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Help Hillary Find a Theme Song

Posted by Lorie Byrd

Published: May 21, 2007 - 10:22 PM

Jon Sanders is helping Hillary Clinton come up with the perfect theme song for her campaign. He has some good suggestions, but I bet Wizbang readers will come up with some he didn't consider.

Update: More at Newsbusters.

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There can be only one: Mitc... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Garry T | May 21, 2007 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Garry T:

There can be only one: Mitch Rider and The Detroit Wheel's classic "Devil With A Blue Dress'.


1. Posted by Garry T | May 21, 2007 10:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 22:42

How about White Punks on... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by LAB | May 21, 2007 10:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

How about White Punks on Dope by The Tubes or Hocus Pocus by Focus? At least we'll be entertained if we bother to watch. Better yet, let's loop "No wire hangers!" That was a big hit over here!

2. Posted by LAB | May 21, 2007 10:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 22:49

These Boots Were Made For W... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2007 10:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

These Boots Were Made For Walking

One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you...

3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2007 10:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 22:50

That's too easy.Th... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 21, 2007 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

That's too easy.

The Bitch is Back by Elton John:

I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

Eat meat on Friday that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back

4. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 21, 2007 11:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:15

Ain't Like You by Blood for... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by horse | May 21, 2007 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
horse:

Ain't Like You by Blood for Blood. Thrashing, hateful, scornful and vulgar, just like her.

5. Posted by horse | May 21, 2007 11:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:20

OK, just so I don't get bus... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 21, 2007 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

OK, just so I don't get busted for improper credit, the lyrics for The Bitch is Back were written by Bernie Taupin...

6. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 21, 2007 11:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:26

Baby's Got Back!... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Ed | May 21, 2007 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ed:

Baby's Got Back!

7. Posted by Ed | May 21, 2007 11:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:27

You aint a-nothin' but a ho... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by George | May 21, 2007 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George:

You aint a-nothin' but a hound dog...
Cryin' all the time.

8. Posted by George | May 21, 2007 11:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:39

Once bitten, twice shy. Gr... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | May 21, 2007 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

Once bitten, twice shy. Great White.

9. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | May 21, 2007 11:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:40

Don't you come home, Bill B... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by kim | May 21, 2007 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

Don't you come home, Bill Bailey, don't you come home.
==========================

10. Posted by kim | May 21, 2007 11:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:50

How about the national anth... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | May 21, 2007 11:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

How about the national anthem of the former Soviet Union. I believe it was called the Internationale. She is a communist, after all.

11. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | May 21, 2007 11:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:53

ZR III: I've been looking ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 21, 2007 11:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

ZR III: I've been looking for that the last 10 minutes!! LOL!

12. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 21, 2007 11:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 21, 2007 23:55

"I Don't Need A Man": Pussy... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I Don't Need A Man": Pussycat Dolls

13. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:00

"The Great Pretender" Th... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Darleen | May 22, 2007 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darleen:

"The Great Pretender" The Platters
"Witchy Woman" Eagles
"Evil Woman" ELO
"Dude, Looks like a Lady" Aerosmith

14. Posted by Darleen | May 22, 2007 12:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:05

"Big Boned Gal": kd lang/Be... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Big Boned Gal": kd lang/Ben Mink

She was a big boned gal
From southern alberta
You just couldnt call her small
And you can bet every saturday night
She'd be heading for the legion hall

Put her blue dress on
And she'd curl her hair
Oh she's been waiting all week
And with a bounce in her step
And a wiggle in her walk
She'd be swinging down the street

You could tell she was ready
By the look in her eye
As she slipped in through the crowd
She walked with grace
As she entered the place
Ya, the big boned gal was proud

Hey hey the big boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's a natural
Shakin' and a snakin'
And a breakin' up across the floor
Hey hey the big boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's a natural
Reelin' and a rockin'
And she's yelling out for more
Now people would come
From miles around
And gather there to dance
But when the big boned gal came shufflin' in
She'd hold them in a trance

15. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:06

"Black Magic Woman": Santan... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Black Magic Woman": Santana

16. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:07

"I left my heart......at th... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Rovin | May 22, 2007 12:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rovin:

"I left my heart......at the Rose Law Firm"

by Hillary Clinton

17. Posted by Rovin | May 22, 2007 12:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:14

"Crazy Train": Ozzy Osbourn... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Crazy Train": Ozzy Osbourne

18. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:24

"Highway To Hell": AC/DC</p... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Highway To Hell": AC/DC

19. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:26

"I Just Wanna Have Somethin... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I Just Wanna Have Something To Do": Ramones

20. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:34

"It's The End of the World ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"It's The End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)": REM

21. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:37

"Big Bottom" - Spinal Tap <... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Captain Ned | May 22, 2007 12:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Captain Ned:

"Big Bottom" - Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
My gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?


Let me just make it clear that my own pink torpedo will have nothing to do with this deal.

22. Posted by Captain Ned | May 22, 2007 12:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:42

The Boys are Back in Town -... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Dan | May 22, 2007 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan:

The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy

23. Posted by Dan | May 22, 2007 12:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:46

"(My Baby Does the) Hanky P... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"(My Baby Does the) Hanky Panky": Tommy James and the Shondells

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 00:58

Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cul... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by El-ahrairah | May 22, 2007 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
El-ahrairah:

Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult

25. Posted by El-ahrairah | May 22, 2007 1:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 01:04

Your Rug is so Munchy: K.D... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jimbo | May 22, 2007 1:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jimbo:

Your Rug is so Munchy: K.D. Lang

26. Posted by Jimbo | May 22, 2007 1:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 01:15

Big Long Stinky Cigar: Bil... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Bill Clinton | May 22, 2007 1:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton:

Big Long Stinky Cigar: Bill Clinton.

Sorry, hon, Monica has a different aroma than you.

27. Posted by Bill Clinton | May 22, 2007 1:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 01:17

Lyin' ass bitch - Fishbone<... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by TJIT | May 22, 2007 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TJIT:

Lyin' ass bitch - Fishbone

28. Posted by TJIT | May 22, 2007 1:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 01:21

Ain't I ugly by any one tha... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by jainphx | May 22, 2007 1:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jainphx:

Ain't I ugly by any one that writes the lyrics.

29. Posted by jainphx | May 22, 2007 1:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 01:24

Runnin with the devi... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | May 22, 2007 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:


Runnin with the devil, Van Halen
Lyin Eyes The Eagles
Like a Rolling Stone, Dylan
White Rabbit, Jefferson Airplane
Fat Bottom Girls Queen
Same old Situation Motley Crue
Money Pink Floyd

30. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | May 22, 2007 1:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 01:28

"Fire": Arthur Brown... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 1:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Fire": Arthur Brown

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Posted on May 22, 2007 01:51

Devil Inside INXS</... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | May 22, 2007 2:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

Devil Inside INXS

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Posted on May 22, 2007 02:09

"The Number of the Beast": ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 2:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"The Number of the Beast": Iron Maiden

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 2:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 02:49

Taxman -- BeatlesFoo... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by sd42webmaster | May 22, 2007 3:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sd42webmaster:

Taxman -- Beatles
Fool On The Hill -- Beatles
Back In The U.S.S.R -- Beatles
Bitch Is Back -- Elton John
Cold As Ice -- Foreigner
Lyin Eyes -- Eagles
Liar -- Three Dog Night
Liar Liar -- Castaways
Jive Talkin' -- Bee Gees
The Hustle -- Van McCoy
Every Move You Make -- Police

34. Posted by sd42webmaster | May 22, 2007 3:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 03:08

<a href="http://www.stlyric... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by marc | May 22, 2007 4:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Born with a Tail.

Conspiracy, vast and right of course.

Conspiracy Theory.

35. Posted by marc | May 22, 2007 4:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 04:10

Karma Chameleon-Culture Clu... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 22, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Karma Chameleon-Culture Club

36. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 22, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 07:21

I have a Dream - ABBA... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by VagaBond | May 22, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

I have a Dream - ABBA
Man Smart, Women Smarter - Carpenters

37. Posted by VagaBond | May 22, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 07:37

How 'bout..."Devil... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Marty | May 22, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

How 'bout...

"Devil with a Blue Dress On" by Mitch Rider.

(I'm sure Bill could relate...except that would be a devil with a blue dress OFF.)

38. Posted by Marty | May 22, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 08:20

I suppose I should have rea... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Marty | May 22, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

I suppose I should have read the first comment before adding that last heap of 2 cents.

39. Posted by Marty | May 22, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 08:21

Show some respect for your ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Dickie Flatts | May 22, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dickie Flatts:

Show some respect for your future Commander-in-Chief.

40. Posted by Dickie Flatts | May 22, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 08:31

"Attack Of The Fifty-Foot W... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Carl | May 22, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carl:

"Attack Of The Fifty-Foot Woman" by the Tubes
"Wasted Rock Ranger" by Great White

41. Posted by Carl | May 22, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 08:31

It's time for a multiple... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Carl | May 22, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carl:

It's time for a multiple CD-set from Time-Life!

42. Posted by Carl | May 22, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 08:35

The theme song from Mr. Ed.... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by cubanbob | May 22, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cubanbob:

The theme song from Mr. Ed.

43. Posted by cubanbob | May 22, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 09:19

El-ahrairah's choice (Godzi... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by bryanD | May 22, 2007 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bryanD:

El-ahrairah's choice (Godzilla) is the Easy Winner! Neocon-lovers getting their asses kicked by a guy with an Arabic name! A-gain!

And half you dweebs and dweebettes picked love songs! Keep living down, keep living down...

But, seriously: I'm sure you do your PAID jobs well...[eye roll]

44. Posted by bryanD | May 22, 2007 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 10:27

"You're so Vain" by Carly S... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by brainy435 | May 22, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

"You're so Vain" by Carly Simon.

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Posted on May 22, 2007 10:34

Tell Me Lies (Tell Me Sweet... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by sd42webmaster | May 22, 2007 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sd42webmaster:

Tell Me Lies (Tell Me Sweet Little Lies) -- Fleetwood Mac

46. Posted by sd42webmaster | May 22, 2007 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 11:00

"Marie Laveau" by Bobby Bar... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Dave in San Diego | May 22, 2007 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave in San Diego:

"Marie Laveau" by Bobby Bare.

47. Posted by Dave in San Diego | May 22, 2007 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 11:19

But, seriously: I'm sure... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

But, seriously: I'm sure you do your PAID jobs well...[eye roll]

Awwwwww...poor bryanD.

48. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 11:29

"Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet</p... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Master Shake | May 22, 2007 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet

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Posted on May 22, 2007 11:44

"Lunatic Fringe": Red Rider... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Lunatic Fringe": Red Rider

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Posted on May 22, 2007 12:10

Bill Bailey is love, bD? K... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by kim | May 22, 2007 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

Bill Bailey is love, bD? Keep living down.
========================

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Posted on May 22, 2007 12:51

kim, Who's Bill Bailey? "Do... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by bryanD | May 22, 2007 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bryanD:

kim, Who's Bill Bailey? "Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree" is better than your choice, and I gave it Zero thought. Of course, it's a weak choice, too, but can be made to fit if that's all there is in the snarky .wav file folder. But the Windows rhino sound effect might top that. You know: Jungle> Open on Win95?

So "Godzilla" wins, hands down. Nice and not-too-specific lyrically, because the hook is the similarity in leg dimensions of Zilla and Hilla. Let's face it: along with the American Girl-style junk-in-the-trunk, Ms Rodham has two tree trunks for legs.

Do I sound too male-chauvinistic? Good.

52. Posted by bryanD | May 22, 2007 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 14:01

Funny. Lorie didn't pronou... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Funny. Lorie didn't pronounce this a "contest"; but challenged Wizbang readers to come up with songs not considered in the link.

"Don't Fear the Reaper": Blue Oyster Cult (I think it needs more cowbell.)

53. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 22, 2007 3:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 15:07

"Can't Afford No Shoes" -- ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Carl | May 22, 2007 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carl:

"Can't Afford No Shoes" -- Frank Zappa
"I Ain't Got No Heart" -- Frank Zappa
"Cold, Cold Feeling" -- Albert Collins
"Ice Cold Woman" -- Omar & The Howlers
"Fake Friends" -- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
"Evil Hearted Woman" -- Oscar Woods
"Heart Made Of Steel" -- Terry Robb
"Liar" -- The Meters
"Educated Fool" -- Danny White
"Running Out Of Fools" -- Elvis Costello
"Get Your Lies Straight" -- Terry Evans
"String Of Lies" -- Goo Goo Dolls

54. Posted by Carl | May 22, 2007 4:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 16:07

Come on Lorie, How about a ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 22, 2007 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Come on Lorie, How about a top 10!!????

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Posted on May 22, 2007 17:23

Eminence Front by Th... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by LAB | May 22, 2007 9:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

Eminence Front by The Who

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Posted on May 22, 2007 21:03

A reason to believe... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Billll | May 22, 2007 9:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Billll:

A reason to believe

57. Posted by Billll | May 22, 2007 9:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 21:32

Wow. You surpassed my expe... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Lorie Byrd | May 22, 2007 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lorie Byrd:

Wow. You surpassed my expectations. You guys had way too much fun with that.

58. Posted by Lorie Byrd | May 22, 2007 11:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 22, 2007 23:22

Tom Blogical beat me to it.... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by schwerv | May 23, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
schwerv:

Tom Blogical beat me to it.

"Crazy Train" The Ozz Man

59. Posted by schwerv | May 23, 2007 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2007 07:59

How 'bout, "It's T... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 23, 2007 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

How 'bout,

"It's Too Late"

by Carol King, Baby!

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Posted on May 23, 2007 13:55

You Talk Too Much -- Joe Jo... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by sd42webmaster | May 30, 2007 2:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sd42webmaster:

You Talk Too Much -- Joe Jones
Hit The Road Jack -- Ray Charles
I Me Mine -- Beatles
Something For Nothing -- Rush
Who Let The Dogs Out -- Baha Men
Shameless -- Garth Brooks
Lies Lies Lies -- Thompson Twins

A couple movie themes:
"Cruella Deville" (from 101 Dalmations)
"Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" (from Wizard Of Oz)
The Theme from "Jaws"
The Theme from "The Exorcist"

...and a few country favorites (artists unknown)

"How Can I Miss You (If You Won't Go Away)"
"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
"I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Because I'm Afraid You'd Win"
"I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim Is Gettin' Better"
"I Liked You Better When I Didn't Know You So Well"
"I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down But I Can See Right Through You"
and "When The Phone Don't Ring, Baby It's Me"

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