This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ drew an enormous response, with many excellent entries, as there was much to mock. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:
1) (Aaron's cc:) - "Once, twice, three times a despot."
2) (914) - "Red rover red rover send Hugo right over."
3) (Justrand) - "You look fine; I'm sure you'll be back on your feet and oppressing your people in no time!"
Honorable Mention
4) (yo) - "You had me at 'hola'"
5) (mellow mel) - "The Menendez brothers sent us matching shirts, aren't they nice boys?"
6) (sentinel) - "Jesus, his arm came off...what do I do?"
The Ripped From The Fake Headlines Award goes to:
(Schulz) - "A Lebanese man is reunited with his father at Hariri Hospital after both were injured in an Israeli air raid in the southern city of Blyda, July 24, 2006. REUTERS/Adnan Hajj (LEBANON)"
Until next Friday...



Comments (7)
Someone mentioned this in t... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Pat | August 21, 2006 2:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Someone mentioned this in the original contest; that photo is clearly photoshopped. Just look at Chavez's neck. Either that or he's got some serious gang green problems due to his countries health care suckiness.
1. Posted by Pat | August 21, 2006 2:49 AM |
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Posted on August 21, 2006 02:49
2. Posted by mellow mel | August 21, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks, fifth place is ok.....
2. Posted by mellow mel | August 21, 2006 9:39 AM |
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Posted on August 21, 2006 09:39
3. Posted by yo | August 21, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat, I think you just need to get a better monitor. The only problem, that I can see, with Chavez's neck is that his head is still attached to it.
3. Posted by yo | August 21, 2006 10:24 AM |
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Posted on August 21, 2006 10:24
4. Posted by Aaron's cc: | August 21, 2006 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No links to the winners? Ow.
But thanks for the shout-out.
4. Posted by Aaron's cc: | August 21, 2006 3:50 PM |
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Posted on August 21, 2006 15:50
5. Posted by 914 | August 22, 2006 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank You .. I love this contest ..its so fun.
How about?
Make the world go away? Put Your hand on My boulder's..
Or: Hi, Im Hugego.. Would You like Me to photoshop My package??
Or: You jack? Me off.. So I can rule in Cuba..You jack me off.. so I can stand on clouds..I am strong when the Dem's defend Me..
Or the rather nondesript: Now U can tell by the way I use My cxxx Im a commie man .. no time to talk... U use oil to push My boil to a place somewhere in ghanistan.. now its all around ..Its underground.. and U can look the other way ..Or U can try to understand.. and give Bin laden a helping hand..Whether Your a demmie or a femmie..Im barely stayin alive stayin alive..Narcotics are a comin and Me and Hugo are slummin yeah were feedin the hive feedin the hive..Ha hah hah hah..
courting a briiiiide-------_____------
Anyway.. thanks a lot /Jeff
5. Posted by 914 | August 22, 2006 8:21 PM |
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Posted on August 22, 2006 20:21
6. Posted by 914 | August 22, 2006 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chavez: Do I get to take U doggie style tonight??
Fidel: Is there any other way??
6. Posted by 914 | August 22, 2006 8:31 PM |
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Posted on August 22, 2006 20:31
7. Posted by 914 | August 22, 2006 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I french U? Would U run to the U.N.??
7. Posted by 914 | August 22, 2006 9:48 PM |
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Posted on August 22, 2006 21:48