3. Posted by
Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:
DRUDGEBREAKING: The US Justice Department opened an investigation of Paul McCartney and the work High in the Clouds stating that this is another allusion to glamorizing 60's drug use, much like the musical piece Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
3. Posted by
Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 9:03 AM |
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5. Posted by
B's Freak | November 11, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
B's Freak:
Paul continues to to read to the children after being informed that a Cessna was flown into Abbey Road Studios, thus showing his cluelessness when his leadership was most needed.
5. Posted by
B's Freak | November 11, 2005 9:14 AM |
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From high in the clouds the good bug worked hard at his craft, but alas, from far below the fowl temptress put an evil spell on his best friend, luring him to social causes and convincing him to leave the band of bugs...
17. Posted by
The WASP | November 11, 2005 11:03 AM |
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the childrens book is about a day tripping no where man who went down a long and winding road workin eight days a week and had a hard days night to become a paperback writer so he could earn a ticket to ride on Penny Lane..
19. Posted by
fred lawson | November 11, 2005 11:04 AM |
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26. Posted by
DL | November 11, 2005 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:
"...and so the Good Witch Hillary vanquished her evil twin sister (the Bad Witch Hillary) into the land of make believe where liberals actually tell the truth because they can't help it.
Then she lived happily ever after as a conservative!
The End
26. Posted by
DL | November 11, 2005 11:30 AM |
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27. Posted by
DL | November 11, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:
...and so children, the good wizard was able to banish all the capitalists and wipe out all the evil CO2 in the clouds with one wave of the liberal wand!
27. Posted by
DL | November 11, 2005 11:32 AM |
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29. Posted by
tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:
...and that, in conclusion, is why capitalism is an evil machine.
Now, those of you who would like autographs the fee is $30, and please be brief. My helicopter is waiting.
29. Posted by
tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:38 AM |
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38. Posted by
bob jones | November 11, 2005 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bob jones:
Hacking up a furball, Wirral the squirrel said, "You said we would be high up in the clouds, but this is nothing but smoke and all I see below are fires everywhere".
"Not to worry" said Froggo the frog, "those are just disaffected youths down there excercising their right to civil disobedience."
38. Posted by
bob jones | November 11, 2005 12:51 PM |
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39. Posted by
JaySwash | November 11, 2005 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JaySwash:
With his children's book published, a phoney conversion to a nutball religion could pull Paul even with Madonna in the "Attention Whore Scavenger Hunt."
39. Posted by
JaySwash | November 11, 2005 1:17 PM |
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41. Posted by
Peter F. | November 11, 2005 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:
How Michael Moore would caption this:
"Sarasota, Florida, fall 2005. For seven minutes, Paul McCartney, former leader of The Beatles, just sat there and continued to read "My Pet Carrot" to classroom full of children as hundreds of chickens were helplessly deep fried at a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken..."
41. Posted by
Peter F. | November 11, 2005 2:41 PM |
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46. Posted by
Guido | November 11, 2005 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:
You'd think that people would've had enough of Silly Celeb Kid Books....
or
Hey Dude, this book is bad,
"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed" is 10 times better.
Remember to write songs like "Live & Let Die",
Not kids books about getting high, and we'll like it much better, better, better, better, oh yeah, nah nah nah nanananah, nanananah, Hey Dude.....
46. Posted by
Guido | November 11, 2005 3:30 PM |
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47. Posted by
Guido | November 11, 2005 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:
Clue # 487 in the "Paul is Dead" lexicon:
If you say "Wirral the squirrel has lost his nuts" backwards 12 times consecutively a 4x speed, it sounds uncannily like "This book is a piece of tripe, really man. A 'real live' Beatle would never write this."
You kinda have to listen closely to hear it, but I swear it's there. Freaky.
47. Posted by
Guido | November 11, 2005 3:47 PM |
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56. Posted by
itismedavid | November 11, 2005 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:
"Psst, Billy, let me get this straight.... We're in Califronia and a liberal is reading to us about "high in the clouds". Don't you think Gov. Arnold will run him over with one of his Hummers the first chance he gets. You know, it is still illegal to have marijuana even in LA"
56. Posted by
itismedavid | November 11, 2005 8:26 PM |
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"It's not nearly as bad as last week when Melissa Etheridge read her autobiography, Heather Has Two Mommies, or, You Don't Wanna Use That Turkey baster."
65. Posted by
V the K | November 12, 2005 9:02 AM |
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71. Posted by
Rodney Dill | November 13, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:
"If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet."
"I guess Dubya recruited Paul to help strike back at the Liberals."
71. Posted by
Rodney Dill | November 13, 2005 1:39 PM |
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Comments (73)
"And then the evil Japanese... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Weegie | November 11, 2005 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And then the evil Japanese witch cast her evil spell upon Good John, who abandoned the forces of good and started writing horrible hippie songs."
1. Posted by Weegie | November 11, 2005 7:36 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 07:36
2. Posted by Timmer | November 11, 2005 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Love, love me do, I'm so in love with you."
See, even Dr Seuss ripped us off.
2. Posted by Timmer | November 11, 2005 8:10 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 08:10
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: The US Justice Department opened an investigation of Paul McCartney and the work High in the Clouds stating that this is another allusion to glamorizing 60's drug use, much like the musical piece Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 9:03 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:03
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kid in Back: "Jees, Harry Potter sure has aged badly."
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 9:11 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:11
5. Posted by B's Freak | November 11, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul continues to to read to the children after being informed that a Cessna was flown into Abbey Road Studios, thus showing his cluelessness when his leadership was most needed.
5. Posted by B's Freak | November 11, 2005 9:14 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:14
6. Posted by Giacomo | November 11, 2005 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is much better than when Michael Jackson wanted to read to us in bed."
6. Posted by Giacomo | November 11, 2005 9:15 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:15
7. Posted by rick13 | November 11, 2005 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My dad said he was the "Coolest", but his wife's only got one leg"!
7. Posted by rick13 | November 11, 2005 9:16 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:16
8. Posted by Dwight P | November 11, 2005 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul McCartney reading from his new autobiography.
8. Posted by Dwight P | November 11, 2005 9:23 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:23
9. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 11, 2005 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kid to other kid:
"Yeah, apparently he co-authored this, too. Which means all the good parts were written by the other guy."
9. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 11, 2005 9:35 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:35
10. Posted by Todd | November 11, 2005 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
and so I yelled at George to "stop bogarting that hooter and pass it down".
Paul looked up and realized he had just popped out of another flashback....
10. Posted by Todd | November 11, 2005 9:40 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:40
11. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 11, 2005 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Once upon a time, in a land far away, lived a sad and bitter boy named Pete Best..."
11. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 11, 2005 9:51 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 09:51
12. Posted by AR | November 11, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Psst...Jeff... who is that old lady with the funny accent?
12. Posted by AR | November 11, 2005 10:01 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 10:01
13. Posted by physics geek | November 11, 2005 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't know about you, but I think it's the worst episode of MTV Unplugged, ever."
13. Posted by physics geek | November 11, 2005 10:31 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 10:31
14. Posted by A Glosson | November 11, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Twas the night before Fitzmas and all through the house ..."
14. Posted by A Glosson | November 11, 2005 10:37 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 10:37
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh, I have a question. That book have any nude photos of Yoko in it?"
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 10:50 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 10:50
16. Posted by stan25 | November 11, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Didn't he get busted once for having the stuff that put his head in the clouds?
16. Posted by stan25 | November 11, 2005 11:02 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:02
17. Posted by The WASP | November 11, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From high in the clouds the good bug worked hard at his craft, but alas, from far below the fowl temptress put an evil spell on his best friend, luring him to social causes and convincing him to leave the band of bugs...
17. Posted by The WASP | November 11, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:03
18. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul McCartney was one of the many celebrities on hand at the unveiling of the new democratic party strategy book.
18. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:03
19. Posted by fred lawson | November 11, 2005 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the childrens book is about a day tripping no where man who went down a long and winding road workin eight days a week and had a hard days night to become a paperback writer so he could earn a ticket to ride on Penny Lane..
19. Posted by fred lawson | November 11, 2005 11:04 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:04
20. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Suddenly he burst into tears. "I can read!" he shouted. Now if only he could write.
20. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:05 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:05
21. Posted by Mark | November 11, 2005 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And then children, our brave hero slayed the Yoko-ono Dragon and the town lived happily ever after.
21. Posted by Mark | November 11, 2005 11:12 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:12
22. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we see singer/songwriter Paul McCartney volunteering for the Indoctrinate the Children program.
22. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:18 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:18
23. Posted by c | November 11, 2005 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Trevor, what's a 'fookin' wanker' anyway?"
23. Posted by c | November 11, 2005 11:23 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:23
24. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we see Paul McCartney fulfilling part of his argeement with Michael Jackson to get The Beatles' song catalog back.
24. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:26 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:26
25. Posted by Matt | November 11, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Too important to be bothered with schoolchildren, Jacque Chirac hires a stand-in to read My Pet Goat, as Paris burns.
25. Posted by Matt | November 11, 2005 11:27 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:27
26. Posted by DL | November 11, 2005 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and so the Good Witch Hillary vanquished her evil twin sister (the Bad Witch Hillary) into the land of make believe where liberals actually tell the truth because they can't help it.
Then she lived happily ever after as a conservative!
The End
26. Posted by DL | November 11, 2005 11:30 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:30
27. Posted by DL | November 11, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and so children, the good wizard was able to banish all the capitalists and wipe out all the evil CO2 in the clouds with one wave of the liberal wand!
27. Posted by DL | November 11, 2005 11:32 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:32
28. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The fourth annual Illigitimate Grandchildren of Paul McCartney Convention
28. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:33 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:33
29. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and that, in conclusion, is why capitalism is an evil machine.
Now, those of you who would like autographs the fee is $30, and please be brief. My helicopter is waiting.
29. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:38 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:38
30. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
High in the Clouds: One mans journey from pop icon to cultural insignificance.
30. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:41 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:41
31. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 11, 2005 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... the Good Knight Sir Paul slew the evil Queen Yoko, and everyone lived happy ever after."
31. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 11, 2005 11:42 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:42
32. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Believe it or not, but once upon a time, all of your moms wanted to f@c& me."
32. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:46 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:46
33. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the story wasn't bad, but the kids were distracted by the one-legged woman in the corner.
33. Posted by tacitblue | November 11, 2005 11:48 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:48
34. Posted by Daniel Shearon | November 11, 2005 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One child to another: "Why does he keep yelling OOOOH and Yah Yah Yah after every other sentance?"
34. Posted by Daniel Shearon | November 11, 2005 11:49 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 11:49
35. Posted by Suzi Chen | November 11, 2005 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul McCartney, reading from his second book in the "Lucy In The Sky" fantasy series.
35. Posted by Suzi Chen | November 11, 2005 12:28 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 12:28
36. Posted by Dodo David | November 11, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul McCartney discovers that Red Ribbon Week is the wrong week to tell children about getting high.
36. Posted by Dodo David | November 11, 2005 12:29 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 12:29
37. Posted by yetanotherjohn | November 11, 2005 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kid on the right: "Paul who?"
37. Posted by yetanotherjohn | November 11, 2005 12:50 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 12:50
38. Posted by bob jones | November 11, 2005 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hacking up a furball, Wirral the squirrel said, "You said we would be high up in the clouds, but this is nothing but smoke and all I see below are fires everywhere".
"Not to worry" said Froggo the frog, "those are just disaffected youths down there excercising their right to civil disobedience."
38. Posted by bob jones | November 11, 2005 12:51 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 12:51
39. Posted by JaySwash | November 11, 2005 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With his children's book published, a phoney conversion to a nutball religion could pull Paul even with Madonna in the "Attention Whore Scavenger Hunt."
39. Posted by JaySwash | November 11, 2005 1:17 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 13:17
40. Posted by Tam | November 11, 2005 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In his bid to help sales of Mary Mapes' new book, Paul McCartney attempts to explain proportional fonts to an attentive audience.
40. Posted by Tam | November 11, 2005 2:19 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 14:19
41. Posted by Peter F. | November 11, 2005 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How Michael Moore would caption this:
"Sarasota, Florida, fall 2005. For seven minutes, Paul McCartney, former leader of The Beatles, just sat there and continued to read "My Pet Carrot" to classroom full of children as hundreds of chickens were helplessly deep fried at a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken..."
41. Posted by Peter F. | November 11, 2005 2:41 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 14:41
42. Posted by billburz | November 11, 2005 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This old limey sucks at reading, somebody call an exterminator.
42. Posted by billburz | November 11, 2005 2:51 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 14:51
43. Posted by Faith+1 | November 11, 2005 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kid on right to kid on left: "His lips move when he reads."
43. Posted by Faith+1 | November 11, 2005 3:13 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 15:13
44. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, one more time, who was the walrus?"
44. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 3:19 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 15:19
45. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am Paul,
Paul, I am
I do not like green eggs, and ham,
nor turkey, pot roast, pork or spam.
I won't touch any meats or dairy,
all you yanks think I'm a fairy.
I will not eat eggs and Ham.
I do not like them.
Paul I am.
(guess I'll keep the day job)
45. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2005 3:24 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 15:24
46. Posted by Guido | November 11, 2005 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You'd think that people would've had enough of Silly Celeb Kid Books....
or
Hey Dude, this book is bad,
"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed" is 10 times better.
Remember to write songs like "Live & Let Die",
Not kids books about getting high, and we'll like it much better, better, better, better, oh yeah, nah nah nah nanananah, nanananah, Hey Dude.....
46. Posted by Guido | November 11, 2005 3:30 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 15:30
47. Posted by Guido | November 11, 2005 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clue # 487 in the "Paul is Dead" lexicon:
If you say "Wirral the squirrel has lost his nuts" backwards 12 times consecutively a 4x speed, it sounds uncannily like "This book is a piece of tripe, really man. A 'real live' Beatle would never write this."
You kinda have to listen closely to hear it, but I swear it's there. Freaky.
47. Posted by Guido | November 11, 2005 3:47 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 15:47
48. Posted by Guido | November 11, 2005 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Turn me OFF, dead man.
Turn me OFF, dead man.
Turn me OFF, dead man...........
48. Posted by Guido | November 11, 2005 3:48 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 15:48
49. Posted by Rachel Edith | November 11, 2005 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday. Oh, I believe in yesterday."
49. Posted by Rachel Edith | November 11, 2005 4:13 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 16:13
50. Posted by JeremyB | November 11, 2005 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And then the frog said, 'Billy, do you ever think about touching yourself in that special place?'
50. Posted by JeremyB | November 11, 2005 4:24 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 16:24
51. Posted by Mark | November 11, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, didn't he used to be in Wings?
51. Posted by Mark | November 11, 2005 4:47 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 16:47
52. Posted by jmaster | November 11, 2005 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kid on right:
"FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD!"
52. Posted by jmaster | November 11, 2005 5:33 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 17:33
53. Posted by ed | November 11, 2005 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So you see boys and girls, Bush lied....
53. Posted by ed | November 11, 2005 6:52 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 18:52
54. Posted by McCain | November 11, 2005 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While Napster went up in smoke,
Paul McCartney read My Pet Walrus.
54. Posted by McCain | November 11, 2005 7:53 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 19:53
55. Posted by -S- | November 11, 2005 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And, little children, MARIJUANA is spelled, "D-o-n'-t--T-e-l-l--Y-o-u-r--P-a-r-e-n-t-s--I--S-a-i-d--T-h-i-s."
55. Posted by -S- | November 11, 2005 8:15 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 20:15
56. Posted by itismedavid | November 11, 2005 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Psst, Billy, let me get this straight.... We're in Califronia and a liberal is reading to us about "high in the clouds". Don't you think Gov. Arnold will run him over with one of his Hummers the first chance he gets. You know, it is still illegal to have marijuana even in LA"
56. Posted by itismedavid | November 11, 2005 8:26 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 20:26
57. Posted by jmaster | November 11, 2005 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How long do we have to listen to this guy till they bring out the knight?
57. Posted by jmaster | November 11, 2005 9:35 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2005 21:35
58. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | November 12, 2005 12:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know, kids, Mary Mapes' book actually makes sense with a hit of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
58. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | November 12, 2005 12:16 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 00:16
59. Posted by J Philip | November 12, 2005 1:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Too late, he and his mates realized that Yoko was in fact a demonic succubus..."
59. Posted by J Philip | November 12, 2005 1:17 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 01:17
60. Posted by Alexandra | November 12, 2005 6:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Paul McCartney standing in for The Editor of The New York Times, telling Another Fairytale to a Captive Audience of Avid Readers
60. Posted by Alexandra | November 12, 2005 6:47 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 06:47
61. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 12, 2005 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Jude, Where's my car?"
61. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 12, 2005 8:17 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 08:17
62. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 12, 2005 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ob-La-De Ob-La-Da? What does he think we are, first graders?"
62. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 12, 2005 8:18 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 08:18
63. Posted by V the K | November 12, 2005 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So, they don't allow prayer in schools, but it's OK to spend a whole afternoon listening to some old pothead ramble on about the sixties?"
63. Posted by V the K | November 12, 2005 8:52 AM |
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64. Posted by V the K | November 12, 2005 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mr. McCartney, we're all impressed and everything that Penthouse printed your letter... but, seriously, TMI."
64. Posted by V the K | November 12, 2005 8:56 AM |
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65. Posted by V the K | November 12, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's not nearly as bad as last week when Melissa Etheridge read her autobiography, Heather Has Two Mommies, or, You Don't Wanna Use That Turkey baster."
65. Posted by V the K | November 12, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 09:02
66. Posted by Ingress | November 12, 2005 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Need some time to be alone, try washing the dishes!
66. Posted by Ingress | November 12, 2005 9:59 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 09:59
67. Posted by charles austin | November 12, 2005 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So was the book written by McCartney and Lennon or Lennon and McCartney?
"And then I said to Yoko, 'Hey, hey, hee, hee, get off of my cloud.'"
"Drugs are bad, so don't do drugs, m'kay?"
"Yeah? My grandpa says Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings."
67. Posted by charles austin | November 12, 2005 9:35 PM |
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68. Posted by charles austin | November 12, 2005 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So was the book written by McCartney and Lennon or Lennon and McCartney?
"And then I said to Yoko, 'Hey, hey, hee, hee, get off of my cloud.'"
"Drugs are bad, so don't do drugs, m'kay?"
"Yeah? My grandpa says Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings."
68. Posted by charles austin | November 12, 2005 9:35 PM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 21:35
69. Posted by jmaster | November 12, 2005 10:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Though no one would have thought it possible in 1965, 40 years of growing evidence makes it increasingly clear that Ringo was actually the SMART one…
69. Posted by jmaster | November 12, 2005 10:46 PM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 22:46
70. Posted by jmaster | November 12, 2005 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kid on right to kid on left:
“How long do you think we’ll have to listen to this guy before they bring out the knight?”
70. Posted by jmaster | November 12, 2005 11:02 PM |
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Posted on November 12, 2005 23:02
71. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 13, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet."
"I guess Dubya recruited Paul to help strike back at the Liberals."
71. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 13, 2005 1:39 PM |
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72. Posted by Doug | November 13, 2005 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yesterday...All my wrinkles seemed so far away"
72. Posted by Doug | November 13, 2005 8:21 PM |
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73. Posted by Kevin Aylward | November 14, 2005 1:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entires). The contest is now closed.
73. Posted by Kevin Aylward | November 14, 2005 1:42 AM |
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Posted on November 14, 2005 01:42