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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: July 6, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and her husband, former President Bill Clinton, point to supporters as they walk in the Fourth of July Parade Wednesday, July 4, 2007 in Clear Lake, Iowa. (AP Photo/M. Spencer Green)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (157)

We did not have sexual rela... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by LJD | July 6, 2007 7:10 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
LJD:

We did not have sexual relations with that girl...

1. Posted by LJD | July 6, 2007 7:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:10

You mean the owe with the g... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by LifeTrek | July 6, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
LifeTrek:

You mean the owe with the great Tits?

No Bill, the one with the rocking ass!
DKK

2. Posted by LifeTrek | July 6, 2007 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:19

Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive uh uh uh uhhh

3. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:38

Bob Barker points out to Hi... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by smitch | July 6, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:

Bob Barker points out to Hillary the benefits of neutering.

4. Posted by smitch | July 6, 2007 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:42

Bill: "Look, there's anothe... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by hermie | July 6, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

Bill: "Look, there's another potential Presidential pardon for you."

Hill: "Ca Ching!"

5. Posted by hermie | July 6, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:44

There's a potential Lincoln... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by nehemiah | July 6, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
nehemiah:

There's a potential Lincoln Bedroom client!

6. Posted by nehemiah | July 6, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:46

Bill, oooh, go get her. I ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by billburz | July 6, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
billburz:

Bill, oooh, go get her. I like her Bill, and I will share. Promise.

7. Posted by billburz | July 6, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:58

Walk like an Egyptian, do d... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by billburz | July 6, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Walk like an Egyptian, do da do de de ..............

8. Posted by billburz | July 6, 2007 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:00

You put your left hand you ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

You put your left hand you take your left hand out, you put your hat in the ring and shake it all about.

9. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:17

And I'm gonna build my pres... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 6, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duke DeLand:

And I'm gonna build my presidential library right over there!

10. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 6, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:18

On the success of the Sopra... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

On the success of the Sopranos spoof, Bill and Hillary appear tonight on Dancing With the Stars.

11. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:18

Did her. Did her. Did her... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
guido:

Did her. Did her. Did her. Would LOVE to do her.
Did her. Did her. Did her....twice. Did her.............

12. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:23

I pardon you! And you, you... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

I pardon you! And you, you and you. And you. And you, you, you...........

13. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:24

"We're going to take things... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." ~Comrade Hillary, June 2004

14. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:30

Pull our fingers!... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Pull our fingers!

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:31

Remember, Hillary, don't sh... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Remember, Hillary, don't show them the other finger until AFTER we're elected.

16. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:34

We're gonna finger bang you... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We're gonna finger bang you, baby!
Bang, bang, bang, all night long!

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:34

"Look at all the gullible f... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by DSkinner | July 6, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DSkinner:

"Look at all the gullible fools who like us."

"I'd do that one."

18. Posted by DSkinner | July 6, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:35

To demonstrate the awesome ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

To demonstrate the awesome power of their smear machine, Bill and Hillary select an insufficiently exuberant Hillary! supporter for character assassination.

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:38

(Hilary), He he he ,... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | July 6, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob LA Ca.:

(Hilary),
He he he , I'll get you yet my pretty , and your vast right wing conspiracy too!
(BJ)
Uhh huh, uhh huh! What she said!

20. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | July 6, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:41

Monkey see, Monkey do... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Clancy | July 6, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clancy:

Monkey see, Monkey do

21. Posted by Clancy | July 6, 2007 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:42

The line to kiss our asses ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The line to kiss our asses starts over there.

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:44

I know you are, but what am... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I know you are, but what am I?

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:50

"High on a hill sat a lonel... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by robert | July 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

"High on a hill sat a lonely goat singing: lay-ee odyl lay-hee odyl lay-hee-hoo."

24. Posted by robert | July 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:50

Didn't we rent the Lincoln ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Didn't we rent the Lincoln bedroom to that guy?

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:51

Hill: "Look! Isn't that Bob... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Mark L | July 6, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark L:

Hill: "Look! Isn't that Bob Barker?"

Bill: "You mean that white-haired guy in the blue polo shirt? Now I get it."

26. Posted by Mark L | July 6, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:54

Ooo, there's a camera. Quic... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ooo, there's a camera. Quick Bill, pretend we're a happy couple.

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:00

So you think that YOU are g... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So you think that YOU are going to have a say in how we run the country? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:03

Hill, when you become presi... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by David | July 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

Hill, when you become president this is how you point at reporters.

29. Posted by David | July 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:04

Look Bill, useful idiots!</... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Look Bill, useful idiots!

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:04

Yes, Bill, that IS... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Dale A | July 6, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale A:

Yes, Bill, that IS Paula Jones!!

31. Posted by Dale A | July 6, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:10

Bill & Hill try out for the... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Justrand | July 6, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

Bill & Hill try out for the U.S. Olympic team in the sport of Sychronized Finger-Pointing

32. Posted by Justrand | July 6, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:11

"Man, ever since he gave up... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jay Tea | July 6, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Man, ever since he gave up the TV show, "Barker's Beauties" have turned into "Barker's Bowsers."

J.

33. Posted by Jay Tea | July 6, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:11

Hillary is such a black hol... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary is such a black hole for charisma that Bill visibly ages when he stands next to her.

34. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:12

Matching pearl handled revo... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by RicardoVerde | July 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RicardoVerde:

Matching pearl handled revolvers, $1600; Photoshop? Priceless.

35. Posted by RicardoVerde | July 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:12

Another good reason to kill... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Another good reason to kill all the lawyers.

36. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:16

Bill finds that a seasickne... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Bill finds that a seasickness patch helps keep the nausea down...

37. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:19

The Clinton's not-so-secret... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 6, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

The Clinton's not-so-secret method of indicating to their security detail who among the crowd they wanted "invited" back to the presidential suite.

38. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 6, 2007 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:20

The Clinton's always enjoy ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The Clinton's always enjoy a good funeral.

Especially when they caused it!

39. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:22

Bill and Hillary discuss th... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by buckhunter | July 6, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
buckhunter:

Bill and Hillary discuss the double Dirty Sanchez with smiles.

40. Posted by buckhunter | July 6, 2007 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:22

Bill Clinton instructs in t... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by BlogDog | July 6, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Bill Clinton instructs in the ancient art of Tai Cheat.

41. Posted by BlogDog | July 6, 2007 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:26

"Oh, there's George and Lau... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by BC | July 6, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BC:

"Oh, there's George and Laura -- let's thank them for making us look REALLY good!"

-BC

42. Posted by BC | July 6, 2007 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:41

America's first lesbian Pre... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

America's first lesbian President.

With his wife Hillary.

43. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:47

And that's where we killed ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And that's where we killed Vince Foster... Oh, Bill, Washington has such great memories!

44. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:48

Are you sure pointing to th... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by jaymaster | July 6, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jaymaster:

Are you sure pointing to the left polled higher than pointing to the right?

Yes, Bill. 48-46, 6% undecided, 3% MOE. Now shut up and bite your lip!

45. Posted by jaymaster | July 6, 2007 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:52

Bill & Hill show how far le... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by twolaneflash | July 6, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Bill & Hill show how far left they want to take America.

46. Posted by twolaneflash | July 6, 2007 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:52

Hey you, average white guy,... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by jack | July 6, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack:

Hey you, average white guy, yeah you. Give us more money so we can piss it away.

47. Posted by jack | July 6, 2007 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:53

Bill: "Pull my finger!"<br... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Mike | July 6, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Bill: "Pull my finger!"
Hill: "Mine, too!"

48. Posted by Mike | July 6, 2007 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:02

"Look, here comes the U. S.... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by wavemaker | July 6, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

"Look, here comes the U. S. Attorney with another subpoena!"

49. Posted by wavemaker | July 6, 2007 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:04

Mr. and Mrs. Bob Barker pic... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by drjohn | July 6, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drjohn:

Mr. and Mrs. Bob Barker pick out the next contestant for "The Wife is Right."

50. Posted by drjohn | July 6, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:06

"Look -- there goes our alr... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by OregonMuse | July 6, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Look -- there goes our already-severely-atrophied sense of shame."

51. Posted by OregonMuse | July 6, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:06

"Hey Bill, look over there!... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by OregonMuse | July 6, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Hey Bill, look over there! What's Jerry Seinfeld doing in that giant bee costume?"

52. Posted by OregonMuse | July 6, 2007 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:07

Let's take his money... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Fletcher Mangum | July 6, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fletcher Mangum:

Let's take his money

53. Posted by Fletcher Mangum | July 6, 2007 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:08

"Which blue dress?... Th... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Which blue dress?... That blue dress?"
"Yes that blue dress."

54. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:12

His cover blown, the body s... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

His cover blown, the body snatchers pointed at him and shrieked.

55. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:14

Notorious womanizer with he... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Notorious womanizer with her husband.

56. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:15

"Oh, Bill, all our friends ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by What Willis was Talking About | July 6, 2007 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What Willis was Talking About:

"Oh, Bill, all our friends are here. There's Marc Rich, Susan McDougal, the Gregorys, the Vignalis, and..oh, look, those sweet boys of the FALN!"

57. Posted by What Willis was Talking About | July 6, 2007 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:16

Hillary: "Show me again Bil... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by rob | July 6, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rob:

Hillary: "Show me again Bill, just in case...'
Bill: "It's all in the wrist like this, then you say "I pardon you.....and you....and you......and you. See it's fun and no one can do s*** about it! WhOOOOOeee!

58. Posted by rob | July 6, 2007 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:17

The Clintons send trained f... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

The Clintons send trained falcons to attack the Obama camp.

59. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:18

Simultaneously: "Does this ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Simultaneously: "Does this smell like Monica?"

60. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 6, 2007 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:19

Bill: Hey Hill, check it o... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | July 6, 2007 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

Bill: Hey Hill, check it out, I did not have sexual relations with that woman over there either!
Hill: That woman there? Isn't that Janet Reno?

61. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | July 6, 2007 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:21

The Clintons at the premier... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Clay | July 6, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clay:

The Clintons at the premier of "Primary Colors II".

62. Posted by Clay | July 6, 2007 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:25

"That one. The sultry bitch... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by JLawson | July 6, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JLawson:

"That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to us. Take her clothes off and bring her to us."

63. Posted by JLawson | July 6, 2007 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:35

(The above shamelessly crib... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by JLawson | July 6, 2007 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JLawson:

(The above shamelessly cribbed from the 1970 Movie M.A.S.H.) Should have put in attribution... sorry!

64. Posted by JLawson | July 6, 2007 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:36

Reporter: People are once a... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by brainy435 | July 6, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Reporter: People are once again focused on some of the pardons at the end of yo....

Clintons: LOOK! OVER THERE!

65. Posted by brainy435 | July 6, 2007 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:37

At a National Pointer's com... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Rovin | July 6, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rovin:

At a National Pointer's competition these two dogs displayed the style needed to compete in the "Prey on Taxpayers" catagory. They had previously won the "lying dogs" catagory hands down.

66. Posted by Rovin | July 6, 2007 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:37

Dang----misspelled categor... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Rovin | July 6, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rovin:

Dang----misspelled category:

At a National Pointer's competition these two dogs displayed the style needed to compete in the "Prey on Taxpayers" category. They had previously won the "lying dogs" category hands down.

(revised edition)

67. Posted by Rovin | July 6, 2007 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:43

Bill: I slept with her and ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by scotty | July 6, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

Bill: I slept with her and her...
Hillary : and don't forget about her.

68. Posted by scotty | July 6, 2007 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:43

Bill: "Okay, now bite your... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Timmer | July 6, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Bill: "Okay, now bite your lower lip and deftly turn the pointing finger to a half thumbs up/half thumb point and nod your head. You could be agreeing, you could be thinking about it. No one quite knows what it is, and that way you can argue about what is is later."

69. Posted by Timmer | July 6, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:49

Bill: "Look! There's Scoote... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Dodo David | July 6, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Bill: "Look! There's Scooter Libby. He should go to prison because he committed perjury."

Hillary (laughing): "Bill, you need glasses. That's not Scooter Libby. That's your reflection."

Bill: "Oh. Well, forget what I just said about committing perjury."

70. Posted by Dodo David | July 6, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 10:49

In an impromptu game of ch... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by S | July 6, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
S:

In an impromptu game of charades, Bill and Hil each attempt to portray God's creation of Adam as depicted by Michelangelo's painting in the Sistine Chapel.

71. Posted by S | July 6, 2007 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 11:07

"Come on down!!!"... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by THC | July 6, 2007 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THC:

"Come on down!!!"

72. Posted by THC | July 6, 2007 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 11:17

BUT WAIT!!Order now ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Pilgrim1949 | July 6, 2007 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pilgrim1949:

BUT WAIT!!
Order now and get the matched set -- that's right -- both for the price of one!

73. Posted by Pilgrim1949 | July 6, 2007 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 11:23

Go, Baby, Go!... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by SCSwuzzy | July 6, 2007 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSwuzzy:

Go, Baby, Go!

74. Posted by SCSwuzzy | July 6, 2007 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 11:28

Fred! thinks "point", and v... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by tomg | July 6, 2007 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg:

Fred! thinks "point", and voila!
Hillary smiles in amazement and Bill's head shrinks.

75. Posted by tomg | July 6, 2007 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 11:30

Classic illustration of pro... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Classic illustration of projection and the finger of blame.

76. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 11:36

Hey look! It's those guys ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by DJFelix | July 6, 2007 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJFelix:

Hey look! It's those guys from the VFW! They're giving us the one finger salute, how cute! We love you too!

77. Posted by DJFelix | July 6, 2007 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 11:56

You want our fingerprints? ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by electra | July 6, 2007 12:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
electra:

You want our fingerprints? Ha Ha!!! We didn't touch those Rose Hill records.

78. Posted by electra | July 6, 2007 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 12:23

Hillary tests the features ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by ijosha | July 6, 2007 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Hillary tests the features of the implanted remote control one last time before the press conference.

79. Posted by ijosha | July 6, 2007 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 12:26

Look ... a Neo-Con ...... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Jeff | July 6, 2007 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Look ... a Neo-Con ...

80. Posted by Jeff | July 6, 2007 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 12:36

Bill: Pull my finger ...<br... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Jeff | July 6, 2007 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Bill: Pull my finger ...
Hill: No, pull mine, I'm the one running for office ...

81. Posted by Jeff | July 6, 2007 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 12:37

Bill: look, theres an ille... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Jeff | July 6, 2007 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Bill: look, theres an illegal immigrant ...
Hill: no silly, that's a disenfranchised future Democrat ...

82. Posted by Jeff | July 6, 2007 12:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 12:41

Bill: Look honey, didn't I... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Jeff | July 6, 2007 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Bill: Look honey, didn't I sleep with that woman ...
Hill: The one with the double D's ?
Bill: No, the one in the blue dress ...

83. Posted by Jeff | July 6, 2007 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 12:47

In her stump speech today S... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 6, 2007 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

In her stump speech today Senator Clinton insisted that she was her own person and that her presidency would not be a clone of her husband's.

84. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 6, 2007 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 12:51

To infinity and beyond!!!</... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by walrus | July 6, 2007 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
walrus:

To infinity and beyond!!!

85. Posted by walrus | July 6, 2007 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 12:55

Bill: "I got dibs on her"<b... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Shelby | July 6, 2007 1:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Shelby:

Bill: "I got dibs on her"
Hillary: "I saw her first"

86. Posted by Shelby | July 6, 2007 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 13:00

The Clinton distance formul... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The Clinton distance formula says that the distance between Clintons is inversely proportional to the political trouble of either Clinton.

Hillary is in deep doo-doo.

87. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 13:03

Bill: Look.. my balls are ... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by cathymv | July 6, 2007 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cathymv:

Bill: Look.. my balls are so big they have to be rolled in...

Hillary: No Bill, those are my balls. Yours are over there, Nancy and Harry are playing marbles with them.....

see ya
cathy

88. Posted by cathymv | July 6, 2007 1:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 13:42

"We squish you" ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by pedrovex | July 6, 2007 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pedrovex:

"We squish you"

89. Posted by pedrovex | July 6, 2007 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 13:43

Come on down, you are the n... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Richard | July 6, 2007 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Richard:

Come on down, you are the next contestant on The Price Is Right!

90. Posted by Richard | July 6, 2007 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 13:59

Bill: "Stop talking $#!^"<b... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by itismedavid | July 6, 2007 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Bill: "Stop talking $#!^"
Hill: "Yah, you don't start no $#!^ there won't be no $#!^"

91. Posted by itismedavid | July 6, 2007 2:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 14:02

Come on down, YOU... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Richard | July 6, 2007 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Richard:

Come on down, YOU, are the next contestant on The Price is Right!

92. Posted by Richard | July 6, 2007 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 14:07

Vince!... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Mark | July 6, 2007 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Vince!

93. Posted by Mark | July 6, 2007 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 14:12

See, someone is</... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Richard | July 6, 2007 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Richard:

See, someone is looking at us!

94. Posted by Richard | July 6, 2007 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 14:16

We have files on you, and y... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by jpm100 | July 6, 2007 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

We have files on you, and you, and you, and you...

95. Posted by jpm100 | July 6, 2007 2:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 14:25

You do realize that we have... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Ray | July 6, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ray:

You do realize that we have six fingers pointing back at us?

96. Posted by Ray | July 6, 2007 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 14:56

Bill and Hillary check whic... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Bill and Hillary check which way the wind is blowing
before formulating a core conviction.

97. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:06

Upon reflection, I change m... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 6, 2007 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Upon reflection, I change my entry. What better theme song for the Hillary campaign (in contrast to Bill's 'Don't stop thinking about tomorrow').

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.

98. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 6, 2007 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:17

Lets see, I count a dozen A... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by JFO | July 6, 2007 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JFO:

Lets see, I count a dozen Americans who support the king, errr Bush.

No honey, those are the america haters from Whizbang. There are no real americans who support the king! You're so silly.

99. Posted by JFO | July 6, 2007 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:22

Come on y'all, pull our fin... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Norm | July 6, 2007 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Come on y'all, pull our fingers and we'll fart for ya...then you vote for us, awright?

100. Posted by Norm | July 6, 2007 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:23

"Wow! That guy looks just ... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by NGrove | July 6, 2007 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NGrove:

"Wow! That guy looks just like Vince Foster!"

101. Posted by NGrove | July 6, 2007 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:24

Look, yet another "Clinton ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Dave thA | July 6, 2007 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave thA:

Look, yet another "Clinton Country" sign, Bill!

I'm pretty sure they're spelling it wrong, Hillary.

102. Posted by Dave thA | July 6, 2007 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:25

All together now........ (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Smokey | July 6, 2007 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smokey:

All together now.....

"NO VOTES FOR YOU!"

103. Posted by Smokey | July 6, 2007 3:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:28

"Look out! There's a black ... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Paul A'Barge | July 6, 2007 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul A'Barge:

"Look out! There's a black male coming up behind us!!"

104. Posted by Paul A'Barge | July 6, 2007 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:31

Just remember, three finger... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 6, 2007 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Just remember, three fingers are pointing back at each of you!

105. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 6, 2007 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 15:37

"Look, It's the blue dress"... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Jim | July 6, 2007 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"Look, It's the blue dress"

106. Posted by Jim | July 6, 2007 4:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 16:14

Look Honey a whole passel o... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 6, 2007 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Look Honey a whole passel of minorities! Quick, say something spanishie!!

107. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 6, 2007 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 16:24

<a href="http://en.wikip... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Porkopolis | July 6, 2007 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

"All your base are belong to us!"

108. Posted by Porkopolis | July 6, 2007 4:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 16:30

We're rubber, you're glue. ... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We're rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of us and sticks to you.

109. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 4:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 16:35

The president and first hus... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by mixti | July 6, 2007 4:50 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
mixti:

The president and first husband.

110. Posted by mixti | July 6, 2007 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 16:50

Awarding the flying fickle ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Nylda | July 6, 2007 4:57 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Nylda:

Awarding the flying fickle fingers of fate award to Americans everywhere for their unflagging support.

111. Posted by Nylda | July 6, 2007 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 16:57

"No, not that bimbo -- the ... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Socratease | July 6, 2007 5:09 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Socratease:

"No, not that bimbo -- the other one!"

112. Posted by Socratease | July 6, 2007 5:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 17:09

A correction to the above</... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by electra | July 6, 2007 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
electra:

A correction to the above


You want our fingerprints? Ha Ha!!! We did not touch the Rose Law Firm records.

113. Posted by electra | July 6, 2007 5:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 17:10

The Clintons demonstrate on... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by HankTheTank | July 6, 2007 5:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
HankTheTank:

The Clintons demonstrate once again an example of something your mother told you was impolite.

114. Posted by HankTheTank | July 6, 2007 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 17:24

Look, it's our girlfriend!<... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Gmac | July 6, 2007 5:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gmac:

Look, it's our girlfriend!

115. Posted by Gmac | July 6, 2007 5:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 17:33

He: You see, I told you...<... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by xray | July 6, 2007 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xray:

He: You see, I told you...

She: Wow, you're right! She really does have a hot ass!

116. Posted by xray | July 6, 2007 6:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 18:16

Awaking from the exorcism t... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by xray | July 6, 2007 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xray:

Awaking from the exorcism that banished the evil and angry feminist spirits possessing her, a loving and happy Hillary Clinton leaves public life to reconnect with her husband and normal American citizens at a county fair.

117. Posted by xray | July 6, 2007 6:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 18:26

"Look Bill, there's our bri... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 6, 2007 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Look Bill, there's our bridge back to the 20th century!"

118. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 6, 2007 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 18:42

Leftward Ho!... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by motopolitico | July 6, 2007 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
motopolitico:

Leftward Ho!

119. Posted by motopolitico | July 6, 2007 7:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 19:03

Bill and Hillary, teaching ... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by I collect political items | July 6, 2007 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I collect political items:

Bill and Hillary, teaching another class in Democrat finger pointing.

Or

Slick Willy training session with Slick Hilly

120. Posted by I collect political items | July 6, 2007 7:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 19:07

"Hey, Bill, isn't that one ... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by jpg | July 6, 2007 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpg:

"Hey, Bill, isn't that one of your old girlfriends?"
"Why, no, Hillary, I think that's one of yours."

121. Posted by jpg | July 6, 2007 7:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 19:15

"Aw, that's so cute -- a fl... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by BC | July 6, 2007 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BC:

"Aw, that's so cute -- a flock of right wing bloggers writing about us. Aren't they the silliest of willies?"

-BC

122. Posted by BC | July 6, 2007 7:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 19:23

The Clintons show the crowd... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by ozone64 | July 6, 2007 8:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ozone64:

The Clintons show the crowd how they jointly plugged the Whitewater Dam.

123. Posted by ozone64 | July 6, 2007 8:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 20:14

Have you had an IRS audit?.... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | July 6, 2007 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CharlieDontSurf:

Have you had an IRS audit?.....well have you punk?

124. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | July 6, 2007 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 21:15

"Oh, look! It's Bill and... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by LAB | July 6, 2007 10:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

"Oh, look! It's Bill and Ted! And they're motioning for us to get into the phone booth with them!"

125. Posted by LAB | July 6, 2007 10:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 22:13

We should get the monuments... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Sockless Joe | July 6, 2007 11:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sockless Joe:

We should get the monuments put up right over there...

126. Posted by Sockless Joe | July 6, 2007 11:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 23:16

" Hey Billy, I think he'd m... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Joe | July 6, 2007 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

" Hey Billy, I think he'd make a good finance director. Sir, sir! Yes, you. Wanna job with a pre-pardon agreement?"

127. Posted by Joe | July 6, 2007 11:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 23:24

Look Bill, isn't that the g... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Don Chambers | July 6, 2007 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don Chambers:

Look Bill, isn't that the girl you had nonsex with.

128. Posted by Don Chambers | July 6, 2007 11:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 23:40

"Yeah, Bob Barker, we get O... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Rick13 | July 7, 2007 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Yeah, Bob Barker, we get OK! It was funny the first time!"

129. Posted by Rick13 | July 7, 2007 12:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 00:45

"My plastic surgeon built a... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Robin Roberts | July 7, 2007 1:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robin Roberts:

"My plastic surgeon built a better smile on my face than yours did."

130. Posted by Robin Roberts | July 7, 2007 1:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 01:20

"It's a republican! Quick,i... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by pudge | July 7, 2007 1:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

"It's a republican! Quick,initiate 'Fairness Doctrine'!!!"

131. Posted by pudge | July 7, 2007 1:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 01:37

Simon says: Look intereste... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by RT | July 7, 2007 1:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RT:

Simon says: Look interested and point to the little people like you care.

132. Posted by RT | July 7, 2007 1:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 01:57

Shrillary: "See Bill, you t... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Macker Author Profile Page | July 7, 2007 3:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Macker Author Profile Page:

Shrillary: "See Bill, you too can pose like Zefram Cochrane did...er, WILL!"

133. Posted by Macker Author Profile Page | July 7, 2007 3:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 03:29

Bill and Hillary practice l... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by mike | July 7, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mike:

Bill and Hillary practice levitating a wallet out of a purse after watching My Favorite Martian.

134. Posted by mike | July 7, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 08:38

Bill and Hillary give Web H... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Mike | July 7, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Bill and Hillary give Web Hubbell the signal to roll over again.

135. Posted by Mike | July 7, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 08:39

The Clintons look pleased w... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Jer | July 7, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jer:

The Clintons look pleased when they discover they actually beat Chucky to the camera first.

136. Posted by Jer | July 7, 2007 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 09:44

Bill: "Disco still sucks, a... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by rodney dill | July 7, 2007 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Bill: "Disco still sucks, and Hillary still doesn't."

137. Posted by rodney dill | July 7, 2007 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 09:45

♫Saturday Ni... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by rodney dill | July 7, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♫
Saturday Night, Saturday Night...
♫

138. Posted by rodney dill | July 7, 2007 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 09:46

Hillary, Lets point out all... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by retired military | July 7, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary, Lets point out all the gullible folks who actually believe you want to help them.

139. Posted by retired military | July 7, 2007 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 10:59

JeopardyCategory "... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by retired military | July 7, 2007 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Jeopardy

Category "Bad lawyers and crooked politicians"

The answer is This picture

That answer is "Which is which Alex"

Correct.

140. Posted by retired military | July 7, 2007 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 11:04

Dick Morris -- Dead Man!</p... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by capitano | July 7, 2007 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Dick Morris -- Dead Man!

141. Posted by capitano | July 7, 2007 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 11:46

LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigo... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by capitano | July 7, 2007 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is the latest victim of the dreaded Clinton "Nelson Muntz" laugh.

142. Posted by capitano | July 7, 2007 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 12:55

Hey Scooter! glad You could... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by 914 | July 7, 2007 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Hey Scooter! glad You could make it to our 6th anniversary pardon party...enjoy the cigars and interns wet t-shirt contest @ 6pm.

143. Posted by 914 | July 7, 2007 2:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 14:47

Hil: "Look at Thompson's tr... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by OC Chuck | July 7, 2007 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

Hil: "Look at Thompson's trophy wife! There is some good dirt to throw at him."

Bil: "Yeah, look at her..."

144. Posted by OC Chuck | July 7, 2007 3:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 15:15

After so many years of bein... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by Jeff | July 7, 2007 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

After so many years of being staunch liberals, sadly the Clintons can longer raise their right arms.

145. Posted by Jeff | July 7, 2007 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 17:14

"Hurry, follow the Yellow B... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by KendraWilder | July 7, 2007 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KendraWilder:

"Hurry, follow the Yellow Brick Road.....before the muddled masses think to look behind the curtain!"

146. Posted by KendraWilder | July 7, 2007 6:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2007 18:11

Mo-Town recording artist Hi... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by Jeff | July 8, 2007 6:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

Mo-Town recording artist Hillary Knight and the Pimp

147. Posted by Jeff | July 8, 2007 6:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 06:17

...greased lying...go greas... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by Jeff | July 8, 2007 6:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

...greased lying...go greased lying...

148. Posted by Jeff | July 8, 2007 6:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 06:18

Bill:"It's rather easy Hill... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by Jeff | July 8, 2007 6:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Bill:"It's rather easy Hillary, let me show you...wet your finger...hold it out...determine which way the wind is blowing...then that is the position you take on any topic"

149. Posted by Jeff | July 8, 2007 6:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 06:22

Bill:"Let me point out the ... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by Jeff | July 8, 2007 6:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Bill:"Let me point out the right-wing conspirators to you...there's one right there...the one with the big ta-tas...there's another one...that one right there in the Beret...oh...and that one over there wearing the pearl necklace..."

150. Posted by Jeff | July 8, 2007 6:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 06:29

Heil, Clintler!... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by CZ | July 8, 2007 6:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

Heil, Clintler!

151. Posted by CZ | July 8, 2007 6:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 06:33

Is there anything more unna... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by fustian | July 8, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Is there anything more unnatural, or more frightening, than a Hillary smile?

152. Posted by fustian | July 8, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 09:33

Look Bill it's Mayor Villag... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by Patrick | July 8, 2007 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Patrick:

Look Bill it's Mayor Villagairosa, we finally found a bigger man whore than you!!!

153. Posted by Patrick | July 8, 2007 4:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 16:15

Say, isn't that Tammy Wynet... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by fustian | July 8, 2007 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Say, isn't that Tammy Wynette standing over there next to Bob Barker?

154. Posted by fustian | July 8, 2007 11:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 23:19

Bill, I'm just wondering if... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by fustian | July 8, 2007 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Bill, I'm just wondering if you've ever noticed how much Chelsea looks like Vince Foster?...

155. Posted by fustian | July 8, 2007 11:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 8, 2007 23:26

Hey look isnt that AL GORE ... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by spurwing plover | July 9, 2007 12:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spurwing plover:

Hey look isnt that AL GORE blowing up a hot air balloon withb his HOT AIR and look its GEORGE STEFENOPOLOUS on a tricycle

156. Posted by spurwing plover | July 9, 2007 12:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2007 00:37

Update: <... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | July 9, 2007 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

157. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | July 9, 2007 2:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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