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Comments (108)
That's okay Ted, I'll drive... (Below threshold)1. Posted by El Presidente | June 16, 2006 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's okay Ted, I'll drive.
1. Posted by El Presidente | June 16, 2006 7:27 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 07:27
2. Posted by Maggie | June 16, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumb and Dumber finally decided that walking might be a better option than driving.
2. Posted by Maggie | June 16, 2006 7:31 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 07:31
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see beer, chips, swimwear, we're set for the beach, where's the car?"
"They're dredging it up again."
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 7:33 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 07:33
4. Posted by GianniD | June 16, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least we got our luggage out before the car went under. Let's go get another drink.
4. Posted by GianniD | June 16, 2006 7:37 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 07:37
5. Posted by di | June 16, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Re-hab, shmee-hab. Did you pay off those cops yet?
5. Posted by di | June 16, 2006 7:44 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 07:44
6. Posted by EdMcGon | June 16, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dateline June 16, 2030:
Jolie and Pitt still together!
6. Posted by EdMcGon | June 16, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 07:48
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Please Darth Sidious, teach ME the ways of the darkside."
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 7:53 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 07:53
8. Posted by John | June 16, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hope to hell she has a life jacket in that bag.
8. Posted by John | June 16, 2006 7:58 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 07:58
9. Posted by DoubleU | June 16, 2006 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
awww come on Teddy wait up, your the greatest Teddy... just wait up... stop walking so fast Teddy... That was a really great game Teddy, you played really well... just slow down a bit...
9. Posted by DoubleU | June 16, 2006 8:00 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:00
10. Posted by Mike | June 16, 2006 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't go in the water"
10. Posted by Mike | June 16, 2006 8:04 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:04
11. Posted by billburz | June 16, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the passage in Congress of the "Keep all Kennedy's Off the Road" Bill, 2006, Ted Kennedy finds himself walking. John Kerry voted for it and then voted for it. A first in Congress.
11. Posted by billburz | June 16, 2006 8:05 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:05
12. Posted by Tango | June 16, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a show of family solidarity, Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) and son Patrick, a U.S. Rep. from Rhode Island (D), make an afternoon beer run to the local 7-Eleven in Hyannis Port, MA. Both were forced to walk the three mile round trip because of suspended driving privileges.
12. Posted by Tango | June 16, 2006 8:06 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:06
13. Posted by HeyMike | June 16, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dad, you sure you packed the Captian Morgan, are you sure huh... huh... huh?"
"Uhh Yes uhh Patrick there's plenty, it'll get us through lunch"
13. Posted by HeyMike | June 16, 2006 8:10 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:10
14. Posted by Timmer | June 16, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senators John Kerry (sans hair product) and Ted Kennedy antiquing on Martha's Vineyard.
14. Posted by Timmer | June 16, 2006 8:13 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:13
15. Posted by Charlie Earl | June 16, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, I must say, Teddy, despite your ample belly, your cheeks are amazingly taut!"
15. Posted by Charlie Earl | June 16, 2006 8:16 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:16
16. Posted by DaveD | June 16, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Daddy, this is so cool of you dropping me off at rehab like this. Reminds me of when I first went to college...."
16. Posted by DaveD | June 16, 2006 8:21 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:21
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:32
18. Posted by DaveD | June 16, 2006 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dad, I know they're going to think you're hiding another carry on underneath your shirt."
18. Posted by DaveD | June 16, 2006 8:35 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:35
19. Posted by JoyReid | June 16, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It never ceases to amaze me how the right pitches a bitch when people dis their little love-sponge, President Bush, but feel no compunction about savaging, belittling and riding Ted Kennedy, who you can't argue hasn't lived a life unburdened by mistakes, almost unbelievable loss and tragedy, and clear despair. Both men have drinking problems, both men have had difficult family relationships, but to you guys, Bush is a saint, and Kennedy can never be forgiven for his sins.
Interesting right wing positioning.
19. Posted by JoyReid | June 16, 2006 8:44 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:44
20. Posted by Weegie | June 16, 2006 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks for bringing me the scotch and the Oxycontin to help me get through rehab.
20. Posted by Weegie | June 16, 2006 8:57 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 08:57
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JoyReid:
both men have drinking problems...
Liar
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:00 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:00
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Living proof of "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:04 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:04
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Boy, there is no way, just no way you came from my loins. When we get home, I'm going to punch yo mama right in the mouth."
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:09
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can we go plow Martha's Vineyard next dad? Can we dad? Huh? Can we?
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:12 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:12
25. Posted by Jamie | June 16, 2006 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JoyReid:
OMG!!! That was hilarious!!!!! You've got my vote. Very few times have I read a parody that so brilliantly mimics the idiotic rants of the deranged far-left crowd, both by being spot-on with the language and attitude and by calling attention to the obvious hilarity of the talking points. Loved the side-step from Kennedy's commission of negligent homicide to "mistakes, almost unbelievable loss and tragedy, and clear despair," and the smooth transition into the "drunk Bush" meme. Truly a work of art!!
That's what you were doing, right?
25. Posted by Jamie | June 16, 2006 9:13 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:13
26. Posted by Todd | June 16, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"..Ok, we have the booze, but where did we park again? Ahh yes, over there just on the other side of the chappaquiddick bridge..."
26. Posted by Todd | June 16, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:14
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JoyReid,
We only have a problem with it when the MSM falsely portrays is as news. We have no problem poking fun at Bush, fairly or unfairly, in the context of a caption contest.
Put the tinfoil cap back on, reality is just around the corner.
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:14
28. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So were like bubbles coming out her nose?"
28. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:15 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:15
29. Posted by Window Dressing | June 16, 2006 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In this photo taken on Martha's Vineyard (circa Summer 1990), Ted and son Patrick Kennedy return from a local souvenir shop with the entire stock of the "I Survived Crossing the Dike Bridge" commemorative T-Shirts.
29. Posted by Window Dressing | June 16, 2006 9:16 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:16
30. Posted by Jamie | June 16, 2006 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's not that I really mind it, dad, but none of the other joggers are carrying bags of scotch."
30. Posted by Jamie | June 16, 2006 9:24 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:24
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Dad - is this the right way to act nonchalant while grabbing a woman's ass?
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:28 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:28
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Dad - how come you always make me carry the 24-pack?
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 9:31 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:31
33. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So Harass is really only one word, I did not know that."
(works either way)
33. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:32 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:32
34. Posted by earle | June 16, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK we can get in the car now, I have my life jacket and SCUBA tank
34. Posted by earle | June 16, 2006 9:34 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:34
35. Posted by Tim | June 16, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't worry about the car. Just keep walking and pretend nothing happened."
35. Posted by Tim | June 16, 2006 9:34 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:34
36. Posted by JAT | June 16, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"BLANK" I have no comment - the picture needs no caption - Two dullards - too stupid = "BLANK"
Maybe a poster for birth control would be best: "Unwanted pregnancies are the leading cause for too many Kennedy's."
36. Posted by JAT | June 16, 2006 9:37 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:37
37. Posted by Kristian | June 16, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the road.
37. Posted by Kristian | June 16, 2006 9:38 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:38
38. Posted by Robb H | June 16, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See? Repbulicans are 'progressive', we have pictures of lesbians on a stroll for the wizbang caption.
38. Posted by Robb H | June 16, 2006 9:43 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:43
39. Posted by cagey1 | June 16, 2006 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't care WHAT they told you in rehab. Dreams about luggage have NOTHING to do with feelings of guilt."
39. Posted by cagey1 | June 16, 2006 9:45 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:45
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude, Where's my car?
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:49 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:49
41. Posted by Eric | June 16, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A new NTSB study has discovered a startling correlation between decreased highway fatalities and the times when these men are walking.
41. Posted by Eric | June 16, 2006 9:50 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:50
42. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh, Good catch, Jeff Blogworthy. When JoyReid said both men have drinking problems, for some reason I thought she was referring to both IN the picture. Wonder how that happened.
42. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 16, 2006 9:51 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:51
43. Posted by Di | June 16, 2006 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's okay, dad. Just keep walking and the deja vu will wear off.
43. Posted by Di | June 16, 2006 9:54 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 09:54
44. Posted by OregonMuse | June 16, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hereby nominate Rodney Dill for the Sick and Twisted Caption of the Week award.
44. Posted by OregonMuse | June 16, 2006 10:00 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:00
45. Posted by BlogDog | June 16, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ted! We're going to be playing tennis and all you brought was your snack bag!"
45. Posted by BlogDog | June 16, 2006 10:00 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:00
46. Posted by OregonMuse | June 16, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That would be for Rod's bubbles out the nose caption.
46. Posted by OregonMuse | June 16, 2006 10:01 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:01
47. Posted by Scotty | June 16, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
3 days at the beach, oh yea, dad do you think a case of scotch will be enough?
47. Posted by Scotty | June 16, 2006 10:02 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:02
48. Posted by OregonMuse | June 16, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So you see son, when you stop drinking, the entire world looks like an old black and white photo."
48. Posted by OregonMuse | June 16, 2006 10:02 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:02
49. Posted by Scotty | June 16, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
one more time pops, Tax cuts are for the rich, Republicans are the party of the rich and we keep our money in off shore trusts to avoid paying taxes, so we are for the common man.
49. Posted by Scotty | June 16, 2006 10:04 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:04
50. Posted by Scotty | June 16, 2006 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad I just have to say if I was Judge Bork I would have kicked your ass.
50. Posted by Scotty | June 16, 2006 10:06 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:06
51. Posted by Karen | June 16, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just want to be treated like all African-Americans who live in Hyannis Point, play tennis, have trust funds,fool voters,and are above the law.
51. Posted by Karen | June 16, 2006 10:18 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:18
52. Posted by stan25 | June 16, 2006 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Patrick: I have the Chivas, You have the soda?
Teddy: Geez I knew that I had forgotten sshome thing
52. Posted by stan25 | June 16, 2006 10:46 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:46
53. Posted by Scrapiron | June 16, 2006 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Kennedy's don't have a drinking problem. They drink, get drunk, crash their cars (sometimes kill people), no problem. Just a normal day in the life of a Kennedy, unless the decide to rape or kill someone with a golf club.
53. Posted by Scrapiron | June 16, 2006 10:48 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:48
54. Posted by Di | June 16, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey dad: Does carrying my own bags count toward "community service?"
54. Posted by Di | June 16, 2006 10:56 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 10:56
55. Posted by rivlax | June 16, 2006 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remember not to clink the Chivas when we go past the gate guard.
55. Posted by rivlax | June 16, 2006 11:01 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:01
56. Posted by tarheelcon | June 16, 2006 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This year's recpients of the "Whitest Men on the Planet" award.
56. Posted by tarheelcon | June 16, 2006 11:02 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:02
57. Posted by VagaBond | June 16, 2006 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teddy: Is that a man on the grassy knoll over there?
57. Posted by VagaBond | June 16, 2006 11:05 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:05
58. Posted by Don | June 16, 2006 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gosh, Dad, with you being expecting and everything, bet you can't drink what I have in this cooler...
58. Posted by Don | June 16, 2006 11:22 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:22
59. Posted by McGehee | June 16, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son: "Wow, Pop -- I've never seen a liquor store clerk prostrate himself and kiss a custoemr's feet before. That was so cool. How long do you think before I get that kind of welcome?"
Pop: "At the rate you're going, son, I'd say probably three or four more hours."
59. Posted by McGehee | June 16, 2006 11:27 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:27
60. Posted by Giacomo | June 16, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay, Son, let's grab some lunch and I'll show you how to make a waitress sandwich."
60. Posted by Giacomo | June 16, 2006 11:36 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:36
61. Posted by Giacomo | June 16, 2006 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted and Patches Kennedy stride home after winning the "worst legs" contest at the Roadhouse Cafe.
61. Posted by Giacomo | June 16, 2006 11:43 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:43
62. Posted by Takefive | June 16, 2006 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Dad, you better lose the glasses. You know how George hates shades...and your not even blind!
62. Posted by Takefive | June 16, 2006 11:47 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:47
63. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 16, 2006 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If it's any consolation son, I was at a luncheon in a dry county once."
63. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 16, 2006 11:54 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:54
64. Posted by TheRealSwede | June 16, 2006 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Errumm Sylvie, you did ahhh tell Patches to ahhh pick us up at errumm four sharp, did you not?
64. Posted by TheRealSwede | June 16, 2006 11:55 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 11:55
65. Posted by epador | June 16, 2006 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mixed Doubles
65. Posted by epador | June 16, 2006 12:38 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 12:38
66. Posted by Jim | June 16, 2006 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photographers Note: This photo was actually taken with color film. However, reflections from the pure whiteness threw the color balance totally off the scale.
66. Posted by Jim | June 16, 2006 12:41 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 12:41
67. Posted by McCain | June 16, 2006 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wanna hit?
67. Posted by McCain | June 16, 2006 1:05 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 13:05
68. Posted by stan25 | June 16, 2006 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Dad, how was your trip to Club Gitmo? I understand Rush Limbaugh has a few photos of you wind surfing there.
68. Posted by stan25 | June 16, 2006 1:18 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 13:18
69. Posted by DOUG BOOK | June 16, 2006 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quit worryin' will ya? They've believed this tennis story for 35 years! Now you're sure you remembered the tomato juice, right?
69. Posted by DOUG BOOK | June 16, 2006 1:18 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 13:18
70. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted: "You get the women?"
Patrick: "I got the liquor, I thought you were getting the women."
70. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 1:28 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 13:28
71. Posted by GarandFan | June 16, 2006 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad, why is that guy using a megaphone and yelling "All women off the beach NOW!"
71. Posted by GarandFan | June 16, 2006 1:39 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 13:39
72. Posted by GarandFan | June 16, 2006 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't get the joke about the young bull and the old bull Dad, can you explain again why we're walking down to the beach rather than running?
72. Posted by GarandFan | June 16, 2006 1:41 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 13:41
73. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted: "If Arnold can wear a Speedo I can wear a Speedo."
73. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 1:47 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 13:47
74. Posted by Editor | June 16, 2006 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Dad, you think those Duke guys did it?
74. Posted by Editor | June 16, 2006 1:48 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 13:48
75. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted: "This is great beach house we've rented for two weeks. It's right on the water, it's got a wet bar, a hot tub and there's a house full of co-eds next door."
75. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 2:11 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 14:11
76. Posted by Jason | June 16, 2006 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Drunk and Drunker"
76. Posted by Jason | June 16, 2006 2:34 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 14:34
77. Posted by Gmax | June 16, 2006 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mr. Kennedy, Ise ascared. I aint never birthed no baby before!"
77. Posted by Gmax | June 16, 2006 2:40 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 14:40
78. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat: "Dad, don't leave mad; when that life guard compared you to a beached whale he was just making a joke."
78. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 2:54 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 14:54
79. Posted by kaos | June 16, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mary Joe "Ok Teddy, where's the Chivas again? You drank it already? You'd better give me the car keys."
Teddy "Mary Joe, don't you trust me? We're just gonna drive around the island a little bit."
79. Posted by kaos | June 16, 2006 3:01 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 15:01
80. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted: "That's the last time I invite William Jefferson for a weekend. He drank the good scotch, crapped in the hot tub and stole the silverware."
80. Posted by smitty | June 16, 2006 3:09 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 15:09
81. Posted by Connie1010 | June 16, 2006 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Off the see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz"
81. Posted by Connie1010 | June 16, 2006 3:12 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 15:12
82. Posted by Nylda | June 16, 2006 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alternate Reality: Ted & Mary Jo Today.
82. Posted by Nylda | June 16, 2006 4:13 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 16:13
83. Posted by Victor | June 16, 2006 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#1 seeds in the Beer Pong event for the 1983 Martha's Vineyard Lush Olympics. Pictured: Ted Kennedy 10X repaet champion and rookie of the year (1982) -- Pat "the Funnel" Kennedy.
83. Posted by Victor | June 16, 2006 4:14 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 16:14
84. Posted by PMain | June 16, 2006 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teddy "...harass... I thought she said her ass... so I did..."
Jr "Dad, you kill me!"
84. Posted by PMain | June 16, 2006 4:23 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 16:23
85. Posted by Faith+1 | June 16, 2006 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No caption can do justice to what jokes the Kennedy's are on a daily basis.
85. Posted by Faith+1 | June 16, 2006 4:27 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 16:27
86. Posted by guido | June 16, 2006 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy: "The problem with Bush, as I see it, dad, is that he quit drinking 30 years ago. I mean, what's up with that?"
Fat Boy: "Eeera, exactly right, um, Patches. The lack of, eeera, ah, alcoholic spirits, um, coursing through the, ah, ah, bloodstream, causes one's liberal, um, ah, judgement to, eeera, be clouded by, um, um, ah, reality. See that you never fall into that, eeera, right wing trap, Patches."
Boy: "Don't worry, dad, I brought the Chivas and condoms."
Fat Boy: "That's my, um, ah, um, eeera, boy!"
86. Posted by guido | June 16, 2006 4:30 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 16:30
87. Posted by Dodo David | June 16, 2006 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Question: Why are both Kennedys walking?
Answer: Neither Kennedy trusts the other to drive.
87. Posted by Dodo David | June 16, 2006 4:32 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 16:32
88. Posted by guido | June 16, 2006 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fatman and Little Boy!
88. Posted by guido | June 16, 2006 4:32 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 16:32
89. Posted by JimK | June 16, 2006 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Err, uhh...yer a broad, right? Nice gams ya got theah."
"No, Dad. I'm not a girl."
"Three more scotches and you, uhh, will be. Where'd I pahk the err, uhh, cah?"
89. Posted by JimK | June 16, 2006 6:12 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 18:12
90. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted:
"...and remember - Jack Bauer must be stopped at all costs."
90. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 16, 2006 6:37 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 18:37
91. Posted by Kevin | June 16, 2006 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your mother has some nerve throwing US out of the house!
91. Posted by Kevin | June 16, 2006 9:30 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 21:30
92. Posted by DOUG BOOK | June 16, 2006 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee dad, do ya think the girls'll be OK till we get back?
Look, I told you, don't worry. Two quick sets and the Chivas and nachos we brought. Besides, they've got an air pocket almost the size of the back seat.
92. Posted by DOUG BOOK | June 16, 2006 10:23 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 22:23
93. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honey! can You drive Me to My car?
93. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 10:48 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 22:48
94. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is there a weight watchers near?
94. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 10:53 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 22:53
95. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wheres the nearest Liquor store again?
95. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 10:55 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 22:55
96. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which bag did i put the vermouth in again?
96. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 10:59 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 22:59
97. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 11:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks for bailing Me out again Robert...
97. Posted by virgo1 | June 16, 2006 11:00 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 23:00
98. Posted by Charles V | June 16, 2006 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sources have confirmed that Senator Edward Kennedy did volunteer for Cambridge hospital's male pregnancy program. He is seen here arriving at the hosptal for some last minute medical diagnostic tests. Sources also stated that the due date is soon. Very soon.
98. Posted by Charles V | June 16, 2006 11:27 PM |
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Posted on June 16, 2006 23:27
99. Posted by Usful Ijit | June 17, 2006 12:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Young Patrick Kennedy joins his father Ted in the the eternal and so far futile search for the real killers of Mary Jo Kopechne.
99. Posted by Usful Ijit | June 17, 2006 12:55 AM |
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Posted on June 17, 2006 00:55
100. Posted by JEFF | June 17, 2006 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shnoozers and Boozers
100. Posted by JEFF | June 17, 2006 11:42 AM |
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Posted on June 17, 2006 11:42
101. Posted by 914 | June 17, 2006 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotch hounds in love
101. Posted by 914 | June 17, 2006 1:58 PM |
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Posted on June 17, 2006 13:58
102. Posted by 914 | June 17, 2006 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bourban Legend
102. Posted by 914 | June 17, 2006 5:54 PM |
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Posted on June 17, 2006 17:54
103. Posted by rb | June 17, 2006 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not to worry, I'll take care of the driving...
103. Posted by rb | June 17, 2006 6:04 PM |
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Posted on June 17, 2006 18:04
104. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 17, 2006 9:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've been on this surveillance duty for two weeks: We dubbed the one on the left,
'Madame Sirhan Sirhan' and the portly one on the right, 'Bay of Pig.' "
104. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 17, 2006 9:38 PM |
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Posted on June 17, 2006 21:38
105. Posted by DSL | June 17, 2006 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dad, do you think it's too late to get into investment banking?"
105. Posted by DSL | June 17, 2006 11:17 PM |
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Posted on June 17, 2006 23:17
106. Posted by helena | June 17, 2006 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, really, I think I'd make an excellent priest."
106. Posted by helena | June 17, 2006 11:23 PM |
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Posted on June 17, 2006 23:23
107. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2006 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honey I shrunk the Vineyard!!
107. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2006 5:16 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2006 17:16
108. Posted by GOP and College | June 21, 2006 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It looks like Ted could be leaning a little to the Right...Wait, that's the Bourbon doing that. Nevermind."
108. Posted by GOP and College | June 21, 2006 7:54 PM |
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Posted on June 21, 2006 19:54