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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: March 9, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Competitors in the Stiletto Run race over 350 metres in PC Hooftstraat in Amsterdam March 8, 2007. The winner receives a monetary reward of 10,000 euro from the organizers, a glossy magazine. REUTERS/Toussaint Kluiters (NETHERLANDS)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (93)

The First Iranian "Run For ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JLawson | March 9, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JLawson:

The First Iranian "Run For The Border" marathon was a complete failure after three fourths of the female runners didn't return.

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Posted on March 9, 2007 07:17

The difference between this... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

The difference between this picture and a picture of a bunch of midget politicians? One is a picture of cunning runts and....

(OK, I'm going to hell for that one...FH)

2. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 07:31

Run, Forrest, Run... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 9, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Run, Forrest, Run

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 9, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 07:36

I see another IKEA is openi... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 9, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I see another IKEA is opening

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 9, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 07:37

Condi's in the race!!!... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 9, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Condi's in the race!!!

5. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 9, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 07:49

Give me back my playgirl! G... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 9, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Give me back my playgirl! Give it to me!

6. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 9, 2007 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 07:50

Pointless Race in Pointy Li... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by epador | March 9, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Pointless Race in Pointy Little Shoes.
Metaphor for Race for the Democratic Nomination for President.

7. Posted by epador | March 9, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:01

The first annual "Drag Quee... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Bo | March 9, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo:

The first annual "Drag Queen Games" was briefly interrupted when one of the competitors was "outed" as an actual female.

8. Posted by Bo | March 9, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:03

Glamour is more a journey t... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 9, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Glamour is more a journey than an actual destination.

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 9, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:04

Nike unveils the "Air F**k ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Bo | March 9, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo:

Nike unveils the "Air F**k Me Pump"

10. Posted by Bo | March 9, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:10

...at the Global Warming Co... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by lisa | March 9, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lisa:

...at the Global Warming Convention--The Flatulation-Catching Machine (FCM) malfunctioned!!
Women and Cross-dressers were allowed to leave first!

11. Posted by lisa | March 9, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:10

Holy crap, this TAG body sp... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Holy crap, this TAG body spray really works!

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Posted on March 9, 2007 08:16

3rd annual Gash Dash is und... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 9, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

3rd annual Gash Dash is underway.


13. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 9, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:16

Hoping to edge in on Pamplo... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Bo | March 9, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo:

Hoping to edge in on Pamplona's fame, Amsterdam hosts the first annual "Running of the Babes"

14. Posted by Bo | March 9, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:17

Much like the slate of 2008... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Much like the slate of 2008 Democratic presidential contenders, none of the contestants looked better than Rudy Guiliani in drag.

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:18

Code Pink doing their annua... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Pat | March 9, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Code Pink doing their annual "Run for BDS."

16. Posted by Pat | March 9, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:20

The offending male took a s... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The offending male took a savage beating, but who could resist asking the assembled N.O.W. throng if International Women's Day was being sponsored by Palmolive?

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:22

Pat Benatar's triumphant co... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by scotty | March 9, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

Pat Benatar's triumphant comeback!

18. Posted by scotty | March 9, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:23

With ample experience escap... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

With ample experience escaping pimps and the law, prostitutes proved dominant in the races involving high-heeled footwear.

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:26

The gates of the Clinton Li... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by scotty | March 9, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

The gates of the Clinton Library opened and the women were let in, this weekend Mr Clinton will be giving personal appologies to all the women he sexually harrassed along with a restitution payment of 1000.

20. Posted by scotty | March 9, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:28

It was a rare opportunity t... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It was a rare opportunity to bed down a Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest winner, and the ladies were enthusiastic to say the least.

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:29

hookers on your mark.... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by scotty | March 9, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

hookers on your mark.
hookers get set.

go.

22. Posted by scotty | March 9, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:29

By race's end they made eno... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

By race's end they made enough lather to shave an elephant.

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:31

Tragedy strikes a sleepy Du... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Tragedy strikes a sleepy Dutch town when all of the women have their "Midol Moment" at the SAME TIME....!

24. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:32

Giving new meaning to the w... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by taz | March 9, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

Giving new meaning to the word "TRAMPLED", Amsterdam's running of the whores was underway early this morning.

25. Posted by taz | March 9, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:32

announcement of a 50% off d... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by reefer madness | March 9, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
reefer madness:

announcement of a 50% off dildo sale sent these fans of desperate housewives scampering

26. Posted by reefer madness | March 9, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:38

Running of the bull dykes.<... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 9, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Running of the bull dykes.

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Posted on March 9, 2007 08:40

Staffers in the Clinton and... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Buckhunter | March 9, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buckhunter:

Staffers in the Clinton and Obama compaigns practice to see who can run to the bridge in Selma, Alabama the fastest.

28. Posted by Buckhunter | March 9, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:45

The comparative "group of p... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by BlogDog | March 9, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

The comparative "group of pygmies" refused to be photographed as they detest the term "cunning runts."

29. Posted by BlogDog | March 9, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:47

The news spread quickly, a ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The news spread quickly, a straight man had somehow wandered into San Francisco...

30. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:47

What is the difference betw... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by BarneyG2000 | March 9, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BarneyG2000:

What is the difference between a girl's track team and a pack of Pygmies?

Hint, the Pygmies are cunning runts.

31. Posted by BarneyG2000 | March 9, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:50

In a bizarre misunderstandi... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

In a bizarre misunderstanding, dutch women incorrectly advanced their BIOLOGICAL clocks.

32. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:51

John Edwards pulls out a sl... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Steve L. | March 9, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve L.:

John Edwards pulls out a slight lead over Hillary Clinton in the race to become the first female President.

33. Posted by Steve L. | March 9, 2007 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:55

"No, I don't know what Ahma... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Mark L | March 9, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark L:

"No, I don't know what Ahmadinejad plans to do to us. I don't care, either. Run faster! He's gaining."

34. Posted by Mark L | March 9, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 08:57

Sports Headline, March 2009... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by guido | March 9, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Sports Headline, March 2009:
NFL hosts it's first annual Title 9 Combine after
President Hillary Clinton dictates gender hiring quotas in professional sports.

In other sports news, Paris Hilton signs with Oakland Raiders.

35. Posted by guido | March 9, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 09:17

The Annual "Running Of The ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by CrackrJak | March 9, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CrackrJak:

The Annual "Running Of The Mascara" race began today.

36. Posted by CrackrJak | March 9, 2007 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 09:20

The Manolo, he doesn't know... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 9, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

The Manolo, he doesn't know to cheer or to cry. The shoes...

37. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 9, 2007 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 09:38

Julie regretted using her h... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Faith+1 | March 9, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Julie regretted using her husband's Tag Body Spray this morning.

38. Posted by Faith+1 | March 9, 2007 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 09:43

Another Stiletto Run!... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Another Stiletto Run!

Sponsored by the American Association of Advanced Podiatry.

39. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 09:44

Hillary refuses to race whe... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary refuses to race when told the rules won't allow her to run in a pantsuit.

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Posted on March 9, 2007 09:44

The catchy little tune from... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Faith+1 | March 9, 2007 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The catchy little tune from the Godiva Chocolate Truck causes a stampede every Friday.

41. Posted by Faith+1 | March 9, 2007 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 09:45

Shortly after the starting ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Dan Irving | March 9, 2007 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Irving:

Shortly after the starting gun went off, Julie suddenly realized she eating Taco Bell before the race was a bad idea.

42. Posted by Dan Irving | March 9, 2007 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 09:50

The weather In Washington D... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Vegas Vic | March 9, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

The weather In Washington D.C. was cooperative as the Annual Congressional Pages "Running from the Bull" got off to a resounding start.

43. Posted by Vegas Vic | March 9, 2007 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:00

Sometimes you just don't fe... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Kaptain Krude | March 9, 2007 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kaptain Krude:

Sometimes you just don't feel quite so fresh.

*********
Special preview of the new feminine deoderant TV commercial "Sprunt".

*********
A glimpse into 2009:

"Run! Hillary's divorce has been finalized! Ruuuuuuuuunnnn!"

44. Posted by Kaptain Krude | March 9, 2007 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:01

Sorry girls, we said the Wi... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 9, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Sorry girls, we said the Wizbang Caption Contest would bring out the cunning linguists.

45. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 9, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:06

Mentos, it's the freshmaker... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Mentos, it's the freshmaker.

Yeah, well none of their other damn ads makes any sense, either.

46. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:10

Michigan's last remaining e... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Dave thA | March 9, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave thA:

Michigan's last remaining employable workers head towards Toledo after a new opening is announced at the 7-11.

47. Posted by Dave thA | March 9, 2007 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:22

Darting from the subway exi... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by capitano | March 9, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Darting from the subway exit, Rosie Ruiz sprints into the lead thankful that the ankle has healed and memories are short.

48. Posted by capitano | March 9, 2007 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:25

The Estrogen 500 gets under... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

The Estrogen 500 gets underway.

49. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:36

Even though he won the $100... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Even though he won the $100 bet, Frank was not able to enjoy it after yelling "Hey b*tch, where's my beer?" at the CodePink marchers.

50. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:41

You'd think that all these ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

You'd think that all these women would wise up to the fact that this race was sponsored by the National Podiatrist Association.

51. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:44

The Taliban leadership impl... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by scrub_oak | March 9, 2007 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scrub_oak:

The Taliban leadership implement plan B after "Operation Burqa" failed miserably.

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Posted on March 9, 2007 10:55

Tickets to opening night of... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Tickets to opening night of the latest "Must See" Broadway play - $550.00

The "perfect" pair of heels - $298.00

Coctails before the show - $140.00

Being the first one to the Women's Room at intermission - priceless!

53. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:57

Brad Pitt sighting!... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Robert the original | March 9, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert the original:

Brad Pitt sighting!

54. Posted by Robert the original | March 9, 2007 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 10:59

The <a href="http://www.ama... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

The Batley Townswomen's Guild's re-enactment of Pearl Harbour.

55. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 11:01

The Amsterdam Women's Auxil... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Timmer | March 9, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

The Amsterdam Women's Auxillary converge on a local Mosque after the Mullah demanded Sharia Law be established.

56. Posted by Timmer | March 9, 2007 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 11:25

Maureen Dowd fell behind th... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | March 9, 2007 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

Maureen Dowd fell behind the younger barflies in their race to the vodka.

57. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | March 9, 2007 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 11:31

Opening day of the summer h... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by DaveD | March 9, 2007 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Opening day of the summer holiday season on Arezou Island, Iran.

58. Posted by DaveD | March 9, 2007 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 11:32

And its Gloria Estefan by a... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by 914 | March 9, 2007 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

And its Gloria Estefan by a nose!

59. Posted by 914 | March 9, 2007 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 11:48

Why am I thinking of a trib... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by SCATTERSHOT | March 9, 2007 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCATTERSHOT:

Why am I thinking of a tribe of pygmies ?

60. Posted by SCATTERSHOT | March 9, 2007 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 12:05

"And in other news, a Jimmy... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by MunDane | March 9, 2007 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

"And in other news, a Jimmy Choo's delivery truck crashed on 5th and Broadway..."

61. Posted by MunDane | March 9, 2007 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 12:28

OH MY GOD!IT"S JAY... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 9, 2007 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

OH MY GOD!

IT"S JAY TEA!!!!

62. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 9, 2007 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 12:40

Clay Aiken tickets official... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by phxjay | March 9, 2007 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
phxjay:

Clay Aiken tickets officially go on sale...

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Posted on March 9, 2007 12:47

The 2nd Annual High Heels H... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Cloudfish | March 9, 2007 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cloudfish:

The 2nd Annual High Heels Hotfoot ran into a glitch when the course was planned across a grassy park.

64. Posted by Cloudfish | March 9, 2007 1:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 13:05

In theaters Summer 2007... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by phxjay | March 9, 2007 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
phxjay:

In theaters Summer 2007

When Astronauts Attack: The Lisa Nowak Story

Starring Queen Latifah & Lindsey Lohan

65. Posted by phxjay | March 9, 2007 1:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 13:11

The Running of the Bulls to... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Cloudfish | March 9, 2007 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cloudfish:

The Running of the Bulls took a turn for the worse when the bulls sensed more estrogen in the crowd than testosterone.

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Posted on March 9, 2007 13:11

I am a pixie and I own your... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Roge | March 9, 2007 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roge:

I am a pixie and I own your ass.

67. Posted by Roge | March 9, 2007 1:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 13:50

Here comes Easta' Glamma, h... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by kim | March 9, 2007 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

Here comes Easta' Glamma, here comes Easta' Glamma,
Poundin' hoofs down straight.
====================================

68. Posted by kim | March 9, 2007 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 15:17

News spread quickly that Cl... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by wavemaker | March 9, 2007 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

News spread quickly that Clinton, Kennedy and Dodd were in town.

69. Posted by wavemaker | March 9, 2007 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 15:24

In development for next sea... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

In development for next season:
Survivor: Macy's Basement.

70. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 15:32

I feel...*puff* *puff* ...p... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

I feel...*puff* *puff* ...pretty.
*puff* *puff*
Oh so...*puff* *puff* ...pretty...

71. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 15:47

"Let's dooooo the timmmmmme... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

"Let's dooooo the timmmmmme warp agaiiiiiiiin..."

72. Posted by FormerHostage | March 9, 2007 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 15:48

"OH MY GOD!IT'S JA... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Pat | March 9, 2007 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

"OH MY GOD!

IT'S JAY TEA!!!!"

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

73. Posted by Pat | March 9, 2007 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 16:28

Girls, Girls. There's only ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 9, 2007 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

Girls, Girls. There's only one of me. Only two or three of you at a time!

74. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 9, 2007 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 16:46

The comedy channel spoofs t... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by retired military | March 9, 2007 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The comedy channel spoofs the Hillary vs Condi Presidential Race.

75. Posted by retired military | March 9, 2007 5:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 17:20

Hillary was disqualified wh... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary was disqualified when it was discovered she had cloven hooves.

76. Posted by fustian | March 9, 2007 5:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 17:21

Intermission at the Josh Gr... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by BorgQueen | March 9, 2007 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BorgQueen:

Intermission at the Josh Groban concert: the audience races to the only functioning ladies' room in the entire stadium.

77. Posted by BorgQueen | March 9, 2007 6:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 18:36

"If they catch us, we're de... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by JimK | March 9, 2007 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"If they catch us, we're dead."
"Hey, I'm not the one who told them we put regular muffins in the non-fat rack! Just keep running!"

78. Posted by JimK | March 9, 2007 7:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 19:09

"Feminists 500 Relay Run... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by ExoticSarah | March 9, 2007 7:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ExoticSarah:

"Feminists 500 Relay Run"

or

"If We Can Run In Stillettos, We Can Run Anytime"

79. Posted by ExoticSarah | March 9, 2007 7:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 19:30

"A sale at Macy's?!?... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 9, 2007 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"A sale at Macy's?!?"

"Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my Arrows of Desire! Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my Chariot of Fire!"

80. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 9, 2007 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 20:34

Answer: "It Keeps You Runn... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 9, 2007 8:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Answer: "It Keeps You Runnin' and Running On Empty"

Question: "What's on these girls' iPods?"

81. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 9, 2007 8:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 20:46

"Looking out at the road ru... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 9, 2007 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Looking out at the road rushing under my heels... Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields..."

82. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 9, 2007 8:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 20:49

Joyfullness turned to despe... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | March 9, 2007 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

Joyfullness turned to desperation and death today at the first annual Eve Ensler's "Run with Your Vagina" 10K. Rosie had mistook the gathering for a good old fashioned qweef contest.

83. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | March 9, 2007 9:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 9, 2007 21:18

Tom Brady !</... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Pretzel_logic | March 10, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

Tom Brady !

84. Posted by Pretzel_logic | March 10, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 10, 2007 09:18

"We are...Marshall!!!"... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 10, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"We are...Marshall!!!"

85. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 10, 2007 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 10, 2007 09:38

While the rest of the pack ... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by dingoatemebaby | March 10, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dingoatemebaby:

While the rest of the pack jockeys for position, Nowak still leads.

86. Posted by dingoatemebaby | March 10, 2007 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 10, 2007 09:55

Nothin beats a great pair o... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by 914 | March 10, 2007 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Nothin beats a great pair of legs!

87. Posted by 914 | March 10, 2007 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 10, 2007 12:48

Chariots of perspire!... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by 914 | March 10, 2007 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Chariots of perspire!

88. Posted by 914 | March 10, 2007 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 10, 2007 12:49

Intermission at the Code Pi... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by chuckster | March 10, 2007 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chuckster:

Intermission at the Code Pink rally,and participants head for the only porta potty at the site!

89. Posted by chuckster | March 10, 2007 10:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 10, 2007 22:59

Men control with stiletto t... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Nylda | March 11, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Men control with stiletto the blade,
Women rule with stilettos on parade!

90. Posted by Nylda | March 11, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2007 07:48

I will run fast,Now ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by kim | March 11, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

I will run fast,
Now and then.
I will not look,
Back at all.

I will triumph,
Quick and brightly.
I will not fear,
Hearing steps.

I will not feel,
Nor will I see,
That I dearly,
Lack the Knife.
==========

91. Posted by kim | March 11, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2007 08:10

Here's one for those savvy ... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Pat | March 11, 2007 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Here's one for those savvy to Journalistic terminology:

The NY Times and Code Pink decide to slightly modify a decades old Spanish Tradition. This new event is called "Run some bull."

92. Posted by Pat | March 11, 2007 10:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2007 22:10

Update: <... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Kevin | March 12, 2007 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

93. Posted by Kevin | March 12, 2007 1:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2007 01:28




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