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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: August 11, 2006 - 7:01 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Photo via SI.com


Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last weeks winners.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (104)

Have you heard about this n... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Parker | August 11, 2006 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Parker:

Have you heard about this new deodorant called "Umpire"?

1. Posted by Parker | August 11, 2006 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 07:25

They have a blue pill now f... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Jumpinjoe | August 11, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

They have a blue pill now for that condition.

2. Posted by Jumpinjoe | August 11, 2006 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 07:28

Okay, I'll say it since no ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by AughtSix | August 11, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AughtSix:

Okay, I'll say it since no one else has...

Baseball, it's a game of inches.

3. Posted by AughtSix | August 11, 2006 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 07:31

Strike? I call that a ball.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by CZ | August 11, 2006 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

Strike? I call that a ball..

4. Posted by CZ | August 11, 2006 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 07:32

"Look again, see no balls. ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by RightWinger Buckeye | August 11, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RightWinger Buckeye:

"Look again, see no balls. Just like a DimOcrat"

5. Posted by RightWinger Buckeye | August 11, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 07:35

"You're Out!"... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by trixie maple | August 11, 2006 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trixie maple:

"You're Out!"

6. Posted by trixie maple | August 11, 2006 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 07:38

"Pull my finger.... c'mon, ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Candy | August 11, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Candy:

"Pull my finger.... c'mon, I got one RIGHT HERE! Pull it quick!"

7. Posted by Candy | August 11, 2006 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 07:52

There's the reason you don'... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by bullwinkle | August 11, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

There's the reason you don't know the difference between balls and strikes. Are you French or something?

8. Posted by bullwinkle | August 11, 2006 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 07:58

"Rick, this is totally a ba... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by V the K | August 11, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
V the K:

"Rick, this is totally a bad time to flash back to telling the police where the bad man touched you."

9. Posted by V the K | August 11, 2006 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:12

"Pinky dick! Pinky dick! Um... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by V the K | August 11, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
V the K:

"Pinky dick! Pinky dick! Ump has got a pinky dick!"

10. Posted by V the K | August 11, 2006 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:13

"You call that a bat. That... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Eric | August 11, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

"You call that a bat. That's not a bat. Now THIS is a bat."

11. Posted by Eric | August 11, 2006 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:14

As part of their training, ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by V the K | August 11, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
V the K:

As part of their training, umpires at the Little League World Series are shown this "Good Touch/Bad Touch" video.

12. Posted by V the K | August 11, 2006 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:16

Running with bullwinkle's:<... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jay Tea | August 11, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

Running with bullwinkle's:

"All strikes and no balls, and you're in a game you can't win. Are you an umpire or a Frenchman?"

J.

13. Posted by Jay Tea | August 11, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:18

Astros outfielder Willie Ta... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Tango | August 11, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Astros outfielder Willie Taveras points out a suspicious stain on umpire Dan Iassogna's trousers during a recent game. Said Taveras after the game, "I've seen those stains before. My mother would always complain about those stains when she was doing my wash. She wouldd say, 'Willie you a spanking the monkey again?' Dan says he dropped a glazed donut on his lap before the game started but I don't know...didn't think he was a monkey slapper."

14. Posted by Tango | August 11, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:18

Baseball Player: "Dude, do ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Eric | August 11, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Baseball Player: "Dude, do sell hot dogs?"

Umpire:" Uhh! No!"

Baseball Player: "Well then close your fly."

15. Posted by Eric | August 11, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:18

"It's been corked."... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"It's been corked."

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:23

"There's too much pine pitc... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"There's too much pine pitch on the grip"

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:24

That'll never cut it in the... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

That'll never cut it in the bull pen

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:25

I said 'play ball' not 'pla... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I said 'play ball' not 'play with balls.'

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:26

"I thought that rule was on... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I thought that rule was only in Golf, when you don't hit past the ladies' tees."

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:29

Player to Umpire: "I recogn... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Player to Umpire: "I recognize you now. You're that guy in the Ghostbusters movie, the one that Bill Murray said had no . . . or so he heard."

21. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:31

"That why they call ya batb... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"That why they call ya batboy?"

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:36

"That is to a tobacco juice... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"That is to a tobacco juice stain."

23. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:38

Player to Umpire: "It's no ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Player to Umpire: "It's no wonder that you can't call balls. You don't have any."

24. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:38

Player to Umpire: "Dude, zi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Player to Umpire: "Dude, zip up your pants. I don't want to see where you had your sex-change operation."

25. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:52

It does so touch the ground... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by SurfinKC | August 11, 2006 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SurfinKC:

It does so touch the ground! Don't make me take it out!

26. Posted by SurfinKC | August 11, 2006 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 08:52

OK, so why is it you put pi... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by plebe | August 11, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

OK, so why is it you put pine-tar on that then, huh?

27. Posted by plebe | August 11, 2006 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:00

" Bottom line is... we're a... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 11, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

" Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead. "

28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 11, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:01

Hey, My Cup Hath Runneth Ov... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Todd | August 11, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

Hey, My Cup Hath Runneth Over to Your Own!

29. Posted by Todd | August 11, 2006 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:04

Mines bigger then Yours! Mi... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by 914 | August 11, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Mines bigger then Yours! Mines bigger then Yours!

30. Posted by 914 | August 11, 2006 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:06

Rocker said you were dick, ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by plebe | August 11, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

Rocker said you were dick, but there's kids here dude.

31. Posted by plebe | August 11, 2006 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:06

Remember when Ruth "called ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by plebe | August 11, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plebe:

Remember when Ruth "called his shot" in the '32 World Series? yeah, step off Karl or i'm "callin" mine right now

32. Posted by plebe | August 11, 2006 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:12

Dude, I'm telling you, that... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Scott | August 11, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Dude, I'm telling you, that is dressing LEFT!

33. Posted by Scott | August 11, 2006 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:12

"...but you said its the se... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...but you said its the seventh inning stretch."

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:14

That is a foul ball, you sh... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Cox | August 11, 2006 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cox:

That is a foul ball, you should get it looked at!

35. Posted by Cox | August 11, 2006 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:20

"Is that a gun in your pant... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Yosemite Sam | August 11, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yosemite Sam:

"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

36. Posted by Yosemite Sam | August 11, 2006 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:22

"Is that a gun in your pant... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Yosemite Sam | August 11, 2006 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yosemite Sam:

"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

37. Posted by Yosemite Sam | August 11, 2006 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:23

Who do you think you are? ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by COgirl | August 11, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
COgirl:

Who do you think you are? Bill Clinton?

38. Posted by COgirl | August 11, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:27

First you start scooting up... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 11, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

First you start scooting up real close to the catcher. Then you start calling strikes on me when they were clearly balls just to make the catcher like you. So don't start pointing Mr. Happy at me then get that dumb look on your face like 'I don't know what you're talking about".

39. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 11, 2006 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:30

"Big hitter huh? you're not... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Big hitter huh? you're not even getting to first base."

40. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:37

Is that thing corked or wha... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by 914 | August 11, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Is that thing corked or what?

41. Posted by 914 | August 11, 2006 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:52

Woah! It looks like a penis... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by brainy435 | August 11, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Woah! It looks like a penis...only smaller.

42. Posted by brainy435 | August 11, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:55

Hey ump, your mitt is open.... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by jeff | August 11, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jeff:

Hey ump, your mitt is open.

43. Posted by jeff | August 11, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:55

What? You are going to thro... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jeff | August 11, 2006 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

What? You are going to throw me out for arguing balls & strikes? Now that would be a premature ejection.

44. Posted by Jeff | August 11, 2006 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 09:59

"Didn't your mama tell you ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Tefon93 | August 11, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tefon93:

"Didn't your mama tell you you'd go blind if you didn't leave that thing alone?"

45. Posted by Tefon93 | August 11, 2006 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 10:01

HEY YOUR FLY IS OPEN AND YO... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by krazy kagu | August 11, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
krazy kagu:

HEY YOUR FLY IS OPEN AND YOUR HORSE IS GETTING OUT

46. Posted by krazy kagu | August 11, 2006 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 10:02

Another batting dispute res... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Adjustah | August 11, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

Another batting dispute resolved by "Rock, Scissors, Penis"...

47. Posted by Adjustah | August 11, 2006 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 10:11

Is that pine tar?... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Spike | August 11, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Is that pine tar?

48. Posted by Spike | August 11, 2006 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 10:22

"THEY ARE OUTTA HERE!!!"</p... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by VagaBond | August 11, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

"THEY ARE OUTTA HERE!!!"

49. Posted by VagaBond | August 11, 2006 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 10:50

Player says <a href="http:/... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by markm | August 11, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

Player says http://yupislyr.com/drewmike/redirect.php?file=/3/seeweiner.wav

50. Posted by markm | August 11, 2006 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 10:56

Hmmmm."Is that pen... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by ed | August 11, 2006 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ed:

Hmmmm.

"Is that penis for Odin?"

51. Posted by ed | August 11, 2006 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:01

The above link apparently h... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by markm | August 11, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

The above link apparently has to be copied and pasted for some reason. Sorry.

52. Posted by markm | August 11, 2006 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:03

Willie Mays Hayes: What the... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Falze | August 11, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been umping in?

Ump Vaughn: California Penal...

Willie Mays Hayes: I can see that.

Ump Vaughn: Shut up and get in the box.

53. Posted by Falze | August 11, 2006 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:09

Brokeback baseball.... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Bill | August 11, 2006 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill:

Brokeback baseball.

54. Posted by Bill | August 11, 2006 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:28

"Three strokes & you... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Diane | August 11, 2006 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

"Three strokes & you're out!"

55. Posted by Diane | August 11, 2006 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:31

I'm telling you. That is d... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Vicky | August 11, 2006 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vicky:

I'm telling you. That is definately above the knees. So it had to be a strike.

56. Posted by Vicky | August 11, 2006 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:33

How's it hangin'?... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Socratease | August 11, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Socratease:

How's it hangin'?

57. Posted by Socratease | August 11, 2006 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:42

Is that a bat in your pocke... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by jbwbubba | August 11, 2006 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbwbubba:

Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

58. Posted by jbwbubba | August 11, 2006 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:44

If you quit pointing at me,... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by John in CA | August 11, 2006 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

If you quit pointing at me, I'll quit pointing at you

59. Posted by John in CA | August 11, 2006 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:50

"Your Calling This Game Wit... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by radio free fred | August 11, 2006 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Your Calling This Game With The Wrong Head!!!"

60. Posted by radio free fred | August 11, 2006 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 11:52

Umpire: "That's not my bat'... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Faith+1 | August 11, 2006 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Umpire: "That's not my bat'n'balls buddy....those extend down to my shoe."

61. Posted by Faith+1 | August 11, 2006 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 12:00

TAVARES: you call that a w... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by AstrosFan | August 11, 2006 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AstrosFan:

TAVARES: you call that a willie?

UMPIRE: Shut up Willie! At least it can get a hit....

62. Posted by AstrosFan | August 11, 2006 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 12:07

That's what happens when yo... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Murdoc | August 11, 2006 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Murdoc:

That's what happens when you hit the juice...

63. Posted by Murdoc | August 11, 2006 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 12:22

Hey ump, you need to be dow... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by moseby | August 11, 2006 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

Hey ump, you need to be down on your knees if you're gonna keep blowin calls like that!!!

64. Posted by moseby | August 11, 2006 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 12:43

"Just a little closer an... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by physics geek | August 11, 2006 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

"Just a little closer and my man-crush fantasy will become a reality."

or

"Hey, I ain't the only one sportin' some wood around here."

65. Posted by physics geek | August 11, 2006 12:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 12:53

You put your left foot in a... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by vero | August 11, 2006 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
vero:

You put your left foot in and then your right foot out, then turn your self around.

66. Posted by vero | August 11, 2006 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 13:03

ESPN commentator:wel... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Scotty | August 11, 2006 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotty:

ESPN commentator:
well here we are at day 3 of the world finals of rock, paper, scissors and the "one finger" or "dynamite" controversy continues..

67. Posted by Scotty | August 11, 2006 1:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 13:05

"You wouldn't know a ball i... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"You wouldn't know a ball if you saw one!"

68. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 13:13

"You tell the Commissioner ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by hermie | August 11, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

"You tell the Commissioner I use steroids, and I'll tell the press you're on Viagra!"

69. Posted by hermie | August 11, 2006 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 13:28

"Ball, two."... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Jeff | August 11, 2006 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

"Ball, two."

70. Posted by Jeff | August 11, 2006 1:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 13:51

"HEY MANAGER! YOU WERE WRON... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"HEY MANAGER! YOU WERE WRONG! HE HAS 'EM!"

71. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 2:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 14:02

"I see they finally dropped... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I see they finally dropped."

72. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 14:03

Player to Umpire: "Look! Yo... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Player to Umpire: "Look! You left your barn door open . . . and your barn is empty."

73. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 14:03

Player: Dude, get outta my ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Falze | August 11, 2006 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Player: Dude, get outta my face, I'm hitting lefty!

Ump: I said 'no'. Get your rear in the righty box and batter up.

Player: Man, I'm sorry about what I said about your momma after you called me out last time, let me go over to the lefty box!

74. Posted by Falze | August 11, 2006 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 14:52

Player: You did NOT make it... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Falze | August 11, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Player: You did NOT make it disappear! I can see the card in your hand!

Ump: Bull. Look, you're not getting your quarter back, that's the best magic trick you'll see on a baseball field now that Ozzie's retired. Now shut up before I make that bat disappear.

75. Posted by Falze | August 11, 2006 3:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 15:01

"Look, right there. It's pr... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Look, right there. It's proof you've been hangin' out with Barry Bonds."

76. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 3:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 15:16

"You call that a Louisville... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"You call that a Louisville Slugger!?"

77. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 3:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 15:18

Hey Buddy. One step closer ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Baklava | August 11, 2006 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baklava:

Hey Buddy. One step closer and I'll touch you.

78. Posted by Baklava | August 11, 2006 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 15:29

"I'm not touching you! I'm ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Adjustah | August 11, 2006 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

"I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! La-la-la-la-la-la! I'm still not touching you!"

79. Posted by Adjustah | August 11, 2006 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 15:32

"Omigod, its a double heade... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Omigod, its a double header."

80. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 11, 2006 3:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 15:33

"I've hit against the Big U... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I've hit against the Big Unit. And that's no Big Unit."

81. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 5:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 17:03

"Let's play two!.....On sec... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Let's play two!.....On second thought..."

(With a nod to Mr. Dill for the inspiration.)

82. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2006 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 17:56

"Now I know what your wife ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by radlin | August 11, 2006 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radlin:

"Now I know what your wife meant."

83. Posted by radlin | August 11, 2006 6:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 18:03

Player: "You French umpires... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Player: "You French umpires are all alike, all strikes and no balls, and there [pointing] is the proof."

84. Posted by Dodo David | August 11, 2006 6:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 18:31

Ump: "You agreed that evens... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Faith+1 | August 11, 2006 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Ump: "You agreed that evens would be a strike and odds it would be a ball. One plus one is two. Even. It's a strike!"

85. Posted by Faith+1 | August 11, 2006 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 19:14

Ump: Why am I paralyzed?</... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Timmer | August 11, 2006 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Ump: Why am I paralyzed?

Astro: Ummmm, the ball is imbedded in your cup...you should feel it in three...two...one.

86. Posted by Timmer | August 11, 2006 8:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 20:08

Look sport, if I wouldn't p... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Look sport, if I wouldn't pull your finger I'm sure as hell not pulling that!

87. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 8:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 20:55

I take it the infield fly r... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 8:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I take it the infield fly rule is not in effect?

88. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 8:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 20:57

Ya know, it was a stain jus... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ya know, it was a stain just like that on Lewinski's dress that got a president impeached.

89. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 8:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 20:58

What's with the little blue... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 9:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

What's with the little blue acorn? It's not that cold...

90. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 9:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 21:00

Miss one more call like tha... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Miss one more call like that and you'll really know the meaning of suicide squeeze.

91. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 9:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 21:02

Dios mio! Es el tenedor de... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Dios mio! Es el tenedor del Diablo!

92. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 11, 2006 9:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 21:05

If I hit both those balls i... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Don | August 11, 2006 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don:

If I hit both those balls is it counted as a double?

93. Posted by Don | August 11, 2006 9:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 21:28

You call that... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Stuart S. | August 11, 2006 11:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stuart S.:

You call that a bat?!?!

94. Posted by Stuart S. | August 11, 2006 11:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 11, 2006 23:35

"I'm not comfortable discus... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by JimK | August 12, 2006 12:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"I'm not comfortable discussing this in front of all these people Bob, but yeah, that, right there. She said the tattoo is ridiculous and that's why she wants to leave you."

95. Posted by JimK | August 12, 2006 12:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2006 00:06

Who are you calling field-n... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by field-negro | August 12, 2006 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
field-negro:

Who are you calling field-negro?

96. Posted by field-negro | August 12, 2006 12:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2006 00:43

"Your wife said your winkie... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Hodink | August 12, 2006 1:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Your wife said your winkie is the size of your little finger."

97. Posted by Hodink | August 12, 2006 1:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2006 01:13

Fans, any use or re-use of ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by guido | August 12, 2006 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Fans, any use or re-use of this broadcast and the pointing at of umpiring genitalia is strictly
prohibited without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

98. Posted by guido | August 12, 2006 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2006 14:46

Garcia makes a play at the ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 12, 2006 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Garcia makes a play at the plate, but the ump will have none of it.

99. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 12, 2006 4:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2006 16:53

"Your wife said your winkie... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Hodink | August 12, 2006 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Your wife said your winkie is the size of your little finger."

LOL
This was supposed to be.

"Your wife said your winkie is the size of your pinkie."

100. Posted by Hodink | August 12, 2006 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2006 17:30

"Hey, forget about Bonds! A... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | August 12, 2006 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"Hey, forget about Bonds! Are they testing you umps for 'roids? They should; that 'thing' is as shriveled as Joan River's ass and is wilting like a rose in the
Texas sun."

101. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | August 12, 2006 8:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2006 20:30

"Freeze Frame"... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2006 3:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Freeze Frame"

102. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2006 3:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2006 03:42

Tavares points out to the u... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by John Ruberry | August 13, 2006 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Ruberry:

Tavares points out to the umpire why they got swept in last year's World Series...they don't have balls.

103. Posted by John Ruberry | August 13, 2006 7:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2006 19:39

Update: <a href="htt... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Kevin | August 14, 2006 2:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

104. Posted by Kevin | August 14, 2006 2:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 14, 2006 02:28




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