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Comments (141)
MSM manure piles as high as... (Below threshold)1. Posted by mcconnell | January 20, 2006 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MSM manure piles as high as Howard Dean.
1. Posted by mcconnell | January 20, 2006 7:22 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 07:22
2. Posted by taz | January 20, 2006 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fully erect it's about this high.
2. Posted by taz | January 20, 2006 7:29 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 07:29
3. Posted by Veeshir | January 20, 2006 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz, I was trying to figure out some way to say that without being dirty. Good one.
Helen, I've had it up to here with you!
3. Posted by Veeshir | January 20, 2006 7:36 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 07:36
4. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I knew he was a moonbat, but it surprised me; Jack Cafferty is only this big in person!"
4. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:51 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 07:51
5. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From his press conference, Dick Channey acknowledges Helen Thomas in the front row: "Hi Helen. Want to rumble?"
5. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:53 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 07:53
6. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chenney: (Moonbat edition) "I don't kow how many times I'vd had to remind the President, you just don't greet world leaders with a pat on the head and say how's tricks!"
6. Posted by JAT0 | January 20, 2006 7:55 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 07:55
7. Posted by radio free fred | January 20, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We're about this high on The David Letterman Crap Meter."
7. Posted by radio free fred | January 20, 2006 8:05 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:05
8. Posted by bRight & Early | January 20, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So, if you put one lie or misrepresentation about Judge Alito from the committee hearings on a single piece of paper, it would be this high."
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Right Hand - Judge Alito : Left Hand (out of site) ----Insert Name of SJC Dem----
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"I'm tellin' you, Swimmer Teddy's bar tab was this fricken' high!"
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"If you ask another question that stupid, I swear I'm going to stick my thumb in my eye."
8. Posted by bRight & Early | January 20, 2006 8:09 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:09
9. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 20, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So I stuck my hand in the slot like this, and Howard Dean bit me! Never tease a moonbat in its cage...."
9. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 20, 2006 8:27 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:27
10. Posted by BluesHarper | January 20, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My hair use to be only this high.
10. Posted by BluesHarper | January 20, 2006 8:27 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:27
11. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 20, 2006 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney thought he was pretty good; but, no one had the guts to tell him his lips moved big time when performing his "talk with the hand of justice" routine.
11. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 20, 2006 8:29 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:29
12. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Vice President Cheney introduces Harvey the Invisible Rabbit as the new Associate Director of Homeland Security
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12. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 8:41 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:41
13. Posted by 357 | January 20, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Helen! You're almost tall enough - wanna Dance With the Stars?
13. Posted by 357 | January 20, 2006 8:41 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:41
14. Posted by DirtyKufar | January 20, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You put your hand on the top of her head like this and guide it to your lap."
14. Posted by DirtyKufar | January 20, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:43
15. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 20, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just picture it. The terrorists are sitting down to dinner and the Predator comes zooming in and blam. Dead Terrorists and burt falafel.
15. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 20, 2006 8:45 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:45
16. Posted by Maggie | January 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've had it up to here with the Democrats on the judiciary committee.
16. Posted by Maggie | January 20, 2006 8:46 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:46
17. Posted by Dave in Texas | January 20, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guests must be at least 42 inches to ride.
17. Posted by Dave in Texas | January 20, 2006 8:46 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:46
18. Posted by billburz | January 20, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It can reach this height, if you pile up all the Democratic bullshit!
18. Posted by billburz | January 20, 2006 8:50 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:50
19. Posted by GaijinBiker | January 20, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney announces the capture of arch-terrorist Hattan Lic.
19. Posted by GaijinBiker | January 20, 2006 8:51 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:51
20. Posted by Alex_fs | January 20, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vice President Dick Cheney at Chicago's annual Player's Ball demonstrating the proper deployment of a strong pimp hand.
20. Posted by Alex_fs | January 20, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:53
21. Posted by Jim in Missouri | January 20, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I have had it up to here with Algore"
21. Posted by Jim in Missouri | January 20, 2006 8:59 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 08:59
22. Posted by DaveD | January 20, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, let me go over this again. Zawahiri is this tall, wears a white turban, 6 inch beard and wire-rimmed glasses. Now get another drone out there and get him this time!
22. Posted by DaveD | January 20, 2006 9:04 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:04
23. Posted by Bryan | January 20, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...As it turns out, the height for that ride only came to here, so I was able to get on the Mickey's Playland Fun Train after all."
23. Posted by Bryan | January 20, 2006 9:07 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:07
24. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Vice President and 22nd degree ninja Dick Cheney the moment after the Japanese shuriken throwing star left his hand.
24. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 9:07 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:07
25. Posted by JackStraw | January 20, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Say "what?" again, Helen. I will hit you with a chop to the throat that will end you. One less insurgent.
25. Posted by JackStraw | January 20, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:14
26. Posted by robert | January 20, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a man from Wyoming,
with a weapon it was said he could bring.
She was almost this high,
he explained with a sigh.
But too young again, that was the thing.
26. Posted by robert | January 20, 2006 9:15 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:15
27. Posted by bcb0225 | January 20, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well we know the water in the Chappaquiddick is about this high so to answer your question, yes Ted could have gotten her out"
27. Posted by bcb0225 | January 20, 2006 9:21 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:21
28. Posted by DaveD | January 20, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite the fact they moved Helen to the back row, Cheney still had a tough time being comfortable looking directly at her when answering her questions.
28. Posted by DaveD | January 20, 2006 9:25 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:25
29. Posted by Justin @ RSR | January 20, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let me introduce you to my invisible friend, Mr. Democrat Agenda.
29. Posted by Justin @ RSR | January 20, 2006 9:28 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:28
30. Posted by Tongueboy | January 20, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One glance from my Package of Doom and that catheter, realizing that resistance was useless, glided -- just so -- into my left ventricle.
30. Posted by Tongueboy | January 20, 2006 9:34 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:34
31. Posted by Rittenhouse | January 20, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Walk like an Egyptiannnnnnnnn.
31. Posted by Rittenhouse | January 20, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:36
32. Posted by Lyn | January 20, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yo, Homey. We be chillin over at Halliburton.
32. Posted by Lyn | January 20, 2006 9:37 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:37
33. Posted by Takefive | January 20, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and sometimes, when I'm driving down the highway, I'll stick my hand out the window like this and pretend I'm an airplane. Zoom, Zoom!
33. Posted by Takefive | January 20, 2006 9:39 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:39
34. Posted by roc ingersol | January 20, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know nuking Iran shouldn't be our first choice but screw it! I'm pushing the button.
34. Posted by roc ingersol | January 20, 2006 9:41 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:41
35. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 20, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So then I pat Pelosi on the head, told her to shut the **** up and go get me some coffee..."
35. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 20, 2006 9:42 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:42
36. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 20, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And in conclusion today I just want to comment on Mrs Clinton's Plantation crack: For one thing,the front walls are only about this high,you know what I mean!
36. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 20, 2006 9:43 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:43
37. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You put your right hand in,
you pull your right hand out...
37. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:46 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:46
38. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(in a Bullwinkle voice)
Nuthin' up my sleeve...
38. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:47 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:47
39. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Helen...imagine I was making a fist but my middle finger was paralyzed!
39. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:48 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:48
40. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Awwwwww baloney!"
(in response to another stupid MSM/moonbat conspiracy theory masked as a question.)
40. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 9:51 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:51
41. Posted by the man | January 20, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Notice the words behind Cheney's head: Lice
MEDIA BIAS
41. Posted by the man | January 20, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:52
42. Posted by OregonMuse | January 20, 2006 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You must be at least this tall for Dick Cheney to beat the crap out of you.
42. Posted by OregonMuse | January 20, 2006 9:52 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 09:52
43. Posted by rdbrewer | January 20, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I once downed a beer this tall.
43. Posted by rdbrewer | January 20, 2006 10:01 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:01
44. Posted by billburz | January 20, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you stack up all the dead Kennedys, and add Ted, they would reach up to here.
44. Posted by billburz | January 20, 2006 10:05 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:05
45. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats must be at least this big to ride the Cheney train!
45. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 10:08 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:08
46. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After realizing that the "press conference" was going to be nothing more than "reporters" parroting DNC/MoveOn talking points, Cheney plugs in his IPod and does "The Swim" to "Surf City USA"
46. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 10:13 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:13
47. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There are chains,and then there are Cheney chains;and you know what I mean.
47. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 10:13 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:13
48. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary just doesn't measure up.
48. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 10:15 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:15
49. Posted by right | January 20, 2006 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"so I walk in unannounced and Gore takes one look and starts jumping around the room shrieking for Gaia to save him. Al's got rabbit genes or something, he was getting this high. I'm just saying, the guy should be in the Olympics."
49. Posted by right | January 20, 2006 10:16 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:16
50. Posted by junfonic | January 20, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When asked about a definite answer to the, "How tall do you have to be to ride the grown up rides," question. VP Cheney declined to give a unambiguous cut height and only answered with a vague, "This High."
50. Posted by junfonic | January 20, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:21
51. Posted by rick13 | January 20, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Then I told Gore that I didn't think they could stack shit that high"!
51. Posted by rick13 | January 20, 2006 10:24 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:24
52. Posted by Not a gay cowboy | January 20, 2006 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yo! I'm Dick Cheney! Dat means brainy!
My bro Rummy ain't no dummy!
Check my advice, don't mess wit Rice!
Condi needs to get laaiiiddd!!
Yeeeaaahhh Boyyeeeee!!
Wikka! ... Wikka! ... Wikka!
DC in the house and keepin' it real yo!
52. Posted by Not a gay cowboy | January 20, 2006 10:27 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:27
53. Posted by skinbad | January 20, 2006 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hypothetically, even if we buried bin-Laden up to his nuts in rubble, he'd still be about this tall.
53. Posted by skinbad | January 20, 2006 10:27 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:27
54. Posted by Woolly Bully | January 20, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Then I put my arm up Swimmin' Teddy's keester like he was a human sock puppet and did my best Señor Wences.
S'awright!!"
54. Posted by Woolly Bully | January 20, 2006 10:33 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:33
55. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told our plantation master Pelosi,to have them stack the cotton this high , so the Haliburton wagons can haul it away.
55. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 10:35 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:35
56. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 20, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney's "sign of the devil" isn't what it used to be since the third bypass.
56. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 20, 2006 10:40 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:40
57. Posted by Todd | January 20, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vice President Cheney practicing his Donald Trump "You’re fired" viper move to quiet the room…
57. Posted by Todd | January 20, 2006 10:40 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:40
58. Posted by Scotty | January 20, 2006 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Actually, just gettin' it up takes a lot out of me. When I'm about to launch the full-scale invasion missle, it sucks so much blood outta my body that I shrink down a few inches. End up about this tall. Strangest thing ever."
58. Posted by Scotty | January 20, 2006 10:41 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:41
59. Posted by AcademicElephant | January 20, 2006 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And frankly, I hear Al Gore make those kinds of comments and I'm just reminded of how fortunate we are that he didn't get elected in 2000."
59. Posted by AcademicElephant | January 20, 2006 10:44 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:44
60. Posted by Jim | January 20, 2006 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I once ate a stack of pancakes this freakin' high! Okay, they were the children of my enemies. Whatever.
60. Posted by Jim | January 20, 2006 10:45 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:45
61. Posted by Midge | January 20, 2006 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen, don't make me hit you upside the head with my giant boxer boa again. I've had it up to here with you!
61. Posted by Midge | January 20, 2006 10:50 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:50
62. Posted by mark blahut | January 20, 2006 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I lie anymore , my hand will soon be over my head !
62. Posted by mark blahut | January 20, 2006 10:52 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:52
63. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | January 20, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I once raised a deficit, THIS HIGH.
63. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | January 20, 2006 10:54 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:54
64. Posted by Conversative | January 20, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When angry my junk reaches about this high. After I wrap it around my waist a couple o' times that is.
64. Posted by Conversative | January 20, 2006 10:54 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:54
65. Posted by blooch | January 20, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"at this point, I executed a "split S", and the MIG flew right by me."
65. Posted by blooch | January 20, 2006 10:54 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:54
66. Posted by jab | January 20, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DICK CHENEY: "I'm sorry Helen. The White House press room will have a new height requirement, from now on. Ha ha ha!"
66. Posted by jab | January 20, 2006 10:54 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:54
67. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | January 20, 2006 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Only Illegal Aliens this high will be allowed in under our guest worker program"
67. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | January 20, 2006 10:55 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:55
68. Posted by Steve | January 20, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Without using my hands I'd say I could lift the podium about this high.
68. Posted by Steve | January 20, 2006 10:56 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 10:56
69. Posted by Eric | January 20, 2006 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Pat Leahy! I'm pointing at you! Read between the lines!"
69. Posted by Eric | January 20, 2006 11:03 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:03
70. Posted by Eric | January 20, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney demonstrates how he performs the Vulcan Death Grip.
70. Posted by Eric | January 20, 2006 11:06 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:06
71. Posted by Mike Williams | January 20, 2006 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm telling you. I have seen the devil.
She's THIS high when she stands on her milk crate.
Her name is Barbara Boxer!
71. Posted by Mike Williams | January 20, 2006 11:11 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:11
72. Posted by Eric | January 20, 2006 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darth Cheney using his Sith Lord mind tricks to get information out of terrorists in Gitmo. Andrew Sullivan immediately protested the action as in humane and barbaric, just before getting impaled by Dick Cheney's lightsaber.
72. Posted by Eric | January 20, 2006 11:12 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:12
73. Posted by McGehee | January 20, 2006 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When I say 'Jump,' I usually mean about this high -- but it's still recommended that you ask."
73. Posted by McGehee | January 20, 2006 11:15 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:15
74. Posted by Eric | January 20, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tell it to the hand!"
74. Posted by Eric | January 20, 2006 11:20 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:20
75. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Yes, Helen, over Macho Grande
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75. Posted by BumperStickerist | January 20, 2006 11:26 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:26
76. Posted by JimK | January 20, 2006 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and so I told her: unless you're a petite woman, say less than about this tall, you're not going to ride the Cheney. I don't like those man-beast types. And that's why Janet Reno stopped taking my calls."
76. Posted by JimK | January 20, 2006 11:33 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:33
77. Posted by starboardhelm | January 20, 2006 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" . . . this is my spout . . ."
77. Posted by starboardhelm | January 20, 2006 11:37 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:37
78. Posted by Fred Z | January 20, 2006 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, Mr. Rove only has a small one, about this high when fully erect. Mine is somewhat larger. And stronger.
78. Posted by Fred Z | January 20, 2006 11:38 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:38
79. Posted by Tom Remington | January 20, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....and that little son-of-a-bitch Khatami! He's only this tall. I'm going to ..........
79. Posted by Tom Remington | January 20, 2006 11:39 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:39
80. Posted by Dan Hall | January 20, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The crap from Bin Laden is up to about here now. Almost as high as that pile from Ted Kennedy!
80. Posted by Dan Hall | January 20, 2006 11:39 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:39
81. Posted by Dwight P | January 20, 2006 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney: "Yes, that's right. Ted Kennedy jumped this high off the floor when I told him that I'd seen how many times that he'd Googled porn"
81. Posted by Dwight P | January 20, 2006 11:59 AM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 11:59
82. Posted by Guido | January 20, 2006 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney, still struggling to master sign language, inadvertently tells Sen. Patrick Leahy "to hitchhike a ride on a truck himself".
82. Posted by Guido | January 20, 2006 12:05 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 12:05
83. Posted by billburz | January 20, 2006 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen!
Yes Mr. Vice president, what do you think of Senator Kennedy's opinion of your flawed sexist candidate Alito?
Well Helen, when I look at you, my penis gets this high.
83. Posted by billburz | January 20, 2006 12:09 PM |
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84. Posted by Russ from Winterset | January 20, 2006 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, Helen. My RIGHT hand is the one with L-O-V-E tattooed on the knuckles. The tattoo on the back of my LEFT hand depicts Nancy Pelosi doing the Louisiana Lip-lock on my Love Pork Chop. Next question, please."
84. Posted by Russ from Winterset | January 20, 2006 12:27 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 12:27
85. Posted by anonymoose | January 20, 2006 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"After Jacques Chirac made his speech about using a nuclear response against the state sponsoring a terrorist attack against France, I patted him on the head, just like this. It was just so _cute_."
85. Posted by anonymoose | January 20, 2006 12:33 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 12:33
86. Posted by sputnik | January 20, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once Kim Jong-il gets into his high heels, he's about this tall.
86. Posted by sputnik | January 20, 2006 12:45 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 12:45
87. Posted by V the K | January 20, 2006 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Hat's hanging out in a sauna with Bret Favre.
87. Posted by V the K | January 20, 2006 12:46 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 12:46
88. Posted by V the K | January 20, 2006 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You must be this tall to ride the Wild Cheney." Andrew Sullivan immediately ran out to get his heels.
88. Posted by V the K | January 20, 2006 12:48 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 12:48
89. Posted by V the K | January 20, 2006 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Most of the Press Corps was mystified by the gesture, but the next day, Terry Moran was capped by the Eastside Crips.
89. Posted by V the K | January 20, 2006 12:52 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 12:52
90. Posted by V the K | January 20, 2006 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Every time a reporter mentioned Senator Kennedy's attacks on Alito, Cheney interrupted with a hand gesture and "glug glug" noises.
90. Posted by V the K | January 20, 2006 12:54 PM |
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91. Posted by Brandon | January 20, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vice President Dick Cheney's hand at the apex of a subsequent nose dive. The Vice President used the hand gesture to describe the Democratic Party's agenda.
91. Posted by Brandon | January 20, 2006 1:00 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:00
92. Posted by SSG Pooh | January 20, 2006 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And you oughta' see it when it's angry."
92. Posted by SSG Pooh | January 20, 2006 1:04 PM |
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93. Posted by Tom M | January 20, 2006 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So this reporter, see, I think he was about this tall, asked me a stupid question. I bit his head off - one bite, see, and reached down his throat, pulled out his heart and fed it to the cat. Now I'm sorry, what was it you wanted to ask?
93. Posted by Tom M | January 20, 2006 1:13 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:13
94. Posted by Clioman | January 20, 2006 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I really don't know HOW big it gets. Everytime it gets up to about here, all the rest the blood drains out of my upper body, and I pass out."
94. Posted by Clioman | January 20, 2006 1:17 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:17
95. Posted by lawhawk | January 20, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) The Force may be strong, but I'm Dick Cheney beeyatch!
2) When told that Osama bin Laden was still alive, Cheney showed just how much of Osama was still in one piece.
3) Dick Cheney was having fun learning Rumsfeld's martial arts tricks when he realized that he had developed the "floating five point palm-exploding heart technique" and could simply cause journalists to die by moving his hand like so...
95. Posted by lawhawk | January 20, 2006 1:29 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:29
96. Posted by Glen | January 20, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It would take a joint this tall to get you high enough for the DU forums to start making sense."
96. Posted by Glen | January 20, 2006 1:29 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:29
97. Posted by La Mano | January 20, 2006 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The President must have jumped this high when I told him that Ted Kennedy had a secret love child twenty-one years ago."
97. Posted by La Mano | January 20, 2006 1:32 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:32
98. Posted by John Irving | January 20, 2006 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Throw up your rawk fist,
if ya feelin it when I drop this.
Thats the sound when the BOMB hits."
98. Posted by John Irving | January 20, 2006 1:36 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:36
99. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 20, 2006 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Cheney ventriliquisim act didn't go over well as critics of the administration said it was clear that his "little pal" was connected to his arm and not a seperate entity. Still the critics were not able to explain how Cheney's little pal was able to speak coherently while Cheney's lips were hardly moving. An anonymous administration source defended Cheney by saying "It was just an ad lib joke by the vice president."
99. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 20, 2006 1:47 PM |
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100. Posted by DUDACKATTACK!!! | January 20, 2006 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey look, I was only about this tall when I was working on my 5th deferrment.."
100. Posted by DUDACKATTACK!!! | January 20, 2006 1:50 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:50
101. Posted by HankF | January 20, 2006 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney explaining some exciting new technology in Grummann's latest stealth bomber which allows the plane to detect the scent of falafels, poppy plants and sweat-soaked pajamas in order to fire its missiles.
101. Posted by HankF | January 20, 2006 1:59 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 13:59
102. Posted by Faith+1 | January 20, 2006 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen, sorry, You must be at least this tall to ride the "Cheney Coaster of Fun".
102. Posted by Faith+1 | January 20, 2006 2:31 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 14:31
103. Posted by Jason | January 20, 2006 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And then Air Force One flew in the air like this: MEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
103. Posted by Jason | January 20, 2006 2:42 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 14:42
104. Posted by franksalterego | January 20, 2006 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore?...I once saw him eat a stack of burritos, THIS HIGH!
104. Posted by franksalterego | January 20, 2006 2:59 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 14:59
105. Posted by Regret | January 20, 2006 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney made it clear, in words and gestures, that his cynical disregard for the truth, and his obsession with waging war against the rest of the world, has not been tempered by a spate of highly public revelations that his Iraq war, and war on terrorism have been, to date, abysmal failures, which have isolated the United States from virtually every former ally. (h/t Jeffrey Steinberg)
105. Posted by Regret | January 20, 2006 3:01 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 15:01
106. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney: "You don't need to search this podium"
Press Corps (in a monotone voice): "We don't need to search this podium"
C: "I am not the one you seek"
PC: "He is not the one we seek"
C: "Let me be on my way"
PC: "Be on your way"
106. Posted by Former Hostage | January 20, 2006 3:07 PM |
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107. Posted by Kevin Haryett | January 20, 2006 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He's about this tall. He was last seen playing ball with a dog in the Rose Garden and answers to the name George. If you find him, there is a reward. One last thing. His name is written on his underwear."
107. Posted by Kevin Haryett | January 20, 2006 3:29 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 15:29
108. Posted by observer | January 20, 2006 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After we get through with him, Bin Laden will be only this tall!
108. Posted by observer | January 20, 2006 3:37 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 15:37
109. Posted by LifeTrek | January 20, 2006 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is one of the mysteries of our time, but my guess is that the leaders of Iran and North Korea are over compensating for something.
Shoot, you could stack Achmed on top of Kim and they would come up to about here. They have to have a serious shortages that your leaders don't have here, you have seen the picture right?
(see the recent study about men's sizes - The smallest averages were found in India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) and South Korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in).)
DKK
109. Posted by LifeTrek | January 20, 2006 3:50 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 15:50
110. Posted by rightringer | January 20, 2006 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When the cruise missles fly over the Iranian countryside, they'll only be about this far off the ground. Isn't that cool?"
110. Posted by rightringer | January 20, 2006 4:35 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 16:35
111. Posted by MQ | January 20, 2006 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This Osama guy really can't be much taller than this
111. Posted by MQ | January 20, 2006 4:48 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 16:48
112. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 20, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For our next planned disaster, the water will be this high on all blacks.
112. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 20, 2006 5:07 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 17:07
113. Posted by Tom | January 20, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney employs the old magician's trick. Misdirection with the right hand so the left hand is free to...
Hey, is he even wearing pants?
113. Posted by Tom | January 20, 2006 5:07 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 17:07
114. Posted by Gmac | January 20, 2006 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And when Teddy asked me how deep was the water in the Tidal Basin I held my hand up and told him, "Just deep enough for Maryjo to drown in."
114. Posted by Gmac | January 20, 2006 5:26 PM |
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115. Posted by Jayswash | January 20, 2006 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So I told Achmed I was fed up to HERE with all of his whining about torture ... then I hooked the nipple clamps up to the car battery."
115. Posted by Jayswash | January 20, 2006 6:01 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 18:01
116. Posted by R | January 20, 2006 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What did Willy see in Monica, she was at least this tall, and her head wasn't even flat?
116. Posted by R | January 20, 2006 6:08 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 18:08
117. Posted by tundra | January 20, 2006 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"To date, Al Gore has his head up his butt about this far."
117. Posted by tundra | January 20, 2006 6:08 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 18:08
118. Posted by R | January 20, 2006 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the Predator drone was flying along like this and then it released the missile, and kaboom!
118. Posted by R | January 20, 2006 6:11 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 18:11
119. Posted by Bart | January 20, 2006 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See this hand? This is my shootin' hand.
Steady as a rock, bitches. Steady as a rock.
119. Posted by Bart | January 20, 2006 6:48 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 18:48
120. Posted by Brett | January 20, 2006 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man? Oh, you mean last Thursday. Yeah, the bodies were stacked about this high."
120. Posted by Brett | January 20, 2006 7:16 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 19:16
121. Posted by Foyle | January 20, 2006 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You must be at least this tall to run the country.
121. Posted by Foyle | January 20, 2006 7:33 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 19:33
122. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All that time I was in an "undisclosed location" , I was really flying over everyone's homes in a stealth bomber listening in on phone conversations.Once, we flew over the cucoo's nest,er I mean the Kennedy Compound, and those guys wouldn't let me have a little fun and drop a couple tons down on em. It was sure fun fingering the button though and dreaming. Ahh .... good times,..good times.
122. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 7:42 PM |
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123. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then I told my' ol buddy,Jack Bauer "Dude,you're going soft on' em now; shake out of it." Then I showed him how to get maximum pain and minimum bruising by raising his hand higher like this before bitch slapping some puke out of his senses.
123. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 8:33 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 20:33
124. Posted by DJFelix | January 20, 2006 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes. If you've seen the ice cream photo, my unit is about this long ..."
124. Posted by DJFelix | January 20, 2006 8:45 PM |
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125. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2006 8:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You must be this tall to ride the Washingtonienne
125. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2006 8:46 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 20:46
126. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2006 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" 'bout so, Dubya's been saying the next SCOTUS justice is only Alito man."
126. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2006 9:16 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 21:16
127. Posted by Candy | January 20, 2006 10:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If all the crap the Democrats spewed in a day was piled up, it'd be about this deep!
127. Posted by Candy | January 20, 2006 10:24 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 22:24
128. Posted by Builder | January 20, 2006 10:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vice president Dick Cheney accidently whizbanged the podium causing his hand to fly up during a recent speech.Of course he wasn't hurt,but several reporters in the front row will never walk again.
128. Posted by Builder | January 20, 2006 10:26 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 22:26
129. Posted by Random Yak | January 20, 2006 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unfortunately, the Vice President misunderstood what the terrorists meant by "talk to the hand."
129. Posted by Random Yak | January 20, 2006 10:42 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 22:42
130. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Various photo captions of same picture--A.P.Vice president Dick Cheney threatens reporters during speech--NBC Vice president Cheney defends his lunatic positions---ABC Selected not elcted 2nd in command spouts nonsense---CBS Acting President Cheney terrorizes women and children at a recent fundraiser---PBS Giant Dick might be cause of global warming--- FOX Frontrunner for 2008 Presidential race scares the crap out of potential Democrat opponents
130. Posted by Doug | January 20, 2006 11:03 PM |
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Posted on January 20, 2006 23:03
131. Posted by Charles V | January 21, 2006 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yo momma she jive high, bro"
131. Posted by Charles V | January 21, 2006 12:11 AM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 00:11
132. Posted by miss beazley | January 21, 2006 1:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1] ''Although she's not king-size, her finger is ring-size. Condi is the girl for me'' [apologies to Gidget]
2] Q: How high is the desk in the Oval office?
A: The height of Monica on her kneepads.
Q: How high does Hillary toss a lamp?
A: The height of Bill in the back of the El Camino w/ the astro turf.
3] There are 7 of them: Sneezy Dopey Nancy Teddy Howie Harry and uuuummm..... Zarkawie
132. Posted by miss beazley | January 21, 2006 1:02 AM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 01:02
133. Posted by OC Chuck | January 21, 2006 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney: "Yo, homey! Wats the fo shizzle on my Osama dog?"
Barak Obama: "Listen, its enough that Teddy can't get my name straight, but knock it off with the ghetto talk."
133. Posted by OC Chuck | January 21, 2006 1:32 AM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 01:32
134. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 21, 2006 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'd like to send a shout out to my lesbian daughter and the Xindi race from Star Trek."
134. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 21, 2006 1:53 AM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 01:53
135. Posted by Tango | January 21, 2006 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vice president Cheney illustrates the level of his porn collection. "Some of my early stuff would be worth a lot of money if it wasn't so, mmm aaa, weathered," when asked of content.
135. Posted by Tango | January 21, 2006 11:41 AM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 11:41
136. Posted by William Dipini Jr. | January 21, 2006 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Im tired, Kennedy, I'm freakin' sick and tired of your leftist schlock and your freakin'big forehead is driving me nuts. You wanna shoot five minutes outside?
136. Posted by William Dipini Jr. | January 21, 2006 11:55 AM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 11:55
137. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 21, 2006 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"About this high... 'cause my doctor didn't warm up his hands before changing the battery on my pacemaker through the new anal port."
137. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 21, 2006 1:37 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 13:37
138. Posted by spacemonkey | January 21, 2006 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daily Kos Headline: Chickenhawk Cheney Can't Salute!
138. Posted by spacemonkey | January 21, 2006 2:13 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 14:13
139. Posted by jack | January 21, 2006 10:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After I got finished with George Clooney, he was wearing his ass about...here.
139. Posted by jack | January 21, 2006 10:11 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2006 22:11
140. Posted by JAT0 | January 22, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bye-bye Hellen. Yes, tha's it, just go nice and quiet with those nice gentlemen in the white coats."
140. Posted by JAT0 | January 22, 2006 9:27 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2006 09:27
141. Posted by Kevin Aylward | January 23, 2006 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
141. Posted by Kevin Aylward | January 23, 2006 1:46 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2006 01:46