This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ went for the obvious... Even still I was surprised by the variety in the entries. Rodney nearly won with a late Sunday entry of, "Last time we went huntin' together, Cheney missed me by this much," but in the end I enjoyed the Cheney schlong gag better. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rodney Dill) - "President Bush corrects the Dick Cheney Schlong myth."
2) (pprice) - "You see, that's why the 'virgin thing' is so important."
3) (DaveD) - "Damn, I can't believe I forgot my PIN again!!!! LAURAAAAA!!!!!"
Honorable Mention
4) (D. Carter) - "Well, ya know, alotta our foreign policy problems were created by two ex-presidents. I don't want to get personal, but their last names began with this letter."
5) (spacemonkey) - "W: What was my average at Yale? Well, I can show you in sign language."
6) (Smoke Eater) - "(Bush thought bubble) - I just wonder what will be said when I really DO crush someone's head by doing this?"
The Watches Too Much Noggin Award goes to:
(Mighty Dwight) - "C'mon everybody, sing it..C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...OOOOOHHHH C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...Ohh Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C"
Until next Friday...
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Comments (9)
Dill is wrong. That's girt... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Aaron's cc: | February 13, 2006 5:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dill is wrong. That's girth.
1. Posted by Aaron's cc: | February 13, 2006 5:41 AM |
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Posted on February 13, 2006 05:41
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 13, 2006 6:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Kevin, It's always an honor to place anywhere in the top six, its gotten pretty competitive.
I still think he's indicating the international symbol for gherkin, Aaron.
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 13, 2006 6:02 AM |
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Posted on February 13, 2006 06:02
3. Posted by JAT | February 13, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know what is really fun about this contest? It's the variety of entries, and the fact that none are really vile, hateful, and totally disgusting - like you sees from entries posted over at Daily Kos.
Had this one been just a couple of days later, I could see the winner being: And Cheney said "Missed him by that much!" mimicking Don Adams!
Nice picks Keven!
3. Posted by JAT | February 13, 2006 8:21 AM |
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Posted on February 13, 2006 08:21
4. Posted by Mighty Dwight | February 13, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have a 5 year old and a 9 month old...so yes, I do watch entirely too much Noggin. But that was just begging to be done. I can see Bush leading his cabinet in the Cookie Monster song every day before discusing Iraq. ha.
4. Posted by Mighty Dwight | February 13, 2006 10:29 AM |
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Posted on February 13, 2006 10:29
5. Posted by jeff | February 13, 2006 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This wasn't one of the better caption contests... in fact JAT's caption is clearly deserving of a retroactive win.
5. Posted by jeff | February 13, 2006 12:29 PM |
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Posted on February 13, 2006 12:29
6. Posted by Smoke Eater | February 13, 2006 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I WON! YOU LIKE ME, YOU REALLY LIKE ME!
6. Posted by Smoke Eater | February 13, 2006 3:10 PM |
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Posted on February 13, 2006 15:10
7. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 13, 2006 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Great job this week--I thought my
jab at the President's mother and father, respectively, was good enough for an
"honorable mention"--
but maybe next time.
Great submissions
Out of respect to "SIGN LANGUAGE"-THOUGH-
he is making a 'G'--but that's complete
nitpicking and I want to be considered
in the future.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 13, 2006 4:17 PM |
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Posted on February 13, 2006 16:17
8. Posted by spacemonkey | February 15, 2006 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well Steve, a 'C' Student might mispell... ahhh forget it.
8. Posted by spacemonkey | February 15, 2006 12:47 AM |
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Posted on February 15, 2006 00:47
9. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 17, 2006 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Solid point, spacemonkey! I understand
where you're going with that--just paying respect
to any hearing-impaired writers/contest hopefuls.
9. Posted by Steve Doherty Jr. | February 17, 2006 12:41 PM |
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Posted on February 17, 2006 12:41