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Posted by Jay Tea

Published: July 27, 2006 - 11:00 AM

I just received a spam that said "people judge your (masculine appendage) size by your shoe size."

I t came in just as I was slipping into my size 12 Wide sneakers.

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So it's not true then?... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Dave thA | July 27, 2006 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave thA:

So it's not true then?

1. Posted by Dave thA | July 27, 2006 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:07

14's baby. 14's.... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Robb Allen | July 27, 2006 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robb Allen:

14's baby. 14's.

2. Posted by Robb Allen | July 27, 2006 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:11

I found shoes to be, so, re... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by odrady | July 27, 2006 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
odrady:

I found shoes to be, so, restrictive; I just strap pontoons onto my feet now...

3. Posted by odrady | July 27, 2006 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:17

So, what does that say abou... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Bryan | July 27, 2006 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bryan:

So, what does that say about Peggy Hill and her size 13 EEE's?

4. Posted by Bryan | July 27, 2006 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:19

Yup....ya know what they sa... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Jamie | July 27, 2006 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jamie:

Yup....ya know what they say about a guy with big hands and big feet....

They wear big gloves and big shoes...

Of course one of the Blue Collar Comedy guys (I can't remember which one) observed that if big hands, big feet, big ears, big nose, etc., really meant anything more, it'd be a good thing, 'cause that's one goofy looking dude!

5. Posted by Jamie | July 27, 2006 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:24

So just how much paper do y... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by SSG Pooh | July 27, 2006 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SSG Pooh:

So just how much paper do you stuff in the toes, Jay Tea, to get those size 12's to fit?

6. Posted by SSG Pooh | July 27, 2006 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:25

Then Ronald Mcdonald must b... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by VagaBond | July 27, 2006 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Then Ronald Mcdonald must be.........

7. Posted by VagaBond | July 27, 2006 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:28

....hung like a Blue Whale.... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by The Listkeeper | July 27, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Listkeeper:

....hung like a Blue Whale...

8. Posted by The Listkeeper | July 27, 2006 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:39

Knowing what to do with suc... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by lucindab | July 27, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lucindab:

Knowing what to do with such big things helps, too

9. Posted by lucindab | July 27, 2006 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:39

13's here. They don't danc... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Starboard Attitude | July 27, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Starboard Attitude:

13's here. They don't dance well, but they've run many marathons, if you know what I mean.

10. Posted by Starboard Attitude | July 27, 2006 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 11:56

Ahh comic relief...so this ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by dex | July 27, 2006 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dex:

Ahh comic relief...so this Chinese man comes home at 3 a.m. from drinking with his buddies. He wakes the neighbors, the dogs, crashes up the stairs waking his kids and into the bedroom waking his wife. "Hey baby how 'bout some 69?", he says. His wife wakes up and says, "what,you kidding me. You come home drunk, 3 oclock in morning, wake up neighbors and kids then expect me to go downstairs and make pork with 5 flavor sauce".

11. Posted by dex | July 27, 2006 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 12:07

Seriously though, I have to... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by VagaBond | July 27, 2006 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Seriously though, I have to fold it in half to fit it in a size 12....

12. Posted by VagaBond | July 27, 2006 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 12:31

What about women with big f... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by epador | July 27, 2006 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

What about women with big feet?

13. Posted by epador | July 27, 2006 12:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 12:46

Ewww, epador!... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Starboard Attitude | July 27, 2006 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Starboard Attitude:

Ewww, epador!

14. Posted by Starboard Attitude | July 27, 2006 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 12:57

Why bother with snowshoes?<... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by jdavenport | July 27, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jdavenport:

Why bother with snowshoes?

15. Posted by jdavenport | July 27, 2006 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 13:00

I wear 14s, which makes it ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by bullwinkle | July 27, 2006 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

I wear 14s, which makes it nearly impossible to drive a Corvette. That proves two popular myths aren't so mythical.

16. Posted by bullwinkle | July 27, 2006 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 13:13

I won't embarrass you guys ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Paul | July 27, 2006 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:

I won't embarrass you guys by telling you my actual size...

...but let's just say on the rare occasions I find shoes in town at less than 100 bucks a pair I buy basically all the have.

I'd kill for size 12s.

17. Posted by Paul | July 27, 2006 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 13:33

Blah, blah, blah....ya stil... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Peter F. | July 27, 2006 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Blah, blah, blah....ya still have to know what to do with it.

LOL

18. Posted by Peter F. | July 27, 2006 1:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 13:44

People that must discuss it... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Imhotep | July 27, 2006 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

People that must discuss it openly usually have something malfunctioning or are lying about the size.

19. Posted by Imhotep | July 27, 2006 2:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 14:00

People that must discuss... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by McGehee | July 27, 2006 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

People that must discuss it openly usually have something malfunctioning or are lying about the size.

I've noticed that everyone who says that, 9is jealous.

20. Posted by McGehee | July 27, 2006 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 14:19

Had a girlfriend one time w... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Lugnut | July 27, 2006 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lugnut:

Had a girlfriend one time who'd done quite a bit of "field research" (her term). She said more often than not, that old wive's tale is true.

Lugnut

P.S. Size 13 here.

21. Posted by Lugnut | July 27, 2006 2:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 14:43

No, I'm NOT wearing water s... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Golem14 | July 27, 2006 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Golem14:

No, I'm NOT wearing water skis! Sheesh.

22. Posted by Golem14 | July 27, 2006 2:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 14:55

No offense to you guys with... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Candy | July 27, 2006 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Candy:

No offense to you guys with Ronald McDonald feet .... but after a bit of "field research" in college, I discovered that people with medium size feet were better.

You guys with your medium-sized feet - are just perfect.

I wish you men would stop watching all of those big-feet movies and think you all need big-feet because you don't. And those emails telling you to enlarge your feet are just wrong.

23. Posted by Candy | July 27, 2006 3:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 15:10

Dang!!! After all these yea... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by jhow66 | July 27, 2006 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jhow66:

Dang!!! After all these years (51), I now find out why my "old" lady was aways curious about what size shoe I wore. lol

24. Posted by jhow66 | July 27, 2006 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 16:09

oh - my - god.... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Oyster | July 27, 2006 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oyster:

oh - my - god.

25. Posted by Oyster | July 27, 2006 4:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 16:11

And those emails telling... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by McGehee | July 27, 2006 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

And those emails telling you to enlarge your feet are just wrong.

Well, of course. Because they don't work.

Or... so I've been told...

26. Posted by McGehee | July 27, 2006 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 16:25

And the penny drops...... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by John Burgess | July 27, 2006 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Burgess:

And the penny drops...

NOW I understand the American male's obsession with tales of Big Foot... it's all about envy!

27. Posted by John Burgess | July 27, 2006 6:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 18:12

"...people judge your (m... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by elmondohummus | July 27, 2006 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elmondohummus:

"...people judge your (masculine appendage) size by your shoe size."

Yeah, but you're leaving out the part about it being an inverse relationship.

;)

28. Posted by elmondohummus | July 27, 2006 6:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 18:22

MeGeehee,It just s... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Imhotep | July 27, 2006 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

MeGeehee,

It just so happens to be my profession, so I know what "average" is;)

Bigger than average do not brag about it, because they "know".
Average or slightly less than average always make reference to "it", because they need affirmation.

Seriously.

29. Posted by Imhotep | July 27, 2006 6:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 18:38

Ha Ha Ha, good points Imhot... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by 914 | July 27, 2006 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Ha Ha Ha, good points Imhotep.. I fall somewhere between big and huge..

30. Posted by 914 | July 27, 2006 6:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 18:50

914 said: "I fall somewher... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Starboard Attitude | July 27, 2006 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Starboard Attitude:

914 said: "I fall somewhere between big and huge..."

Hmmm. I don't fall at all, because I'm equipped like a tripod.

31. Posted by Starboard Attitude | July 27, 2006 9:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 27, 2006 21:30

I don't really think I can ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by SilverBubble | July 28, 2006 12:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SilverBubble:

I don't really think I can add much to this conversation at this point...

32. Posted by SilverBubble | July 28, 2006 12:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2006 00:00

It just so happens to be... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by McGehee | July 28, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

It just so happens to be my profession,

Measuring ... which?

33. Posted by McGehee | July 28, 2006 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2006 09:29

I took my 16 year old son t... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Austin Mike | July 28, 2006 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Austin Mike:

I took my 16 year old son to the sporting goods store last weekend for some new shoes. He now wears a 13 (I'm a 12 wide myself). Talk about a strange feeling - now he's not only younger, taller and has bigger feet than me, but this - geez!

34. Posted by Austin Mike | July 28, 2006 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2006 14:50




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