It's not everyday that we get posts about NFL cheerleaders having lesbian sex in a bathroom. But I'm starting to think that making a blog just about cheerleaders -you know, the ones who do have lesbian sex- is not such a bad idea.
Jay can write 7 posts a day, MKH can do yeoman's work covering politics. I can really annoy a bunch of people who don't recognize satire but then Kevin strolls into the room, drops a post about Lesbian NFL cheerleaders having sex and ya see what happens
I actually never look at the stats so I just found this. I was looking at sitemeter to see if it met a customers needs when found it. I'm so clueless I had to dig thru the archives to figure out what caused it. So from now on, Wizbang will be your officials headquarters for all stories pertaining to naked NFL cheerleaders having sex.
That's why when Kev was looking for a site slogan I entered, "Wizbang, come for the titties, stay for the politics."
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So, MKH covers the quality,... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | November 16, 2005 6:51 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
So, MKH covers the quality, I do the quantity, and Kevin gets the babes? Who the hell came up with THIS division of labor? I think I'm gonna over to The Volokh Conspiracy and see if any of them wanna take my case when I sue you guys...
J.
1. Posted by Jay Tea | November 16, 2005 6:51 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 06:51
2. Posted by Faith+1 | November 16, 2005 7:48 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
You missed one small additional piece to the story. The Catfight. It was an Lesbian NFL Cheerleader Sex and Ass Whuppin' Extravaganza so you were able to attract fans from the Lesbian NFL Cheerleader sex fan club and the 2 Hot Babes Involved In a Catfight fan base.
It was almost The Perfect Story.
At least for pig-like, horny, guys (yes, redundant I know) who have fantisized about Lesbian NFL Cheerleaders since they were about 9.
...and guys who like watching hot chicks fight.
...and well, probably some lesbians too.
...and NFL fans.
...and cheerleader fans.
If there is another Lesbian NFL Cheerleader and Ass Whuppin' Extravaganza and you guys don't lead the pack on the story you are blowing your shot at the brass ring.
I'm thinking it would make a good Pat Per View show as well.
2. Posted by Faith+1 | November 16, 2005 7:48 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 07:48
3. Posted by edmcgon | November 16, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Two words: Sex sells. 'Nuff said.
3. Posted by edmcgon | November 16, 2005 8:29 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 08:29
4. Posted by Chuck Simmins | November 16, 2005 8:34 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Same thing happened to me. I think I drew on the "sex in a bathroom" fans, though.
4. Posted by Chuck Simmins | November 16, 2005 8:34 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 08:34
5. Posted by ICallMasICM | November 16, 2005 8:39 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I watched some Dallas Cowboys cheerleader crap last night and it was great. I loved the part where the cheerleader coach in the halter top is telling the girls 'You're kind of a slow learner'.
5. Posted by ICallMasICM | November 16, 2005 8:39 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 08:39
6. Posted by Charles | November 16, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Welcome to the real world, Clinton will be happy to be your tour guide.
We Republicans and Conservatives really do not understand the whole other half of our country.
6. Posted by Charles | November 16, 2005 8:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 08:44
7. Posted by JimK | November 16, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Paul wrote:
"Wizbang, come for the titties, stay for the politics."
I read:
"Wizbang, come on the..."
Nevermind. Naked lesbian cheerleaders having sex in the bathroom. I'm to be forgiven, obviously. :)
7. Posted by JimK | November 16, 2005 8:46 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 08:46
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 16, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
So I'm stealth reading blogs at work, and then completely blow my cover by LMAO. Thanks a lot, Paul! ;-)
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 16, 2005 10:12 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 10:12
9. Posted by McGehee | November 16, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
That lesbian cheerleader story did that to me too.
What? Traffic? Who's talking about traffic?
9. Posted by McGehee | November 16, 2005 11:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 11:32
10. Posted by Dave | November 16, 2005 12:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So I'm stealth reading blogs at work, and then completely blow my cover by LMAO
Apparently you and everyone else - check out the hit count on the weekends!
10. Posted by Dave | November 16, 2005 12:14 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 12:14
11. Posted by Solomon2 | November 16, 2005 1:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OK, now I know where the "bang" part comes from. What about the "Wiz"?
11. Posted by Solomon2 | November 16, 2005 1:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 13:36
12. Posted by snowballs | November 16, 2005 2:21 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I watched some Dallas Cowboys cheerleader crap last night and it was great
Agreed - now that's good T.V. - especially when you mute it.
12. Posted by snowballs | November 16, 2005 2:21 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 14:21
13. Posted by Will Pickering | November 16, 2005 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wizbang, come for the titties, stay for the politics" is a tacky slogan, but not altogether untrue. One of the things I like about Wizbang is the occasional cheesecake photo you all throw in.
13. Posted by Will Pickering | November 16, 2005 2:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 14:42
14. Posted by George Turner | November 16, 2005 7:44 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Don't fall for the hype. Thusfar there is no evidence that the cheerleaders were naked. Sure, they could've had their little cheerleader skirts up, and their cheerleader sweaters pulled up, but nothing I've seen confirms total bathroom nudity.
Further, we can't be certain they're lesbians, and could've just lost their hetero composure under the influence of excessive alcohol. You shouldn't hype the story for ratings.
A more accurate headline would be:
"Drunk NFL cheerleaders arrested for engaging in lesbian sex acts in bar's restroom."
I think the police acted appropriately, putting them in the back of a squad car where the police camera had a chance to catch it on film, preserving it for posterity.
14. Posted by George Turner | November 16, 2005 7:44 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 19:44
15. Posted by Elmo | November 16, 2005 8:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I've been doing pretty good with "New Paris Hilton Porn Video."
Of course .... I learned from the master :-)
15. Posted by Elmo | November 16, 2005 8:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 20:11
16. Posted by Jason S. | November 16, 2005 10:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I take it you all didn't get your copy of December's Playboy yet with the former Colts cheerleader Lisa Perry saying she got fired because one of the high profile players was in her shower wrapped only in a towel and now this girl is a reporter for a gambling related news site.
16. Posted by Jason S. | November 16, 2005 10:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 22:32
17. Posted by snowballs | November 16, 2005 10:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm no statistician, but is that chart pitching a tent? Figuratively speaking of course...
17. Posted by snowballs | November 16, 2005 10:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2005 22:52
18. Posted by Haximus | November 17, 2005 1:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
You should see the hits I got when I posted a 2 line blurb about the "Vikings Sex Party"....I had about the same type of spike in traffic for about 2 weeks. I still get a bunch of rogue hits on it now too.
18. Posted by Haximus | November 17, 2005 1:34 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 17, 2005 01:34
19. Posted by ICallMasICM | November 17, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
'I watched some Dallas Cowboys cheerleader crap last night and it was great
Agreed - now that's good T.V. - especially when you mute it.'
But the stories are so compelling and comical AT THE SAME TIME.
19. Posted by ICallMasICM | November 17, 2005 8:30 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 17, 2005 08:30
20. Posted by McGehee | November 17, 2005 9:05 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I watched some Dallas Cowboys cheerleader crap last night and it was great
Ew.
20. Posted by McGehee | November 17, 2005 9:05 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 17, 2005 09:05