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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: June 9, 2006 - 10:20 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

An unidentified German soccer fan gives a thumbs-up at the Pariser Platz square in Berlin June 7, 2006. The World Cup 2006 will be opened with the match Germany vs Costa Rica in Munich on Friday evening. WORLD CUP 2006 PREVIEW REUTERS/Arnd Wiegmann (GERMANY)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

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Comments (95)

My helmet? My thumb? My m... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Timmer | June 9, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

My helmet? My thumb? My mustache? Doesn't matter as long as you sit.

1. Posted by Timmer | June 9, 2006 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:24

The new Wolrd Cup's mascot,... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Headzero | June 9, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headzero:

The new Wolrd Cup's mascot, really defining that soccer is gay.

2. Posted by Headzero | June 9, 2006 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:26

The French will never see u... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Matt | June 9, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

The French will never see us coming!

3. Posted by Matt | June 9, 2006 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:29

I thought Poland was first ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Dave thA | June 9, 2006 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave thA:

I thought Poland was first on the schedule?

4. Posted by Dave thA | June 9, 2006 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:30

Hey Ahmadinejad! WAY TO GO... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by cagey1 | June 9, 2006 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cagey1:

Hey Ahmadinejad! WAY TO GO, BABY!!!

5. Posted by cagey1 | June 9, 2006 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:30

Zarqawi totgesagt!!... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by jab | June 9, 2006 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jab:

Zarqawi totgesagt!!

6. Posted by jab | June 9, 2006 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:30

The new invisible Pils and ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by epador | June 9, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

The new invisible Pils and Stein, perfect for any public occasion.

7. Posted by epador | June 9, 2006 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:31

The last one I found I put ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rick K | June 9, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick K:

The last one I found I put on my helmet!

8. Posted by Rick K | June 9, 2006 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:33

Ist das nicht dein Schnitze... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by alfaboy | June 9, 2006 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
alfaboy:

Ist das nicht dein Schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist mein Schnitzelbank!

9. Posted by alfaboy | June 9, 2006 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:34

This is not your father's S... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Brad | June 9, 2006 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

This is not your father's Sgt. Schultz.

10. Posted by Brad | June 9, 2006 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:35

"I'm Too Sexy For My Hat."<... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by radio free fred | June 9, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I'm Too Sexy For My Hat."

11. Posted by radio free fred | June 9, 2006 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:36

"Say, you haven't seen my p... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Giacomo | June 9, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Say, you haven't seen my propeller, have you?"

12. Posted by Giacomo | June 9, 2006 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:36

"It's no surprise, but I kn... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Giacomo | June 9, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"It's no surprise, but I know nothink, I hear nothink, I see no-think."

13. Posted by Giacomo | June 9, 2006 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:38

Carrying break dancing to n... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Gmac | June 9, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Carrying break dancing to new level Hans said "When they score, I spin!"

14. Posted by Gmac | June 9, 2006 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:38

German Chancellor Angela Me... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Regret | June 9, 2006 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Regret:

German Chancellor Angela Merkel (pictured above) said Thursday that the death of al-Zarqawi one of the most wanted al-Qaida terrorists, was "good news."

15. Posted by Regret | June 9, 2006 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:41

"New German Lunch Box For B... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by radio free fred | June 9, 2006 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"New German Lunch Box For Busy People On The Run."

16. Posted by radio free fred | June 9, 2006 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:41

Seconds later, the giant ba... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 9, 2006 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Seconds later, the giant ball flattened the unsuspecting Gunther.

17. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 9, 2006 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:43

This caption contest is ove... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jimmy the Dhimmi | June 9, 2006 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jimmy the Dhimmi:

This caption contest is over, the first guy wins it.

18. Posted by Jimmy the Dhimmi | June 9, 2006 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:46

"No More Schnapps For Pops.... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by radio free fred | June 9, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"No More Schnapps For Pops."

19. Posted by radio free fred | June 9, 2006 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:50

I know NOTHING, NOTHING!</p... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rick13 | June 9, 2006 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

I know NOTHING, NOTHING!

20. Posted by Rick13 | June 9, 2006 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:51

Oddly, I don't question his... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Robb H | June 9, 2006 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robb H:

Oddly, I don't question his patriotism. He must be a bigot and a hatemonger.

21. Posted by Robb H | June 9, 2006 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:52

"Woo-hoo! I'm blowing off ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Falze | June 9, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Woo-hoo! I'm blowing off the work week to watch the World Cup! 30 more free hours!"

22. Posted by Falze | June 9, 2006 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:54

"The gift bag is great. I e... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Ingress | June 9, 2006 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ingress:

"The gift bag is great. I especially liked the jock cup in the shape of the earth. Wanna see my World Cup?"

23. Posted by Ingress | June 9, 2006 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:55

Fortunately, propriety prev... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by sylvan | June 9, 2006 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sylvan:

Fortunately, propriety prevented the inclusion of a third little "pointer."

24. Posted by sylvan | June 9, 2006 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:57

The stealthy return of Kais... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by stan25 | June 9, 2006 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

The stealthy return of Kaiser Wilhelm

25. Posted by stan25 | June 9, 2006 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:59

"Get your jock cup off your... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 9, 2006 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Get your jock cup off your head."

26. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 9, 2006 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:59

If you can't be an athelete... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 9, 2006 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

If you can't be an athelete, at least you can be an athletic supporter.

27. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 9, 2006 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:00

Germany's threat of a "Fift... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Faith+1 | June 9, 2006 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Germany's threat of a "Fifth Reich" somehow carries less of a punch than the previous four...

28. Posted by Faith+1 | June 9, 2006 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:02

But Col. Klink, I know nooo... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Jim | June 9, 2006 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

But Col. Klink, I know nooothiing about football.

29. Posted by Jim | June 9, 2006 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:07

Youv'e seen big and bigger.... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by wurmrider | June 9, 2006 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wurmrider:

Youv'e seen big and bigger...shall I show you biggest?

30. Posted by wurmrider | June 9, 2006 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:13

Besides German flag inspire... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 9, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Besides German flag inspired Kaiser-Style souvenir helmets, other items selling briskly at the 2006 World Cup are Snow Globes of bombed out London landmarks, World Cup 2006 commemorative beer steins with decorative Battle of the Marne scenes, and Iron Cross coaster sets.

31. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 9, 2006 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:15

Getting into the spirit of ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | June 9, 2006 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

Getting into the spirit of the World Cup, Trojan introduces their new line of hats with the 'Reservoir End'.

32. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | June 9, 2006 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:16

Germany's adoption of a var... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 9, 2006 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Germany's adoption of a variation of Kancho as a national pasttime, gave a new meaning to the European Union

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 9, 2006 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:16

"Hans, listen closely. I s... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by DaveD | June 9, 2006 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

"Hans, listen closely. I said I would enjoy 'some soccer', not 'thumb sucker'."

34. Posted by DaveD | June 9, 2006 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:19

Giant Soccer Ball Runs Over... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by billburz | June 9, 2006 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Giant Soccer Ball Runs Over Funny Looking European! Red Flag At Eleven!

35. Posted by billburz | June 9, 2006 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:26

Third times the charm, worl... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 9, 2006 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Third times the charm, world domination by kicking it in the balls.

36. Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 9, 2006 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:29

This kurt gesture implies h... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Karl der Grosse | June 9, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl der Grosse:

This kurt gesture implies he has no problem with helmut herr.

37. Posted by Karl der Grosse | June 9, 2006 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:39

Habt bier??... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by leelu | June 9, 2006 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
leelu:

Habt bier??

38. Posted by leelu | June 9, 2006 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:52

Four out of five German soc... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by lawhawk | June 9, 2006 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Four out of five German soccer enthusiasts agree that killing Zarqawi was a most excellent piece of news.

39. Posted by lawhawk | June 9, 2006 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 11:59

I'm brainless and witless a... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Gayle Miller | June 9, 2006 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

I'm brainless and witless and every two years I get to prove it at the World Cup!

40. Posted by Gayle Miller | June 9, 2006 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:12

Springtime for Hitler and G... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by sentinel | June 9, 2006 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

41. Posted by sentinel | June 9, 2006 12:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:13

"Kaiser-chic" is the name f... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | June 9, 2006 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

"Kaiser-chic" is the name for the odd new fashion trend sweeping Germany.

42. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | June 9, 2006 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:24

German fans on the Siegfrie... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by DOUG BOOK | June 9, 2006 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DOUG BOOK:

German fans on the Siegfried line look forward to this months matches.

43. Posted by DOUG BOOK | June 9, 2006 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:27

Das wiener.... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by McCain | June 9, 2006 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Das wiener.

44. Posted by McCain | June 9, 2006 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:30

Until now, I never apprecia... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by McCain | June 9, 2006 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Until now, I never appreciated a Mexican hat dance.

45. Posted by McCain | June 9, 2006 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:37

"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by mojo | June 9, 2006 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

46. Posted by mojo | June 9, 2006 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:37

Unemployed since performing... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by tarheelcon | June 9, 2006 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tarheelcon:

Unemployed since performing as a clown in the closing cermonies at Torino, this man is thrilled to be a part yet another European sports event.

47. Posted by tarheelcon | June 9, 2006 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:43

George Galloway does his Sg... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by mesablue | June 9, 2006 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mesablue:

George Galloway does his Sgt. Schulz imitation on the new Big Brother -- World Cup Edition.

48. Posted by mesablue | June 9, 2006 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:48

German dick-head with infla... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by John | June 9, 2006 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

German dick-head with inflated balls.

49. Posted by John | June 9, 2006 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:51

Lady, pass Me a beer!... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by virgo.. | June 9, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo..:

Lady, pass Me a beer!

50. Posted by virgo.. | June 9, 2006 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 12:58

I know nozink!... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by crosspatch | June 9, 2006 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
crosspatch:

I know nozink!

51. Posted by crosspatch | June 9, 2006 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:04

Stands with a fist!... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by virgo | June 9, 2006 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

Stands with a fist!

52. Posted by virgo | June 9, 2006 1:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:06

What has two thumbs, a Kasi... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by JamesT | June 9, 2006 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JamesT:

What has two thumbs, a Kasier helm and likes to score? This guy!

53. Posted by JamesT | June 9, 2006 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:07

Ich bin ein dufus!... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Guido | June 9, 2006 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Ich bin ein dufus!

54. Posted by Guido | June 9, 2006 1:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:11

Well this certainly puts th... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Guido | June 9, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Well this certainly puts the final nail in the coffin of that whole "Master Race" assertion.

55. Posted by Guido | June 9, 2006 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:16

A redneck born and bred... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by virgo | June 9, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

A redneck born and bred

56. Posted by virgo | June 9, 2006 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:16

The Official Mascot of the ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Peter F. | June 9, 2006 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The Official Mascot of the World's Most Boring Game.

57. Posted by Peter F. | June 9, 2006 1:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:23

Leader of the "Hamburg Cell... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Peter F. | June 9, 2006 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Leader of the "Hamburg Cell" surveillance team.

58. Posted by Peter F. | June 9, 2006 1:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:44

4th Stooge sited in Italy</... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Steve | June 9, 2006 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve:

4th Stooge sited in Italy

59. Posted by Steve | June 9, 2006 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 13:46

Done. The frickin Iranian w... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by tblubrd | June 9, 2006 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tblubrd:

Done. The frickin Iranian whacko is down for the count.

60. Posted by tblubrd | June 9, 2006 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 14:01

After his rocketship Big Bo... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Joel | June 9, 2006 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

After his rocketship Big Boy's return to earth, Dr. Evil's grandfather Kaiser Wilhelm shows his optimism about being able to take over the world--this time with the help of Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the German and Iranian national teams and an "understanding" with FIFA officials.

61. Posted by Joel | June 9, 2006 2:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 14:05

Kraut Weinerschwitzel makes... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by virgo | June 9, 2006 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo:

Kraut Weinerschwitzel makes an appearance at the world cup of beer swilling championships.. Long live das Fuhrer..

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Posted on June 9, 2006 14:05

"Thanks to this soccer fan'... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Mtgyau | June 9, 2006 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mtgyau:

"Thanks to this soccer fan's nipple helmet, the giant soccer ball in the background - enlarged due to global warming - was deflated and an environmental disaster avoided at the World Cup."

63. Posted by Mtgyau | June 9, 2006 3:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 15:11

"Mein 'stache, eine Bier, e... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Adjustah | June 9, 2006 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

"Mein 'stache, eine Bier, eine helmet zat rings. zese are a few of my favoritze things..."

64. Posted by Adjustah | June 9, 2006 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 15:29

Kaiser Soze? Is that you?</... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Adjustah | June 9, 2006 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

Kaiser Soze? Is that you?

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Posted on June 9, 2006 15:42

It's cold.... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by von | June 9, 2006 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
von:

It's cold.

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Posted on June 9, 2006 16:31

"I just rubbed Viagra on my... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Tim | June 9, 2006 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

"I just rubbed Viagra on my helmet!!"

67. Posted by Tim | June 9, 2006 5:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 17:13

The face of friendly fascis... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by smitty | June 9, 2006 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

The face of friendly fascism.

68. Posted by smitty | June 9, 2006 5:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 17:21

This guy must be one of tho... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by OregonMuse | June 9, 2006 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

This guy must be one of those sophisticated Europeans I keep hearing about.

69. Posted by OregonMuse | June 9, 2006 6:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 18:14

"Ja, bier uber alles!"<br /... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by OregonMuse | June 9, 2006 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Ja, bier uber alles!"

70. Posted by OregonMuse | June 9, 2006 6:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 18:15

C'mon, pull my finger!... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Takefive | June 9, 2006 6:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Takefive:

C'mon, pull my finger!

71. Posted by Takefive | June 9, 2006 6:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 18:40

Now you listen to me. I di... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by James C. | June 9, 2006 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James C.:

Now you listen to me. I did have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

72. Posted by James C. | June 9, 2006 7:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 19:00

Multi-color WWI-retro Kaise... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 9, 2006 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Multi-color WWI-retro Kaiser III work helmet--55 marks.

German flag cheek paintings--40 Marks

World Cup '06 jersey (in English) in German national team colors--144 marks

Father's multiple war crimes forgotten--priceless.

73. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 9, 2006 7:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 19:20

German's newest safety devi... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jason | June 9, 2006 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

German's newest safety device for World Cup riders: the Bruststurzhelm with erectable nipple for extra impact protection.

74. Posted by Jason | June 9, 2006 8:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 20:12

"Kraut In A Can."... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by radio free fred | June 9, 2006 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Kraut In A Can."

75. Posted by radio free fred | June 9, 2006 8:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 20:40

HEY LOOK CORNEL KLINK I FOU... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Eon the terrible | June 9, 2006 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eon the terrible:

HEY LOOK CORNEL KLINK I FOUND DA LOST IRON CROSS FROM LAST YEARS WHOOPIE PARTY

76. Posted by Eon the terrible | June 9, 2006 9:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 21:04

"My name's Helmut Goldstein... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 9, 2006 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"My name's Helmut Goldstein; today, once again,
I resisted the urge to kill myself. Yahoo!!!"

77. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | June 9, 2006 9:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 21:23

1) It's the annual German b... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Pat | June 9, 2006 9:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

1) It's the annual German butt-plug festival. I don't know what that hat's for, though.

2) The buddy Geist.

78. Posted by Pat | June 9, 2006 9:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 9, 2006 21:26

Give me header.... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by McCain | June 10, 2006 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Give me header.

79. Posted by McCain | June 10, 2006 12:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 00:58

He runs out on the field. A... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Arcticman Speaks | June 10, 2006 3:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks:

He runs out on the field. And just before getting smashed by a soccer ball, the worlds smallest German idiot gives a big thumbs-up! for the game.

80. Posted by Arcticman Speaks | June 10, 2006 3:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 03:43

"Vee are zee champions -- o... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Nylda | June 10, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

"Vee are zee champions -- of zee vorld ... "
(the Queen lyrics)

81. Posted by Nylda | June 10, 2006 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 09:36

Feel like your Farfrompo... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 10, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Feel like your Farfrompoopin' try Nimrod's new constipation relief.

82. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 10, 2006 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 09:57

It has become very apparent... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Maggie | June 10, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

It has become very apparent that Germany security at the World Cup is a failure....all sorts of terrorists have managed entry to the games.

83. Posted by Maggie | June 10, 2006 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 10:00

Despite an intensive two-ye... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2006 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Despite an intensive two-year search, Hans was unable to find the giant soccer ball reputedly hidden in Berlin.

84. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2006 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 13:16

The new uniforms dictated b... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Adjustah | June 10, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

The new uniforms dictated by the Versailles Treaty were what actually started the second war...

85. Posted by Adjustah | June 10, 2006 3:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 15:01

Willkommen to Düsseldork!</... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by guido | June 10, 2006 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Willkommen to Düsseldork!

86. Posted by guido | June 10, 2006 6:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 18:32

Until tomorrow, I'm Reinhea... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by JD | June 10, 2006 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

Until tomorrow, I'm Reinheardt Burgermeister - You stay classy, Berlin!"

87. Posted by JD | June 10, 2006 8:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 20:12

Ah, Germany, where gay marr... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 10, 2006 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Ah, Germany, where gay marriage is not just legal, but apparently the only option.

88. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 10, 2006 10:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2006 22:53

When President Abada... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by jack rudd | June 11, 2006 12:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack rudd:


When President Abadanutjob's deputy arrives, we'll kick the crap out of him. YES!

89. Posted by jack rudd | June 11, 2006 12:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2006 00:48

Sprechen Sie Dork?... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | June 11, 2006 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

Sprechen Sie Dork?

90. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | June 11, 2006 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2006 11:30

Ellen Degeneres visits worl... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by virgo1 | June 11, 2006 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo1:

Ellen Degeneres visits world cup soccer.

91. Posted by virgo1 | June 11, 2006 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2006 12:14

I represent the lollipop ki... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by virgo1 | June 11, 2006 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
virgo1:

I represent the lollipop kids,the lollipop kids,the lollipop kids, and in the name of the lollipop kids, i wish to welcome You to Munchgin land..

92. Posted by virgo1 | June 11, 2006 4:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2006 16:14

Deutschbag!... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by guido | June 11, 2006 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Deutschbag!

93. Posted by guido | June 11, 2006 6:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2006 18:28

Dinkle Acker!Dinkl... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Maggie | June 11, 2006 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Dinkle Acker!

Dinkle Acker!

Huh, Huh, Huh!

94. Posted by Maggie | June 11, 2006 6:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2006 18:47

Yah, just guess where my <b... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Lisa | June 15, 2006 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lisa:

Yah, just guess where my other tattoo is hiding!

95. Posted by Lisa | June 15, 2006 9:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 15, 2006 21:34




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