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Comments (184)
Compare: when held up for c... (Below threshold)1. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 31, 2006 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Compare: when held up for comparision, you can plainly see that my makeup is not orange.
Also, only one of these is already hollow, and the other needs to be carved out to become scary.
1. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 31, 2006 4:58 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 16:58
2. Posted by Paul | October 31, 2006 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
good timing kev
2. Posted by Paul | October 31, 2006 5:00 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:00
3. Posted by Retread | October 31, 2006 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can fit this AND my foot in my mouth.
3. Posted by Retread | October 31, 2006 5:00 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:00
4. Posted by mcg | October 31, 2006 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well.
If you don't, your head swells up this big.
And by the way, check out this huge pumpkin!
4. Posted by mcg | October 31, 2006 5:02 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:02
5. Posted by kathie | October 31, 2006 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Has Kerry heard of YOU TUBE, we have already heard his words, he can't fake it. Too bad Kerry, we heard what we heard.
5. Posted by kathie | October 31, 2006 5:03 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:03
6. Posted by Sue | October 31, 2006 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now, for my final trick, watch me stuff this pumpkin into the hole in my head.
6. Posted by Sue | October 31, 2006 5:04 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:04
7. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, it's not for a brain transplant.
7. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:06 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:06
8. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | October 31, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One's a hollow shell filled with air.
The other's a variety of squash.
8. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | October 31, 2006 5:07 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:07
9. Posted by wcgreen | October 31, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, pumpkin, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck with a knife and someone carves until you look like a doughy Rush Limbaugh."
9. Posted by wcgreen | October 31, 2006 5:07 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:07
10. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....or this one:
And now I'd like to introduce my running mate....
10. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:08 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:08
11. Posted by J. Craddock | October 31, 2006 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can you believe I laid this the day before Halloween?"
11. Posted by J. Craddock | October 31, 2006 5:08 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:08
12. Posted by MojoMark | October 31, 2006 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dumb and Dumber"
You pick who's who or what's what.
12. Posted by MojoMark | October 31, 2006 5:10 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:10
13. Posted by Jo | October 31, 2006 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ann Richards sends Kerry a gift from the great beyond.
13. Posted by Jo | October 31, 2006 5:17 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:17
14. Posted by Mainstreet8 | October 31, 2006 5:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whats the difference between a pumpkin and US Senator? The pumpkin is actually a fruit. The Senator is actually a vegetable.
14. Posted by Mainstreet8 | October 31, 2006 5:18 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:18
15. Posted by jack | October 31, 2006 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This proves once and for all that I spent Halloween in Cambodia."
15. Posted by jack | October 31, 2006 5:20 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:20
16. Posted by Locomotive Breath 1901 | October 31, 2006 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My political life is a great big steaming pile about this big - or small - or not - or until I retract - or you ask me again. Did you know they have these in Vietnam?
16. Posted by Locomotive Breath 1901 | October 31, 2006 5:21 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:21
17. Posted by jaymaster | October 31, 2006 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck as a Democrat."
17. Posted by jaymaster | October 31, 2006 5:24 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:24
18. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the last friend I've got.
18. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:25 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:25
19. Posted by VagaBond | October 31, 2006 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...And I don't have a plan on how to carve this either."
19. Posted by VagaBond | October 31, 2006 5:26 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:26
20. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, i don't apologize. Just be like this pumpkin.... unoffended.
20. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:26 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:26
21. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, I can carve up the troops faster than this pumpkin!!!
21. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:27 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:27
22. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look, it's a jack-ass-latern".
22. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:27 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:27
23. Posted by Jim Addison | October 31, 2006 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Scary-tough on the outside, slimy on the inside. And, a pumpkin."
23. Posted by Jim Addison | October 31, 2006 5:29 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:29
24. Posted by Pat | October 31, 2006 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One was squashed in 2004.
The other will be squashed into a pie.
24. Posted by Pat | October 31, 2006 5:29 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:29
25. Posted by sam | October 31, 2006 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.
25. Posted by sam | October 31, 2006 5:33 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:33
26. Posted by smitch | October 31, 2006 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carhartt John shows off The Great Pumpkin grown on the window ledge of his Beacon Hill townhouse.
26. Posted by smitch | October 31, 2006 5:34 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:34
27. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Knock on it and it and it sounds hollow... the pumpkin does too.
27. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:38 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:38
28. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I voted for Halloween before I voted against it."
28. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:39 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:39
29. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Bush had offered this to Saddam, we wouldn't need to be in Iraq now....
29. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:40 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:40
30. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, I didn't know they made an actual Asshat costume!
30. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:40 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:40
31. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"As a matter of fact, Teresa did like it. Why do you ask?"
31. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 5:45 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:45
32. Posted by Clay | October 31, 2006 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, if you don't study, you'll end up like this pumpkin that we're sending to Iraq."
32. Posted by Clay | October 31, 2006 5:46 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:46
33. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those that volunteer for the military are dumber than this pumpkin.
33. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:46 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:46
34. Posted by David | October 31, 2006 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If Only our soldiers were as smart as this.
I'm not supposed to say this on the air?"
34. Posted by David | October 31, 2006 5:47 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:47
35. Posted by Venomous Kate | October 31, 2006 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry and Clinton in 2008!
(The campaign photo.)
35. Posted by Venomous Kate | October 31, 2006 5:48 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:48
36. Posted by IllTemperedCur | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See Karl, I'm a real man! Not a straw man! Watch me wrestle this typical Iraq vet!
Arrrrgghh! Take that you dummy!
No fair!
Ow! Ow!
UNCLE! UNCLE!
36. Posted by IllTemperedCur | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:49
37. Posted by George Martin | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scary Kerry!
37. Posted by George Martin | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:49
38. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And my stem cells pretty much took care of our Halloween decoration needs too."
38. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:49
39. Posted by John in CA | October 31, 2006 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The size and proportions are right, so all that's left is to carve the likeness of his face onto it
-OR-
Republicans fear the gourd; Democrats fear and love the gourd
39. Posted by John in CA | October 31, 2006 5:50 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:50
40. Posted by IllTemperedCur | October 31, 2006 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd like to thank Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum for the remarkably life-like bust.
40. Posted by IllTemperedCur | October 31, 2006 5:52 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:52
41. Posted by Ed | October 31, 2006 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Watch while I take my foot out of my mouth and insert this Pumpkin.
41. Posted by Ed | October 31, 2006 5:52 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:52
42. Posted by Webster | October 31, 2006 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I apologize to no man. The Republicans would have you believe I had carnal knowledge of this pumpkin when in actuality it was a botched joke about Bush's failed Iraq policy.
42. Posted by Webster | October 31, 2006 5:54 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:54
43. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My thoughts resemble the inside of this!!
43. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:58 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 17:58
44. Posted by Sputnik | October 31, 2006 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry, shown here with his stunt double, is currently filming his new movie "I served in Vietnam."
44. Posted by Sputnik | October 31, 2006 6:01 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:01
45. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sorry that you didn't win the "best pumpkin" contest but I voted for this before i voted against it.
45. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:10 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:10
46. Posted by Phil | October 31, 2006 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is just like my brain, large and filled with nothing of substance.
46. Posted by Phil | October 31, 2006 6:15 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:15
47. Posted by Justrand | October 31, 2006 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've had my head up my ass so long, shoving THIS up there should be no problem!!
47. Posted by Justrand | October 31, 2006 6:17 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:17
48. Posted by cadrys | October 31, 2006 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Turkey...pumpkin...all we're missing is cranberry sauce!
48. Posted by cadrys | October 31, 2006 6:23 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:23
49. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
School teacher: "And class, this is a picture showing you what I mean when I use the word 'antonym'. On your left (as always) is Massachusetts Senator John F. Kerry; on the right, produce."
49. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 6:23 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:23
50. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The prize-winning pumpkin is shown here with the 2nd place winner on the right....
50. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:23 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:23
51. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What do you mean I cant put something this big in my mouth? Get a news camera in here"
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"Why when I was in Vietnam we ate pumpkin sandwiches"
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"He does look a bit like John Edwards doesnt he"
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"Meet the only person smart enough to be my running mate in '08"
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"In fact I was the inspiration for the great pumpkin in the Charlie Brown story"
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"And here we have the only person to vote for Senator Kerry in '08 other than himself"
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"I bet my secret operations hat would look great on him this Halloween"
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"Here we see Senator Kerry in his pumpkin costume standing next to a cardboard cutout of himself"
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Senator Kerry proudly stands next to his offspring at Father and Son day
51. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 6:33 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:33
52. Posted by glenn | October 31, 2006 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This used to be my Presidential Limo, didn't it??
didn't it, hey, i'm talking to you.
52. Posted by glenn | October 31, 2006 6:33 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:33
53. Posted by DonH | October 31, 2006 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A little bit more botox and I will be almost as bright as this pumpkin!
53. Posted by DonH | October 31, 2006 6:35 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:35
54. Posted by Dave K | October 31, 2006 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things does not belong.....what?... you forgot to add the odd one out.... That wasn't smart of you go join the army.
54. Posted by Dave K | October 31, 2006 6:37 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:37
55. Posted by JAT | October 31, 2006 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teresa, it's time for my suppository.
55. Posted by JAT | October 31, 2006 6:37 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:37
56. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
""You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq. OR you could be left standing there as the Halloween joke holding a pumpkin in your hands and the entire world marvels at which has more sense the white head or the orange head."
56. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 6:41 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:41
57. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Remember, if you're as dumb as this pumpkin, you'll end up in Iraq."
57. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:41 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:41
58. Posted by JAT | October 31, 2006 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know when I see an ear a corn like this - I say, now this is what the American farmer can do when he justs finishes school.
58. Posted by JAT | October 31, 2006 6:43 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:43
59. Posted by dendeku | October 31, 2006 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can I get me a pumpkin here?"
59. Posted by dendeku | October 31, 2006 6:45 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:45
60. Posted by dendeku | October 31, 2006 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What do you mean there's a tag still on these Carharts?"
60. Posted by dendeku | October 31, 2006 6:47 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:47
61. Posted by Faith+1 | October 31, 2006 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you hollowed out the head and carved a nose, mouth and eyes it would look almost human. Oh, and it's holding a nice pumpkin.
61. Posted by Faith+1 | October 31, 2006 6:48 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:48
62. Posted by Faith+1 | October 31, 2006 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do they have in common? Besides IQ I mean...
62. Posted by Faith+1 | October 31, 2006 6:49 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:49
63. Posted by JimK | October 31, 2006 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: "See this pumpkin? Smarter than the average soldier. I should know, because I..."
CROWD: "...SERVED IN VIETNAM - WE KNOW!"
63. Posted by JimK | October 31, 2006 6:50 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:50
64. Posted by astigafa | October 31, 2006 6:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Separated at birth.
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Sen. Kerry attempts to demonstrate his personal charisma by holding a pumpkin.
64. Posted by astigafa | October 31, 2006 6:53 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:53
65. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You see boys and girls, I had to serve in Viet Nam because I was as dumb as this..."
65. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:54 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:54
66. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"..........and still am!"
66. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 6:55 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 18:55
67. Posted by Mark L | October 31, 2006 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's for my brain transplant -- it's bound to be an improvement.
67. Posted by Mark L | October 31, 2006 7:02 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:02
68. Posted by JAT | October 31, 2006 7:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stupid is as Stupid does!
or
"Let's see McCain pull one of these out of his ..s!
68. Posted by JAT | October 31, 2006 7:06 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:06
69. Posted by Billburz | October 31, 2006 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I open my butt hole as wide as I open my mouth, this disappears as fast as my 2008 candidacy.
69. Posted by Billburz | October 31, 2006 7:10 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:10
70. Posted by BorgQueen | October 31, 2006 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I got a pair THIS BIG!"
70. Posted by BorgQueen | October 31, 2006 7:19 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:19
71. Posted by Dodo David | October 31, 2006 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pumpkin: A large orange fruit."
- MSN Encarta Dictionary
"John Kerry: A large orange-faced fruit-loop."
- United States Armed Forces
71. Posted by Dodo David | October 31, 2006 7:21 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:21
72. Posted by Rick Adams | October 31, 2006 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
http://www.rickadams.org/images/kerry.jpg
72. Posted by Rick Adams | October 31, 2006 7:27 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:27
73. Posted by Dan Melson | October 31, 2006 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry holds the tragically murdered body of his intellectual brother, demanding an apology for the speciesist profiling that causes them to be murdered by the millions
73. Posted by Dan Melson | October 31, 2006 7:27 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:27
74. Posted by LissaKay | October 31, 2006 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He had a wife but couldn't keep her.
So he put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.
74. Posted by LissaKay | October 31, 2006 7:41 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:41
75. Posted by pjs1881 | October 31, 2006 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually we were seperated at birth.
75. Posted by pjs1881 | October 31, 2006 7:57 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:57
76. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 31, 2006 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look! It's almost as big as my head!"
76. Posted by USMC Pilot | October 31, 2006 7:58 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 19:58
77. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hold here the head of an Iraqi citizen. Note the strange color. This is due to his being terrorized by the lazy, ingorant, soldiers who ew have fighting this unjust war. This citizen would have been better off under the rule of Saddam where he would have been allowed to die with dignity/
77. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 8:01 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:01
78. Posted by Pat | October 31, 2006 8:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2nd try...
"Of course I served honorably in Vietnam! This Pumpkin can tell you about the time I saved him from enemy fire!"
(a spin-off from my first one) "Unlike this pumpkin, Kerry can actually be squashed twice"
78. Posted by Pat | October 31, 2006 8:06 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:06
79. Posted by Howie Felterbush | October 31, 2006 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pumpkin?? Where are my glasses? I thought I was giving Teresa a tushy massage."
79. Posted by Howie Felterbush | October 31, 2006 8:11 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:11
80. Posted by Jack Burton | October 31, 2006 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go to school and get an education. Otherwise, you'll end up like this pumpkin.
80. Posted by Jack Burton | October 31, 2006 8:14 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:14
81. Posted by Paul Hansen | October 31, 2006 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What came first???
The pumpkin or the moron???
81. Posted by Paul Hansen | October 31, 2006 8:21 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:21
82. Posted by andrew feder | October 31, 2006 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
my balls are this big, really
82. Posted by andrew feder | October 31, 2006 8:27 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:27
83. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Listen carefully to the sound this pumpkin makes when I drop is the same sound my campaign made when I gave that speech at the college last night.
83. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 8:31 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:31
84. Posted by nogo postal | October 31, 2006 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yep...as messed up as I am..at least I don't make pumkin hollow promises as Commander-in-Chief to our troops caught up in a civil war in Iraq"
84. Posted by nogo postal | October 31, 2006 8:38 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:38
85. Posted by Murdoc | October 31, 2006 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I spent Halloween of '68 going hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable. I have that memory which is seared -- seared -- in me..."
85. Posted by Murdoc | October 31, 2006 8:42 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:42
86. Posted by RodgerH | October 31, 2006 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And after I scoop out it's innards, we'll have the same IQ!"
86. Posted by RodgerH | October 31, 2006 8:43 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:43
87. Posted by Usful Ijit | October 31, 2006 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poor Mr. Pumpkin flushes bright orange in embarrassment as John Kerry tickles his nether regions. Moments later, in a sign of respect, Kerry tips the pumpkin over and pops its stem in his mouth.
--Author: Jim Webb
87. Posted by Usful Ijit | October 31, 2006 8:43 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:43
88. Posted by Murdoc | October 31, 2006 8:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a pumpkin, and for my sins, they gave me one.
88. Posted by Murdoc | October 31, 2006 8:44 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:44
89. Posted by skymuse | October 31, 2006 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Bush administration still has no plan to carve this pumpkin. I'd also like to add that I voted for funding for knives before voting against them, and the uncarved state of this pumpkin is proof that only dropouts and retards enlist in pumpkin-carving. See the ugly scar on the bottom? Bush's fault...."
89. Posted by skymuse | October 31, 2006 8:50 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:50
90. Posted by Jim Addison | October 31, 2006 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick Adams had a good one, if you missed it: http://www.rickadams.org/images/kerry.jpg
Of course, it isn't technically a "caption," so it should be disqualified, but it is pretty funny anyway.
90. Posted by Jim Addison | October 31, 2006 8:53 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:53
91. Posted by J. Craddock | October 31, 2006 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't just take my word for it. Here, I give you the senior Senator from Massachusetts."
or
"Look, I'm really beside myself with the blogosphere's reaction to my comments on the military."
91. Posted by J. Craddock | October 31, 2006 8:55 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:55
92. Posted by tehbmwman | October 31, 2006 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Help me carve an evil Bush face, will ya?
92. Posted by tehbmwman | October 31, 2006 8:59 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 20:59
93. Posted by Soupy2c2 | October 31, 2006 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This pumpkin has a better chance of becoming President before I do.
93. Posted by Soupy2c2 | October 31, 2006 9:02 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:02
94. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 31, 2006 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here is an AP photo showing a wrinkled orange colored empty gourd. And a pumpkin.
94. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 31, 2006 9:06 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:06
95. Posted by Kevin Moore | October 31, 2006 9:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And this is what my head looks like WITHOUT my hair.
95. Posted by Kevin Moore | October 31, 2006 9:12 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:12
96. Posted by Myron | October 31, 2006 9:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The wonderful effects of BOTOX, before and after.
96. Posted by Myron | October 31, 2006 9:14 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:14
97. Posted by Jim Melton | October 31, 2006 9:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The gift(served in ...) that keeps on giving.
97. Posted by Jim Melton | October 31, 2006 9:22 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:22
98. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don't, you get to be in a Wizbangblog.com Caption contest holding a stupid pumpkin."
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"You see this" (holds up pumpkin)
"This is John Kerry's Brain"
"and this"
Smashes pumpkin in a million pieces.
"This is John Kerry's brain after Vietnam"
98. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2006 9:23 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:23
99. Posted by PVD | October 31, 2006 9:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Big? This!? You should seen the EGG I laid yesterday! That was huge!"
99. Posted by PVD | October 31, 2006 9:29 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:29
100. Posted by Henriet Schapelhouman | October 31, 2006 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You only wish that I would turn into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight
or
I'd rather look like this pumpkin than apologize. What? I already look like this pumpkin?
100. Posted by Henriet Schapelhouman | October 31, 2006 9:33 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:33
101. Posted by stan | October 31, 2006 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As big as this is, it's still not as big as my dumbass.
101. Posted by stan | October 31, 2006 9:35 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:35
102. Posted by QuantumFizz | October 31, 2006 9:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, really, they're doing away with Holloween in France and they sold me all they had.. Paid next to nothing for them.. and they told me that if I put them in plastic wrap the things will hold for a year.. The ship arrives in a couple of weeks". Honest. I'm not lying!! You'll see!
102. Posted by QuantumFizz | October 31, 2006 9:40 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 21:40
103. Posted by COgirl | October 31, 2006 10:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know I served in Viet Nam and I respect the military, little pumpkin pie.
103. Posted by COgirl | October 31, 2006 10:24 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 22:24
104. Posted by jaymaster | October 31, 2006 10:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For a $1000 campaign donation, frequent Wizbang! commenter (Lefty) Lee experienced his political wet dream, and had his photo taken alongside his hero, John Kerry.
104. Posted by jaymaster | October 31, 2006 10:27 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 22:27
105. Posted by jaymaster | October 31, 2006 10:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ever since Hillary cast that spell on her after the loss in '04, John needs to be sure to have Theresa out of public view before midnight...
105. Posted by jaymaster | October 31, 2006 10:41 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 22:41
106. Posted by brad | October 31, 2006 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lurch and Uncle Fester out on the town.
106. Posted by brad | October 31, 2006 10:51 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 22:51
107. Posted by Adam Lawson | October 31, 2006 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Encouraged by Jimmy Carter's years as a peanut farmer and subsequent presidency, John Kerry seeks to increase his chances by taking up a new trade...
107. Posted by Adam Lawson | October 31, 2006 10:54 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 22:54
108. Posted by c | October 31, 2006 11:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was Halloween in Cambodia, 1968 -- a special ops mission -- the Seal team leader was Chambers -- W.Chambers -- he tossed me these magic seeds -- they're good luck you know.
108. Posted by c | October 31, 2006 11:05 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:05
109. Posted by JamesT | October 31, 2006 11:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry and the pumpkin, so much alike. Tough on the outside, soft and squishy with no spine on the inside with little chunky bits that make you wanna spit.
109. Posted by JamesT | October 31, 2006 11:11 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:11
110. Posted by Robert | October 31, 2006 11:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They found this in my pants when I got home from Viet Nam.
110. Posted by Robert | October 31, 2006 11:12 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:12
111. Posted by goobaby | October 31, 2006 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think I'll shove this pumpkin up my ass now
111. Posted by goobaby | October 31, 2006 11:14 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:14
112. Posted by David Spence | October 31, 2006 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I still have this magic pumpkin given to me in Cambodia by a CIA agent.
112. Posted by David Spence | October 31, 2006 11:19 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:19
113. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeap, there's mush in both of 'em - and the mush is interchangable....
113. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:21 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:21
114. Posted by scotty | October 31, 2006 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
after experementing personally with stem cell research Kerry produced a horrible orange clone of his own head.
(odly enough the head filled with seeds turned out to be much smarter than the actual Kerry)
114. Posted by scotty | October 31, 2006 11:27 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:27
115. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is ONE SCARY PUMPKIN! I can't wait to see how they carve up the other one!!
115. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:27 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:27
116. Posted by David Spence | October 31, 2006 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A large naked pumpkin ran happily toward Kerry from a little plot of dirt. The man grabbed the enormous orange orb in his arms, turned it upside down, and put the pumpkin's large turgid stem in his mouth."
116. Posted by David Spence | October 31, 2006 11:33 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:33
117. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, a ventriloquist!! I wonder what the pumpkin made him say?
117. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:33 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:33
118. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Bush would just make our troops lob these at the terrorists, we wouldn't be spending so much money on the war over there....
118. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:37 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:37
119. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice jack-o-lantern huh?
What did you say? Turn it around??
119. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:40 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:40
120. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If each person would just donate one pumpkin to each terrorist, we wouldn't have this problem....
120. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 11:42 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:42
121. Posted by nehemiah | October 31, 2006 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jane Fonda and I produced this after we did it in the manner of Ghengis Khan.
121. Posted by nehemiah | October 31, 2006 11:50 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:50
122. Posted by Philip | October 31, 2006 11:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The troops. About as smart as this rock.
122. Posted by Philip | October 31, 2006 11:57 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2006 23:57
123. Posted by Hodink | November 1, 2006 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is my new wife. My last wife said I was too stupid to be married to her."
123. Posted by Hodink | November 1, 2006 12:11 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 00:11
124. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KKKerry's fictional book - $19.95
A political TV ad - $49.95
A going-away-for-good present - priceless.
124. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:20 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 00:20
125. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If my head wasn't so big, this would fit....
125. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:22 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 00:22
126. Posted by chefphil | November 1, 2006 12:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
O .K. there are reasons not to have cloneing
126. Posted by chefphil | November 1, 2006 12:23 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 00:23
127. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ELEPHANTS can recognise themselves in a mirror and use their reflections to explore hidden parts of themselves, a measure of subjective self-awareness that until now has been shown definitively only in humans and apes.
Kerry uses a pumpkin to expose his hidden self....
127. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:43 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 00:43
128. Posted by RADiCalMan | November 1, 2006 3:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guess who in this photo has the higher IQ?
128. Posted by RADiCalMan | November 1, 2006 3:10 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 03:10
129. Posted by Promachus | November 1, 2006 5:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If I had let this do the talking instead ..."
129. Posted by Promachus | November 1, 2006 5:43 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 05:43
130. Posted by sentinel | November 1, 2006 6:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Needs Ketchup.
130. Posted by sentinel | November 1, 2006 6:41 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 06:41
131. Posted by markm | November 1, 2006 6:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"now see, a little botox and you could smooth this bugger right out"
131. Posted by markm | November 1, 2006 6:44 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 06:44
132. Posted by Gingerguy | November 1, 2006 7:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some of the comments are brilliant, glad I don't have to choose the winners.
BE SURE TO VOTE!!!, so Mr. Pumpkin's pals do not control congress.
132. Posted by Gingerguy | November 1, 2006 7:00 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:00
133. Posted by retired military | November 1, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I did, I did see the great Pumpkin. He looked just like that this. And I would have caught him too but that son of a bitch Secret Service Agent tripped me."
133. Posted by retired military | November 1, 2006 7:28 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:28
134. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm surprised that he's not hiding behind it....
134. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:38 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:38
135. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, I have a choice???
THE PUMPKIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!
135. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:39 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:39
136. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It takes a village [pumpkin] to hold one....
136. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:40 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:40
137. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The one on the left is a much easier target (for jokes).
137. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:42 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:42
138. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wipe that smirk off you face Kerry - you haven't beaten that pumpkin yet....
138. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:43 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:43
139. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The one on the left is a Bill Clinton look-alike (see the hair) and the one on the right is a Hillary look-alike (before her facejob in the morning).
139. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:47 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:47
140. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, i just can't quit. This is SOOOOOO easy.
140. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 07:48
141. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 1, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry finally wins a debate.
141. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 1, 2006 8:18 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 08:18
142. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 1, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New public service announcement promoting fruits and vegetables (take your pick... as if it matters)
142. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 1, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 08:20
143. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 1, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGE BREAKING: John Kerry inherits Ted Kennedy's left butt cheek. Developing
143. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 1, 2006 8:23 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 08:23
144. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You didn't KNOW I was a ventriloquist? Well, my left hand is inside so listen to this....
Are my lips moving?
144. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 08:47
145. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VENTRILOQUIST KERRY: Hi, I brought a friend along with me today.
PUMPKIN: I'm not your friend. ACORN made me vote for you.
145. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 8:52 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 08:52
146. Posted by b | November 1, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will NOT stand by and allow a bunch of chicken-hawk republicans smash this pumpkinn - I mean my reputation.
146. Posted by b | November 1, 2006 9:03 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:03
147. Posted by b | November 1, 2006 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Today, this is an allegory for my brain. Tomorrow, an allegory for my career.
147. Posted by b | November 1, 2006 9:05 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:05
148. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PumpkinHeads 4
Sewing the see's of egotism.
148. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:17 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:17
149. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry that was supposed to read seed's not see's. Its early.
149. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:25 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:25
150. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See You military brat's. I graduated near the middle of My class and here I am in Iraq picking pumpkin's for a livin..Anyone know where I can get Me a carving liscense?
150. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:36
151. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: Calm down already, I only want one picture!!
Pumpkin: Let Me go You tomato killer!
151. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:42 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:42
152. Posted by Rodney | November 1, 2006 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Once believed to be only a myth these newly released photographs provide proof that the elusive Ass-Squash does exist.
152. Posted by Rodney | November 1, 2006 9:45 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:45
153. Posted by rodney dill | November 1, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
what's happening above the terrified Shih Tzu from the last contest
153. Posted by rodney dill | November 1, 2006 9:48 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:48
154. Posted by Ace | November 1, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have as much of a chance of becoming President as I have of passing this out my butt.
154. Posted by Ace | November 1, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:52
155. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry on the right before botox.
Kerry on the left after botox.
155. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:52
156. Posted by JohnMc | November 1, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'06 Election returns:
- Kerry, 1 vote.
- Pumpkin, 4328 votes.
Noting voting irregularities, lawyers for the Kerry camp stated "We believe that the Pumpkin Coalition were consorting with ACORN's. We will be filing a temporary injunction on the results."
News at 11....
156. Posted by JohnMc | November 1, 2006 10:23 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 10:23
157. Posted by Rob@L&R | November 1, 2006 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Me & the Mrs... REPORTING FOR DUTY!"
157. Posted by Rob@L&R | November 1, 2006 11:18 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 11:18
158. Posted by kbiel | November 1, 2006 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See this scar here? This is how I earned my purple hearts.
158. Posted by kbiel | November 1, 2006 11:26 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 11:26
159. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This, America, is a watermelon....
159. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 11:46 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 11:46
160. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ooops, i mean a pumpkin - but I will NOT apologize!!!
160. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 11:47 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 11:47
161. Posted by Jeff | November 1, 2006 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, I know I'm a big pussy, but I have great hair, plus Mommy TaRaZa gives me a weekly allowance. See what I bought this week.
161. Posted by Jeff | November 1, 2006 11:47 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 11:47
162. Posted by how do you do ? | November 1, 2006 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can I climb in this and hide?
162. Posted by how do you do ? | November 1, 2006 12:13 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 12:13
163. Posted by oh Hillary! | November 1, 2006 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey look....Hillary's ass before plastic surgery!
163. Posted by oh Hillary! | November 1, 2006 12:16 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 12:16
164. Posted by Brad | November 1, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm told it's used in a ritual of the common people, the stupid ones. I believe it has something to do with pretending to be something you're not and getting candy for it. Perhaps my team should research this so I can be up on it."
164. Posted by Brad | November 1, 2006 12:26 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 12:26
165. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can you believe it?!?!" With all her millions, this is the best pumpkin my wife could get!!!!
165. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:38 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 12:38
166. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....and the winner of the John F. Kerry look alike contest is....
166. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:39 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 12:39
167. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spittin' Image
167. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 12:40 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 12:40
168. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can someone PLEASE tell Dick Cheney that he's no William Tell and I'm not gonna put this on my head!"
168. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 1:19 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 13:19
169. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is where I store my brains."
169. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 1:21 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 13:21
170. Posted by scotty | November 1, 2006 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, I did spend Christmas in Cambodia but this punkin reminds me that I also spent Halloween there. Oh the memory of those young Cambodian kids Trick-or-Treating is Seared, SEARDED into my memory.
170. Posted by scotty | November 1, 2006 1:26 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 13:26
171. Posted by radiCalMan | November 1, 2006 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK now, which is the fruit and which is the vegetable?"
171. Posted by radiCalMan | November 1, 2006 1:52 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 13:52
172. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Notice that his mouth is shut???
172. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 2:23 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 14:23
173. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I didn't steal it! I got this in the neighborhood of make-believe near the castle from Mr. McFeely..."
173. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 2:34 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 14:34
174. Posted by Don | November 1, 2006 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After successful outpatient surgery, John Kerry displays his latest polyp.
174. Posted by Don | November 1, 2006 2:54 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 14:54
175. Posted by Bungalowlife | November 1, 2006 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tahrayza: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
JFK: "Ce n'est pas un banane, ma cherie, c'est un tres grand courgette! Quel surprise!"
175. Posted by Bungalowlife | November 1, 2006 3:35 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 15:35
176. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pumpkin and Scarecrow set for $149.95
last one, free delivery....
176. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 4:49 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 16:49
177. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The pumpkin apologized....
177. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 4:51 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 16:51
178. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Take the picture quick! This thing is heavy and I'm sweating under the spotlights with this coat on."
178. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 5:06 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 17:06
179. Posted by aardvark | November 1, 2006 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've got to tell Al Gore that this is proof of global warming. We grow really big peaches here in Massachusetts since the growing season is longer.
179. Posted by aardvark | November 1, 2006 7:43 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 19:43
180. Posted by retired military | November 1, 2006 7:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(sorry if this was taken already"
"You know I voted for Halloween before I voted against it"
180. Posted by retired military | November 1, 2006 7:45 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 19:45
181. Posted by David Drake | November 1, 2006 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is the gallstone that I effortlessly passed!"
181. Posted by David Drake | November 1, 2006 8:15 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 20:15
182. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 11:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is a pumpkin. This is your mind on stupidity.
182. Posted by steak111111 | November 1, 2006 11:44 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 23:44
183. Posted by crajay | November 2, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Unlike me, this pumpkin won't begin to smell until November 7."
183. Posted by crajay | November 2, 2006 9:49 AM |
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Posted on November 2, 2006 09:49
184. Posted by ConanInSeattle | November 2, 2006 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... and if your arthritis is really bad soak one of these in gin, but you only have to eat one a day.
184. Posted by ConanInSeattle | November 2, 2006 2:26 PM |
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Posted on November 2, 2006 14:26