This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another keeper. Kudos to all of the contestants for top notch captions. In the end I had a hard time placing the top 3, since for me they were basically a "pick 'em." In the end the Obama caption was nearly enough to send a mistimed sip of Diet Coke out the nose, so it seemed only right to bump it to the top...
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (mikec) - "Page 47 of 'Dreams of My Father', Barack Obama admits to 'dabbling' in cocaine..."
2) (Nancy) - "An inconvenient snowbank..."
3) (Logan) - "OJ Simpson continues his never-ending search for the 'real killer'"
Honorable Mention
4) (Lindy R. Dole) - "The Mac guy from the 'I'm a Mac... and I'm a PC' commercials never envisioned the extremes to which the new Vista Defender program was capable."
5) (Ken) - "The brakes on this sled are a bit touchy."
6) (mojo) - "That went well..."
The Best Mocking Of The Caption Contest Judge Award goes to:
(retired military) - "I know the winner of last weeks caption contest is in here somewhere, I just have to find them"
Until next Friday...




Comments (14)
1) (mikec) - "Page 47 of... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Brian | February 19, 2007 2:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) (mikec) - "Page 47 of 'Dreams of My Father', Barack Obama admits to 'dabbling' in cocaine..."
Well, as we learned from Bush, a history of cocaine abuse isn't anything to pay attention to.
1. Posted by Brian | February 19, 2007 2:54 AM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 02:54
2. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 19, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They're all good ones, but I loved Nancy's.
2. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 19, 2007 7:48 AM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 07:48
3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 19, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wasn't that the allegation from a convicted felon (hired for murder) that provided "no" who, what, where, why or when that President Bush was a cokehead in a book that was pulled by the publisher?
That's not much to go on, is it?
Good thing one of President Bush's brothers didn't come forward and claim G.W. had a nose like a vacuum cleaner. Hey...wasn't that what Roger Clinton said about his brother Bill. Opps never mind.
Nothing to see here....Good Day....
"I SAID GOOD DAY".......(MY Fez imitation of That 70's Show fame)
3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 19, 2007 8:50 AM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 08:50
4. Posted by retired military | February 19, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally, I get at least a mention in one of these.
4. Posted by retired military | February 19, 2007 9:53 AM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 09:53
5. Posted by Brian | February 19, 2007 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's not much to go on, is it?
Nope. Good thing we have Bush himself, publicly stating in 1999 that he hadn't used illegal drugs "in 7 years", and also refusing deny when asked directly that he's used cocaine:
Nothing to see here....Good Day....
Sorry, you lose, but nice try. Good day.
5. Posted by Brian | February 19, 2007 1:17 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 13:17
6. Posted by Falze | February 19, 2007 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think he also refused to answer the 'boxers/briefs' question. Therefore we must conclude that he does not wear underpants, right?
6. Posted by Falze | February 19, 2007 1:34 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 13:34
7. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2007 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Free-balling...what a President!
7. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2007 1:44 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 13:44
8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 19, 2007 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since you never heard him say he didn't use cocaine, that means he used cocaine.
Who can argue with that?
I yield to your superior intellect.
Again....GOOD DAY!
8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 19, 2007 1:53 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 13:53
9. Posted by Mac Lorry | February 19, 2007 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eleven out of twelve politicians are liars.
9. Posted by Mac Lorry | February 19, 2007 2:11 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 14:11
10. Posted by Brian | February 19, 2007 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since you never heard him say he didn't use cocaine, that means he used cocaine.
Who can argue with that?
Oh, I guess you're right. You see, I've never used cocaine, either. But when employers ask me if I've used it, I tend to refuse to deny it, since that's as clear as saying "no", isn't it? I've also at times said that I haven't used it in the last seven years, because that's a reasonable thing for someone who's never used cocaine ever to say. (But I won't say I haven't used it for a period longer than seven years, because that doesn't sound as good as "seven years", right?)
Oh, the logical hoops you jump through to deny the obvious.
I yield to your superior intellect.
You yielded that long ago.
10. Posted by Brian | February 19, 2007 5:38 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 17:38
11. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 19, 2007 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did they ask him specifically about "cocaine"? If you don't say the word we must assume that is the drug of choice, right?
BTW, your links were lefty commentary (TalkLeft) not facts, which doesn't bolster your point one iota.
That's a wet dream in liberal La-La Land.......guess you missed the absurdity of my witticism.
11. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 19, 2007 7:10 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 19:10
12. Posted by Brian | February 19, 2007 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did they ask him specifically about "cocaine"?
Yep. Bet you didn't want to read that part, huh?
BTW, your links were lefty commentary (TalkLeft) not facts, which doesn't bolster your point one iota.
That cited the Dallas Morning News. Bzzzt! Nice try!
guess you missed the absurdity of my witticism.
No, one thing I can say about your posts, your absurdity is obvious and ever present.
12. Posted by Brian | February 19, 2007 8:04 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2007 20:04
13. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 20, 2007 5:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually I did want to read it and it's not there. And your link is worthless like I said:
I had to find the article myself.
It's obvious you saw the word cocaine and got your panties moist.
Brian:
The above quotes are from the Dallas Morning News.
I guess you thought no one would check....Sorry...but....BZZZZZT....you lose again!!!
Brian:
Not as obvious as your ever present lies and spin.
Try again next time.
13. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 20, 2007 5:29 AM |
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Posted on February 20, 2007 05:29
14. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2007 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Used cocaine or not? Who cares?
14. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2007 1:02 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2007 13:02