7. Posted by
Eric | March 16, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:
Karl Rove seen here hatching his latest evil scheme of turning all traffic lights red, snarling traffic for miles in the nation's capital, just so he could cross the street.
7. Posted by
Eric | March 16, 2007 7:40 AM |
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10. Posted by
Weegie | March 16, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:
Just a press of the button and it's "Welcome to the wonderful world of IEDs, Leaky Leahy!"
-----------
Alberto, just what part of "political appointee" and "serve at the pleasure of the administration" don't these candy-ass whining idiots not understand?
-----------
Dear Senate Judiciary Committee,
Considering you have no Constitutional authority to question the political appointee decisions of the Executive branch, you are cordially invited to kiss my pimpled white ass.
10. Posted by
Weegie | March 16, 2007 7:58 AM |
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11. Posted by
guido | March 16, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:
DNC photographer catches Karl Rove in the act using the Diebold Voting Machine Master Remote Controller.
Remote was set to "Ohio" (not seen in photograph).
11. Posted by
guido | March 16, 2007 8:00 AM |
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32. Posted by
_Mike_ | March 16, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:
Son of a bish! If George doesn't quit changing my wallpaper to pictures of Helen Thomas, I swear I'll have the speech writers add the word 'nuclear' to every speech!
32. Posted by
_Mike_ | March 16, 2007 8:50 AM |
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39. Posted by
No One of Consequence | March 16, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:
Karl Rove's attempts at entering the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ were foiled, as every entry was changed to "Rove, rove rove rove. Rove rove 'Rove rove rove'."
John Malkovich was unavailable for comment
39. Posted by
No One of Consequence | March 16, 2007 9:26 AM |
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58. Posted by
John in CA | March 16, 2007 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:
Hmmm, the ringtone is Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing." Who is...oh yeah, John Edwards.
"See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire...."
58. Posted by
John in CA | March 16, 2007 11:09 AM |
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"Let's see...Weather Machine remote master control 'on'. '2 feet of March snow in the northeast' set...we'll see how much 'politically-motivated' flood aid shows up this time. 'Engage' in 5-4- man I love this thing -2-1..."
68. Posted by
Falze | March 16, 2007 1:31 PM |
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Karl Rove uses his Pocket-Evil-Weather-Machine to send 2 feet of snow to the northeast as word comes in that Al Gore is planning a global warming speech there.
69. Posted by
Falze | March 16, 2007 1:34 PM |
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"OK, lessee...Texas plays tonight at 7:25...Texas Tech lost to Boston College...Texas A&M beat Penn...and Texas A&M CC plays Wisconsin today at 2:55...wait a minute...who the heck is Texas A&M CC???"
73. Posted by
Tom Blogical | March 16, 2007 1:51 PM |
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Sweet....now my remote-control SUV fleet can work its magic on the ozone layer....gotta get the skin cancer numbers up so we can push the new Healthcare bill through....
74. Posted by
skymuse | March 16, 2007 1:56 PM |
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77. Posted by
Chris | March 16, 2007 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris:
Karl Rove, founder of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and father of global warming, patiently reads his BlackBerry while waiting for his fleet of SUVs to Burn through another tank of gas.
77. Posted by
Chris | March 16, 2007 2:57 PM |
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Karl Rove searches fruitlessly for the missing 'reply' button, explaining the Bush administration's continued failures to respond to foolish allegations.
96. Posted by
Falze | March 17, 2007 7:59 AM |
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Comments (111)
On his Palm, DarthRove repl... (Below threshold)1. Posted by JAT | March 16, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On his Palm, DarthRove replies to an urgent message: "Yes Mr. President two tacos and a bean burrito , and may the Force be with you Too Sir."
1. Posted by JAT | March 16, 2007 7:23 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:23
2. Posted by Tango | March 16, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're fired, you're fired, you're firerd, you're fired...
2. Posted by Tango | March 16, 2007 7:28 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:28
3. Posted by the Brain | March 16, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Smile, you've just been erased."
3. Posted by the Brain | March 16, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:29
4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 16, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trash Joe Wilson - done
Fire some US attorneys - done
Cause Global warming - done
Hey! This Palm Pilot thing really does keep me organized.
4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 16, 2007 7:30 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:30
5. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 16, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1 9 0 0 W e t D r e a m
send.
5. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 16, 2007 7:32 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:32
6. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 16, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Set phaser on stun, my ass.
6. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 16, 2007 7:33 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:33
7. Posted by Eric | March 16, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove seen here hatching his latest evil scheme of turning all traffic lights red, snarling traffic for miles in the nation's capital, just so he could cross the street.
7. Posted by Eric | March 16, 2007 7:40 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:40
8. Posted by al | March 16, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Every time I hit enter another attorney gets fired. Cool!
8. Posted by al | March 16, 2007 7:41 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:41
9. Posted by kim | March 16, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang, 'March of the Amphibians' is on here somewhere.
NB, Val Plame on C-Span at 10:00 AM for Henry Waxman's committee. Today. Friday.
=============================
9. Posted by kim | March 16, 2007 7:55 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:55
10. Posted by Weegie | March 16, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just a press of the button and it's "Welcome to the wonderful world of IEDs, Leaky Leahy!"
-----------
Alberto, just what part of "political appointee" and "serve at the pleasure of the administration" don't these candy-ass whining idiots not understand?
-----------
Dear Senate Judiciary Committee,
Considering you have no Constitutional authority to question the political appointee decisions of the Executive branch, you are cordially invited to kiss my pimpled white ass.
10. Posted by Weegie | March 16, 2007 7:58 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 07:58
11. Posted by guido | March 16, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DNC photographer catches Karl Rove in the act using the Diebold Voting Machine Master Remote Controller.
Remote was set to "Ohio" (not seen in photograph).
11. Posted by guido | March 16, 2007 8:00 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:00
12. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 16, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmmm I need some new Anna Nicole nudie pics.
12. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 16, 2007 8:03 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:03
13. Posted by guido | March 16, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
8-0-0-8-5.....Heh-heh, Bill Clinton was right, it does spell "BOOBS".
13. Posted by guido | March 16, 2007 8:07 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:07
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove releases methane while Dick Cheney's coal-powered SUV is refueled.
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:10 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:10
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush is right, my melon does look a lot bigger than the late, great Benny Parsons'...
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:12 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:12
16. Posted by Bryan | March 16, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rove: (thinking) Aw, geez, that guy Lee keeps saying mean things about me on WizBang! (a single tear rolls down his cheek)
16. Posted by Bryan | March 16, 2007 8:12 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:12
17. Posted by marc | March 16, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KSM-293875
Hey Khalid baby, do me another favor will ya.
Add Rosie to your list. I'll handle the rest.
17. Posted by marc | March 16, 2007 8:15 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:15
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After seeing him on YouTube, Rove was surprized to find himself thinking John Edwards does look kind of cute.
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:19 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:19
19. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 16, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sure..you can use me as a reference...
19. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 16, 2007 8:19 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:19
20. Posted by Dennis | March 16, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Scooter, No I cannot bring Brownies to prison for you"
20. Posted by Dennis | March 16, 2007 8:19 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:19
21. Posted by Big Al | March 16, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I haven't gotten much work done since Cheney showed me how to download this Michelle Malkin wallpaper...Oh, Yeah.
21. Posted by Big Al | March 16, 2007 8:20 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:20
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, another missive from my Zionist neo-con masters!
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:20 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:20
23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why does Helen Thomas keep texting me love letters?
23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:22 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:22
24. Posted by tom c | March 16, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
to Howard Dean:
from Karl:
Get well soon.
24. Posted by tom c | March 16, 2007 8:24 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:24
25. Posted by Allium | March 16, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why is Valerie calling me here?
25. Posted by Allium | March 16, 2007 8:26 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:26
26. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | March 16, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Schmucky, na na you can't get me.
26. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | March 16, 2007 8:29 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:29
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And with one click Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Hillary Clinton were mysteriously discovered on the DC Madame's client list.
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:30 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:30
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tell Murtha to stop e-mailing me with new euphamisms for surrender.
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 16, 2007 8:32 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:32
29. Posted by U. P. Man | March 16, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay , What should I have my Rosie Robot say next."
29. Posted by U. P. Man | March 16, 2007 8:39 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:39
30. Posted by wavemaker | March 16, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"WUT R U WRNG?"
30. Posted by wavemaker | March 16, 2007 8:41 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:41
31. Posted by _Mike_ | March 16, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove, flipping through the contacts on George's phone, laughs aloud, "Heh.. Schmuck Choomer".
31. Posted by _Mike_ | March 16, 2007 8:45 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:45
32. Posted by _Mike_ | March 16, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a bish! If George doesn't quit changing my wallpaper to pictures of Helen Thomas, I swear I'll have the speech writers add the word 'nuclear' to every speech!
32. Posted by _Mike_ | March 16, 2007 8:50 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:50
33. Posted by Bo | March 16, 2007 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Beam me up, Scottty. There's no intelligent life down here."
33. Posted by Bo | March 16, 2007 8:59 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 08:59
34. Posted by Bo | March 16, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To: Ray Nagin
CC: Kathleen Blanco
Hey, guys. Guess what? They're actually rebuilding over here. You guys oughta look into it.
34. Posted by Bo | March 16, 2007 9:06 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:06
35. Posted by Timmer | March 16, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gorillaz? The Shins? Snow Patrol? What in the name of...ah...Waylon and Willie...#$%% kids messing with my playlists again.
35. Posted by Timmer | March 16, 2007 9:06 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:06
36. Posted by Veeshir | March 16, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I guess I should take Gonzalez off speed dial.
36. Posted by Veeshir | March 16, 2007 9:20 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:20
37. Posted by The Force | March 16, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Rat-splat is much more fun than Frogger. I get to play the truck and Hillary Clinton is the 'rat I get to flatten. Run, Hillary, run!
37. Posted by The Force | March 16, 2007 9:25 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:25
38. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 16, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mind control message "boycott Fox News"......Set power to high "tinfoil penetrating laser on"........SEND
Wow, the White house really does have the power to make Democrats look weak and cowardly.
I have proof......proof being it worked.
38. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 16, 2007 9:25 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:25
39. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 16, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove's attempts at entering the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ were foiled, as every entry was changed to "Rove, rove rove rove. Rove rove 'Rove rove rove'."
John Malkovich was unavailable for comment
39. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 16, 2007 9:26 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:26
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
iPOD People
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 9:29 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:29
41. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DNC HEADQUARTERS Web Site... Admin Access Granted...
"Arrrghh! Prepare to be boarded."
41. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 9:32 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:32
42. Posted by Michael Q | March 16, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Mr. Rove,
Get your election stealing, Plame lying, lawyer firing ass up to my senate hearing, Pronto! Rest assured we will deal in fairness.
Yours truly,
Pat Leahy
42. Posted by Michael Q | March 16, 2007 9:38 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:38
43. Posted by capitano | March 16, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
password?: F-R-O-G-M-A-R-C-H
43. Posted by capitano | March 16, 2007 9:42 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:42
44. Posted by DCC | March 16, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beam Me Up, Scooter!
44. Posted by DCC | March 16, 2007 9:48 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:48
45. Posted by Pat | March 16, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Aw crap, my myspace got hacked by penis-enlarging pill companies again!"
"Hey this Hangman game is great! I almost got the answer... L-___-B-B-Y... jeez, this is tough."
45. Posted by Pat | March 16, 2007 9:48 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:48
46. Posted by Hugh | March 16, 2007 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Goddamn it Bush pick up the phone so I can tell you what day it is.
46. Posted by Hugh | March 16, 2007 9:58 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:58
47. Posted by Peter F. | March 16, 2007 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hello, my name is Karl. And I'm a Crackberry addict."
47. Posted by Peter F. | March 16, 2007 9:59 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 09:59
48. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Execute Order 66"
48. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 10:10 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 10:10
49. Posted by Scott | March 16, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I swear, if I ever find out who invented this damn sudoku game, I'm gonna get his ass fired
49. Posted by Scott | March 16, 2007 10:10 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 10:10
50. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'/0U'\/3 b33|\| p0\/\/|\|3D
50. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 10:12 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 10:12
51. Posted by VagaBond | March 16, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, this sudoku is hard.
51. Posted by VagaBond | March 16, 2007 10:23 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 10:23
52. Posted by MunDane | March 16, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Autobot infiltrator supreme Karlrovian™ send a message to his waiting troops and his leader, Optimus Prime™.
52. Posted by MunDane | March 16, 2007 10:46 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 10:46
53. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | March 16, 2007 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Note to self: ask doctor about expanding forehead at next appt."
53. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | March 16, 2007 10:48 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 10:48
54. Posted by Bullwinkle | March 16, 2007 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rove posts another comment at Wizbang to make Liberals appear to be complete dipshits and once again he signs it Lee.
54. Posted by Bullwinkle | March 16, 2007 10:54 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 10:54
55. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 16, 2007 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang it! This remote will never unlock my SUV. Look, Dummy, the window is down. I didn't know you were blonde.
55. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 16, 2007 10:54 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 10:54
56. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At first Rove had inadvertantly mistaken Tetris Sex for Tantra Sex, but he wasn't ever goin' back.
56. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 11:07 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 11:07
57. Posted by Hodink | March 16, 2007 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Diary,
I liked the first term better.
Karl
57. Posted by Hodink | March 16, 2007 11:08 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 11:08
58. Posted by John in CA | March 16, 2007 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm, the ringtone is Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing." Who is...oh yeah, John Edwards.
"See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire...."
58. Posted by John in CA | March 16, 2007 11:09 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 11:09
59. Posted by Spinner | March 16, 2007 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wish my thumbs were smaller or these keys were bigger. Helen, I love you...fire Valerie? I'm sooo confused.
59. Posted by Spinner | March 16, 2007 11:29 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 11:29
60. Posted by Mnemosyne | March 16, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ahh, there, I knew I could get George Stephanoupolis to say "Democrat" instead of "Democratic."
Perfect.
60. Posted by Mnemosyne | March 16, 2007 11:43 AM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 11:43
61. Posted by TJ | March 16, 2007 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
click, click, click.
There's just GOT to be a way to cross-deck GoogleEarth to the Trident launch system!
61. Posted by TJ | March 16, 2007 12:07 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 12:07
62. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | March 16, 2007 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RE: KSM Torture
Rosie,
Good job on the show today, but when I say rabid, I mean RABID dammit! Just look at the good work Chris Matthews has been doing for me lately!
I know you'll do better tomorrow. Right?
Toodles,
KR
(Hugh, you're still not funny, but I'll give you credit for your second attempt at a caption contest. Someday I hope you can grow a sense of humor.)
62. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | March 16, 2007 12:18 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 12:18
63. Posted by Peter F. | March 16, 2007 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmm, I wonder if I can download Nelly's "Hot in Here" ringtone on this thing..."
63. Posted by Peter F. | March 16, 2007 12:45 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 12:45
64. Posted by _Mike_ | March 16, 2007 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've got to send this to George! My photo is the Wizbang Caption Contest this week!"
64. Posted by _Mike_ | March 16, 2007 12:49 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 12:49
65. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(thinking) "Man that Sanjaya has just got to stay."
65. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 1:07 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:07
66. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He better slow down, he's getting ahead of his hair.
66. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 16, 2007 1:08 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:08
67. Posted by Faith+1 | March 16, 2007 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Blackberry Ops
67. Posted by Faith+1 | March 16, 2007 1:23 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:23
68. Posted by Falze | March 16, 2007 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see...Weather Machine remote master control 'on'. '2 feet of March snow in the northeast' set...we'll see how much 'politically-motivated' flood aid shows up this time. 'Engage' in 5-4- man I love this thing -2-1..."
68. Posted by Falze | March 16, 2007 1:31 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:31
69. Posted by Falze | March 16, 2007 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove uses his Pocket-Evil-Weather-Machine to send 2 feet of snow to the northeast as word comes in that Al Gore is planning a global warming speech there.
69. Posted by Falze | March 16, 2007 1:34 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:34
70. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 16, 2007 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"These Gameboys are addictive."
70. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 16, 2007 1:36 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:36
71. Posted by Peter F. | March 16, 2007 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Text to Sen. H Reid: "50-48. U lose. suk on dat biatch!"
71. Posted by Peter F. | March 16, 2007 1:37 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:37
72. Posted by GoBearsMan | March 16, 2007 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the New York Times...Karl Rove next to a black SUV, on his black berry calling in the black helicopters
72. Posted by GoBearsMan | March 16, 2007 1:46 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:46
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 16, 2007 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, lessee...Texas plays tonight at 7:25...Texas Tech lost to Boston College...Texas A&M beat Penn...and Texas A&M CC plays Wisconsin today at 2:55...wait a minute...who the heck is Texas A&M CC???"
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 16, 2007 1:51 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:51
74. Posted by skymuse | March 16, 2007 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sweet....now my remote-control SUV fleet can work its magic on the ozone layer....gotta get the skin cancer numbers up so we can push the new Healthcare bill through....
74. Posted by skymuse | March 16, 2007 1:56 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 13:56
75. Posted by Adrian Browne | March 16, 2007 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do I make you horny?"
75. Posted by Adrian Browne | March 16, 2007 2:06 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 14:06
76. Posted by Steven S | March 16, 2007 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Cheney.. send your weather machine to the north east."
76. Posted by Steven S | March 16, 2007 2:15 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 14:15
77. Posted by Chris | March 16, 2007 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove, founder of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and father of global warming, patiently reads his BlackBerry while waiting for his fleet of SUVs to Burn through another tank of gas.
77. Posted by Chris | March 16, 2007 2:57 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 14:57
78. Posted by Brian | March 16, 2007 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn it, the batteries must be in backwards. This button is supposed to make my head smaller!
78. Posted by Brian | March 16, 2007 4:54 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 16:54
79. Posted by Lloyd | March 16, 2007 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[Oh. It's my latest Terrorist Joke of the Day.]
"Why did the terrorist cross the road?"
"Because his bomb went off prematurely."
[Ha ha! Good one...]
79. Posted by Lloyd | March 16, 2007 5:00 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 17:00
80. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 16, 2007 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"For the last time, Dr. Meacham... my name is not Exeter, and I don't have any spare parts for your damn interocitor!"
80. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 16, 2007 5:28 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 17:28
81. Posted by Brian | March 16, 2007 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
......and there goes Tehran!
81. Posted by Brian | March 16, 2007 5:33 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 17:33
82. Posted by Brian | March 16, 2007 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
......and there goes Tehran!
Posted by: Brian
^^^^^^^^
Not me
82. Posted by Brian | March 16, 2007 6:24 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 18:24
83. Posted by vader | March 16, 2007 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK what to say...hmmm...Cheney's office asked Plame to send Joe Wilson to fire the attorneys...yeh...Tha's the ticket...
83. Posted by vader | March 16, 2007 6:34 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 18:34
84. Posted by 914 | March 16, 2007 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
8675-Neo 9
84. Posted by 914 | March 16, 2007 6:34 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 18:34
85. Posted by Bungalowlife | March 16, 2007 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow! This newfangled internet thing is amazing! I can't believe all the porn on it! I gotta check this out!
85. Posted by Bungalowlife | March 16, 2007 7:20 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 19:20
86. Posted by Daniel | March 16, 2007 9:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
this might be a good one for next week.
86. Posted by Daniel | March 16, 2007 9:03 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 21:03
87. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All your base are belong to me.
Turd Blossom
87. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 9:50 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 21:50
88. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Turd Blossom,
You've been putting the "vast" in Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Suggest hitting the treadmill.
W
88. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 9:55 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 21:55
89. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Never liked the nickname "Turd Blossom".
Rove
Sorry. What would you rather I called you?
W
How about "Turd Bloom"?
Rove
89. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 9:59 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 21:59
90. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 10:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nooooo...
Rove has been a CIA plant all along.
90. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 10:01 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 22:01
91. Posted by itismedavid | March 16, 2007 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Batteries to Power, Turbines to speed... Engage!!"
91. Posted by itismedavid | March 16, 2007 10:12 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 22:12
92. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chloe! I need a satellite uplink and I need it NOW...
92. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 10:34 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 22:34
93. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ordinarily, Karl gets quite a chuckle out of the Wizbang Caption Contest...
93. Posted by fustian | March 16, 2007 10:54 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2007 22:54
94. Posted by crosspatch | March 17, 2007 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crap ... every time I get to this level on Tetris, someone sends me a damned email!
94. Posted by crosspatch | March 17, 2007 2:10 AM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 02:10
95. Posted by barry in co | March 17, 2007 4:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove's Secret Weather Machine includes a handy wireless remote.
95. Posted by barry in co | March 17, 2007 4:53 AM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 04:53
96. Posted by Falze | March 17, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove searches fruitlessly for the missing 'reply' button, explaining the Bush administration's continued failures to respond to foolish allegations.
96. Posted by Falze | March 17, 2007 7:59 AM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 07:59
97. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | March 17, 2007 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see here......867-5309......Hello!....Jenny?
97. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | March 17, 2007 1:08 PM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 13:08
98. Posted by OregonMuse | March 17, 2007 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To: Patrick Fitzgerald
From: Karl Rove
Ha ha, can't catch me.
Loser.
Love and kisses,
KR
98. Posted by OregonMuse | March 17, 2007 1:43 PM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 13:43
99. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 17, 2007 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove commuting on the beltway on his motorized skateboard.
99. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 17, 2007 4:10 PM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 16:10
100. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 17, 2007 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Would you like to play a game?"
"How about Global Thermonuclear War."
100. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 17, 2007 6:39 PM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 18:39
101. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 17, 2007 6:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
N-U-C-U-L-A-R... Access Granted
"Lordy, I've got to tell Dubya to stop using those easy passwords."
101. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 17, 2007 6:40 PM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 18:40
102. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 17, 2007 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sell, Mortimer!!! SELL!!!!
102. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 17, 2007 8:31 PM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 20:31
103. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 17, 2007 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What happened to my W key?"
103. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 17, 2007 8:35 PM |
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Posted on March 17, 2007 20:35
104. Posted by Charles V | March 18, 2007 2:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah Hah! Trapped him. I have the nut full house.
104. Posted by Charles V | March 18, 2007 2:29 AM |
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Posted on March 18, 2007 02:29
105. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 18, 2007 3:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What?! I've been hacked by Oliver Wendell Jones?"
105. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 18, 2007 3:56 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2007 15:56
106. Posted by Ken | March 18, 2007 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Wilson's SUV will explode in 3 minutes, 18 seconds.
106. Posted by Ken | March 18, 2007 4:48 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2007 16:48
107. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2007 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl always checks out his myspace page on the way to the White House.
107. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2007 6:47 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2007 18:47
108. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2007 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, lemme see if I've got this straight...I send you my account number, and you'll put $20 million dollars in there?
108. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2007 7:07 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2007 19:07
109. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2007 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl knows that the fate of the country lies in not breaking the chain...
109. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2007 7:08 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2007 19:08
110. Posted by 914 | March 18, 2007 10:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Head Zeppelin
110. Posted by 914 | March 18, 2007 10:20 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2007 22:20
111. Posted by Kevin | March 19, 2007 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
111. Posted by Kevin | March 19, 2007 1:04 AM |
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Posted on March 19, 2007 01:04