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Comments (110)
The Democrats' Vision For T... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Hamish | October 13, 2006 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Democrats' Vision For The Future:
White Males Need Not Apply.
1. Posted by Hamish | October 13, 2006 7:12 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:12
2. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kumbayaaaa my nonexistant deity in the sky....Kumbayaaaaaaaaa
2. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:31 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:31
3. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We shall overcome...We shall overcome...someday...
3. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:32 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:32
4. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ok...so any ideas where this direction should be?
Anyone?
4. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:33 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:33
5. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who invited Leiberman? Get that piece of crap out of here!
5. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:35 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:35
6. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now just because you're on the Pacific Coast doesn't mean we've forgotten you (what state is this again?).
6. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:37 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:37
7. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now remember, we need to vote in chinky and soccer mom over here.
7. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:39 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:39
8. Posted by sentinel | October 13, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For the last time people, "F*ck George Bush" is not a direction
8. Posted by sentinel | October 13, 2006 7:39 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:39
9. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I swear, Ted Kennedy's butt was thiiiis big!!
9. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:39 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:39
10. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now remember, when you are asked who are you going to vote for, who do you say?"
"Not George Bush!!"
10. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 7:43 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:43
11. Posted by Faith+1 | October 13, 2006 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of us is not like the others...
One of us just isn't the same...
11. Posted by Faith+1 | October 13, 2006 7:50 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:50
12. Posted by DaveD | October 13, 2006 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, that's settled. After 6 years we finally agreed on a slogan."
12. Posted by DaveD | October 13, 2006 7:50 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:50
13. Posted by harvey | October 13, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Does anyone here have a map?"
13. Posted by harvey | October 13, 2006 7:53 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:53
14. Posted by jim | October 13, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big AAs Democrats
14. Posted by jim | October 13, 2006 7:56 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:56
15. Posted by DaveD | October 13, 2006 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, that is correct, 'America' includes illegal immigrants, ahem, I mean our voting friends from Mexico."
15. Posted by DaveD | October 13, 2006 7:59 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 07:59
16. Posted by Veeshir | October 13, 2006 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubbles over the two in the background
"I'm trying not the laugh here".
16. Posted by Veeshir | October 13, 2006 8:00 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:00
17. Posted by Weegie | October 13, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Are you tired of the burdens of prosperity and freedom? We offer you an alternative..."
17. Posted by Weegie | October 13, 2006 8:14 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:14
18. Posted by DD | October 13, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Cowardly Lion, The Heartless Tin Man and The Botoxed Scarecrow are hoping to get to OZ
18. Posted by DD | October 13, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:20
19. Posted by radio free fred | October 13, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Captain Kirk Said He Only Had Room For Three More."
19. Posted by radio free fred | October 13, 2006 8:26 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:26
20. Posted by RobLACa. | October 13, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi:
"A NEW DIRECTION FOR AMERICA" Well , what do you think?
Audience:
Crickets chirping.
20. Posted by RobLACa. | October 13, 2006 8:27 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:27
21. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 13, 2006 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"For my first 100 hours, I have a speech prepared on the virtues of plastic surgery..."
21. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 13, 2006 8:29 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:29
22. Posted by radio free fred | October 13, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We're Giving Away Free Gum, That Will Give You Something To Chew On."
22. Posted by radio free fred | October 13, 2006 8:34 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:34
23. Posted by SurfinKC | October 13, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"YES, a Flat-Spin is a direction!"
23. Posted by SurfinKC | October 13, 2006 8:51 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:51
24. Posted by RobLACa. | October 13, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi:
"I can't help it if I'm dyslexic"
24. Posted by RobLACa. | October 13, 2006 8:51 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:51
25. Posted by RobLACa. | October 13, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi:
I can't help it if I'm dyslexic.
I ment to say.........
"AMERICA FOR A DIRECTION ANEW"
25. Posted by RobLACa. | October 13, 2006 8:55 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 08:55
26. Posted by pgg | October 13, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honestly, people, what self-respecting American can look at Nancy Pelosi and come up with a nude erection?
What?
Oh.
Never mind...
26. Posted by pgg | October 13, 2006 9:00 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:00
27. Posted by epador | October 13, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What, We Worry?
27. Posted by epador | October 13, 2006 9:03 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:03
28. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now we pray...
There is no God but Allah, and Muhammed is is prophet!
28. Posted by Henry | October 13, 2006 9:06 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:06
29. Posted by BlogDog | October 13, 2006 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's very simple. New Direction: Hard left and when you get there, turn left some more."
29. Posted by BlogDog | October 13, 2006 9:08 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:08
30. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | October 13, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay, America, bend over and spread your legs nice n' wide......"
30. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | October 13, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:09
31. Posted by Gmac | October 13, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, a new direction but until the polling results are in we can't tell you what direction it is.
31. Posted by Gmac | October 13, 2006 9:20 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:20
32. Posted by P. Buynan | October 13, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: "Sure it failed in the former Soviet Union, North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, Vietman, & China but we can really make it work here. Really! Just trust me. Have I ever lied to you? So what if I marched with the President of NAMBLA..."
32. Posted by P. Buynan | October 13, 2006 9:21 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:21
33. Posted by Dodo David | October 13, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When we Democrats regain control of Congress, the first thing that we are going to do is pass a resolution demanding that Wizbang announce the winners of its caption contests when Wizbang originally says it will.
33. Posted by Dodo David | October 13, 2006 9:27 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:27
34. Posted by muirgeo | October 13, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bow down before president Pelosi Republican serfs. She now has the power of Extraordinary Rendition. Anyone of you can be declared an enemy combatant with no Habeas rights and sent to a black ops prison cite in Syria with out ANYONE knowing it. Speaking of which...has any one seen Dennis?..Dick?....or George?
34. Posted by muirgeo | October 13, 2006 9:28 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:28
35. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 13, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: "Look people it's this simple: The poor vote overwhelmingly for "democrats". We want your vote so were going to do everything we can to make everyone poor."
35. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 13, 2006 9:29 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:29
36. Posted by R J Squiller | October 13, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... down the drain
36. Posted by R J Squiller | October 13, 2006 9:34 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:34
37. Posted by Vegas Vic | October 13, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....and standing beside here today is proof that Transgender operations don't always work, thanks to the policies of the Bush White House!
37. Posted by Vegas Vic | October 13, 2006 9:35 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:35
38. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 13, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Alright everyone. Coffeebreak's over. Back on your heads."
38. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 13, 2006 9:42 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:42
39. Posted by JAT | October 13, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I came this close to getting into that Harry Ried land deal too!
or
"I'm tellin' ya, I saw it and Kevin's was this big...Oh My Person of Higher Being (because I can't say God) had I know at the time I would have hired him as my Pageboy!"
39. Posted by JAT | October 13, 2006 9:42 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:42
40. Posted by Mighty Dwight | October 13, 2006 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: "Can anyone think of a good way to say backwards? Anyone?"
40. Posted by Mighty Dwight | October 13, 2006 9:44 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:44
41. Posted by John F Not Kerry | October 13, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Flanked by translators, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi addressed a rally of illegal immigrants, sharing the Democrats' "New Direction for America" agenda. "You are the hope for America's future," she said.
41. Posted by John F Not Kerry | October 13, 2006 9:49 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:49
42. Posted by Dodo David | October 13, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: "I didn't say that we Democrats will take America in the right direction. I said that we Democrats will take America in a new direction. Even if the direction is wrong, it still will be a new one."
42. Posted by Dodo David | October 13, 2006 9:49 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:49
43. Posted by No One of Consequence | October 13, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And what was really amazing was that Cheney had just gotten out of the pool..."
43. Posted by No One of Consequence | October 13, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:52
44. Posted by spurwing plover | October 13, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eltect nothing but demacrats and we will bring back onerous regulations more regulations more worthless and stupid laws and repeal of all tax cuts and nothing but tax and spend tax and spend tax and spend and we will not build a border fence we will return parts of the USA back to mexico
44. Posted by spurwing plover | October 13, 2006 9:55 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 09:55
45. Posted by kbiel | October 13, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The new direction is this way, unless, of course, a reporter asks, then it's that way."
45. Posted by kbiel | October 13, 2006 10:25 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:25
46. Posted by goptwins | October 13, 2006 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the amount of empty space between our collective ears.
46. Posted by goptwins | October 13, 2006 10:27 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:27
47. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 13, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DOWNHILL is a direction!
47. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 13, 2006 10:29 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:29
48. Posted by GeminiChuck | October 13, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What the fuck?
48. Posted by GeminiChuck | October 13, 2006 10:29 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:29
49. Posted by Mark | October 13, 2006 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When we get into power, your taxes will go up this much!
49. Posted by Mark | October 13, 2006 10:35 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:35
50. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 13, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I once caught a fish this long! No wait. This is the size of your gullibility if you believe anything I'm going to say as your new speaker of the house. You will need to call me "Queen Pelosi."
50. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 13, 2006 10:38 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:38
51. Posted by Opinionated Vogon | October 13, 2006 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We have a PLAN! Look... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!
51. Posted by Opinionated Vogon | October 13, 2006 10:43 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:43
52. Posted by skymuse | October 13, 2006 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These are not the droids you're looking for.
52. Posted by skymuse | October 13, 2006 10:45 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:45
53. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 13, 2006 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and further I would change the Army Slogan from Army Strong to Army Wrong"
53. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 13, 2006 10:53 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:53
54. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 13, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No. No. Of course 'a direction' is different than 'a plan'. First off, it's longer by two syllables, which means it's way more complicated. Second, it has a vector to it, so it's like, you know, pointed somewhere. Just take my word for it, they're completely different."
54. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 13, 2006 10:56 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 10:56
55. Posted by papalovesmambo | October 13, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"we're gonna win by thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much! and if we don't then we sue!"
55. Posted by papalovesmambo | October 13, 2006 11:03 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:03
56. Posted by jhow66 | October 13, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I did not have an a date with a skin stretcher.
56. Posted by jhow66 | October 13, 2006 11:06 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:06
57. Posted by Tango | October 13, 2006 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sure I'm for Oregon's Assisted Suicide laws but only after the November elections.
57. Posted by Tango | October 13, 2006 11:10 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:10
58. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And were gonna go to France and Istanbuhl and Kennebunkport and the Red states and were gonna take back the White house! Yeeeeehaaawwww!
Now you can all get back to work in my vineyards, And be sure to bring your brothers and sisters to my next fundraiser..
58. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 11:11 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:11
59. Posted by lawhawk | October 13, 2006 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A New Direction for (Air) America:
Bankruptcy.
Pelosi announces that the US will be turned into a 7/11 convenience store franchise. Free Slurpees for all!
What, me worry? Circling the drain is a direction.
The New Direction: Cut and Run
59. Posted by lawhawk | October 13, 2006 11:12 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:12
60. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
N.P. phone home!
60. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 11:14 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:14
61. Posted by Window Dressing | October 13, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi wows the crowd with an impromptu rendition of "Don't Cry For Me 'Oregon'"
"Don't cry for me OREGON
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance"
61. Posted by Window Dressing | October 13, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:20
62. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: What was the question?
Translator: Whats that green stuff on Your suit gringo-essa?
Pelosi: It is embalming fluid from My latest nip and tuck chico.
Anymore questions from You ........? I mean great americans..
Translator: Why did You march with Jerry Nadler and N.A.M.B.L.A.
Even child predators have a place in the Democratic party..
....silence....
62. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 11:33 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:33
63. Posted by Jeff | October 13, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, all together now WWWUUUUUUUUU BBBUUUUNNNDDDYYYY!!!
63. Posted by Jeff | October 13, 2006 11:39 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:39
64. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A NEW DIRECTION FOR AMERICA
Cut all of Bushs tax cuts and
Run this economy right into the crapper!!
64. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 11:43 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:43
65. Posted by John in CA | October 13, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the Dow closed at another record high, with unemployment at its lowest level in years, with the federal budget deficit cut in half three years sooner than promised, while a democratically-elected government takes the reins in Iraq, after five post-9/11 years without another terrorist attack in the US, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) promised that her party would take the country in a new direction
65. Posted by John in CA | October 13, 2006 11:46 AM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 11:46
66. Posted by Ebenezer | October 13, 2006 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A new direction for America - Down
66. Posted by Ebenezer | October 13, 2006 12:09 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 12:09
67. Posted by Jenna | October 13, 2006 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Drive hard, turn left, and we'll see you in victory lane!" So why don't the NASCAR Dads like us?
67. Posted by Jenna | October 13, 2006 12:28 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 12:28
68. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: "And that's how much skin they took off my face..."
68. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 12:29 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 12:29
69. Posted by That Hoosier Gal | October 13, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PELOSI:
Yes, when they ask what the New Direction is, hold your hands out, like this, in a comforting, welcoming manner and say, 'I can't tell you that right now, but rest assured, we have a plan to take America in a New Direction.' If they persist with the questioning, accuse them of being part of The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy. Does everyone understand?"
69. Posted by That Hoosier Gal | October 13, 2006 12:45 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 12:45
70. Posted by guido | October 13, 2006 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here's our plan. Everybody raise your hands, that's it, raise 'em higher, way over your head. C'mon, raise 'em like a Frenchman. Let's show our contrite sincerity to the world for the evil we've perpetrated and let's start negotiating with those brave freedom fighters George Bush's policies have created. All we need is a little understanding, we need to understand all of the bad things we've done to make them want to kill every man, woman and child in the free world.
Okinawa, here we come!
70. Posted by guido | October 13, 2006 12:46 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 12:46
71. Posted by jack oneil | October 13, 2006 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I would like to announce my resignation; I am leaving office to be with my two lovers. We will be making our own line of organic products under the name "A New Direction for America". We already have a line of humus ready to go!
71. Posted by jack oneil | October 13, 2006 1:04 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:04
72. Posted by COgirl | October 13, 2006 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're going to fix the economy.
72. Posted by COgirl | October 13, 2006 1:10 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:10
73. Posted by Hodink | October 13, 2006 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I hate these two. And I hate you. How's that for a new direction?"
73. Posted by Hodink | October 13, 2006 1:17 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:17
74. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I actually voted to pay My illegals a livable wage, before I voted against it!
74. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 1:26 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:26
75. Posted by La Mano | October 13, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi explained the banner typo, "We have a new erection for America. ALL women will, at last, be sated."
75. Posted by La Mano | October 13, 2006 1:29 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:29
76. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dont cry for me America
the truth is I never liked you...
All through my San Fran days...
My meaningless existence...
I won't keep my promise...
Now keep your distance..."
76. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 1:32 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:32
77. Posted by Pat | October 13, 2006 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We would've had an actual flag with us, but we thought you people would've been a bit offended by patriotism."
77. Posted by Pat | October 13, 2006 1:33 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:33
78. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mexicans row your boat ashore..hallelujah
Muslims row your boat ashore..hallelujah
A new day is coming my friends.
78. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 1:34 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:34
79. Posted by hermie | October 13, 2006 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Now in my right hand, I hold the Democrat plan for Social security, and in my left I hold the plan for fighting terrorism.'
'The Democrat plan for the economy is...well you can't see it right now. It's in a deep, dark, safe place. But we'll let you see it in January....Unless that prune danish kicks in within the next minute.'
79. Posted by hermie | October 13, 2006 1:40 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 13:40
80. Posted by Brad | October 13, 2006 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where did everyone go?
80. Posted by Brad | October 13, 2006 2:18 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 14:18
81. Posted by sentinel | October 13, 2006 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and a fair wage for this Mexican gentleman on my right and the little Asian boy on my left...
81. Posted by sentinel | October 13, 2006 2:23 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 14:23
82. Posted by Brant | October 13, 2006 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I have a nude erection for America, and its THIS big"
82. Posted by Brant | October 13, 2006 2:24 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 14:24
83. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: Does anybody here know where I put My surgi sponge's?? Im leaking again!
83. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 2:26 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 14:26
84. Posted by Charles V | October 13, 2006 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We will dig a whole to China", said Pelosi.
84. Posted by Charles V | October 13, 2006 3:05 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 15:05
85. Posted by Charles V | October 13, 2006 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We will dig a hole to China", said Pelosi.
85. Posted by Charles V | October 13, 2006 3:06 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 15:06
86. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | October 13, 2006 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello , welcome to America.......
Hey uhhh , we are unarmed!.......
WAIT A SECOND!....WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE!......
SWOOOOSH! .........SSSPLAT!
"APPEASMENT ACCOMPLISHED"
86. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | October 13, 2006 3:57 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 15:57
87. Posted by Notorious G.O.P. | October 13, 2006 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So last week I said, "Sure, I'll be happy to take over Air America." Now that I have some experiece, I am ready to apply it on a bigger stage.
87. Posted by Notorious G.O.P. | October 13, 2006 4:19 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 16:19
88. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Come on everyone, it's easy...it goes "Allah Akbar"..See? That wasn't so hard now was it"
88. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 4:36 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 16:36
89. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And on my left, our token Asian constituent...and on my right, Ted Kennedy."
89. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 4:43 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 16:43
90. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: The stock market closed at what today?
Sheesh I just made another 10 million bucks! Sorry suckers Im voting GOP..HA HA HA
90. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 5:10 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 17:10
91. Posted by VagaBond | October 13, 2006 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then Bill said it was this long...
91. Posted by VagaBond | October 13, 2006 5:23 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 17:23
92. Posted by macofromoc | October 13, 2006 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Did somebody say Windbag Weekend Contest?" Nancy Pelosi
92. Posted by macofromoc | October 13, 2006 5:33 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 17:33
93. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snakes on a Platform!
93. Posted by Peter F. | October 13, 2006 5:45 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 17:45
94. Posted by Knightbrigade | October 13, 2006 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A NEW DIRECTION FOR AMERICA"
Here to show our dedication to a new direction,
(KIM JON IL) and (ROSIE O'DONNEL)
94. Posted by Knightbrigade | October 13, 2006 5:46 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 17:46
95. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Campaign cash for commies..
95. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 5:48 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 17:48
96. Posted by Dan Melson | October 13, 2006 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reach up from underneath. Grasp the handle firmly. Pull down and you will first hear a trickling sound, followed by a mighty FLUSH!
96. Posted by Dan Melson | October 13, 2006 6:57 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 18:57
97. Posted by RON | October 13, 2006 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't belive believe it... Benny Hanna is pinching my ass!
97. Posted by RON | October 13, 2006 7:53 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 19:53
98. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There She is........ Ms Air America
98. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 8:58 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 20:58
99. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After a failed bid for the Whitehouse Nancy Pelosi (Dem)CA pulls a McKinney and double bitchslaps 2 flunkys in an apparent outburst of emotions..
Charges were summarily dropped.
99. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2006 9:17 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 21:17
100. Posted by bullwinkle | October 13, 2006 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hence the term assembly line.
100. Posted by bullwinkle | October 13, 2006 9:24 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2006 21:24
101. Posted by Kevin | October 14, 2006 4:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I do'nt know what direction, my husband would'nt pull over and ask for directions at the UN like I told him to"
101. Posted by Kevin | October 14, 2006 4:24 AM |
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Posted on October 14, 2006 04:24
102. Posted by Clyde | October 14, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy sez, "I want a Newd Irection THIS BIG!"
102. Posted by Clyde | October 14, 2006 7:21 AM |
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Posted on October 14, 2006 07:21
103. Posted by Spike | October 14, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
C'mon. You gotta like one of these slogans. It's expensive coming up with these stupid themes and printing them on huge banners. Are you that much dumber than we think you are?
103. Posted by Spike | October 14, 2006 8:46 AM |
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Posted on October 14, 2006 08:46
104. Posted by Spike | October 14, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm going to take a "Culture of Curruption" this big and shove it up your ass, if you can't get excited with this new slogan.
104. Posted by Spike | October 14, 2006 9:11 AM |
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Posted on October 14, 2006 09:11
105. Posted by Dirty Harry | October 14, 2006 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bin Laden... We surrender!
105. Posted by Dirty Harry | October 14, 2006 6:48 PM |
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Posted on October 14, 2006 18:48
106. Posted by Henry | October 14, 2006 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In this new direction we are changing our name from the Party of Democracy, to the party of Allah...HIZB'ALLAH!
106. Posted by Henry | October 14, 2006 8:05 PM |
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Posted on October 14, 2006 20:05
107. Posted by Jason | October 15, 2006 12:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Alright, who's the smartass who put the extra 'A' and 'RICA' on my sign?"
107. Posted by Jason | October 15, 2006 12:12 AM |
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Posted on October 15, 2006 00:12
108. Posted by elliot | October 15, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
and last but not least, I'm looking for a man....ahem, need I say more.
108. Posted by elliot | October 15, 2006 10:05 AM |
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Posted on October 15, 2006 10:05
109. Posted by Dave G. | October 15, 2006 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
.........I'm shattered...Shattered,Shattered.....
109. Posted by Dave G. | October 15, 2006 4:41 PM |
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Posted on October 15, 2006 16:41
110. Posted by Kevin | October 16, 2006 2:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
110. Posted by Kevin | October 16, 2006 2:38 AM |
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Posted on October 16, 2006 02:38