Yesterday, Laurence Simon wrote about the new Elvis Coffee. Coming on the heels of the McDonald's ads touting how they're now carrying Newman's Own Organics Blend Coffee, I immediately thought of another celebrity coffee brand that, as a non-coffee-drinker, I just KNOW would be a smash hit.
"Michael Jackson Coffee. Forget the cream -- this blend starts out black, but gradually lightens itself. Wait long enough, and it'll eventually turn into pure milk. You'll save a fortune on cream!
Keep out of reach of small children."
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I knew you'd post this one.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 22, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I knew you'd post this one.
Don't you feel better now that you're posting cheap one-liners on your own site instead of hiding behind me to post them for you? ;)
1. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 22, 2005 11:02 AM |
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Posted on November 22, 2005 11:02
2. Posted by Jay Tea | November 22, 2005 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nah. More fun to call you out on it, or to express my horror and outrage at your behavior.
Besides, if you think I'll EVER owning up to giving you the seed for this Ask Mohammed, I'm a dead man.
J.
2. Posted by Jay Tea | November 22, 2005 1:03 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2005 13:03
3. Posted by Wonder Woman | November 22, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HAHAHAHAHA!
Nice one.
3. Posted by Wonder Woman | November 22, 2005 1:39 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2005 13:39
4. Posted by Tom_with_a_Dream | November 22, 2005 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Non-coffee drinkers UNITE!
That was priceless, in a seedy creppy kinda way...
4. Posted by Tom_with_a_Dream | November 22, 2005 1:59 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2005 13:59
5. Posted by edmcgon | November 22, 2005 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How about Paris Hilton cappucino? It's all froth. :)
5. Posted by edmcgon | November 22, 2005 2:20 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2005 14:20
6. Posted by mesablue | November 22, 2005 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Rather Decaf -- it tastes just like the real thing.
If you are a lib you even get a caffeine buzz.
6. Posted by mesablue | November 22, 2005 3:07 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2005 15:07
7. Posted by Madfish Willie | November 22, 2005 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That was Ace-of-Spade worthy... Nice job!
7. Posted by Madfish Willie | November 22, 2005 3:39 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2005 15:39
8. Posted by Gina Cobb | November 22, 2005 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am linking this to my own midly amusing coffee-related post of the week (mercifully NOT about Michael Jackson):
Hey Kids! Your Frosted Flakes and Coffee Are Ready!
8. Posted by Gina Cobb | November 22, 2005 4:02 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2005 16:02
9. Posted by -S- | November 23, 2005 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea: I'd include at the conclusion of the description that the milk is sour. "...turns into pure, sour milk."
9. Posted by -S- | November 23, 2005 12:45 AM |
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Posted on November 23, 2005 00:45