For some time, I've used "Olaf The Troll God's Hammer" as my metaphor for banning trolls. This weekend, at the Shore Leave convention, I think I found something a bit better.
Sir Nicodemys Carvell (sirnicodemys@comcast.net) makes medieval weapons. Really, really cool ones -- mostly wooden, but some rather nasty metal ones. It was the wooden ones that drew my attention, though.
The one I liked first seemed a bit large at first... but with a little practice, it seems to work just fine.
If anyone has a need for a finely-crafted implement of carnage, to indulge a desire to literally "go medieval" on someone's ass, one could do far worse than Sir Nicodemys, who promises "Metal Pounded, Wood Shaped, and Leather Worked" on his business card.
And who also not only let me use one of his hammers, but -- completely without the slightest prompting from me -- posed willingly (if somewhat derangedly) for the "action" photos.
Trolls beware!!!!!
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"It's Hammer go Hammer T... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 16, 2007 11:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"It's Hammer go Hammer Troll Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play!"
1. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 16, 2007 11:31 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 16, 2007 11:31
2. Posted by Matt | July 16, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"a finely-crafted implement of carnage."
What a joy to contemplate. Thanks for the great pictures!! I bet they are crafted here in the gold USA too!!
2. Posted by Matt | July 16, 2007 12:08 PM |
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Posted on July 16, 2007 12:08
3. Posted by jhow66 | July 16, 2007 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And I thought I was ugly!! :)
3. Posted by jhow66 | July 16, 2007 12:35 PM |
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Posted on July 16, 2007 12:35
4. Posted by Gmac | July 16, 2007 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr Duckie appears to be having a grand time driving home the point why its bad to be a troll around here.
4. Posted by Gmac | July 16, 2007 12:42 PM |
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Posted on July 16, 2007 12:42
5. Posted by ODA315 | July 16, 2007 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like one of the stores at the corner of Polk and Castro.
5. Posted by ODA315 | July 16, 2007 12:45 PM |
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Posted on July 16, 2007 12:45
6. Posted by Bill M | July 16, 2007 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, mister, time to take you in for contributing to the delinquency of a poor innocent duckie!
6. Posted by Bill M | July 16, 2007 11:37 PM |
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Posted on July 16, 2007 23:37
7. Posted by spurwing plover | July 17, 2007 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And GANDALF carried GLANDRAIN THE FOE HAMMER
7. Posted by spurwing plover | July 17, 2007 2:45 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2007 14:45
8. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 17, 2007 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was always partial to Thor's Hammer, (Marvel Comics) Mjolnir!
8. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 17, 2007 7:16 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2007 19:16