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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: April 13, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

What women want : French right-wing UMP presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy speaks at the 'What women want' Forum organized by French magazine 'Elle' in Paris.(AFP/Dominique Faget)

Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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"And that is why I decided ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Shelby | April 13, 2007 7:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shelby:

"And that is why I decided to trade 2 good legs for 1 very large one"

1. Posted by Shelby | April 13, 2007 7:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:08

"See? I have no problem wa... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Craig Sanders | April 13, 2007 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig Sanders:

"See? I have no problem walking a mile in your shoes."

2. Posted by Craig Sanders | April 13, 2007 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:14

"Well its been 4 hours, may... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Well its been 4 hours, maybe you should seek medical attention."

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:22

"...and its my hypothesis t... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...and its my hypothesis that bigfoot is not hairy at all, she is very similar to us and can probably exists undetected, even in our midst."

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:24

No, no, Mr. Sarkozy. You pu... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Matt | April 13, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

No, no, Mr. Sarkozy. You put your right leg in, then you turn yourself about.

5. Posted by Matt | April 13, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:25

"Yes I do have a stiletto h... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes I do have a stiletto heel fetish, why do you ask?"

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:25

"They're size 17, wanna mak... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"They're size 17, wanna make something of it little boy?"

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:27

I really get excited about ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by TK | April 13, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK:

I really get excited about these new shoes.

8. Posted by TK | April 13, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:32

Hillary before her makeup.<... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by retired military | April 13, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary before her makeup.

9. Posted by retired military | April 13, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:34

"Legs. Let's spread the wor... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Dodo David | April 13, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"Legs. Let's spread the word."

10. Posted by Dodo David | April 13, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:35

"I swear it was out to here... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 13, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

"I swear it was out to here and I played ring toss for the entire 36 hours!"

11. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 13, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:36

"Nothing beats a great pair... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Dodo David | April 13, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"Nothing beats a great pair of legs."

12. Posted by Dodo David | April 13, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:36

"Mrs. Robinson - you are tr... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by DaveD | April 13, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

"Mrs. Robinson - you are trying to seduce me, aren't you?"

13. Posted by DaveD | April 13, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:37

I feel prettyOh so... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 13, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

I feel pretty

Oh so pretty..

14. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 13, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:38

"life is a cabaret old chum... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 13, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"life is a cabaret old chum...

So come to the cabaret."

15. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 13, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:39

"Imus also left out that th... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Imus also left out that they are really BIG women."

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:51

Qui, I know what women want... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by guido | April 13, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Qui, I know what women want. But being French, I do not have zee equipment to give eet to zem.

17. Posted by guido | April 13, 2007 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:59

That's not a penis. THIS is... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That's not a penis. THIS is a penis.

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 07:59

Say ElleO to my leetle frie... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Say ElleO to my leetle frien'

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:01

The Manolo's internet frien... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by smitch | April 13, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:

The Manolo's internet friends ask the question on everyone's minds..What to wear with the super fantastic boner? These business-ready heels reflect that the wearer is ready for super fantastic business! The Manolo approves.

20. Posted by smitch | April 13, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:01

What a women want ees to we... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by guido | April 13, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

What a women want ees to wear a burka, be a trois class citizen and be beaten by her husband.
At least zat ees what I hope zay want because zat is how eet will be after le surrender.

21. Posted by guido | April 13, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:08

And who do you think should... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 13, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And who do you think should win the election Senor Pepe?

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 13, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:12

Eef you are impressed by my... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by guido | April 13, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Eef you are impressed by my "french bread", wait until you see my "baguettes".

23. Posted by guido | April 13, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:14

French presidential candida... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 13, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy was quick to condemn Don Imus' infamous "frog's legs" comments.

24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 13, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:15

And you thought Al Gore got... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 13, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And you thought Al Gore got excited proselytizing catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming...

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 13, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:19

French presidential candida... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy, demonstrating "What Women Want", whipped himself into a turgid frenzy whereupon he proceeded to emasculate himself.

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:19

...and if France is threate... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 13, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...and if France is threatened by conflict I promise to wave the white flag thusly!

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 13, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:24

French presidential candida... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy was addressing the crowd when his "surrender monkey" suddenly went berserk.

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:24

Oh, Sarkozy;Montrez,... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by kim | April 13, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

Oh, Sarkozy;
Montrez, 'Hear'.
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Que veut 'Dear'?
============

29. Posted by kim | April 13, 2007 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:25

Confused by the failure of ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 13, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Confused by the failure of his "crane position" defense, French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy surrenders to the readers of Elle.

30. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 13, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:33

I keep this burkha-wearing ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I keep this burkha-wearing woman in my pants for just such an occasion...

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:34

"Eat your heart out, Cheney... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Eat your heart out, Cheney."

32. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 13, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:43

Oh, ma chérie, why do you r... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Oh, ma chérie, why do you resist my love?

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:43

The press savages French pr... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The press savages French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy for being just a wee too cocksure of himself.

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:46

"Overcompensation."... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Overcompensation."

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 13, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 08:51

Fully erect? About to here.... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Faith+1 | April 13, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Fully erect? About to here....

36. Posted by Faith+1 | April 13, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 09:10

A well dressed French midge... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by moseby | April 13, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

A well dressed French midget gives a clinic on the proper technique for humping a woman's leg.

37. Posted by moseby | April 13, 2007 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 09:48

Do the High Heels make my p... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by billburz | April 13, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Do the High Heels make my penis look smaller?

38. Posted by billburz | April 13, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 09:49

Rino Training: Do the Hokey... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Craig | April 13, 2007 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

Rino Training: Do the Hokey Pokey
Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around (into a Democrat!)

39. Posted by Craig | April 13, 2007 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 10:30

"... and be sure to shake h... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by itismedavid | April 13, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

"... and be sure to shake hands WAY up here so you look them in the eye and are not tempted to stare at their breasts!"

40. Posted by itismedavid | April 13, 2007 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 10:37

As you can see, she has the... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Veeshir | April 13, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Veeshir:

As you can see, she has the legs that go up to here.

41. Posted by Veeshir | April 13, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 10:41

It's these pleated pants th... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 13, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

It's these pleated pants that make it look so big. I get really turned on by my stiletto heels!

42. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 13, 2007 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 10:59

You, in the front row, yes ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Weegie | April 13, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

You, in the front row, yes you, Mme DeFarge, could you please stop your knitting? It's making me very uncomfortable.

43. Posted by Weegie | April 13, 2007 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 11:25

"Why yes, they are</b... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 13, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"Why yes, they are Prada ..."

44. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 13, 2007 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 11:45

":"Boingggggg!!!!":"... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

":"Boingggggg!!!!":"

45. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 12:18

Damn, I've got a run and he... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by summernite | April 13, 2007 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
summernite:

Damn, I've got a run and he has my nail polish.

46. Posted by summernite | April 13, 2007 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 12:57

Is that Your proposal or ar... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Is that Your proposal or are u just happy to see Me?

47. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 13:04

Frenchy on the rise!... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Frenchy on the rise!

48. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 13:12

"The French erection"... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"The French erection"

49. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 13:13

Heel boy! heel..!... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Heel boy! heel..!

50. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 13:39

And you thought Bill Clinto... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by chic[k]pilot | April 13, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chic[k]pilot:

And you thought Bill Clinton was popular with the ladies...

51. Posted by chic[k]pilot | April 13, 2007 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 13:40

"What do French women want?... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by kbiel | April 13, 2007 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

"What do French women want? Real men, men with testosterone, men who won't run from a fight. That is why we have been importing Algerians; to the jobs that French men won't do."

52. Posted by kbiel | April 13, 2007 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 14:12

Presidential candidate Sark... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Bungalowlife | April 13, 2007 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

Presidential candidate Sarkozy debuts his new cabaret act "Nicole/Nicolas" by singing the male and female parts of "Je t'aime...mois non plus".

53. Posted by Bungalowlife | April 13, 2007 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 14:57

According to Gray's Anatomy... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by fustian | April 13, 2007 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

According to Gray's Anatomy, I'm only modestly oversized.

54. Posted by fustian | April 13, 2007 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 15:32

"The birth of a new French ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Eric | April 13, 2007 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

"The birth of a new French government."

55. Posted by Eric | April 13, 2007 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 15:37

Drop Your whammy shields an... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Drop Your whammy shields and surrender insurgents!

We French have huge flugelhorns..

56. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 3:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 15:43

Oui oui.. Im gonna blow!</p... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Oui oui.. Im gonna blow!

57. Posted by 914 | April 13, 2007 3:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 15:59

Stallone proving to a live ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by John | April 13, 2007 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Stallone proving to a live audience that he hasn't used steroids in years.

58. Posted by John | April 13, 2007 4:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 16:48

Since the surgery, I only h... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by fustian | April 13, 2007 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Since the surgery, I only have to raise my right arm, like so, and up comes my personal Tower de Eiffel.

59. Posted by fustian | April 13, 2007 5:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 17:05

"Merci, you make an excelle... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | April 13, 2007 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

"Merci, you make an excellent point. We ARE mostly foolish cowards. We REGULARLY have our nation rescued by the Americans and we REFUSE to wash regularly. But, if you'll look to my right you'll see that we do have FRENCH BABES! And that IS GOOD.... nes ce pas?

60. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | April 13, 2007 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 17:14

I would never say that Ségo... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by fustian | April 13, 2007 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

I would never say that Ségolène Royal is a nappy-headed ho, but I would point out that she DID play basketball for Rutgers...

61. Posted by fustian | April 13, 2007 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 17:16

Sarkozy, when informed it w... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by ken | April 13, 2007 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

Sarkozy, when informed it was the What Women Want Forum, responded "Who cares?"

62. Posted by ken | April 13, 2007 6:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 18:12

We accept her--one of us--g... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 13, 2007 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

We accept her--one of us--gooble, gobble--we accept her--one of us--gooble, gobble...

63. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 13, 2007 6:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 18:29

"...and when the pohleez ga... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by LorenB | April 13, 2007 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LorenB:

"...and when the pohleez gave me zhe sobriety test, I nearly blew their socks off weeth thees leetle move! Oh la la!"

64. Posted by LorenB | April 13, 2007 7:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 19:21

Well, how about that? The ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by OregonMuse | April 13, 2007 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Well, how about that? The Devil does wear Prada!

65. Posted by OregonMuse | April 13, 2007 8:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 20:43

Sarkozy proudly contorts hi... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 13, 2007 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

Sarkozy proudly contorts himself into the "F" for "F*** America."

66. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 13, 2007 9:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 21:02

During a recent "What Women... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by amydenised | April 13, 2007 10:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
amydenised:

During a recent "What Women Want" Forum in Paris, Nicolas Sarkozy announces that he will be on the next season of the popular American show, Dancing With the Stars, with partner former Rutgers Women's Basketball player turned professional Ballroom Dancer. "It will be a nice contrast to this season's contestant, NBA Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler," according to an ABC spokesperson.

67. Posted by amydenised | April 13, 2007 10:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 22:00

What is a lamp, you nincomp... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Mike | April 13, 2007 10:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

What is a lamp, you nincompoop? It's a Major Award. I won it!

68. Posted by Mike | April 13, 2007 10:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2007 22:44

Nevermind the babe on My ri... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by G W Bush 914 | April 14, 2007 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
G W Bush 914:

Nevermind the babe on My right? rather...? pay homage to my huge schlonkmiester..!

69. Posted by G W Bush 914 | April 14, 2007 12:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 14, 2007 00:43

U heard of the nappy ho!</p... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by 914 | April 14, 2007 12:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

U heard of the nappy ho!

Now feast your eyes on the frenum pole!

70. Posted by 914 | April 14, 2007 12:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 14, 2007 00:50

I want another shot of Hill... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 14, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

I want another shot of Hillary with her mouth opened like a Lake Winnebago Walleye.

71. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 14, 2007 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 14, 2007 09:53

"Oh her? She is my handler... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by DaveD | April 14, 2007 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

"Oh her? She is my handler, if you know what I mean."

72. Posted by DaveD | April 14, 2007 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 14, 2007 10:21

Ho's vs Jeaux's, a new Fren... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by fustian | April 14, 2007 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Ho's vs Jeaux's, a new French reality show.

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Posted on April 14, 2007 12:23

"...and then my proctologis... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 15, 2007 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...and then my proctologist says, 'Well here's your problem,' as he pulls this lovely size 14 foot out of my posterior... and that is precisely how I met your mother."

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 15, 2007 6:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2007 18:32

Update: <... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Kevin | April 16, 2007 1:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

75. Posted by Kevin | April 16, 2007 1:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 16, 2007 01:59




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