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Comments (156)
"He has our prrrrecious!"</... (Below threshold)1. Posted by solo | February 3, 2006 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He has our prrrrecious!"
1. Posted by solo | February 3, 2006 7:24 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 07:24
2. Posted by Nick Bank | February 3, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary sees her shadow it's 2 1/2 years of Republican rule.
2. Posted by Nick Bank | February 3, 2006 7:34 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 07:34
3. Posted by FreakyBoy | February 3, 2006 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
(apologies to Monty Python)
3. Posted by FreakyBoy | February 3, 2006 7:49 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 07:49
4. Posted by bullwinkle | February 3, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary's face always did that when using her echo-location superpowers but she did keep the flying insects to a minimum in D.C.
4. Posted by bullwinkle | February 3, 2006 7:51 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 07:51
5. Posted by Tango | February 3, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and all you groundhogs out there, pulled from your home in the dead of winter for some good-ole-boy folk law...you know what I mean (knuck, knuck, knuck)."
5. Posted by Tango | February 3, 2006 7:55 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 07:55
6. Posted by Mike Williams | February 3, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Breaking...
Hillary Clinton cast to play "The Joker" in the next Batman movie.
6. Posted by Mike Williams | February 3, 2006 8:06 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:06
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ok, Ok, I'll put the silver cross away, Senator Clinton."
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:13 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:13
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tazers, not just for self-defense anymore.
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:15 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:15
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sorry Senator Clinton, but I had to check, they said you had pretty big balls there."
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:16 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:16
10. Posted by Frank | February 3, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wish Lewinsky would have just clamped down like this."
10. Posted by Frank | February 3, 2006 8:20 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:20
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pardon me Senator, but all I said was my husband really knows how to enjoy a cigar."
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:21 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:21
12. Posted by radio free fred | February 3, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Then I whistled through my teeth and yelled ; Bill leave those women alone and come inside right now!"
12. Posted by radio free fred | February 3, 2006 8:23 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:23
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Summer Blockbuster coming to a theatre near you.
President Evil
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:25 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:25
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're beginning to freak me out Ma'am, now turn your had back around to your front."
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 8:26 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:26
15. Posted by radio free fred | February 3, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Your standing on my foot and I ain't just a whistling Dixie!"
15. Posted by radio free fred | February 3, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:30
16. Posted by Ed | February 3, 2006 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You will listen to me young Skywalker and come to the dark side.
16. Posted by Ed | February 3, 2006 8:31 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:31
17. Posted by rick13 | February 3, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bring it on BITCH!"
17. Posted by rick13 | February 3, 2006 8:33 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:33
18. Posted by rick13 | February 3, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You can't handle the truth"!
18. Posted by rick13 | February 3, 2006 8:33 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:33
19. Posted by robert | February 3, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a man from Hope,
and a partner with whom he thought he could cope.
But can you blame him that day,
when he started to stray?
Either that, or look for a rope.
19. Posted by robert | February 3, 2006 8:38 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:38
20. Posted by bRight & Early | February 3, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And that cute little squirrel in the back yard looked just like this."
20. Posted by bRight & Early | February 3, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:43
21. Posted by Gary | February 3, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now staring Hillary! Chucky's evil sister!
21. Posted by Gary | February 3, 2006 8:49 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:49
22. Posted by bill j. | February 3, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, we intend to take back part of that tax break and use it for the common good!"
22. Posted by bill j. | February 3, 2006 8:49 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 08:49
23. Posted by Tom Bazan | February 3, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just squeal when you folks say you will vote for me to rule Animal Farm.
23. Posted by Tom Bazan | February 3, 2006 9:03 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:03
24. Posted by Hamish | February 3, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Omitted from her official web site:
"Senator Clinton, in her unending quest to expand her knowledge about health care issues, undergoes a prostate exam."
Hamish
24. Posted by Hamish | February 3, 2006 9:06 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:06
25. Posted by Hamish | February 3, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Guess where Bill put that middle-class tax cut he promised?"
25. Posted by Hamish | February 3, 2006 9:07 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:07
26. Posted by McGehee | February 3, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
26. Posted by McGehee | February 3, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:09
27. Posted by Falze | February 3, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), shown here responding to an anti-war protester a fraction of a second before unleashing the most foul, profane curse ever uttered. DC Police estimate the resulting damage at over $3B while the loss of life is still unknown. Senator Clinton is currently in custody and has made no public statement beyond uttering, over and over again, "I am not a witch, I am not a witch!"
27. Posted by Falze | February 3, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:09
28. Posted by Falze | February 3, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As part of her health care initiative, Senator Clinton demonstrates for an audience the heartbreaking results of too much hot air coupled with too many clenched orifices.
28. Posted by Falze | February 3, 2006 9:12 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:12
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmm, now just where did I set down, Ted Kennedy's urine sample."
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 9:16 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:16
30. Posted by Jeff | February 3, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who oppose me in 2008!
30. Posted by Jeff | February 3, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:22
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Queen of the Dem'd
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 9:23 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:23
32. Posted by MjM | February 3, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MMMMMEEERRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!
(Reenacted here)
32. Posted by MjM | February 3, 2006 9:30 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:30
33. Posted by docjim505 | February 3, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Give me the Ssssorcerer's Sssstone, Harry Potter!"
33. Posted by docjim505 | February 3, 2006 9:30 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:30
34. Posted by Dorkamus | February 3, 2006 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sorry I'm late with your meds Senator"
34. Posted by Dorkamus | February 3, 2006 9:30 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:30
35. Posted by Good Lt | February 3, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe we were too hard on Bill....
35. Posted by Good Lt | February 3, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:36
36. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | February 3, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No!...Vince is......A..live??????!!!!!!!
36. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | February 3, 2006 9:39 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:39
37. Posted by Robert | February 3, 2006 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here, ladies and gentlemen is the Upper Class Twit of the year!
37. Posted by Robert | February 3, 2006 9:40 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:40
38. Posted by D. Carter | February 3, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh oh. Full moon. Break out the wolfbane.
38. Posted by D. Carter | February 3, 2006 9:41 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:41
39. Posted by billburz | February 3, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary showing the effect on her cheek after doing a lewinsky on bill.
39. Posted by billburz | February 3, 2006 9:41 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:41
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and Hillary, I know Geena Davis, and you're no Geena Davis."
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 9:41 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:41
41. Posted by radio free fred | February 3, 2006 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Chelsea Sold Seashells By The Seashore!"
41. Posted by radio free fred | February 3, 2006 9:44 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:44
42. Posted by JimK | February 3, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He f****ed another one...I'm sorry, Hill."
"GODDAMMIT...I SWEAR I'M GONNA CUT HIS SH(shutter click)IT RIGHT OFF!"
42. Posted by JimK | February 3, 2006 9:50 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:50
43. Posted by OregonMuse | February 3, 2006 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm sorry, but it's been frozen like this ever since I took a wrong turn and accidentally walked in on Dick Cheney in the Senate men's room."
43. Posted by OregonMuse | February 3, 2006 9:58 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 09:58
44. Posted by bcb0225 | February 3, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As seen here, vampires often attempt to hyponotize their victims before attacking them.
44. Posted by bcb0225 | February 3, 2006 10:02 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:02
45. Posted by yetanotherjohn | February 3, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir, I know the grimacing during the SOTU didn't work. And I agree that the eye rolling and head shaking wasn't a good idea. And I know we didn't get it right this year with smile and eye rolling. So I know my facial poses triangulation has been a bit off. But sir, I will stake my career on the fact that this look is not the one to propel Hillary into the White House in 2008.
45. Posted by yetanotherjohn | February 3, 2006 10:07 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:07
46. Posted by Brian the Adequate | February 3, 2006 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll tax you my pretty and your little dog Toto too!
46. Posted by Brian the Adequate | February 3, 2006 10:09 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:09
47. Posted by bcb0225 | February 3, 2006 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When a Liberal's Head Explodes
47. Posted by bcb0225 | February 3, 2006 10:16 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:16
48. Posted by skymuse | February 3, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why, yes, I've had some work done....how did you know?
48. Posted by skymuse | February 3, 2006 10:22 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:22
49. Posted by Charles Bannerman | February 3, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WHO SAID I WAS WEENED ON A PICKLE???
49. Posted by Charles Bannerman | February 3, 2006 10:22 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:22
50. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | February 3, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So I hawked up a gob like this:" *hawwwwwwwwwwwk* "and spit it in Bill's face after that Monica thing."
50. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | February 3, 2006 10:25 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:25
51. Posted by bill | February 3, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
after mentioning how Bill's unit bends to the right, Hillary shows the effect on her cheek.
51. Posted by bill | February 3, 2006 10:26 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:26
52. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 3, 2006 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will be the first chipmunk President.
52. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 3, 2006 10:27 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:27
53. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | February 3, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ignoring the warnings on the ACME Do-it-yourself Botox kit, Hillary Clinton (Socialist-NY) found out the hard way that one should not attempt to smile during the procedure.
53. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | February 3, 2006 10:28 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:28
54. Posted by Hermoine | February 3, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Arkansas/New York Horror
54. Posted by Hermoine | February 3, 2006 10:29 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:29
55. Posted by Victor | February 3, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumping Jesus Christ, that's a scary picture!
55. Posted by Victor | February 3, 2006 10:31 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:31
56. Posted by bcb0225 | February 3, 2006 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Botox anyone?
56. Posted by bcb0225 | February 3, 2006 10:32 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:32
57. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 3, 2006 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DNC Factoid: Only Hillary can hit the high notes during the queefing of the Star Spangled Banner
57. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 3, 2006 10:37 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:37
58. Posted by Smokey | February 3, 2006 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You see, by holding our faces like this during the President's speech, we can make him mess up, then when the camera pans to us, we will look surprised without changing our faces. Brilliant, no?
58. Posted by Smokey | February 3, 2006 10:44 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:44
59. Posted by Timmer | February 3, 2006 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Senator's handlers were distraught when they realized that no one had briefed the boss on what auditioning for "Suicide Girls" entailed.
59. Posted by Timmer | February 3, 2006 10:46 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:46
60. Posted by Timmer | February 3, 2006 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Getting on in years, Frank Oz mistakes the Senator with the rolling eyes and silly grin for one of his Muppets.
60. Posted by Timmer | February 3, 2006 10:53 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 10:53
61. Posted by Clancy | February 3, 2006 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Although generally thought of as a centrist, Hillary is shown her supporting the barking moonbat wing of the Democratic party."
61. Posted by Clancy | February 3, 2006 11:02 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:02
62. Posted by lawhawk | February 3, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes! --- oh wait, did I say that outloud?
You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a chad, you pull a ballot box. He sends one of yours to the courts, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Bush! Damn it!!! I wasn't supposed to say that outloud...
62. Posted by lawhawk | February 3, 2006 11:03 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:03
63. Posted by Hamish | February 3, 2006 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Senator, if that's your 'O-Face,' I think I understand why Bill spent so much time catting around."
63. Posted by Hamish | February 3, 2006 11:07 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:07
64. Posted by Kirk | February 3, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ju...Ju...Ju...Just wait till I am President"
64. Posted by Kirk | February 3, 2006 11:09 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:09
65. Posted by Faith+1 | February 3, 2006 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One face lift too many...
65. Posted by Faith+1 | February 3, 2006 11:13 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:13
66. Posted by Peace Moonbeam | February 3, 2006 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Suddenly, the bean burrito made its presence known.
66. Posted by Peace Moonbeam | February 3, 2006 11:19 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:19
67. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm...... being....... scanned......"
(one can only hope)
67. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 11:32 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:32
68. Posted by bcb0225 | February 3, 2006 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wildlife experts point to the bulging venom glands in the cheeks and curling lips as a sure sign the North America Socialist Liberal is preparing to spray poison on yet another victim.
68. Posted by bcb0225 | February 3, 2006 11:37 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:37
69. Posted by Lisa | February 3, 2006 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Listen bitch, I need the Lesbian vote, now kiss me!"
69. Posted by Lisa | February 3, 2006 11:38 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:38
70. Posted by JAT | February 3, 2006 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof there is no atmosphere on Mars...as Hillary's head explodes!
70. Posted by JAT | February 3, 2006 11:41 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:41
71. Posted by JAT | February 3, 2006 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary explodes as she is told that it is true, Bill is related the the Bushes!
71. Posted by JAT | February 3, 2006 11:43 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:43
72. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | February 3, 2006 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NICE GUY HILLARY: The man you just killed just got released from prison. He got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. He could have fucking walked. All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't; he kept his fucking mouth shut. And he did his fucking time, and he did it like a man. He did four years for us. So, Mr. Orange, you're telling me this very good friend of mine, who did four years for my father, who, in four years, never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him, you're telling me that now that this man is free and we're making good on our commitment to him, he's just going to decide, out of the fucking blue, to rip us off? Why don't you tell me what really happened?
72. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | February 3, 2006 11:43 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:43
73. Posted by scottb | February 3, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Going the extra mile to ease racial tension, Senator Clinton breaks out her showstopping rendition of "Rocky Raccoon".
73. Posted by scottb | February 3, 2006 11:56 AM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 11:56
74. Posted by The Random Yak | February 3, 2006 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't make me turn this campaign around~"
74. Posted by The Random Yak | February 3, 2006 12:08 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 12:08
75. Posted by Garry | February 3, 2006 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'I'll get you-and your little dog, too!'
75. Posted by Garry | February 3, 2006 12:11 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 12:11
76. Posted by Master Shake | February 3, 2006 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photographic evidence that the rumors of a top-secret Nazi chipmunk-human hybrid program were accurate.
76. Posted by Master Shake | February 3, 2006 12:19 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 12:19
77. Posted by Duke of DeLand | February 3, 2006 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"& I'll Huff, and I'll Puff, & I'll blow Condi's campaign away!"
77. Posted by Duke of DeLand | February 3, 2006 12:28 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 12:28
78. Posted by mag44_vaquero | February 3, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and when Bill says open your mouth and close your eyes, and I will give you a big surprize....Why I just go like this...."
78. Posted by mag44_vaquero | February 3, 2006 12:45 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 12:45
79. Posted by Peter F. | February 3, 2006 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And then I showed Bill my 'O' face..."
79. Posted by Peter F. | February 3, 2006 12:51 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 12:51
80. Posted by Norm | February 3, 2006 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is exactly how Monica looked when I caught Bill and her in the oral, er, oval office", Hillary tells Oprah.
80. Posted by Norm | February 3, 2006 12:53 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 12:53
81. Posted by Charles V | February 3, 2006 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diana, sweetheart, if you go public about our relationship, I swear those little games we play in your castle will become real!
81. Posted by Charles V | February 3, 2006 1:03 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:03
82. Posted by LaLaLa | February 3, 2006 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...And he had this look on his face the whole fucking time while reading that stupid Pet Goat book! I mean Jesus Christ!!!"
82. Posted by LaLaLa | February 3, 2006 1:05 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:05
83. Posted by jim | February 3, 2006 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was going to submit one, I really was, but the very first one (by solo) crushes mine. I realllly must learn not to be sipping on a drink when I click on "Comments" for these contests.
;-)
83. Posted by jim | February 3, 2006 1:15 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:15
84. Posted by Scotty | February 3, 2006 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Clinton speaking to an aide, immediately after realizing that what she hoped would slip out silently came out as a squeaker.
84. Posted by Scotty | February 3, 2006 1:15 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:15
85. Posted by Joe Goodwin | February 3, 2006 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We all float down here! YOU'LL FLOAT, TOO!!!!"
(with apologies to Stephen King and Tim Curry)
85. Posted by Joe Goodwin | February 3, 2006 1:21 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:21
86. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My face! I'm....melting....
86. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 1:24 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:24
87. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Bill and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?"
87. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 1:30 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:30
88. Posted by sentinel | February 3, 2006 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheeeet, girlfriend!
You know I ain't no playa hata!
88. Posted by sentinel | February 3, 2006 1:41 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:41
89. Posted by oesy | February 3, 2006 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now playing at your local theatre:
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit,
starring Hillary Clinton
89. Posted by oesy | February 3, 2006 1:42 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:42
90. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Warriors, Come Out and Play-eee-yaay!"
90. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 1:44 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:44
91. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can...you...dig....it?"
91. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 1:45 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:45
92. Posted by MunDane | February 3, 2006 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thuffering Thuckotash!
92. Posted by MunDane | February 3, 2006 1:45 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:45
93. Posted by Paul Mills | February 3, 2006 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads..."
93. Posted by Paul Mills | February 3, 2006 1:45 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:45
94. Posted by sentinel | February 3, 2006 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JEEESIS CHR!ST, I hate religious people.
94. Posted by sentinel | February 3, 2006 1:46 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:46
95. Posted by HankF | February 3, 2006 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) relaxes with the crowd after a stump speech before the Cleft Palate Foundation.
95. Posted by HankF | February 3, 2006 1:49 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:49
96. Posted by Mighty Dwight | February 3, 2006 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"J-J-J-J-J-J-J-ustice Alito....there, I said it"
96. Posted by Mighty Dwight | February 3, 2006 1:51 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:51
97. Posted by Sinner | February 3, 2006 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, you got me. I'm a MAN BABY!
Now, could you please let go of my balls!
97. Posted by Sinner | February 3, 2006 1:56 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:56
98. Posted by Spike | February 3, 2006 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's called 'FemiNazi Mudpie'. You probably took a bite from the good side."
98. Posted by Spike | February 3, 2006 1:56 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 13:56
99. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | February 3, 2006 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Solo wins! The first entry too! (sorry, but I got to lobby for that one)
What a hag
99. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | February 3, 2006 2:18 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 14:18
100. Posted by Peg | February 3, 2006 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Puleeease, can I join Alvin & the Chipmunks?"
All right you Chipmunks!
Ready to sing your song?
I'll say we are!
Yeah!
Let's sing it now!
Okay, Simon?
Okay!
Okay, Theodore?
Okay!
Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!
Okay!!!
Christmas, Christmas time is near,
Time for toys and time for cheer,
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast,
Want a plane that loops the loop,
Me, I want a hula hoop,
We can hardly stand the wait,
Please Christmas, don't be late.
Okay fellas, get ready.
That was very good, Simon.
Naturally.
Very good Theodore.
Ahkhkhkh.
Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Alvin? Alvin. ALVIN!
Okay!!!
Want a plane that loops the loop,
I still want a hula hoop,
We can hardly stand the wait,
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait,
Please Christmas, don't be late.
Very good, boys.
Let's sing it again!
Yeah, let's sing it again!
No, That's enough, let's not overdo it.
What do you mean not overdo it?
Overdo it?
We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys...
Why can't we sing it again?
100. Posted by Peg | February 3, 2006 2:32 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 14:32
101. Posted by Tom | February 3, 2006 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary won first prize in the DNC halloween contest as the frosted haired puffer fish
101. Posted by Tom | February 3, 2006 2:49 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 14:49
102. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would you like fries with that?
102. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 2:55 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 14:55
103. Posted by kbiel | February 3, 2006 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, no. Open your mouth wider! Not your eyes! At this rate, you're not going to learn how to smile in time for the 2008 elections."
103. Posted by kbiel | February 3, 2006 3:05 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 15:05
104. Posted by flydiveski | February 3, 2006 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And I'll huff,
and I'll puff,
and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!"
104. Posted by flydiveski | February 3, 2006 3:37 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 15:37
105. Posted by tacitblue | February 3, 2006 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was then that Stephanie realized that none of them would leave that room alive.
105. Posted by tacitblue | February 3, 2006 3:41 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 15:41
106. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've got to get more iodine in my diet."
106. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 3:52 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 15:52
107. Posted by tacitblue | February 3, 2006 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we see Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), trying to contort her face to resemble the person she is talking to, during her attempt of the ultimate pander.
107. Posted by tacitblue | February 3, 2006 3:55 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 15:55
108. Posted by Joe | February 3, 2006 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I always knew she had something up her ass!
108. Posted by Joe | February 3, 2006 3:59 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 15:59
109. Posted by tacitblue | February 3, 2006 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...at once she was confronted by a face from her past, from a night long ago. The memories of sweat and lust confined within the walls of a small dorm room flooded her mind. Suddenly, and without warning, she achieved orgasm. She knew by the looks on the faces of the others in the room that her attempt to hide it had been unsuccessful.
109. Posted by tacitblue | February 3, 2006 4:11 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 16:11
110. Posted by E L Frederick | February 3, 2006 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quick! The kool-aid is wearing off!!
110. Posted by E L Frederick | February 3, 2006 4:29 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 16:29
111. Posted by Clancy | February 3, 2006 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know this contest is by no means democratic, but I would agree that solo deserves this one...
111. Posted by Clancy | February 3, 2006 4:58 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 16:58
112. Posted by Faith+1 | February 3, 2006 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This was the whistling sound I kept making during the SOTU...
112. Posted by Faith+1 | February 3, 2006 5:10 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 17:10
113. Posted by Maggie | February 3, 2006 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But if Bill is 41's son, "that would make me Dubya's SISTER-IN-LAW! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeks."
113. Posted by Maggie | February 3, 2006 7:07 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 19:07
114. Posted by salsa shark | February 3, 2006 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dammit!!! I hate it when my penis comes out in the middle of a conversation!
114. Posted by salsa shark | February 3, 2006 7:19 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 19:19
115. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | February 3, 2006 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pittsburg Steelers! My ass!
115. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | February 3, 2006 7:47 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 19:47
116. Posted by Bruce Hamilton | February 3, 2006 8:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chill, Hill, the camera's rolling!
116. Posted by Bruce Hamilton | February 3, 2006 8:02 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 20:02
117. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The b*tch is packed!
117. Posted by James C. | February 3, 2006 8:05 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 20:05
118. Posted by jack rudd | February 3, 2006 8:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And during his speech did you see Bush WINK at me!?!
118. Posted by jack rudd | February 3, 2006 8:06 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 20:06
119. Posted by Bruce Hamilton | February 3, 2006 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
.... disconnect.... solo, you're a genius! Go to the top...
119. Posted by Bruce Hamilton | February 3, 2006 8:07 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 20:07
120. Posted by BorgQueen | February 3, 2006 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops, my knickers are knotted a bit too tight....again...
-or-
Should've listened to Mom when she said it'd freeze like this.
120. Posted by BorgQueen | February 3, 2006 8:18 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 20:18
121. Posted by Maddog | February 3, 2006 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't you say ANYTHING you B*tch!
121. Posted by Maddog | February 3, 2006 8:32 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 20:32
122. Posted by Mitch | February 3, 2006 8:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You belong in the Plantation, and you know what I'm talking about!"
122. Posted by Mitch | February 3, 2006 8:36 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 20:36
123. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I do hope you become president in 2008 Dear, it'll be so good to have that handsome husband of yours back in charge again."
123. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2006 9:15 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 21:15
124. Posted by Doug | February 3, 2006 9:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Suddenly, the battery operated pleasure panties went off unexpectedly.
124. Posted by Doug | February 3, 2006 9:27 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 21:27
125. Posted by Jason | February 3, 2006 10:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A photographer captures Sen. Clinton's head just seconds before it exploded after the Alito confirmation vote. No bystanders were injured by the explosion, however, as Sen. Clinton's had contained nothing but empty promises and immaterial left-wing talking points.
125. Posted by Jason | February 3, 2006 10:04 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 22:04
126. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 3, 2006 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You and your friggin' cigar jokes. Not funny then. Not funny now."
126. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 3, 2006 10:40 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 22:40
127. Posted by jack | February 3, 2006 11:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crackin' a walnut with my ass is a lot harder than I thought.
127. Posted by jack | February 3, 2006 11:16 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 23:16
128. Posted by retierd military | February 3, 2006 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What do you mean Bill got them to change the 25th Admendment and now he can run for a 3rd term!!!!"
128. Posted by retierd military | February 3, 2006 11:32 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 23:32
129. Posted by Spike | February 3, 2006 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Senator, I think they injected your face with Buttochs, not Botox."
129. Posted by Spike | February 3, 2006 11:40 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 23:40
130. Posted by Spike | February 3, 2006 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Horse's ass is a Horse's ass,
and noone can talk to a Horse's ass,
Unless, of course, that Horse's ass is.....
130. Posted by Spike | February 3, 2006 11:47 PM |
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Posted on February 3, 2006 23:47
131. Posted by spacemonkey | February 4, 2006 12:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Accidentally swallowing her own chilling rhetoric, Hillary suffers sudden and debilitating brain freeze.
131. Posted by spacemonkey | February 4, 2006 12:33 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 00:33
132. Posted by Rusty | February 4, 2006 12:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton shows the bug-eyed style that got her second place in the Nancy Pelosi lookalike contest
132. Posted by Rusty | February 4, 2006 12:53 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 00:53
133. Posted by jack | February 4, 2006 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney! Dick Cheney couldn't find my ass with his dick even if he was standing right behi-
133. Posted by jack | February 4, 2006 12:58 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 00:58
134. Posted by Veeshir | February 4, 2006 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, no, no, the stake goes in her heart, not her ass".
As an aside, considering the way the MSM always looks for the worst pics of conservatives, wouldn't it be great if the Wash Times used this one for every story about Hillary!?
134. Posted by Veeshir | February 4, 2006 8:35 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 08:35
135. Posted by Conservativr operative behind enemy lines in NY State | February 4, 2006 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will the real Hillary Clinton please stand up.
135. Posted by Conservativr operative behind enemy lines in NY State | February 4, 2006 9:16 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 09:16
136. Posted by billy | February 4, 2006 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and 'pop' out came the golf ball. 46 feet of water hose. My personal best.
136. Posted by billy | February 4, 2006 10:06 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 10:06
137. Posted by billy | February 4, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
it's not all in the suck, you gotta have the stare and when you get that, the chrome will come right off.
137. Posted by billy | February 4, 2006 10:07 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 10:07
138. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 4, 2006 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary could suck start a Harley.
138. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 4, 2006 10:25 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 10:25
139. Posted by Allium | February 4, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So this is what happens when diarrhea of the mouth meets constipation of the brain.
139. Posted by Allium | February 4, 2006 10:40 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 10:40
140. Posted by Grnvlteach | February 4, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I vant to drink your BLOOD!
140. Posted by Grnvlteach | February 4, 2006 11:06 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 11:06
141. Posted by Grnvlteach | February 4, 2006 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My surgeon didn't explain that to remove my wrinkles, he was stitching my cheek to my gums!
141. Posted by Grnvlteach | February 4, 2006 11:07 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 11:07
142. Posted by Grnvlteach | February 4, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I superglued my eyelids open to avoid any more embarrassing incidents like the inauguration.
142. Posted by Grnvlteach | February 4, 2006 11:08 AM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 11:08
143. Posted by Mike Niblock | February 4, 2006 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sigh,...Bill never asked me for blowjobs.
143. Posted by Mike Niblock | February 4, 2006 12:14 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 12:14
144. Posted by McCain | February 4, 2006 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberals riot after a Danish newspaper's depiction of their prophet Hillary.
144. Posted by McCain | February 4, 2006 3:35 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 15:35
145. Posted by Berzerk | February 4, 2006 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allah Akbar!!!!!
145. Posted by Berzerk | February 4, 2006 5:36 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 17:36
146. Posted by johnd01 | February 4, 2006 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (Moonbat-NY) responds to a question regarding her recent drop in the polls as she arrives for U.S. President George W. Bush's the State of the Union address at the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 31, 2006. REUTERS/Jason Reed"
146. Posted by johnd01 | February 4, 2006 6:29 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 18:29
147. Posted by J.Murphy | February 4, 2006 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I knew about Monica, but I DID NOT know about George H.W. Bush.
147. Posted by J.Murphy | February 4, 2006 8:05 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 20:05
148. Posted by J.Murphy | February 4, 2006 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I knew about Monica, but I DID NOT know about George H.W. Bush.
148. Posted by J.Murphy | February 4, 2006 8:05 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2006 20:05
149. Posted by Aaron's cc: | February 5, 2006 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If you ever mention my silence regarding women's and gay rights in the Muslim world... I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING LUNGS OUT!"
149. Posted by Aaron's cc: | February 5, 2006 12:44 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2006 00:44
150. Posted by Ingress | February 5, 2006 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How dare you say my husband was among the frogs you've had to kiss!"
150. Posted by Ingress | February 5, 2006 10:03 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2006 10:03
151. Posted by itismedavid | February 5, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chatty face. Chatty face. I have chatty face.
151. Posted by itismedavid | February 5, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2006 10:10
152. Posted by ujio | February 5, 2006 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do you think botox would help me win the election? I'll do anything!
152. Posted by ujio | February 5, 2006 11:51 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2006 11:51
153. Posted by Guido | February 5, 2006 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joke shop retailers inspect wares at the 2006 Halloween Mask Expo.
153. Posted by Guido | February 5, 2006 12:03 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2006 12:03
154. Posted by mesablue | February 5, 2006 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Have you seen my Monica face?"
154. Posted by mesablue | February 5, 2006 10:23 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2006 22:23
155. Posted by Solomon2 | February 5, 2006 10:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am NOT a fish!
155. Posted by Solomon2 | February 5, 2006 10:38 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2006 22:38
156. Posted by Kevin | February 6, 2006 12:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
156. Posted by Kevin | February 6, 2006 12:56 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2006 00:56