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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: September 21, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Detail of a pair of silicone breast implants is seen in this file photo. The Australian military Sunday defended its decision to pay for some female sailors to have breast implants, saying the operations were not carried out for cosmetic reasons.(AFP/File/Mauricio Lima)


Winners will be announced Monday morning, as will the winners from last week's contest which was delayed due to our server meltdown last weekend.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (131)

Even though they are used f... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Craig | September 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Craig:

Even though they are used for breast implants, a RNC donor tells the US Senate to grow a pair

1. Posted by Craig | September 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:21

breast.caption.contest.ever... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
rodney dill:

breast.caption.contest.ever

2. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:21

Bill Clinton's fake tear du... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Bill Clinton's fake tear ducts undergoing their weekly replacment.

3. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:21

However, Hillary's butt-che... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

However, Hillary's butt-cheek implants had to be delivered by forklift.

4. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:23

The latest additions to Hil... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

The latest additions to Hillary Clinton's testicle lock box.

5. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:23

Doctors prepare to implant ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Doctors prepare to implant Hillary's nuticles so that she can appear tougher on defense issues.

6. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:24

What remained after everyth... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

What remained after everything fake was removed from Nancy Pelosi.

7. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:25

Prosecutors displayed evide... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by ptg | September 21, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
ptg:

Prosecutors displayed evidence taken from a defendant in the Hooters fraud case.

8. Posted by ptg | September 21, 2007 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:30

OJ was unsuccessful in retr... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

OJ was unsuccessful in retrieving further Nicole Simpson memorabilia.

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:34

A latest study in the symme... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by LaMedusa | September 21, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

A latest study in the symmetrical design of artificial intelligence.

10. Posted by LaMedusa | September 21, 2007 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:40

Anything more than a handfu... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by LJD | September 21, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
LJD:

Anything more than a handful is a waste, but a pinch?

11. Posted by LJD | September 21, 2007 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:42

EBay President and CEO Meg ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by marc | September 21, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
marc:

EBay President and CEO Meg Whitman displays the auction site's latest item for bid, Rep. Dennis Kucinich's empty nutsack.

12. Posted by marc | September 21, 2007 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:47

A pre-surgery titty-twister... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | September 21, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

A pre-surgery titty-twister.

13. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | September 21, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 07:49

Dyslexic Australian Procure... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Senor Cardgage | September 21, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Senor Cardgage:

Dyslexic Australian Procurement Officer: "I'm sorry sir, I thought I was ordering cluster BOMBS."

14. Posted by Senor Cardgage | September 21, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:01

Look, democrats!... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Look, democrats!

15. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:03

Hey, what happened to the r... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey, what happened to the rest of Pamela Anderson?

16. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:04

Thanks to Bill's non-stop l... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Thanks to Bill's non-stop lobbying, Hillary's new health care plan guaranteed women a right to choose one elective surgery procedure...

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:05

I'm told they look much bet... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm told they look much better when they're being worn.

18. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:06

Al Gore displays proof of <... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 21, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Al Gore displays proof of Globular Warming.

19. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 21, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:07

Breast augmentation arrivin... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by guido | September 21, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
guido:

Breast augmentation arriving a week too late to rescue a disappointing "Oktoberfest" edition of Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest.

20. Posted by guido | September 21, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:08

In Hollywood, this is the d... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

In Hollywood, this is the difference between an actress and a talented actress.

21. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:09

Would you like to super-siz... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Would you like to super-size your order for an extra dollar?

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:09

Doing what the democrats do... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Bluesharper | September 21, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Bluesharper:

Doing what the democrats do best, the golden cow is now merely a golden steer.

23. Posted by Bluesharper | September 21, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:11

Hsu-lifts ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by JAT | September 21, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
JAT:

Hsu-lifts

24. Posted by JAT | September 21, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:12

I think TSA security screen... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

I think TSA security screening has finally gone a little too far.

25. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:12

There are some things you j... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Timmer | September 21, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Timmer:

There are some things you just don't want to know about your Mom's autopsy.

26. Posted by Timmer | September 21, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:12

Don't-ask-don't-tell, Austr... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 21, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Don't-ask-don't-tell, Australian Rules.

27. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 21, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:12

GM saw sales soar after rep... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

GM saw sales soar after replacing the driver's side air bags in all their vehicles with driver's side fun bags.

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:13

Ted Kennedy prepares to dow... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by guido | September 21, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
guido:

Ted Kennedy prepares to down a couple of Chivas Jello shots.

29. Posted by guido | September 21, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:14

Good God! No wonder Bill's ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Good God! No wonder Bill's been so quiet. Hillary had him neutered!

30. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:15

It was all forensic teams c... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It was all forensic teams could recover after Ahmadinejad tried to force his way through the assembled throng to visit Ground Zero.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:16

John Edwards applies his da... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by guido | September 21, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
guido:

John Edwards applies his daily dose of Breck hair gel.

32. Posted by guido | September 21, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:18

Apparently, this is some ki... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Apparently, this is some kind of mind control device. But it only works on men.

33. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:18

Thanks for the mammaries!</... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by guido | September 21, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
guido:

Thanks for the mammaries!

34. Posted by guido | September 21, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:19

After his home run ball was... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 21, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

After his home run ball was destroyed, Barry Bonds Urine Samples enter the Hall of Fame.

35. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 21, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:19

The Academy of Motion Pictu... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by JAT | September 21, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Science unveils its new Oscar for Best Female in a "supporting" role.

36. Posted by JAT | September 21, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:20

Moveon takes another democr... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Moveon takes another democrat "scalp".

37. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:21

CBS executives soon realize... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

CBS executives soon realized there was only one sure way to boost Katie Couric's sagging, er um, ratings.

38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 21, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:22

(Kevin thinking at 7:20 AM ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(Kevin thinking at 7:20 AM this morning): "At least I won't get a lot captions to judge with this Wizbang caption contest picture."

39. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:26

A favorite at the she-woman... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 21, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

A favorite at the she-woman man haters club is the testicle and hand puppet rendition of "Planet Earth" , the movie in which the "Women of Ruth" rule over the "Dink" (man) population.

40. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 21, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:27

Possible cure found for the... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 21, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Possible cure found for the Republican leadership's timidity: silicon testicles.

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 21, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:28

oops. Pls correct: silicone... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 21, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

oops. Pls correct: silicone

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 21, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:30

The Senators from Massachus... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Bungalowlife | September 21, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

The Senators from Massachusetts have a "Who's got the Bigger Booger" contest.

43. Posted by Bungalowlife | September 21, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:31

Dan Rather is claiming this... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Dan Rather is claiming this is all that's left of the typewriter that proves Bush ducked out on his National Guard Commitment.

44. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:32

This is essence of bullshit... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

This is essence of bullshit. And congress is mainlining the stuff.

45. Posted by fustian | September 21, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:34

The U.S. government awarded... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 21, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The U.S. government awarded a million dollar grant for a Massachusetts study to determine whether pinching the nipples of breast implants is as satisfying as the real thing.

46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 21, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:41

Some emergency supplies for... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by pjo, a twin with twins | September 21, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pjo, a twin with twins:

Some emergency supplies for Gwyneth Paltrow for when the press shows up.

47. Posted by pjo, a twin with twins | September 21, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:43

The newest recipient of a g... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by SarahConnor2 | September 21, 2007 8:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SarahConnor2:

The newest recipient of a grant from the National Endowment of the Arts tries to choose which bag of urine to use in his latest work.

48. Posted by SarahConnor2 | September 21, 2007 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 08:59

The market for recycled bre... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The market for recycled breast implants was smaller than anticipated.

49. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:19

Moveon.org proudly display'... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Gmac | September 21, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Gmac:

Moveon.org proudly display's the Democrat Party's nads.

50. Posted by Gmac | September 21, 2007 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:20

A new advance in implant te... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Jon | September 21, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jon:

A new advance in implant technology, using naturally occurring sterile liquid: the urine filled implants.

51. Posted by Jon | September 21, 2007 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:29

"No, no, no.....that is NOT... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by zipity | September 21, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

"No, no, no.....that is NOT what I meant by tea bagging......."

52. Posted by zipity | September 21, 2007 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:39

For $20 you too can fondle ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Stephen Macklin Author Profile Page | September 21, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin Author Profile Page:

For $20 you too can fondle Jenna Jameson's breasts.

53. Posted by Stephen Macklin Author Profile Page | September 21, 2007 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:40

Fake but accurate.... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Stephen Macklin Author Profile Page | September 21, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin Author Profile Page:

Fake but accurate.

54. Posted by Stephen Macklin Author Profile Page | September 21, 2007 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:41

Floyd Landis' attempt to sw... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by OregonMuse | September 21, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Floyd Landis' attempt to swap out his dirty pee with a clean sample before the drug test proved unsuccessful.

55. Posted by OregonMuse | September 21, 2007 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:44

In another example of scien... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Justrand | September 21, 2007 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

In another example of science with no purpose, Ted Kennedy's urine was compared (unfavorably) to that of a hippopotamus.

56. Posted by Justrand | September 21, 2007 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:45

Finally found - the missing... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Roy | September 21, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Roy:

Finally found - the missing weapons of mass distraction.

57. Posted by Roy | September 21, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 09:49

Pillow talk.... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by LaMedusa | September 21, 2007 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Pillow talk.

58. Posted by LaMedusa | September 21, 2007 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:09

And ROSIE O,DONNELL here we... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by spurwing plover | September 21, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spurwing plover:

And ROSIE O,DONNELL here we present you with you two new mean of looking less geeky

59. Posted by spurwing plover | September 21, 2007 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:13

Padded cells.... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by LaMedusa | September 21, 2007 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Padded cells.

60. Posted by LaMedusa | September 21, 2007 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:16

Yes, there's definitely som... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Peter F. | September 21, 2007 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Yes, there's definitely something suspicious about Greg Landis' urine sample.

61. Posted by Peter F. | September 21, 2007 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:16

This little booby went to m... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by LaMedusa | September 21, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

This little booby went to market, this little booby stayed home...

62. Posted by LaMedusa | September 21, 2007 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:22

"Here FreedomFries, let me ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 21, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Here FreedomFries, let me take your tears away..."

63. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 21, 2007 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:23

Bill's shadow puppet perfor... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Falze | September 21, 2007 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Bill's shadow puppet performance of "bunny with a very runny nose" and "duck with ginormous earring bling" was received rather poorly.

64. Posted by Falze | September 21, 2007 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:24

Upon her demise, Helen Thom... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 21, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Upon her demise, Helen Thomas' pair had to be disposed of gingerly by HAZMAT personal.

65. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 21, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:40

Upon her demise, Helen Thom... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 21, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Upon her demise, Helen Thomas' pair had to be disposed of gingerly by HAZMAT personnel.

66. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 21, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:41

"Ms. Anderson, your breast ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Peter F. | September 21, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Ms. Anderson, your breast reduction is going well. 2 down, only 22 more to go...."

67. Posted by Peter F. | September 21, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:41

Scrotum implants - High in ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 21, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

Scrotum implants - High in demand among all presidential contenders.

68. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 21, 2007 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:45

Anna Nicole Smith's Breast ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Norm | September 21, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Norm:

Anna Nicole Smith's Breast Implants Found Amongst Recovered O.J. Simpson Robbery Memorabilia

69. Posted by Norm | September 21, 2007 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:50

Holy D-Cup!!! The ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by jaymaster | September 21, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jaymaster:

Holy D-Cup!!!

The Penguin has trapped Batman in a breast implant!

70. Posted by jaymaster | September 21, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:51

Miss Manners demonstrates t... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by john1v6 | September 21, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
john1v6:

Miss Manners demonstrates the proper way to carry testicle implants. Note how the pinkies are extended, and only the tips of the thumb and index finger make actual content with the implants.

71. Posted by john1v6 | September 21, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:51

Now, all the Republicans ha... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 21, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Now, all the Republicans have to do is to persuade Hillary's doctor to use these implants filled with plastic explosives.

72. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 21, 2007 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 10:59

When Hillary discovered tha... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by SLY FOX | September 21, 2007 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SLY FOX:

When Hillary discovered that her cleavage got so much press, she decided to go all out!

73. Posted by SLY FOX | September 21, 2007 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 11:04

In Soviet Russia, breasts i... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 11:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

In Soviet Russia, breasts implant you

74. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 11:06

Evidence from the Hannibal ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Evidence from the Hannibal Lecter trials needed to be handled carefully.

75. Posted by rodney dill | September 21, 2007 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 11:33

Harry Reid takes his crania... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by John | September 21, 2007 11:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
John:

Harry Reid takes his cranial implants out each night for cleaning before bedtime.

76. Posted by John | September 21, 2007 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 11:38

DARPA scientist holds up co... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by jack_h | September 21, 2007 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack_h:

DARPA scientist holds up components of newest binary super-weapon, Essence of Dick Cheney and Squeezings of Chuck Norris.

77. Posted by jack_h | September 21, 2007 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 12:00

Global warming effects on p... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by nehemiah | September 21, 2007 12:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
nehemiah:

Global warming effects on polar bear urine:

1) above is pre-global warming
2) bottom is post.

78. Posted by nehemiah | September 21, 2007 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 12:05

Harry Reid presents Hillary... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Dan | September 21, 2007 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan:

Harry Reid presents Hillary Clinton with two honorary brass balls for claiming she would be a credible commander-in-chief of the U.S. military.

79. Posted by Dan | September 21, 2007 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 12:30

Hillary Clinton at fundrais... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by capitano | September 21, 2007 12:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
capitano:

Hillary Clinton at fundraisers' staff meeting:

"Here, hand some of these out to the boys in lieu of pay. Little horny devils, they'll love these."

80. Posted by capitano | September 21, 2007 12:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 12:34

Moveon's latest full-page N... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Conservachef | September 21, 2007 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Conservachef:

Moveon's latest full-page NYT ad- "We OWN the Democrats!"

81. Posted by Conservachef | September 21, 2007 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 12:49

You remember the old saying... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Conservachef | September 21, 2007 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Conservachef:

You remember the old saying- A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush...

82. Posted by Conservachef | September 21, 2007 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 12:51

The French hire expert mime... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by WebDiva Author Profile Page | September 21, 2007 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WebDiva Author Profile Page:

The French hire expert mime/juggler Henri Merlot to test Landis' urine sample by differential specific gravitas.

83. Posted by WebDiva Author Profile Page | September 21, 2007 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 12:54

just when u thought you hea... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by billburz | September 21, 2007 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

just when u thought you heard the last of Monica Lewinski. Next week, will be Buttafuco week!

84. Posted by billburz | September 21, 2007 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 13:24

Scientists display the sili... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Bruce | September 21, 2007 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bruce:

Scientists display the silicone testicle implants that will be part of Senator Clinton's "Tough on Terror" makeover, which she will be undergoing in the months leading up to the general election.

85. Posted by Bruce | September 21, 2007 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 13:46

Due to the military specifi... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by ijosha | September 21, 2007 1:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ijosha:

Due to the military specifications and extensive testing required, they each cost $32,768... and that is, of course, before they are implanted.

86. Posted by ijosha | September 21, 2007 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 13:54

Which bag really<... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 21, 2007 1:55 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Which bag really holds up under pressure?

We put the leading brands to the test!


HEFTY
HEFTY
HEFTY!

87. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 21, 2007 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 13:55

In a blind squeeze test, ni... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Tango | September 21, 2007 2:16 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Tango:

In a blind squeeze test, nine out of ten hetero American males prefer silicone over saline.

"I really felt that I had a handful with the silicone," stated Bill from Arkansas.

88. Posted by Tango | September 21, 2007 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 14:16

Man, look at the set on her... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | September 21, 2007 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:

Man, look at the set on her!

89. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | September 21, 2007 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 14:53

Silky Pony continues his (i... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Apropos de Nada | September 21, 2007 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Apropos de Nada:

Silky Pony continues his (it's?) quest to be the most feminine Democratic hopeful.

90. Posted by Apropos de Nada | September 21, 2007 3:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 15:39

It's too late Senator Reid,... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Rick13 | September 21, 2007 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

It's too late Senator Reid, The whole country will know their fake!

91. Posted by Rick13 | September 21, 2007 4:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 16:41

They're only "funbags" afte... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by BlogDog | September 21, 2007 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

They're only "funbags" after. Until then, just bags.

92. Posted by BlogDog | September 21, 2007 4:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 16:51

A cosmetic surgeon displays... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Jason | September 21, 2007 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

A cosmetic surgeon displays a pair of modest, B-cup-sized "sort-of-fun" bags.

93. Posted by Jason | September 21, 2007 6:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 18:18

Female member of Australian... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Dodo David | September 21, 2007 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Female member of Australian Navy:
"Super-size me!"

94. Posted by Dodo David | September 21, 2007 6:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 18:37

John Edwards attempts to de... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

John Edwards attempts to demonstrate his model of the two Americas using his solid gold paperweights.

95. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 18:46

Bottom hand - This is your... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:47 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Bottom hand - This is your bag of pee.

Top hand - This is your bag of pee on drugs.

96. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 18:47

"And this just in. Two mor... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"And this just in. Two more claimants of the Anna Nicole Smith fortune have come forward."

97. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 18:49

John Kerry displays his mag... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

John Kerry displays his magic blobs of plastic explosives given to him by the SPEC OP guys in Vietnam.

98. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 18:51

Al Gore displays life size ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Al Gore displays life size models of the Polar Ice Caps in the year 2040.

99. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 6:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 18:53

Pictured: Barack Obama's w... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by itismedavid | September 21, 2007 6:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Pictured: Barack Obama's wife's removed breast implants. They weren't "black enough".

100. Posted by itismedavid | September 21, 2007 6:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 18:54

Now you want to know what i... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 21, 2007 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Now you want to know what it takes to be a "metrosexual"

101. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 21, 2007 7:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 19:27

Which will make a bigger im... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Arnold Williams | September 21, 2007 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold Williams:

Which will make a bigger impact: piss or honey? Just drop them over this balcony on the first politicians you see, and we'll find out!

102. Posted by Arnold Williams | September 21, 2007 7:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 19:49

Sensing a window of opportu... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by c | September 21, 2007 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

Sensing a window of opportunity, Bill Burkett holds a press conference to reveal conclusive proof that Lucy Ramirez was a real person.

103. Posted by c | September 21, 2007 8:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 20:11

And here we have the two bi... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

And here we have the two biggest assets to the Republicans for the 2008 Presidential campaign.

Hillary Clinton and John Edwards.

104. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 8:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 20:55

Babs Streisand and Jane Fon... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 8:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Babs Streisand and Jane Fonda donate the best part of themselves to the DNC.

105. Posted by retired military | September 21, 2007 8:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 20:56

Keeping abreast of the late... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Dodo David | September 21, 2007 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Keeping abreast of the latest fashions, the Australian Navy introduces new flotation devices for its female sailors.

106. Posted by Dodo David | September 21, 2007 8:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 20:58

Engineer Scott supervises S... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Jer | September 21, 2007 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jer:

Engineer Scott supervises Starfleet's retrofit of new anti-grav units.

107. Posted by Jer | September 21, 2007 10:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 22:22

Bush playing bomb Iran with... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by WETBACK | September 21, 2007 10:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WETBACK:

Bush playing bomb Iran with water balloons again.


108. Posted by WETBACK | September 21, 2007 10:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2007 22:31

HOOTERS ........ here I com... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by La Mano | September 22, 2007 2:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

HOOTERS ........ here I come!

109. Posted by La Mano | September 22, 2007 2:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 22, 2007 02:38

"If I can touch them, they ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Jim Addison | September 22, 2007 3:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Addison:

"If I can touch them, they are REAL!"

110. Posted by Jim Addison | September 22, 2007 3:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 22, 2007 03:17

The Royal Australian Navy r... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Dodo David | September 22, 2007 5:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

The Royal Australian Navy reveals evidence that it is the breast branch of the Australian Defence Force for a woman to be in.

111. Posted by Dodo David | September 22, 2007 5:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 22, 2007 05:53

During an episode of Dr. Ru... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 22, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

During an episode of Dr. Ruth, she stated, (using your best Dr. Ruth voice) "while performing fellatio, gently pinch the testicles to maximize his pleasure".

This photo demonstrates the moment Big Bertha realized she didn't know her own strength.

112. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 22, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 22, 2007 08:32

DIY... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by rodney dill | September 22, 2007 12:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DIY

113. Posted by rodney dill | September 22, 2007 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 22, 2007 12:39

The Australian Navy spokesm... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by itismedavid | September 22, 2007 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

The Australian Navy spokesman was adamant: "For what we pay by buying in bulk from China, we save more than double that by not having to issue life vests to our female sailors who opted for the implants. Why even some of our brave bois have opted for the surgery, proving they are not cosmetic."

114. Posted by itismedavid | September 22, 2007 4:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 22, 2007 16:29

Hillary - "Here you can ha... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary - "Here you can have these back for now Bill. Go round me up some votes."

115. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 12:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 00:40

Museum placard 2140 - This... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Museum placard 2140 - This picture shows President Hillary Clinton casually removing the gonads of the United States and thus caused the fall of what was once the greatest nation on earth.

116. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 12:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 00:45

Hillary Clinton demonstrate... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary Clinton demonstrates to John Edwards what will happen to him if his wife doesn't shut up about Hillary's health care plan.

117. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 12:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 00:46

Hillary gives a pictorial r... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary gives a pictorial representation of what will happen to people who don't sign up for her government sponsored health care plan.

118. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 12:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 00:47

Remember, when disposing of... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

Remember, when disposing of medical waste, the proper technique is always, pinkies up.

119. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 12:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 00:54

"No, no! I need an acety... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

"No, no! I need an acetylene filled can, not saline to fill my cans!"

120. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 01:12

When you know it's t... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
pudge:

When you know it's time for new contact lenses.

121. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 01:15

"Hard Top, Hard Fits - F... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

"Hard Top, Hard Fits - Fake is how I'll take my Tits !" (Lyrics to new, "Fulla-Seltzer" implants, jingle)

122. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 01:41

Coming next spring: "Rocky ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

Coming next spring: "Rocky 47 -Rocky gets a New Pair"

123. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 01:45

"Ah,bra-snapper,you may lea... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

"Ah,bra-snapper,you may leave,if you can snatch fake booby from my hand."

124. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 01:50

What 83% of ALL alimony goe... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

What 83% of ALL alimony goes for.

125. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 01:53

GETERLAID - Is it in you... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:56 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
pudge:

GETERLAID - Is it in you ?

126. Posted by pudge | September 23, 2007 1:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 01:56

The New "Meatless" Pork cho... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 23, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

The New "Meatless" Pork chop. Or as it is affectionately known as "Pork in a Pouch"

127. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 23, 2007 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 11:07

Forget balls. Give our worl... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Nylda | September 23, 2007 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Forget balls. Give our world leaders breasts and the world will be a better place.

128. Posted by Nylda | September 23, 2007 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 11:48

As a result of repeated law... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

As a result of repeated lawsuits on the healthiness of it's food, McDonald's displays their new UNDERSIZE combo meals.

129. Posted by retired military | September 23, 2007 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 13:28

"OK class, which bag is ful... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 23, 2007 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"OK class, which bag is full of monounsaturated fat and which is full of polyunsaturated fat?"

130. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 23, 2007 10:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 23, 2007 22:15

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Kevin | September 24, 2007 2:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

131. Posted by Kevin | September 24, 2007 2:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2007 02:31




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