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(2007) An businessman from ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Yogurt | August 4, 2006 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(2007) An businessman from Greater Isreal unveils his sunflower farm in the former Damascus.
1. Posted by Yogurt | August 4, 2006 7:18 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:18
2. Posted by bullwinkle | August 4, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not that plain, the other plain.
2. Posted by bullwinkle | August 4, 2006 7:30 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:30
3. Posted by Eric | August 4, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An Inconvenient Truth: Sunflowers cause Global Warming.
3. Posted by Eric | August 4, 2006 7:39 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:39
4. Posted by Jody | August 4, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If life gives you sun, make sun flowers.
4. Posted by Jody | August 4, 2006 7:40 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:40
5. Posted by Teflon | August 4, 2006 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[cue generic Democratic Party response ad ominous music]
Back in the Clinton Administration, this was a field full of flowers as far as the eye could see. But thanks to tax cuts for the wealthiest 1% of Americans....
5. Posted by Teflon | August 4, 2006 7:45 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:45
6. Posted by JAT | August 4, 2006 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jimmy Carter's peanut farm - a victim of Reaganomics.
or
Murtha: “I call on the President to recall all of our sunflowers from the Middle East now before this mess turns into a quagmire.”
6. Posted by JAT | August 4, 2006 7:46 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:46
7. Posted by Kyrie | August 4, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But at least it's a DRY heat!
7. Posted by Kyrie | August 4, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:48
8. Posted by Robb H | August 4, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The farmers import of Dearborn Muslim Dayworkers failed, as the farmer stated, "I said they need plenty of WATER and SUNLIGHT, Not SADR and ANTI-SEMITES!!"
8. Posted by Robb H | August 4, 2006 7:51 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:51
9. Posted by Snurfle | August 4, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new Triffid brigade of the Texas National Guard approaching the Mexican border
9. Posted by Snurfle | August 4, 2006 7:51 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 07:51
10. Posted by Dodo David | August 4, 2006 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Professor Higgins: "Eliza, repeat after me. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."
Eliza Doolittle: "Not any more, Professor. Haven't you heard of global warming?"
10. Posted by Dodo David | August 4, 2006 8:07 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 08:07
11. Posted by goddessoftheclassroom | August 4, 2006 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bloom where you're planted.
11. Posted by goddessoftheclassroom | August 4, 2006 8:08 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 08:08
12. Posted by Billski | August 4, 2006 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*POP* I knew I shoulda made that left turn in Albuquerque!
12. Posted by Billski | August 4, 2006 8:08 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 08:08
13. Posted by JimK | August 4, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Secret Service agent to President Bush:
"No, listen one more time. It's a metaphor! See the desert of the Middle East is the cracked earth and democracy is the flower.
"Yeah. Still not seein' it."
"Nevermind. It's just a pretty flower, Sir."
13. Posted by JimK | August 4, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 08:30
14. Posted by markm | August 4, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry: "If I were president, this wouldn't have happened".
14. Posted by markm | August 4, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 08:39
15. Posted by Pat Mebles | August 4, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know, this used to be all desert. But now, with Global Warming, the precious land has started to grow plants. DAMN YOU, GEORGE BUSH!!!
15. Posted by Pat Mebles | August 4, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 08:47
16. Posted by SurfinKC | August 4, 2006 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The DNC's answer to border security.
16. Posted by SurfinKC | August 4, 2006 8:57 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 08:57
17. Posted by HeyMike | August 4, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry: "If I were president, this wouldn't have happened".
markm wins---thanks for the laugh!
17. Posted by HeyMike | August 4, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 09:09
18. Posted by DaveD | August 4, 2006 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Democrat's worst nightmare: thriving without public assistance.
18. Posted by DaveD | August 4, 2006 9:13 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 09:13
19. Posted by Corky Boyd | August 4, 2006 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Portrait of Israel after Hisbollah has taken control.
19. Posted by Corky Boyd | August 4, 2006 9:19 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 09:19
20. Posted by USMC Pilot | August 4, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the year 19,217 life has proven its resiliency in Terhan.
20. Posted by USMC Pilot | August 4, 2006 9:28 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 09:28
21. Posted by epador | August 4, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look on the Sunny Side of Life!"
[cue whispered singing of the souls of all Islamofascist martyrs as their ashes fertilize new peace and prosperity in the Middle East]
21. Posted by epador | August 4, 2006 9:42 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 09:42
22. Posted by tarheelcon | August 4, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The catastrophic shortage of sunflowers, as seen here, led MLB commissioner Bud Selig to suspend the 2006 season citing a low supply of sunflower seeds.
22. Posted by tarheelcon | August 4, 2006 9:49 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 09:49
23. Posted by skymuse | August 4, 2006 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hizbullah today released this photo of the new Lebanese poppy fields. They blame Israel for the weakness of the product.
23. Posted by skymuse | August 4, 2006 9:56 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 09:56
24. Posted by Eman | August 4, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Save us, Al Gore!!! Save us!
24. Posted by Eman | August 4, 2006 10:01 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 10:01
25. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 4, 2006 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nutroots farmers pledged to plant a seed for every candidate supported by the gang at Daily Kos.
25. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 4, 2006 10:08 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 10:08
26. Posted by Weegie | August 4, 2006 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the Robert Mugabe Excellence in Agriculture Award goes to...
26. Posted by Weegie | August 4, 2006 10:09 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 10:09
27. Posted by FreakyBoy | August 4, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Close-up photos reveal that Helen Thomas’ moustache is not made of hair.
27. Posted by FreakyBoy | August 4, 2006 10:11 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 10:11
28. Posted by pedrovex | August 4, 2006 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sunflower "just between us, I prefer the moon"
28. Posted by pedrovex | August 4, 2006 10:15 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 10:15
29. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 4, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HEY! Where are my 72 Virgins?!
29. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 4, 2006 10:24 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 10:24
30. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 4, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The New York Times has just learned of the existence of high-tech "sunflower" surveillance units, responsible for the capture of thousands of terrorists. They can be found at the following locations...
30. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 4, 2006 10:28 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 10:28
31. Posted by Doug | August 4, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am the Conservative oasis in the desert of Liberalism
31. Posted by Doug | August 4, 2006 10:29 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 10:29
32. Posted by John in CA | August 4, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ten years later, as the radiation levels died down, 300-foot-tall sunflowers began to grow in the rolling hills of the former Islamic Republic of Iran
32. Posted by John in CA | August 4, 2006 11:08 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:08
33. Posted by La Mano | August 4, 2006 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blooming vet. Down on my luck.
WILL SEED FOR WATER"
33. Posted by La Mano | August 4, 2006 11:11 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:11
34. Posted by La Mano | August 4, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"BUSH LIED; FLOWERS DIED!"
"BUSH LIED; FLOWERS DIED!"
"BUSH LIED; FLOWERS DIED!"
34. Posted by La Mano | August 4, 2006 11:15 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:15
35. Posted by jdub | August 4, 2006 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"israel"
35. Posted by jdub | August 4, 2006 11:17 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:17
36. Posted by sentinel | August 4, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm so ronery...
36. Posted by sentinel | August 4, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:20
37. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Here comes the Sun"
37. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 11:33 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:33
38. Posted by scotty | August 4, 2006 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tonight on ABCBSNBC, the year is 2012 and global warming has destroyed the planet...
38. Posted by scotty | August 4, 2006 11:34 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:34
39. Posted by Marc Alan McCall Pascual | August 4, 2006 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zapatero's "Sunflowers for Social Justice" program is the first casualty in Spain's war with drought
39. Posted by Marc Alan McCall Pascual | August 4, 2006 11:37 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:37
40. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Im thirsty
40. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 11:40 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 11:40
41. Posted by McCain | August 4, 2006 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Environmentalists lobby to preserve another important wetland habitat.
41. Posted by McCain | August 4, 2006 12:05 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 12:05
42. Posted by Stevester | August 4, 2006 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Whitney, Crack doesn't kill!!!!
42. Posted by Stevester | August 4, 2006 12:08 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 12:08
43. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gores field of dreams
43. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 12:09 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 12:09
44. Posted by plainslow | August 4, 2006 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now that hezbolah is gone, come grow with us.
"Lebonan Rotary Club"
44. Posted by plainslow | August 4, 2006 12:10 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 12:10
45. Posted by AB in SC | August 4, 2006 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What it feels like to be a conservative governor in Massachusetts.
45. Posted by AB in SC | August 4, 2006 12:19 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 12:19
46. Posted by Tango | August 4, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Testing continues on these genetically engineered sunflowers designed to suck up water like Mel Gibson sucks down rum and cokes. The Hydro-gorge sunflower program was developed to back-up the levy system in New Orleans. Mayor Ray Nagin has been quoted as saying, "These sunflowers will suck those last dribbles right off my wing-ding. I plan on having one next to my commode…makes clean-ups a breeze."
46. Posted by Tango | August 4, 2006 12:49 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 12:49
47. Posted by Hodink | August 4, 2006 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crocked Anti-Semite Dries Out
(Presidential Candidate In 2008?)
47. Posted by Hodink | August 4, 2006 12:51 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 12:51
48. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 4, 2006 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, it's not a sunflower. And yes, the NSA is watching you.
48. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 4, 2006 1:17 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 13:17
49. Posted by Malibu Stacy | August 4, 2006 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, that's one way to boost the value of a Van Gogh.
49. Posted by Malibu Stacy | August 4, 2006 1:22 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 13:22
50. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sucks to be Me..slrrrrp slrrrrrrp.
50. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 1:26 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 13:26
51. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Flower child John Kerry makes an appearance at the 2008 Hawkeye Cauci..
Nobody cares!
51. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 1:31 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 13:31
52. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blood for Shortflower"
52. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 1:51 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 13:51
53. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alright Mr Gore..You win.. Now turn on the fricking spigot!!
53. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 2:28 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 14:28
54. Posted by Michael | August 4, 2006 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So this is where the cemetary of the Democrat's ideas is!! I'm glad we made that turn from the center lane.
54. Posted by Michael | August 4, 2006 2:48 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 14:48
55. Posted by Peter F. | August 4, 2006 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There's heatwave? Where?"--Peter F., from sunny and mild Seattle.
55. Posted by Peter F. | August 4, 2006 3:06 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 15:06
56. Posted by Peter F. | August 4, 2006 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Official State Flower of Hell.
56. Posted by Peter F. | August 4, 2006 3:07 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 15:07
57. Posted by DOUG BOOK | August 4, 2006 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Assuring the children that such pretty flowers simply couldn't grow in a mine field, Nasrallah had the 4th grade class line up for the National Martyrs Day "Rolling Around on the Ground" contest.
57. Posted by DOUG BOOK | August 4, 2006 3:07 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 15:07
58. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Darfur has nothing on Me! In God I trust.
58. Posted by 914 | August 4, 2006 4:04 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 16:04
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2006 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore's sunflower seed oil for food program didn't turn out to be all it was cracked up to be.
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2006 4:43 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 16:43
60. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2006 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Zarqawi, STILL pushing up daisies.
60. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2006 4:47 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 16:47
61. Posted by John F Not Kerry | August 4, 2006 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where the political careers of rational Democrats go to die.
61. Posted by John F Not Kerry | August 4, 2006 4:50 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 16:50
62. Posted by jschan | August 4, 2006 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After having spent all her money buying land in Crawford Texas, Cindy Sheehan was only able to plant a sunflower to mark her dead son's grave.
62. Posted by jschan | August 4, 2006 4:56 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 16:56
63. Posted by Peter F. | August 4, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fascism is on the rise. Too many Americans want to retreat in isolationism. And the heartland is turning into a dustbowl. Woo-hoo, it's the 1930s all over again!
63. Posted by Peter F. | August 4, 2006 5:07 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 17:07
64. Posted by Silver Bullet | August 4, 2006 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All the proof we need. God wants us to bloom where we are planted! Some have it easy while some have it hard. Ask what you can do to make the world better.
64. Posted by Silver Bullet | August 4, 2006 5:45 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 17:45
65. Posted by JPG | August 4, 2006 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Iraq, we hope.
65. Posted by JPG | August 4, 2006 5:52 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 17:52
66. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2006 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sigh... looks like where my golf ball always seems to land.
66. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2006 6:00 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 18:00
67. Posted by Faith+1 | August 4, 2006 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack gazed upon the field and thought, "Damn him! Magic beans my ass."
67. Posted by Faith+1 | August 4, 2006 6:06 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 18:06
68. Posted by RodgerH | August 4, 2006 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the Right Roots, Conservatives often break through the pessimism of a liberal landscape and shine in their optomistic glory.
68. Posted by RodgerH | August 4, 2006 6:32 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 18:32
69. Posted by Peter F. | August 4, 2006 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nature's attempt at putting a dress on a pig.
69. Posted by Peter F. | August 4, 2006 6:39 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 18:39
70. Posted by Bangalore | August 4, 2006 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Progressives "Field of Dreams"
70. Posted by Bangalore | August 4, 2006 6:43 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 18:43
71. Posted by retired military | August 4, 2006 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This painting depicts the artists rendition of the few remaining reasonable liberals struggling to survive the desolation of the Democratic party"
71. Posted by retired military | August 4, 2006 6:47 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 18:47
72. Posted by Dan Melson | August 4, 2006 9:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moderate Moslems stand up to the terrorists and their supporters
72. Posted by Dan Melson | August 4, 2006 9:08 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 21:08
73. Posted by guido | August 4, 2006 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pedro: "Aye curumba, weeth thees drought we are bound to starve, Diego."
Diego: "Si, Pedro, but even without thees drought we
would starve. Who's loco idea was it to plant sunflower eenstead of wheat or corn?"
73. Posted by guido | August 4, 2006 9:30 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 21:30
74. Posted by Charles V | August 4, 2006 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The President and members of Congress view the recently completed 2 billion dollar fence along the Texas and Mexico border.
74. Posted by Charles V | August 4, 2006 10:59 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2006 22:59
75. Posted by kent | August 5, 2006 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
others told me to wait for the government water. i'm the one who asked why?
75. Posted by kent | August 5, 2006 1:58 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 01:58
76. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | August 5, 2006 5:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You suck! Oh ya....You Suck! No...You Suck!Hey....You suck too! All you guys......You alll Suuccckkkk!
76. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | August 5, 2006 5:36 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 05:36
77. Posted by Jumpinjoe | August 5, 2006 6:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another hippy commune farm experiment dries up yet again after the residents collectively ask “Dude, was there something we were supposed to do today?”
77. Posted by Jumpinjoe | August 5, 2006 6:54 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 06:54
78. Posted by Cowboy Blob | August 5, 2006 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ay, carumba! Sunflower seeds make you thirsty!
78. Posted by Cowboy Blob | August 5, 2006 7:17 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 07:17
79. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 5, 2006 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Quick Akmed, kill it, there's no stinkin' sunflowers in the Koran."
79. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 5, 2006 10:06 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 10:06
80. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 5, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Shia representative was deeply offended at President Bush's gift of Sunni Flowers.
80. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 5, 2006 10:07 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 10:07
81. Posted by Cowboy Blob | August 5, 2006 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like earrings on Helen Thomas.
81. Posted by Cowboy Blob | August 5, 2006 11:49 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 11:49
82. Posted by EdMcGon | August 5, 2006 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now where did I put that water?
*roots around*
Nope, not here.
82. Posted by EdMcGon | August 5, 2006 1:26 PM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 13:26
83. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | August 5, 2006 6:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TO: Speech Impediment Instructors
FROM: Steve Doherty Jr.
RE: NEW LESSON
Please provide your students with a
new practice lesson.
The Rain in Spain ain't fallin'
on any damn Plain, anymore.
83. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | August 5, 2006 6:40 PM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 18:40
84. Posted by Hermoine | August 5, 2006 7:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Little Flower Catholic Church is still on the drawing board. Father Tom went to jail. Father Paul is in rehab. Sister Joseph is evaluating her sexuality. Long story short, it is a bad time to start a congregation.
84. Posted by Hermoine | August 5, 2006 7:29 PM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 19:29
85. Posted by chief78 | August 5, 2006 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hizbollah Hizbollah quite contrary,
How does your Lebanon grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.
Origins & History:
Nursery Rhymes
85. Posted by chief78 | August 5, 2006 8:34 PM |
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Posted on August 5, 2006 20:34
86. Posted by Ken | August 6, 2006 4:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But its a dry heat.
86. Posted by Ken | August 6, 2006 4:11 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2006 04:11
87. Posted by radio free fred | August 6, 2006 6:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly In Italy.
87. Posted by radio free fred | August 6, 2006 6:22 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2006 06:22
88. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 6, 2006 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1st Ant: (Looking up)... "I thought you said sunflowers were forbidden by the religious police?"
2nd Ant: "No, what I said was sunflowers 'suck' and the religious police forbid sucking."
3rd Ant: "Thanks be to Allah that we have someone looking out for us!"
4th Ant: "That's what I'm talking about...we're so blessed!!!"
88. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 6, 2006 2:20 PM |
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Posted on August 6, 2006 14:20
89. Posted by xene | August 9, 2006 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roy had called this his "God's Little Acre". Too
bad it's the "End Times"...
89. Posted by xene | August 9, 2006 12:36 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2006 12:36
90. Posted by Kevin | August 14, 2006 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: . Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
90. Posted by Kevin | August 14, 2006 2:10 AM |
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Posted on August 14, 2006 02:10