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Comments (123)
Oops... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oops
1. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 7:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 07:48
2. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In case of emergency press the 'MF Red Button' -- "Hmmm, I wonder what MF stands for."
2. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 07:50
3. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Ted would do anything for the perfect cup of coffee.
3. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 7:51 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 07:51
4. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| August 31, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Over the sound of klaxons, Frank hurries to shuts down production as the "Evil Green Bunny" alarms echo through the control room..."
4. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| August 31, 2007 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 07:56
5. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Tap your foot all you want... but I'm afraid I can't do that... Dave."
5. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 7:56 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 07:56
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 31, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
As you can see from the photograph, he is clearly signaling his desire for a homosexual liaison with his left hand...
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 31, 2007 8:00 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:00
7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 31, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Let's see. Where did that button marked "Iran" go?
7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 31, 2007 8:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:02
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Great Scot, Marty! That's the third fried flux capacitor this week!"
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 8:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:04
9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 31, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!
9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 31, 2007 8:06 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:06
10. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Watch closely as the nerd caresses the technology before making love to it.
10. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:07
11. Posted by DSkinner | August 31, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Diebold introduces its large print version of their voting machine.
11. Posted by DSkinner | August 31, 2007 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:09
12. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, that's the last of the vacuum tubes."
12. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:09
13. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And the number one advantage to dating a guy from the nuclear plant? He's got a third testicle!
13. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:09
14. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
No I'm not a Nuclear Technician, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night... with Larry Craig.
14. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 8:10 AM |
Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:10
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 31, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A rare glimpse of the top-secret Democrat conspiracy generation machine.
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 31, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:11
16. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Idaho's high-tech bathroom surveillance system. Heaven help you if you've got a wide stance...
16. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:11
17. Posted by BadgerJonny | August 31, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
John Edwards programs his new home security system...
17. Posted by BadgerJonny | August 31, 2007 8:15 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:15
18. Posted by BadgerJonny | August 31, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And you thought Florida's old voting machines were complicated!
18. Posted by BadgerJonny | August 31, 2007 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:16
19. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
A technician resets a tripped circuit breaker in Al Gore's "carbon neutral" basement.
19. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:17 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:17
20. Posted by whistleblower | August 31, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Karl Rove manipulating the vast right wing conspiracy machine.
20. Posted by whistleblower | August 31, 2007 8:18 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:18
21. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
This is the powerplant for Al Gore's home. To offset it, they're reforesting the entire state of Nebraska.
21. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:19 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:19
22. Posted by hermie | August 31, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
...and this chart traces all of Hillary's campaign contributors and sorts them by nationality and fugitive status..
22. Posted by hermie | August 31, 2007 8:19 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:19
23. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Greet-ings Pro-fess-or Fal-ken
Shall-we-play-a-game?
23. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:21
24. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
It takes two hands to handle the WOPR
24. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:23 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:23
25. Posted by hermie | August 31, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The new New Orleans' three-billion dollar levee detection system was about to be demonstrated, when it was realized that Mayor Nagin neglected to order an 'On' switch.
'This is all Bush's fault!' he shouted.
25. Posted by hermie | August 31, 2007 8:24 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:24
26. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D'Oh...Not another nuclear leak. I hope Mr. Smithers doesn't find out...
26. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:24
27. Posted by bungalowlife | August 31, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
John Edwards tweaks his new state-of-the-art flowbee hair cutting system.
27. Posted by bungalowlife | August 31, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:25
28. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The machine they use to make Hillary look human is sucking up more and more power.
28. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2007 8:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:28
29. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Hmm, very odd. I've bookmarked "Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest Winners" on this thing's browser, yet I still see no results, even though the OS time tells me that it is indeed Sunday evening.
29. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:30
30. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Naw it can't travel in time, but a 1.21 gigawatt sub-woofer does have its merits."
30. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 8:33 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:33
31. Posted by Jumpinjoe | August 31, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Finally after 30 years and billions of dollars of grant research money, technicians put the final touches on the "global cooling" tracking computer in anticipation of new ice age that was predicted in 1978.
31. Posted by Jumpinjoe | August 31, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:34
32. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I apologize for my cold hands, but can you turn your hard drive and cough, please?
32. Posted by guido | August 31, 2007 8:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:36
33. Posted by Weegie | August 31, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Deep Thought, what do women want?"
"Hmmm... Uh... wouldn't you rather have the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?"
33. Posted by Weegie | August 31, 2007 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:40
34. Posted by Stephen Macklin
| August 31, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I think Rove said this was the button that controls foreign policy. Or was it this one?"
34. Posted by Stephen Macklin
| August 31, 2007 8:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:46
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Could somebody ask Rove where the Hurricane Controller is on this thing before he leaves?"
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:48
36. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin #35: You beat me to it! ;-)
36. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:49
37. Posted by Jeff | August 31, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tipper ? Is that the one ? said Al as he desperately tried to find the right curcuit breaker for the kitchen.
37. Posted by Jeff | August 31, 2007 8:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:50
38. Posted by brainy435 | August 31, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It the MSM coordination room, John was working furiously to ensure the Hillary funding scandal get replaced by the three-month old bathroom story he had held in reserve.
38. Posted by brainy435 | August 31, 2007 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:55
39. Posted by brainy435 | August 31, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Crap, lets try again:
In the MSM coordination room, John was working furiously to ensure the Hillary funding scandal get replaced by the three-month old bathroom story he had held in reserve.
39. Posted by brainy435 | August 31, 2007 8:56 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 08:56
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A worker drone deep in Hillary Clinton's Campaign Headquarters fine tunes the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Machine.
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 9:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:01
41. Posted by Falze | August 31, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
His office packed, his last talking points outline left for the President...Karl Rove spends his final moments on his last day in the White House underground bunker shutting down the weather machine.
41. Posted by Falze | August 31, 2007 9:03 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:03
42. Posted by langtry | August 31, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dr. Frankenstein attempts to reanimate John Edwards' presidential campaign.
42. Posted by langtry | August 31, 2007 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:06
43. Posted by HughS | August 31, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Experts are already fine tuning Hillary Care.
43. Posted by HughS | August 31, 2007 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:20
44. Posted by douglas adams | August 31, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Yes I know it's 42. But what's the question!!!!
44. Posted by douglas adams | August 31, 2007 9:21 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:21
45. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 31, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
New Orleans.. New Orleans...let's see yup here it is..lot's of black people there...ok that's it...This Halliburton Hurricane machine is sweet.
45. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 31, 2007 9:22 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:22
46. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I am your new supervisor, Mister Borg.
Please, come closer.
No, closer.
No, that's not drool, it's - condensation.
46. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:23
47. Posted by scotty | August 31, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Edwards campaign employees work the power plant at his mansion.
47. Posted by scotty | August 31, 2007 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:24
48. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 31, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks to global warming alarmism, citizens around the USA will soon experience the joy of California-style rolling blackouts.
48. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 31, 2007 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:24
49. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Heeding the wisdom of her advisors, Hillary acquires a S.O.U.L.*
*Self
Observant
Un-natural Habit
Limiter
49. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 9:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:30
50. Posted by wavemaker | August 31, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
RNC staffer fine tunes the Republican primary process.
50. Posted by wavemaker | August 31, 2007 9:34 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:34
51. Posted by Actual | August 31, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Controlling the Gorebot is so highly automated that it only requires one technician.
51. Posted by Actual | August 31, 2007 9:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:38
52. Posted by OregonMuse | August 31, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
42.
52. Posted by OregonMuse | August 31, 2007 9:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:48
53. Posted by OregonMuse | August 31, 2007 9:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Back in 1982, the USSR tried to market its own desktop PC, with little success.
53. Posted by OregonMuse | August 31, 2007 9:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 09:50
54. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Kevin demonstrates the Caption Contest Judging Machine, declaring that the results should be completed by Sunday.
54. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 10:04 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:04
55. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I, Proteus, possess the wisdom and ignorance of all men, but I can't feel the sun on my face. My child will have that privilege...wait a minute... Larry Craig? What have you done with Susan Harris?"
55. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 10:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:15
56. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | August 31, 2007 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm . . . half . . . crrrraaazzzzyy . . . allllll . . . forrrr . . . the . . . . . . love . . .
56. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | August 31, 2007 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:21
57. Posted by Swanny | August 31, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eenie, meenie, miney, moe, catch a trident by it's toe...
57. Posted by Swanny | August 31, 2007 10:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:23
58. Posted by spurwing plover | August 31, 2007 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Captian i have found the problem of why we cant rach warp 10 we have blown a fuse
58. Posted by spurwing plover | August 31, 2007 10:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:24
59. Posted by Hermoine | August 31, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GPS has come a long way!
59. Posted by Hermoine | August 31, 2007 10:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:31
60. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The DIY iPhone left a lot to be desired.
60. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 10:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:34
61. Posted by Justrand | August 31, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In the wake of "irregularities" in campaign contributions, a worker adjusts the Clinton money-laundering machine.
61. Posted by Justrand | August 31, 2007 10:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:37
62. Posted by Craig | August 31, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why, that power leak has unbalanced the ship, and she's starting to drift! I can't hold her in place that long!"
62. Posted by Craig | August 31, 2007 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:38
63. Posted by retired military | August 31, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John McCain adjusts his master plan to get elected President in 2008.
--------------------------------------
Al Gore - "The red light is on. This provides conclusive proof that Global Warming is Real and caused by man".
63. Posted by retired military | August 31, 2007 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:40
64. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Answer: 42. Question: How many convicted felons are HillRaisers?
64. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 10:45 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:45
65. Posted by Linoge | August 31, 2007 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The control panel for the Automatic Woman Arouser (TM) was... complicated.
(Cannot believe I actually wrote that, but there you go.)
65. Posted by Linoge | August 31, 2007 10:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:53
66. Posted by Diane | August 31, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Idaho, we have a problem!"
66. Posted by Diane | August 31, 2007 10:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 10:57
67. Posted by Rance | August 31, 2007 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you wonder what Karl Rove is doing these days, he's in his secret hideaway, fine tuning the master strategy for the 2008 elections.
67. Posted by Rance | August 31, 2007 11:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:14
68. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"G-14! Your last 'Super-Mega-Powerball Bingo' number is, G-14."
68. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:16
69. Posted by Nylda | August 31, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Google beefs up with nuclear powered storage in anticipation of Whoopi's debute on the View.
69. Posted by Nylda | August 31, 2007 11:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:18
70. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold just couldn't resist, once he found out the states' power supply was controlled by "The Clapper".
70. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:21
71. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 31, 2007 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new simplified stereo controls for Al Gore's 19,000 sq. ft. "green" home.
71. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 31, 2007 11:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:23
72. Posted by HughS | August 31, 2007 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Clinton campaign announced today that Dr. Charles Forbin has been hired to implement Colossus, the universal health care initiative frequently referred to as HillaryCare.
72. Posted by HughS | August 31, 2007 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:27
73. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Abduls lawn may have been sub-par, but that was all about to change with the installation of his new, "Death to a Thousand Lakes", sprinkler system.
73. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:32
74. Posted by GRAY FOX | August 31, 2007 11:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In order to enhance the effectiveness of gay Republican jokes, this machine will erase all memory of what went on in Clinton's Oral Office.
74. Posted by GRAY FOX | August 31, 2007 11:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:34
75. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was cumbersome but, once he got all of the girls seated, Lances new "Fluffy Max 3000" was the best hair dryer in the bus.
75. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:36
76. Posted by Oyster | August 31, 2007 11:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Bush: "And by holding two circuits, I can direct any hurricane to hit an area marked (D). These two here will send the next one to ... Whoops! That was an (R)."
76. Posted by Oyster | August 31, 2007 11:40 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:40
77. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The guy at 1304 Oak St. wants his 'juice' on huh ? Well, I'll give him some fricking juice!"
77. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:41
78. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Albert Gore lends a hand in the China war room!
78. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:43
79. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was a lot of work but, with the help of "H.A.L.", Carl was always able to satisfy his women.
79. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:45
80. Posted by Duke DeLand | August 31, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Carl left the White House the countdown could be heard in the basement halls.....
"Three-Two-One!"
BUSH!
The new Rove-O-Matic takes over as the Democrats eternal foe!
80. Posted by Duke DeLand | August 31, 2007 11:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:45
81. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:49 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"Honey! It says here that you flushed another tampon!" Computerized house monitoring systems are very useful but tragically, they cause the ruination of many a marriage.
81. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:49 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:49
82. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:51 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Fred left the house in a hurry that morning, but he'd soon find out the importance of rubber souled shoes.
82. Posted by pudge | August 31, 2007 11:51 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:51
83. Posted by Falze | August 31, 2007 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"'Oh, the new voting machines will make voting so much easier' my butt. I've been in here for half an hour! 14 candidates for 'dog catcher'?! Proposition 419 'Yes, I do not believe that our state should not not ever always require or also never prohibit the exclusion or adoption of rules expressly forbidding marriages between people of the same sex or car color. Vote here for Option 1 or here for Option 2'??!! What?! Where does this line go?! They all cross! OUCH! That button to vote for Gore is hot! Strange, the rest of the machine seems to be getting cooler as I go along. Ok, there, last switch - accept. No, wait! DAMN! Did I just vote for Buchanan?!"
-Ed's experience in the voting machine laid out by Florida Democrats
83. Posted by Falze | August 31, 2007 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:54
84. Posted by kyle | August 31, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Norman Hsu contribution flowchart is tweaked by an anonymous Senate staffer.
84. Posted by kyle | August 31, 2007 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 11:57
85. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 12:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You think this is big? You should see the cloaking device they use on Hillary Care 2009!
85. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 12:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:04
86. Posted by Falze | August 31, 2007 12:09 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The year is 1969.
The man, still slender, is Albert Gore, Jr.
With a final tweak, the internet is born.
86. Posted by Falze | August 31, 2007 12:09 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:09
87. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dustin Hoffman tabulates move ons e-voting results from His Bel aire guesthouse.
87. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 12:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:13
88. Posted by Ivo Vegter | August 31, 2007 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the house of the future, a switch de-bounce array will connect any combination of wall switches and keypad systems. (No, I'm not kidding.)
88. Posted by Ivo Vegter | August 31, 2007 12:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:16
89. Posted by Mighty Dwight | August 31, 2007 12:16 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"G10"
"Damn, you sunk my battleship"
89. Posted by Mighty Dwight | August 31, 2007 12:16 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:16
90. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 31, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In his movie "Another Inconvenient Truth" Al Gore shows that there is general consensus the he did invent the internet.
90. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 31, 2007 12:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:20
91. Posted by Filb | August 31, 2007 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"On...Off...On...Off..."
91. Posted by Filb | August 31, 2007 12:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:21
92. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This guy clearly has a duct tape fetish..
92. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 12:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:29
93. Posted by Peter F. | August 31, 2007 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nigel Tufnel finds life after rock 'n roll.
93. Posted by Peter F. | August 31, 2007 12:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:36
94. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore meets his soulmate ...
94. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 12:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:44
95. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 31, 2007 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That was easy!"
95. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 31, 2007 12:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 12:50
96. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Deep in a bunker in Iran)
"Boy when Mahmoud finds we're only refining Geraniums reproduction, he's gonna be pissed."
96. Posted by rodney dill | August 31, 2007 1:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 13:05
97. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK computer, but when I told my department I could replace them with one computer, I was thinking about you doing work, not sucking up coffee and surfing videos on the Internet!
97. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 31, 2007 1:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 13:13
98. Posted by owent | August 31, 2007 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deep under the depths of the wicked Whitehouse, funded by the evil capitalistic Halliburton and the vast right wing conspiracy, in his secret lair, the diabolical Dick Cheney makes the final adjustments on his lifelong magnum opus, his destiny, the global warming machine, conspiring to starve innocent children, displace the homeless, deny health care to senior citizens and to destroy the habitat endangered species throughout Mother Earth all in the name of tax cuts for the rich.
98. Posted by owent | August 31, 2007 1:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 13:16
99. Posted by Porkopolis | August 31, 2007 1:29 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Microsoft's prototype for the iPhone-killer was recently greenlighted.
99. Posted by Porkopolis | August 31, 2007 1:29 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 13:29
100. Posted by FreedomFries | August 31, 2007 1:29 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Looking for the switch to flush the Grand Old Potty's Toiletgate...
100. Posted by FreedomFries | August 31, 2007 1:29 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 13:29
101. Posted by skymuse | August 31, 2007 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In Soviet Russia, sentence diagrams YOU.
101. Posted by skymuse | August 31, 2007 1:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 13:33
102. Posted by McCain | August 31, 2007 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another father can't find Waldo.
102. Posted by McCain | August 31, 2007 1:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 13:54
103. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 31, 2007 1:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Man I wish I knew how to fix that friggin' flashing 12:00"
103. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 31, 2007 1:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 13:56
104. Posted by McCain | August 31, 2007 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Miss South Carolina couldn't find us either.
104. Posted by McCain | August 31, 2007 2:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 14:00
105. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Rolling blackouts are so much easier with the PowerFade 3000!"
105. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 31, 2007 2:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 14:15
106. Posted by capitano | August 31, 2007 3:31 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Klaxons shatter the silence at DNC Headquarters as it's GAYDAR Early Warning System springs to life with a "bogey" alert -- closeted Republican officeholder entering public restroom in Upper Sandusky.
106. Posted by capitano | August 31, 2007 3:31 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 15:31
107. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 31, 2007 3:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
WOPR: "Shall we play a game???"
ALGORE: "Let's play 'Global ThermoWarming Hysteria"!!!"
107. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 31, 2007 3:42 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 15:42
108. Posted by Bob S | August 31, 2007 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank programs the new computer needed to keep up with all of Hillary's inconsistent statements and policies
108. Posted by Bob S | August 31, 2007 4:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 16:27
109. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 31, 2007 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lets See, If I turn this one down it creates a power shortage and the price of electricity goes' UP. Ahh What the Hell, daddy needs a new Mercedes Benz!
109. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 31, 2007 4:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 16:31
110. Posted by retired military | August 31, 2007 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Placard in Democratic Underground Museum of Liberal History
"Here we have a picture of Karl Rove in the early 1980s"
110. Posted by retired military | August 31, 2007 4:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 16:34
111. Posted by observer | August 31, 2007 5:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dang, with the latest primary schedule, I'll have to reschedule Iowa's caucuses to be held last Friday!
111. Posted by observer | August 31, 2007 5:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 17:34
112. Posted by LAB | August 31, 2007 8:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sherman heard a disturbing voice emit from the "Way-Back Machine" as the red lights came on:
"Mr.Peabody?"
"Quiet, you!"
112. Posted by LAB | August 31, 2007 8:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 20:00
113. Posted by Joshua | August 31, 2007 10:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A member of the McCain team looks for the one green light on still functioning in his political machine...
113. Posted by Joshua | August 31, 2007 10:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 22:00
114. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 10:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards getting change from His piggybank
114. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 10:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 22:27
115. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A member of the Edwards team also strives to find a solo green light indicating His political machine ever functioned...
115. Posted by 914 | August 31, 2007 10:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2007 22:34
116. Posted by Rick13 | September 1, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With his identity protected, "Danny" shows us how he spends every morning firing up the Democrats spin machine.
116. Posted by Rick13 | September 1, 2007 9:04 AM |
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Posted on September 1, 2007 09:04
117. Posted by pudge | September 1, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2 years and countless motherboards in series later, the answer was always the same: "Use the !*%!!#*! buses you freakin' moron!" Still, the chocolate city mayor worked on, tryne ta cipher how George Bush destroyed his beloved Nah'lens.
117. Posted by pudge | September 1, 2007 9:10 AM |
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Posted on September 1, 2007 09:10
118. Posted by Brady Westwater | September 1, 2007 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton's Bll Clinton Tracking System.
118. Posted by Brady Westwater | September 1, 2007 12:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 1, 2007 12:42
119. Posted by Devin OSullivan | September 2, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dude check it out, it's getting turned on by me"
119. Posted by Devin OSullivan | September 2, 2007 9:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 2, 2007 09:49
120. Posted by rodney dill | September 2, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1). The other technicians did not appreciate Al's constant humming of 'Smoke on the Water'
2). Illegal Aliens performing jobs American Nuclear Physicist won't do.
3). 220, 221, whatever it takes
4). At last I have the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
5).In his basement in an undisclosed location north of Canada, Rodney works on the Wizbanginator generating massive quantities of captions, albeit of questionable quality.
120. Posted by rodney dill | September 2, 2007 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 2, 2007 11:57
121. Posted by itismedavid | September 2, 2007 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All your watts are belong to us!
121. Posted by itismedavid | September 2, 2007 2:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 2, 2007 14:16
122. Posted by itismedavid | September 2, 2007 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack Obama re-programs his foreign policy machine.
122. Posted by itismedavid | September 2, 2007 2:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 2, 2007 14:17
123. Posted by Kevin
| September 3, 2007 2:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
123. Posted by Kevin
| September 3, 2007 2:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 3, 2007 02:34