7. Posted by
Tango | June 30, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:
In a push to make African American males more comfortable in expressing their feelings for each other, Danny Glover and Harry Belafonte share a "smooch on the loops" for the camera. When asked about the experience, Belafonte stated, "The kiss and the gentle caress of my head were fine but the cupping of my nut-sack was a shocking, yet not un-pleasurable, bonus."
7. Posted by
Tango | June 30, 2006 7:54 AM |
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31. Posted by
Paul | June 30, 2006 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:
I don't have a caption...
But I just wanted to go record as saying Kevin... All the hot babes you've posted over the years have officially been cancelled out by a single picture. Nice work.
31. Posted by
Paul | June 30, 2006 9:13 AM |
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Gay-O Gay-O
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say gay,
He say gay, he say gay-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wanna go home
36. Posted by
Bob | June 30, 2006 9:45 AM |
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Have you guys ever considered having a reader-judged voting system for the contest? I am not quite sure how you would implement it but, once done, it would certainly take the work off Wizbang. Probably should number entries, then vote by entry number, starting at a fixed time from the beginning of the contest. I am not sure if any other bloggers do this. It could be interesting.
43. Posted by
Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 10:31 AM |
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A near fatal accident occured yesterday while Harry belefonte was speaking at the BET awards yesterday. Mr. Belafonte was trying to make a political statement regarding President Bush when Mr. Belafonte's brain suddenly jumped out of his mouth, screamed "F*** THIS S***!", and ran out the door.
Audience members were aghast as Mr. Belafonte's head then started collapsing inward. Danny Glover quickly grabbed Mr. Belafonte's skull and reinflated it with his own breath, all the while whispering the secret chant of "Bush lied, People died".
When questioned by reporters as to his quick thinking, Mr. Glover replied, "That's exactly the same way Michael Moore inflated my head a few years ago when my brain fled while I was talking to Mel Gibson. Except where I used my lips to save Harry, Michael used his ass to save me."
Mr. Belafonte was reported to have replied, "I smell brautwirst."
72. Posted by
DOUG BOOK | June 30, 2006 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DOUG BOOK:
Danny Glovers support for Hamas paid off this evening when CAIR representative Sayed al Chopfryu presented him with the head of Harry Belafonte. It seems the 50s calypso idol mistakenly believed the black tie event to be a roast and began singing "Haji Girl". Glover said the picture attesting to authenticity and freshness would be included for the prospective Ebay buyer.
72. Posted by
DOUG BOOK | June 30, 2006 2:35 PM |
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92. Posted by
Rich | July 1, 2006 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich:
An older Wesley Snipes reprises his role as the Daywalker, in Blade IV "The Gay Blade" by sucking the life force from his nemesis, The Skull, played in a cameo by Julian Bond. Tragically, given the paucity of life rforce, it is a short part indeed.
92. Posted by
Rich | July 1, 2006 1:37 PM |
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Comments (94)
Hamlet and Yorick; the Sal... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Webster | June 30, 2006 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamlet and Yorick; the Salad Days
1. Posted by Webster | June 30, 2006 7:17 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:17
2. Posted by Hamish | June 30, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
(Someone had to say it)
H.
2. Posted by Hamish | June 30, 2006 7:23 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:23
3. Posted by Weegie | June 30, 2006 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumbblack Mountin'
[please don't take this as racist, the dumb refers to their idiotic leftist politics]
3. Posted by Weegie | June 30, 2006 7:38 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:38
4. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You had me at Day-O!"
4. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 7:40 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:40
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 30, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tally me Banana."
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 30, 2006 7:47 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:47
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 30, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Or,
Baldblack Mountin'
(nyuk nyuk)
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 30, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:48
7. Posted by Tango | June 30, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a push to make African American males more comfortable in expressing their feelings for each other, Danny Glover and Harry Belafonte share a "smooch on the loops" for the camera. When asked about the experience, Belafonte stated, "The kiss and the gentle caress of my head were fine but the cupping of my nut-sack was a shocking, yet not un-pleasurable, bonus."
7. Posted by Tango | June 30, 2006 7:54 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:54
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If you like this, how about I show you my lethal weapon?"
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 8:06 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:06
9. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It was great and all, but a real liberal would have grabbed me with his *left* hand."
9. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 8:11 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:11
10. Posted by bullwinkle | June 30, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought balloons above both: "This tastes just like Hugo Chavez's penis."
10. Posted by bullwinkle | June 30, 2006 8:15 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:15
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's just wrong.
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:22 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:22
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mandingo
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:26 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:26
13. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Fruit Of The Poor Lemon Is Impossible To Eat."
13. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:27 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:27
14. Posted by billy | June 30, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mmmm, fits like a Glover
14. Posted by billy | June 30, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:30
15. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 30, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Danny Glover: Harvester of Souls
15. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 30, 2006 8:33 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:33
16. Posted by teflon | June 30, 2006 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How each man managed to miss the other's buttocks with his lips is beyond me.
16. Posted by teflon | June 30, 2006 8:36 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:36
17. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Celebration Of The White Sox Winning The World Series Continues."
17. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:38 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:38
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Belafonte thought bubble: C'mon man, open up and give me some tongue.
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:39
19. Posted by Marty | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This tastes just like Hugo Chavez's penis."
*Snort*
I'm app....
I'm ap...
I'm...
*Snort*
I'm appalled.
*tear drips*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
19. Posted by Marty | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:43
20. Posted by Guido | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy-O!
20. Posted by Guido | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:43
21. Posted by billburz | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tyrone! I know it was you who betrayed me! But you are still my Bro!
(The Godfather Ghetto Style)
21. Posted by billburz | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:43
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling...
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:47
23. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Too Much Fruit In The Punch."
23. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:47
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Au chante
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:53
25. Posted by HeyMike | June 30, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look we put our heads together and we look like Halle Berry's ass.
25. Posted by HeyMike | June 30, 2006 8:55 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:55
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Broke Backstage
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:56 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:56
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Danny, is that a Lethal Weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:58 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:58
28. Posted by JAT | June 30, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a variation to the Vulcan mind-meld, Danny Glover tries to force a thought into Harry's mind.
or
Thought ballon over Glover's head: "Gibson is a better kisser."
28. Posted by JAT | June 30, 2006 9:03 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:03
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Blacula, Part Deux
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:04 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:04
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Blaxploitation! We don't need no stinking blaxploitation - we can do it ourselves.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:10 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:10
31. Posted by Paul | June 30, 2006 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't have a caption...
But I just wanted to go record as saying Kevin... All the hot babes you've posted over the years have officially been cancelled out by a single picture. Nice work.
31. Posted by Paul | June 30, 2006 9:13 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:13
32. Posted by Insomniac | June 30, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If this thing grabbed hold of us in Iran, we'd be dead!"
"This tastes familiar...Cindy Sheehan, you slut!"
32. Posted by Insomniac | June 30, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:14
33. Posted by Big Mo | June 30, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No caption to add, just that this has to be the best caption contest I've seen on the 'net yet. Keep 'em coming! I haven't stopped laughing yet!
33. Posted by Big Mo | June 30, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:22
34. Posted by tarheelcon | June 30, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
34. Posted by tarheelcon | June 30, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:36
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble over both: Got to prove we're not homophobes... Got to prove we're not homophobes... Got to prove we're not homophobes...
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:39 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:39
36. Posted by Bob | June 30, 2006 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gay-O Gay-O
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say gay,
He say gay, he say gay-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wanna go home
36. Posted by Bob | June 30, 2006 9:45 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:45
37. Posted by elvis | June 30, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an ill-fated attempt to revive left wing moonbattery, Danny Glover attempts cardio-pulmonary recusitation on Harry Belafonte.
37. Posted by elvis | June 30, 2006 9:46 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:46
38. Posted by lakestate | June 30, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This week's caption brought to you by Hugo Chavez's screen saver.
38. Posted by lakestate | June 30, 2006 9:55 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:55
39. Posted by the Pirate | June 30, 2006 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why Danny Glover can't get a taxi.
39. Posted by the Pirate | June 30, 2006 9:56 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:56
40. Posted by Dave | June 30, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
40. Posted by Dave | June 30, 2006 10:05 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:05
41. Posted by Falcon | June 30, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As a Black man, I have to say that is one of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen.
But, for what it's worth, MY favorite captions are...
"Hamlet and Yorick; the Salad Days"
"Dumbblack Mountin'"
"You had me at Day-O!"
"Tally me Banana."
and my all-time favorite...
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy-O!
I laughed my a** off when I read that one. But, I'll bet Kevin doesn't have the guts to use it. ;)
41. Posted by Falcon | June 30, 2006 10:05 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:05
42. Posted by langtry | June 30, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Left's circle jerk reaches its inevitable conclusion.
42. Posted by langtry | June 30, 2006 10:25 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:25
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:
Have you guys ever considered having a reader-judged voting system for the contest? I am not quite sure how you would implement it but, once done, it would certainly take the work off Wizbang. Probably should number entries, then vote by entry number, starting at a fixed time from the beginning of the contest. I am not sure if any other bloggers do this. It could be interesting.
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 10:31 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:31
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then again, you would have to worry about scripts, trolls and general a-holes messing it up. Scratch that.
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 10:33 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:33
45. Posted by sentinel | June 30, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Cosby and Ray Nagin...who knew?
45. Posted by sentinel | June 30, 2006 10:36 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:36
46. Posted by sentinel | June 30, 2006 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm too old for this shit.
46. Posted by sentinel | June 30, 2006 10:37 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:37
47. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | June 30, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fuck the caption, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
47. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | June 30, 2006 10:38 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:38
48. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mmmmmmmmmm...that *is* good spaghetti!"
48. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 10:43 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:43
49. Posted by ed | June 30, 2006 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm.
Holy Crap!
I didn't need to see this man!
Could you put that thing under the Fold please?
My eyes! My eyes!
49. Posted by ed | June 30, 2006 10:45 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:45
50. Posted by trappedinmn | June 30, 2006 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Black on Black crime takes a new turn........
50. Posted by trappedinmn | June 30, 2006 10:47 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:47
51. Posted by Tim | June 30, 2006 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Glover and his Harry lover
51. Posted by Tim | June 30, 2006 10:53 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:53
52. Posted by Hodink | June 30, 2006 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Boyfriend, your kiss is on my list."
52. Posted by Hodink | June 30, 2006 10:55 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:55
53. Posted by moseby | June 30, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hollywood ejaculate transfer caught on film.
53. Posted by moseby | June 30, 2006 11:06 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 11:06
54. Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 30, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It didn't work for Maddona and Brittany and it wont work for Harry and Danny.
54. Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 30, 2006 11:08 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 11:08
55. Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 30, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In political news, support for the amendment to ban gay marriages went up 12 points.
55. Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 30, 2006 11:09 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 11:09
56. Posted by jim | June 30, 2006 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I cannot think of anything that could possibly match - let alone top - Webster's, the very first one posted.
Webster, you have my admiration.
;-)
56. Posted by jim | June 30, 2006 11:19 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 11:19
57. Posted by jaymaster | June 30, 2006 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An undercover agent from Team America captures the first documented evidence of the secret greeting practiced by members of the Film Actors Guild.
57. Posted by jaymaster | June 30, 2006 11:24 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 11:24
58. Posted by CZ | June 30, 2006 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OJ finally finds the real killer.
58. Posted by CZ | June 30, 2006 11:29 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 11:29
59. Posted by scotty | June 30, 2006 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Danny: "Harry? Oh F***, I thought they said Halle! Dude, my bad..."
59. Posted by scotty | June 30, 2006 11:57 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 11:57
60. Posted by scotty | June 30, 2006 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Extended version of my last post:
Danny: "Harry? Oh F***, I thought they said Halle! Dude, my bad... Man, I hope nobody saw that."
60. Posted by scotty | June 30, 2006 12:04 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 12:04
61. Posted by Mike A | June 30, 2006 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was you, Fredo.
61. Posted by Mike A | June 30, 2006 12:08 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 12:08
62. Posted by Adjustah | June 30, 2006 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the Emperor dead Mace and Lando could now openly express their feelings...
62. Posted by Adjustah | June 30, 2006 12:25 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 12:25
63. Posted by Adjustah | June 30, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teethful Weapon
63. Posted by Adjustah | June 30, 2006 12:26 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 12:26
64. Posted by Giacomo | June 30, 2006 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Danny Glover felt, after Mr. Belafonte had criticized President Bush over the Iraq war, that a different kind of tongue lashing was in order.
64. Posted by Giacomo | June 30, 2006 12:31 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 12:31
65. Posted by Giacomo | June 30, 2006 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You like me! You really like me."
65. Posted by Giacomo | June 30, 2006 12:32 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 12:32
66. Posted by Giacomo | June 30, 2006 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss ...
66. Posted by Giacomo | June 30, 2006 12:36 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 12:36
67. Posted by scsiwuzzy | June 30, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No longer living on the "down low", Glover and lover come out on BET, to raise awareness.
67. Posted by scsiwuzzy | June 30, 2006 1:00 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 13:00
68. Posted by Weegie | June 30, 2006 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I surrender.
"you had me at day-o" just blew me away. Absolutely gut-busting LOL.
68. Posted by Weegie | June 30, 2006 1:22 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 13:22
69. Posted by mesablue | June 30, 2006 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Take me Mandingo!"
69. Posted by mesablue | June 30, 2006 1:31 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 13:31
70. Posted by Peter F. | June 30, 2006 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Chocolate City Brokeback: The Reunion"
70. Posted by Peter F. | June 30, 2006 1:45 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 13:45
71. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | June 30, 2006 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A near fatal accident occured yesterday while Harry belefonte was speaking at the BET awards yesterday. Mr. Belafonte was trying to make a political statement regarding President Bush when Mr. Belafonte's brain suddenly jumped out of his mouth, screamed "F*** THIS S***!", and ran out the door.
Audience members were aghast as Mr. Belafonte's head then started collapsing inward. Danny Glover quickly grabbed Mr. Belafonte's skull and reinflated it with his own breath, all the while whispering the secret chant of "Bush lied, People died".
When questioned by reporters as to his quick thinking, Mr. Glover replied, "That's exactly the same way Michael Moore inflated my head a few years ago when my brain fled while I was talking to Mel Gibson. Except where I used my lips to save Harry, Michael used his ass to save me."
Mr. Belafonte was reported to have replied, "I smell brautwirst."
71. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | June 30, 2006 2:05 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 14:05
72. Posted by DOUG BOOK | June 30, 2006 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Danny Glovers support for Hamas paid off this evening when CAIR representative Sayed al Chopfryu presented him with the head of Harry Belafonte. It seems the 50s calypso idol mistakenly believed the black tie event to be a roast and began singing "Haji Girl". Glover said the picture attesting to authenticity and freshness would be included for the prospective Ebay buyer.
72. Posted by DOUG BOOK | June 30, 2006 2:35 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 14:35
73. Posted by COgirl | June 30, 2006 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Harry met Danny
73. Posted by COgirl | June 30, 2006 2:36 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 14:36
74. Posted by McCain | June 30, 2006 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chocolate kisses.
74. Posted by McCain | June 30, 2006 2:47 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 14:47
75. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | June 30, 2006 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Watching the kiss on TV, Fidel Castro turned to Hugo Chavez and said, "Why don't we do that anymore?"
75. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | June 30, 2006 2:47 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 14:47
76. Posted by Peter F. | June 30, 2006 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As serenaded by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre:
"It ain't nothing but gay thing, ba-by...
two locked up brothers so cr-azy..."
76. Posted by Peter F. | June 30, 2006 2:52 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 14:52
77. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 30, 2006 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Log Cabin Moonbats.
77. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 30, 2006 2:52 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 14:52
78. Posted by Mighty Dwight | June 30, 2006 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seinfeld: Not that there's anything wrong with that...on second thought..maybe there is...
78. Posted by Mighty Dwight | June 30, 2006 4:29 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 16:29
79. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 30, 2006 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bad gay.
79. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 30, 2006 5:39 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 17:39
80. Posted by COgirl | June 30, 2006 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Blackulips?
80. Posted by COgirl | June 30, 2006 7:40 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 19:40
81. Posted by COgirl | June 30, 2006 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BTW, anyone notice that Danny's eyes are closed?
81. Posted by COgirl | June 30, 2006 7:41 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 19:41
82. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 30, 2006 7:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Great Comment, J. Blogworthy.
Nice take on the Irish Ballad; everybody
else, including me, is now fighting
for second and third place, respectively.
Steve D. Jr.
82. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 30, 2006 7:48 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 19:48
83. Posted by 914 | June 30, 2006 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MMMMPH There did You get the 3rd one too? Yeah 6 grams right? MMMMPH right.
83. Posted by 914 | June 30, 2006 8:49 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 20:49
84. Posted by 914 | June 30, 2006 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Black is Beautiful! well usually.
84. Posted by 914 | June 30, 2006 8:55 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 20:55
85. Posted by 914 | June 30, 2006 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If the glover fits? then suck My zits!
85. Posted by 914 | June 30, 2006 9:01 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 21:01
86. Posted by wave_man | June 30, 2006 10:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, Danny! You kiss better'n a Twenty Dollar whore!
86. Posted by wave_man | June 30, 2006 10:27 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 22:27
87. Posted by Jason | July 1, 2006 12:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.
87. Posted by Jason | July 1, 2006 12:56 AM |
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Posted on July 1, 2006 00:56
88. Posted by McCain | July 1, 2006 2:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Danny Glover stars in Lustful Weapon II.
88. Posted by McCain | July 1, 2006 2:42 AM |
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Posted on July 1, 2006 02:42
89. Posted by field-negro | July 1, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where is " Ms.Celie" when you need her?
I think I am going to start growing my hair back.
Geez!
89. Posted by field-negro | July 1, 2006 10:50 AM |
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Posted on July 1, 2006 10:50
90. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | July 1, 2006 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, We DO have bananas, and Harry, yours
is much more impressive than Mel's."
90. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | July 1, 2006 11:37 AM |
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Posted on July 1, 2006 11:37
91. Posted by field-negro | July 1, 2006 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did anyone say "Brokeblack Mountain" yet?
You righties are killing me, but I must admit, most of these posts are pretty clever :)
91. Posted by field-negro | July 1, 2006 12:12 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2006 12:12
92. Posted by Rich | July 1, 2006 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An older Wesley Snipes reprises his role as the Daywalker, in Blade IV "The Gay Blade" by sucking the life force from his nemesis, The Skull, played in a cameo by Julian Bond. Tragically, given the paucity of life rforce, it is a short part indeed.
92. Posted by Rich | July 1, 2006 1:37 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2006 13:37
93. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | July 2, 2006 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank You, Danny; at this very minute, I'm stiffer than Reverend King and Malcolm, respectively."
93. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | July 2, 2006 1:58 AM |
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Posted on July 2, 2006 01:58
94. Posted by Kevin | July 3, 2006 2:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
94. Posted by Kevin | July 3, 2006 2:51 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2006 02:51