This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating many, many very funny entries. Hopefully I captured some of the best of the humor with this slate of winners. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (george) - "The Festivus Shopping Season begins with the traditional 'airing of grievances'"
2) (McGehee) - "You want the vermouth!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE VERMOUTH!!!"
3) (fred lawson) - "Bobby Knight goes Retail..."
Honorable Mention
4) (lawhawk) - "It's Target. No... It's Targét. Target. Targét. You wanna piece of me?!"
5) (Johnd01) - "And we're gonna sell toasters, and we're gonna sell Game Boys, and we're gonna sell sweatpants... and we're gonna go all the way to the White Sale!... Yeeeeeahhh!"
6) (c) - "I've got 14 -- (count 'em, 14) -- high-powered consultants who say OSM is a slam dunk."
The Dance Monkey Boy Award goes to:
(JimK) - "Developers, developers, developers developers! DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!"
Until next Friday...
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Comments (7)
Excellent winners, I had no... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 28, 2005 5:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Excellent winners, I had nothing for this picture.
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 28, 2005 5:54 AM |
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Posted on November 28, 2005 05:54
2. Posted by Ralf | November 28, 2005 6:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Suzie Caruthers scores a direct hit with a brilliant Half-Lugie in the Semi-Finals at Target's annual Intramural Combat Spitting Contest.
2. Posted by Ralf | November 28, 2005 6:17 AM |
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Posted on November 28, 2005 06:17
3. Posted by Chad | November 28, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I used to work as a security guard at one of their buildings, and I think I even met this gentleman a few times. I about peed myself laughing when I saw the 2nd place answer.
3. Posted by Chad | November 28, 2005 8:53 AM |
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Posted on November 28, 2005 08:53
4. Posted by Nicholas | November 28, 2005 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, #2 is brilliant.
4. Posted by Nicholas | November 28, 2005 6:22 PM |
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Posted on November 28, 2005 18:22
5. Posted by Taz | November 28, 2005 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know isle 12 is going to be the only one OPEN all day!
5. Posted by Taz | November 28, 2005 8:48 PM |
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Posted on November 28, 2005 20:48
6. Posted by McGehee | November 28, 2005 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[slips Chad and Nicholas each a $20]
6. Posted by McGehee | November 28, 2005 10:05 PM |
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Posted on November 28, 2005 22:05
7. Posted by fred lawson | November 29, 2005 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Vermouth, Isn't that a town in Vermont?"
7. Posted by fred lawson | November 29, 2005 2:11 PM |
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Posted on November 29, 2005 14:11