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47. Posted by
bungalowlife | May 4, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bungalowlife:
The Professor from Gilligan's Island invents a digestive methane-propulsion system, from coconut milk and palm oil, that successfully gets him off the island and back to civilization. Unfortunately it also had an intoxicating effect that made him return to the island and erased the formula from his memory setting up another season of crazy hijinks from the island crew!
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bungalowlife | May 4, 2007 11:16 AM |
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60. Posted by
woody | May 4, 2007 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
woody:
Adrian Pasdar ("Nathan Petrelli") takes a break from his Dixie Chick wife's rants while shooting on the set of Heroes. Tobey Maguire could not be reached for comment.
60. Posted by
woody | May 4, 2007 12:33 PM |
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John Edwards, with the help of stem-cell research, has cured cancer and paralysis, and now moves on to his final project: a cure for gravity. He's also hoping he can find a cure for $400 haircuts, but stem cells can only do so much.
61. Posted by
Daniel | May 4, 2007 12:50 PM |
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Studies have shown that in any Wizbang Caption Contest™ containing visual reference to alcohol 43.8% of all contest entries will reference Ted Kennedy.
71. Posted by
Stephen Macklin | May 4, 2007 1:32 PM |
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84. Posted by
itismedavid | May 4, 2007 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:
Years later, the Munchkins of Oz become disgruntled as the inebriated Wizard plays "leap frog" again. The Lollipop Guild could not be reached for comment.
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itismedavid | May 4, 2007 4:46 PM |
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Comments (92)
Looks like Wonka's finally ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like Wonka's finally perfected his Fizzy Lifting Drink.
1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:14 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:14
2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Must be in honor of Ted Kennedy - a drunken, groping man who considers himself above regular Americans.
2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:17 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:17
3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm just glad he's not dressed as a Scotsman...
3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:18 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:18
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red Bull...
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 7:21 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:21
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marcel Marceau perfects his Standing On Top Of The Invisible Box trick.
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 7:24 AM |
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6. Posted by Jay wills | May 4, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presidential candidate Barak Obama demonstrates that walking on water is for pikers.
6. Posted by Jay wills | May 4, 2007 7:29 AM |
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7. Posted by CrackrJak | May 4, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First Light Beer, Now Light Vodka ?!
7. Posted by CrackrJak | May 4, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:29
8. Posted by CrackrJak | May 4, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Levita-Gin, Gets Ya Higher !
8. Posted by CrackrJak | May 4, 2007 7:35 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:35
9. Posted by Shelby | May 4, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this what you have to do to be featured on Hot Air?
9. Posted by Shelby | May 4, 2007 7:40 AM |
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10. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another moonbat drinks his Kool-Aid.
10. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 7:46 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:46
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Investors today are doing what has been dubbed a "reverse 1929."
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 7:59 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:59
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin is "elated" at finding a photo that is sure to generate well under 100 comments.
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 8:10 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:10
13. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll have what he's having."
13. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 8:11 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:11
14. Posted by groucho | May 4, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush's handlers regretted the decision to tell him his approval rating was now 18%.
14. Posted by groucho | May 4, 2007 8:20 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:20
15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 4, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another moonbat drinks the bong water, then "floats" a conspiracy that the steel in this building will not melt.
15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 4, 2007 8:21 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:21
16. Posted by jFO | May 4, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George Bush falls "up" the wagon.
16. Posted by jFO | May 4, 2007 8:23 AM |
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17. Posted by ijosha | May 4, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just don't want to be around when he decides to take a leak...
17. Posted by ijosha | May 4, 2007 8:26 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:26
18. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | May 4, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's refreshing , Environmentally Friendly and quarranteed to make you feel good............
IT'S CARBON CREDITS LIGHT
18. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | May 4, 2007 8:46 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:46
19. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | May 4, 2007 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"LITE" that is.
19. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | May 4, 2007 8:49 AM |
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20. Posted by Craig | May 4, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uncle Ted still thinks he is on the Senate floor and then says: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'."
20. Posted by Craig | May 4, 2007 8:51 AM |
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21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore attempts to prove Global Warming by demonstrating that he is full of hot air.
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 8:52 AM |
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22. Posted by George | May 4, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uplifting spirits.
22. Posted by George | May 4, 2007 9:02 AM |
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23. Posted by Dave thA | May 4, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another white, male CEO proves that the glass ceiling is not just a metaphor.
23. Posted by Dave thA | May 4, 2007 9:10 AM |
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24. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 4, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bottle of vodka: $25
Superglue: $3
Truck rental: $30
Convincing your drunk friend to glue his hand to the building, and then driving away: Priceless
24. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 4, 2007 9:15 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:15
25. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 4, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look kids. An Irish David Blaine".
25. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 4, 2007 9:18 AM |
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26. Posted by BlogDog | May 4, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marion Barry demonstrates how he will get in and out of DC once the toll booths he's asked for are in place.
26. Posted by BlogDog | May 4, 2007 9:30 AM |
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27. Posted by Parker | May 4, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Runner up to the two-fisted drinker.
27. Posted by Parker | May 4, 2007 9:31 AM |
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28. Posted by Jack in TX | May 4, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teddy provides the little people with a demonstration of the lifting power of hot air.
28. Posted by Jack in TX | May 4, 2007 9:35 AM |
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29. Posted by Norm | May 4, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This man most certainly lacks "Gravitas" .
29. Posted by Norm | May 4, 2007 9:36 AM |
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30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite the fact that he has not announced his candidacy, strange reports of Fred Thompson sightings abound.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:40 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:40
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another example of why he is called "Obama the magic negro."
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:44 AM |
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32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ooops. Make that Barack the magic Negro."
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:47 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:47
33. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 4, 2007 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris Mathews prepares himself for the 1st Republican Debate.
33. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 4, 2007 9:51 AM |
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34. Posted by marc | May 4, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen Reid forgets to let go while performing the Mentos in a diet Coke trick.
34. Posted by marc | May 4, 2007 9:56 AM |
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35. Posted by Ian Hamet | May 4, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clark Kent at the tail end of a three-day bender.
35. Posted by Ian Hamet | May 4, 2007 10:00 AM |
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36. Posted by Timmer | May 4, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In other news, Criss Angel's dad, Oscar, escaped from rehab again today.
36. Posted by Timmer | May 4, 2007 10:07 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:07
37. Posted by DJFelix | May 4, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Absolut Floating
37. Posted by DJFelix | May 4, 2007 10:15 AM |
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38. Posted by retired military | May 4, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An Aspiring magician starts a new trend
"Nothing up my sleeves or under my feet"
38. Posted by retired military | May 4, 2007 10:17 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:17
39. Posted by Usful Ijit | May 4, 2007 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spectators at the Macy's Parade watch quietly as the Ted Kennedy balloon floats by. Mary Jo Kopechne, not pictured, was unavailable for comment.
39. Posted by Usful Ijit | May 4, 2007 10:24 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:24
40. Posted by skymuse | May 4, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth...
40. Posted by skymuse | May 4, 2007 10:28 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:28
41. Posted by ijosha | May 4, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[By the way -- this artist has "performed" this trick dozens of times, in different locations. Here's a photo gallery for those interested]
41. Posted by ijosha | May 4, 2007 10:31 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:31
42. Posted by Usful Ijit | May 4, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take one down, pass it around, one bottle and a man on the wall.
42. Posted by Usful Ijit | May 4, 2007 10:32 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:32
43. Posted by mustng66 | May 4, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man: "Less filling"
Crowd: "GREAT TASTE!!!"
43. Posted by mustng66 | May 4, 2007 10:50 AM |
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44. Posted by Allium | May 4, 2007 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy proves pigs can fly
44. Posted by Allium | May 4, 2007 11:03 AM |
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45. Posted by John in CA | May 4, 2007 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can't they just get a sign that says "Pub" like everyone else?
45. Posted by John in CA | May 4, 2007 11:11 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:11
46. Posted by John in CA | May 4, 2007 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gravity offsets for sale! Smooth, delicious gravity offsets! Come and get 'em!
46. Posted by John in CA | May 4, 2007 11:14 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:14
47. Posted by bungalowlife | May 4, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Professor from Gilligan's Island invents a digestive methane-propulsion system, from coconut milk and palm oil, that successfully gets him off the island and back to civilization. Unfortunately it also had an intoxicating effect that made him return to the island and erased the formula from his memory setting up another season of crazy hijinks from the island crew!
47. Posted by bungalowlife | May 4, 2007 11:16 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:16
48. Posted by Matt | May 4, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll drink to that!!
48. Posted by Matt | May 4, 2007 11:18 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:18
49. Posted by lightwave | May 4, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dope floats.
49. Posted by lightwave | May 4, 2007 11:21 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:21
50. Posted by lightwave | May 4, 2007 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Human Water ballon still in it's experimental stages.
50. Posted by lightwave | May 4, 2007 11:24 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:24
51. Posted by BrandonInBatonRouge | May 4, 2007 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air..."
51. Posted by BrandonInBatonRouge | May 4, 2007 11:26 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:26
52. Posted by mojo | May 4, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, look Martha! The ghost of Dylan Thomas!"
52. Posted by mojo | May 4, 2007 11:43 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:43
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Democrats continue on their drunken America-bashing rampage, onlookers wonder how long it will take them to implode.
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 11:44 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:44
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When did Criss Angel get a hair cut?
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 11:48 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:48
55. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 4, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nothing like seeing Harry Reid stand on his principles
55. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 4, 2007 11:57 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 11:57
56. Posted by kbiel | May 4, 2007 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boris Yeltsin returns from the dead to save Russian democracy (or maybe just for another bottle of vodka).
56. Posted by kbiel | May 4, 2007 12:00 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 12:00
57. Posted by kbiel | May 4, 2007 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boris Yeltsin returns from the dead to save Russian democracy (or maybe just for another bottle of vodka).
57. Posted by kbiel | May 4, 2007 12:01 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 12:01
58. Posted by Monoghan | May 4, 2007 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, I think I can see my house from here!
58. Posted by Monoghan | May 4, 2007 12:09 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 12:09
59. Posted by Monoghan | May 4, 2007 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If he yells "Aqua va!", make sure he's pointing in the opposite direction.
59. Posted by Monoghan | May 4, 2007 12:11 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 12:11
60. Posted by woody | May 4, 2007 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adrian Pasdar ("Nathan Petrelli") takes a break from his Dixie Chick wife's rants while shooting on the set of Heroes. Tobey Maguire could not be reached for comment.
60. Posted by woody | May 4, 2007 12:33 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 12:33
61. Posted by Daniel | May 4, 2007 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards, with the help of stem-cell research, has cured cancer and paralysis, and now moves on to his final project: a cure for gravity. He's also hoping he can find a cure for $400 haircuts, but stem cells can only do so much.
61. Posted by Daniel | May 4, 2007 12:50 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 12:50
62. Posted by jennifer | May 4, 2007 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LOL Usful Ijit -
Spectators at the Macy's Parade watch quietly as the Ted Kennedy balloon floats by. Mary Jo Kopechne, not pictured, was unavailable for comment.
The best.
62. Posted by jennifer | May 4, 2007 1:03 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:03
63. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 4, 2007 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Glass Ceiling"? For you, maybe.
63. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 4, 2007 1:04 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:04
64. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 4, 2007 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upon successfully breaking the laws of physics, Senator Kennedy was heard to proclaim "They wont prosecute me for this either!"
64. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 4, 2007 1:13 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:13
65. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Morpheus believes he is the one.
65. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:18 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:18
66. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"
66. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:20 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:20
67. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since he was an Acme employee, Bill didn't have to worry about falling until he looked down.
67. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:22 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:22
68. Posted by Jason | May 4, 2007 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Criss Angel, photographed moments before his tragic FWI accident. Friend don't let friends float drunk.
68. Posted by Jason | May 4, 2007 1:22 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:22
69. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bond was forced to improvise as this martini was stirred, not shaken.
69. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:27 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:27
70. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tired of Superman getting all the glory, Clark Kent shows off.
70. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 1:31 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:31
71. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 4, 2007 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Studies have shown that in any Wizbang Caption Contest™ containing visual reference to alcohol 43.8% of all contest entries will reference Ted Kennedy.
71. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 4, 2007 1:32 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:32
72. Posted by jbw | May 4, 2007 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After Lois leaves him, Superman turns to the bottle for comfort.
72. Posted by jbw | May 4, 2007 1:53 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:53
73. Posted by Joe | May 4, 2007 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Studies continue to search for alternatives to middle eastern oil".
73. Posted by Joe | May 4, 2007 1:56 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 13:56
74. Posted by Heralder | May 4, 2007 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The result of getting drunk and high at the same time.
74. Posted by Heralder | May 4, 2007 2:04 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 14:04
75. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 4, 2007 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How street magicians get high.
75. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 4, 2007 2:07 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 14:07
76. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey! What's your name?"
"Cliff."
76. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 2:27 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 14:27
77. Posted by Nylda | May 4, 2007 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When I drink I can do anything.
77. Posted by Nylda | May 4, 2007 2:27 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 14:27
78. Posted by Mark L | May 4, 2007 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gravity Machines on Rise in Health Clubs
78. Posted by Mark L | May 4, 2007 2:33 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 14:33
79. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ned had simply failed to realize the gravity of the situation.
79. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 2:59 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 14:59
80. Posted by radiCalMan | May 4, 2007 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The unbearable lightness of being Al Gore!"
80. Posted by radiCalMan | May 4, 2007 3:14 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 15:14
81. Posted by Myron | May 4, 2007 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Drink Coke Light
81. Posted by Myron | May 4, 2007 4:05 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 16:05
82. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 4, 2007 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Buddy, your barn door is open. Oh, I see, that is where you inflate the balloon. How about a date with an inflatable chick?
82. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 4, 2007 4:19 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 16:19
83. Posted by Ken | May 4, 2007 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mitt Romney, though a Mormon, partakes in the bubbley to celebrate his debate performance and becomes light headed.
83. Posted by Ken | May 4, 2007 4:20 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 16:20
84. Posted by itismedavid | May 4, 2007 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Years later, the Munchkins of Oz become disgruntled as the inebriated Wizard plays "leap frog" again. The Lollipop Guild could not be reached for comment.
84. Posted by itismedavid | May 4, 2007 4:46 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 16:46
85. Posted by Master Shake | May 4, 2007 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vodka: $20
Stripper Pole: $150
Harry Reid after reading Broder's column: Priceless
85. Posted by Master Shake | May 4, 2007 5:06 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 17:06
86. Posted by Knightbrigade | May 4, 2007 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney after another congressional vote...
"I'll SHOW those Democrats who has the REAL power!"
86. Posted by Knightbrigade | May 4, 2007 9:09 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 21:09
87. Posted by Knightbrigade | May 4, 2007 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At the Harry Reid real estate seminar, guests look up and someone says "ummm..BOB did mention he just got back from a family reunion at area 51"
87. Posted by Knightbrigade | May 4, 2007 9:16 PM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 21:16
88. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 5, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee! A drink is as lucky as lucky can be!"
88. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 5, 2007 10:10 AM |
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Posted on May 5, 2007 10:10
89. Posted by ken wilkinson | May 5, 2007 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Looks like he`s been drinking the lighter fuel again."
89. Posted by ken wilkinson | May 5, 2007 3:10 PM |
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Posted on May 5, 2007 15:10
90. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2007 11:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's gotta take some massive methane offsets...
90. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2007 11:28 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2007 23:28
91. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2007 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Celtics have finally found a white guy that can jump.
91. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2007 11:30 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2007 23:30
92. Posted by Kevin | May 7, 2007 1:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but Wizbang Blue has another caption contest now running.
92. Posted by Kevin | May 7, 2007 1:00 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2007 01:00