Well, as usual once "24" starts running, there's the oh so predictable rush to claim connection to it. Dean Barnett, purely on ego, claims that Hugh Hewitt is the "Jack Bauer of the Blogosphere", while a hack writer at TIME tries to claim that Jack Bauer has evolved into a compromise-making, mistake-making guy who does the best he can while rejecting "Bushian moral absolutes".
Obviously, the TIME hack has not watched the show very closely, if he thinks Bauer's morals are not absolute. And Dean Barnett is painfully remiss in his claim, as he clearly failed to note the results of an election on that very question last year.
The Emperor will not be pleased.
Anyway, it's been another year, and so now would be a good time to ask the audience again, whom they think is the real Jack Bauer of the Blogosphere, 2007. Please explain what Jack Bauer means to you, and why there's no time and the CTU computers are so easy to hack.



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Jack Bauer has compromised?... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Listkeeper | January 17, 2007 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack Bauer has compromised? Or complied with a basic moral of warfare?
1. Posted by Listkeeper | January 17, 2007 10:20 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 10:20
2. Posted by Joe | January 17, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I received a "Top 24 Jack Bauer list" from a friend the other day and I had to ask, "Jack Who?"
I have never seen a single episode of this "24" and don't have any desire to see it. My engineering friends will probably disown me.......
2. Posted by Joe | January 17, 2007 10:41 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 10:41
3. Posted by Listkeeper | January 17, 2007 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They SHOULD disown you. What are you, a Canadian?
:P
3. Posted by Listkeeper | January 17, 2007 10:52 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 10:52
4. Posted by blackcat77 | January 17, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh, there is no "real Jack Bauer." What is it with rightwingers and their need for mythological heros? Charlton Heston, John Wayne and now Keifer Sutherland...
4. Posted by blackcat77 | January 17, 2007 11:07 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 11:07
5. Posted by papalovesmambo | January 17, 2007 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack Bauer IS the blogosphere! Trust me.
5. Posted by papalovesmambo | January 17, 2007 11:08 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 11:08
6. Posted by yo | January 17, 2007 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is it with rightwingers and their need for mythological heros? Charlton Heston, John Wayne and now Keifer Sutherland...
Posted by: blackcat77
Martin Sheen?
Gina Davis?
Alan Alda?
Charlie Sheen?
Pound for pound, I think Liberals can out-mythological-hero the rightwingers any day of the week.
... lest we be hypocritica
6. Posted by yo | January 17, 2007 11:19 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 11:19
7. Posted by bryanD | January 17, 2007 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it true that the AMNESIA card has been played already? Clue: It's a SOAP OPERA! If you enjoy "living" inside a product, this is the ULTIMATE: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117359/ (check the trailer; it doesn't do the film justice but you'll get the idea)! As for the J.B. (giggle) of the web? Tie: Son-of-Bigfoot Goldberg and Four Dinners Podhoretz; with Kiefer, they're My Three Sons. (a really bad nepotism joke)
7. Posted by bryanD | January 17, 2007 11:40 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 11:40
8. Posted by IllTemperedCur | January 17, 2007 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You should be careful using the phrase "mythological heroes". When I hear that phrase, I get visions of Obama...
8. Posted by IllTemperedCur | January 17, 2007 12:53 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 12:53
9. Posted by Rory | January 17, 2007 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Listkeeper-
Behave! and guess what Keifer is not only a son of a Canadian-he is one!
and as a quasi semi perma embarrassed almost Canadian myself...
OK -I got nothin'...
But-
As to Hugh Hewitt he does look kinda like an older gunless Jack Bauer.
9. Posted by Rory | January 17, 2007 1:14 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 13:14
10. Posted by Rory | January 17, 2007 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crrrrap-and I can't spell Kiefer...who the hell names their kid "Kiefer"?
10. Posted by Rory | January 17, 2007 1:15 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 13:15
11. Posted by Rory | January 17, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The grandson of the FOUNDER OF CANADIAN MEDICARE!!!!
Jeebus someone shoot him in the thigh!
11. Posted by Rory | January 17, 2007 1:18 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 13:18
12. Posted by The Listkeeper | January 17, 2007 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See, Rory, if Canada would quit exporting people like Sutherland and The Shat, Canadian children would have someone non-wussy to look up to.
12. Posted by The Listkeeper | January 17, 2007 1:33 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 13:33
13. Posted by blackcat77 | January 17, 2007 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yo: That's not really what I was saying. I agree that there are a lot of actors who mistake celebrity for expertise and that includes the ones you mentioned. But for some on the right, there seems to be real confusion about actors and the roles they play. Another example would be Mel Gibson and the Braveheart/Patriot thing. I think it's sad that *anybody* would base their politics on what an actor says.
13. Posted by blackcat77 | January 17, 2007 2:01 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 14:01
14. Posted by Rory | January 17, 2007 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Listkeeper-
The Shat-
William Shatner?
Looooove him-he IS Boston Legal..
14. Posted by Rory | January 17, 2007 2:06 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 14:06
15. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 17, 2007 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
blackcat,
I think you mistake why some conservatives like John Wayne and Heston. Not because they were Rooster Cogburn (sp?) or Moses, but because of the political stances they took/take in real life.
Personally, I am not on board with alot of what came out of John Wayne, even when you take into account of when he said it.
But Heston. Him, I can get behind (and not just because of those broad shoulders and tight ass, when he was in his prime). Marched with Dr. King for civil rights. Put his name, money and career on the line to defend free speech and 2nd ammendment rights.
I am a much bigger fan of Chuck Heston, private citizen and activist, than I am of his films.
And nobody can make a serious claim that he is not a serious thinker or lacks knowledge on what he chanels his energy into.
For this same reason I rarely find myself annoyed (but sometimes perplexed) by lefty types like Newman. HIs politics aren't in line with mine, but he knows many of the facts at hand, and he can back up what he says.
Unlike the Sheens et al that were mentioned above.
15. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 17, 2007 6:07 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2007 18:07
16. Posted by Veeshir | January 18, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Time 'writer' obviously had a story in mind that bashed Bush and was just looking for something he could shoe-horn it into.
That's become a "journalistic" specialty lately. You can tell from press conferences that they have the story already written and they're just asking questions to get the right quote for their already-written story.
Rumsfeld used to handle those types very well. I haven't seen a Gates presser yet, but I can't see how they would be even half as entertaining.
16. Posted by Veeshir | January 18, 2007 7:19 AM |
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Posted on January 18, 2007 07:19
17. Posted by Jack | March 7, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm the real Jack Bauer. You're all on my list.
17. Posted by Jack | March 7, 2007 8:25 AM |
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Posted on March 7, 2007 08:25