
Ashlee Simpson was caught on video in a drunken meltdown at a McDonald's. She's quite the little drunken diva... (Watch The Video - backup link)
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Ashlee Simpson was caught on video in a drunken meltdown at a McDonald's. She's quite the little drunken diva... (Watch The Video - backup link)
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Comments (46)
What a waste! I would be <... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Oh, FTLOG | November 4, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
What a waste! I would be such a better millionaire.
God....are you listening?
1. Posted by Oh, FTLOG | November 4, 2005 11:47 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 11:47
2. Posted by Don | November 4, 2005 12:05 PM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
White trash plus tons of money = white trash.
2. Posted by Don | November 4, 2005 12:05 PM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 12:05
3. Posted by sarah | November 4, 2005 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
who among us, though, has never been drunk at McDonald's?
3. Posted by sarah | November 4, 2005 12:09 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 12:09
4. Posted by rick13 | November 4, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How do I view it? There is no play button. Is it real or windows media?
4. Posted by rick13 | November 4, 2005 12:12 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 12:12
5. Posted by ICallMasICM | November 4, 2005 12:22 PM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
'who among us, though, has never been drunk at McDonald's?'
Me
5. Posted by ICallMasICM | November 4, 2005 12:22 PM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 12:22
6. Posted by Dodo David | November 4, 2005 12:45 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Ashlee Simpson probably tried to use her "treasure chest" to pay for a Big Mac.
6. Posted by Dodo David | November 4, 2005 12:45 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 12:45
7. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2005 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
ICall,
Agreed. Let he without sin of being drunk at a MickeyD's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Jack in the Box or an In and Out burger, cast the first french fry.
7. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2005 1:21 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 13:21
8. Posted by Chuck Simmins | November 4, 2005 1:54 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Is that a miracle of engineering or did she pick up a set of honkers someplace?
8. Posted by Chuck Simmins | November 4, 2005 1:54 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 13:54
9. Posted by Toby928 | November 4, 2005 2:03 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Waffle House is my late-night drunk food choice.
Tob
9. Posted by Toby928 | November 4, 2005 2:03 PM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 14:03
10. Posted by Ikkonoishi | November 4, 2005 2:09 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
http://s2.putfile.com/videos/30623363568.wmv
Thats the link for those who are too lazy to view the video page's source.
10. Posted by Ikkonoishi | November 4, 2005 2:09 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 14:09
11. Posted by Lew Clark | November 4, 2005 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Oh the memories of my youth. Yes I did show up drunk at McDonalds at lot before I grew up. And I can't sing. So much in common with the youthful Ashlee.
11. Posted by Lew Clark | November 4, 2005 2:09 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 14:09
12. Posted by moseby | November 4, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Just like her skanky sister she's got her plastic tits screwed on. They're almost as big as her effing nose.
12. Posted by moseby | November 4, 2005 2:10 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 14:10
13. Posted by Jock | November 4, 2005 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Don, surely that should be: poor white trash, plus tons of money = rich white trash.
13. Posted by Jock | November 4, 2005 2:47 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2005 14:47
14. Posted by ed | November 4, 2005 2:59 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Hmmm.
I thank and bless God for each and every moment that I don't hear her singing.
14. Posted by ed | November 4, 2005 2:59 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 14:59
15. Posted by RightWingLiberal | November 4, 2005 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
you say white trash like it's a bad thing?
I think Ashlee is incredibly beautiful with or without fake tits / with or without fake career.
15. Posted by RightWingLiberal | November 4, 2005 3:02 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 15:02
16. Posted by Don | November 4, 2005 3:39 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
My friends and I were more of the Denny's drunk variety...but we were never rude to the staff.
Jock: I think the formula works how I had it originally:
White trash plus tons of money = white trash
This way you can add the "tons of money" to poor white trash, rich white trash or anything in between and you still get white trash.
From Ashlee to Paris...scum is scum and money has nothing to do with having class.
16. Posted by Don | November 4, 2005 3:39 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 15:39
17. Posted by berlins | November 4, 2005 3:53 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Meltdown??? Are you kidding? What I witnessed on the video link did not look like a meltdown. She was drunk and acting semi playful with the "customer" that had a video recorder. And do you buy that the video came from a "customer". If it was a customer then it was the news crew buying a burger and calling themselves "customers" for the news story. Come on!!!!
17. Posted by berlins | November 4, 2005 3:53 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 15:53
18. Posted by TZ | November 4, 2005 5:45 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
All she wanted was an application for work, I guess that's why she kept asking for the manager.
Knowing how talentless she is, I wouldn't get the manager either.
TZ
18. Posted by TZ | November 4, 2005 5:45 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 17:45
19. Posted by ginabina | November 4, 2005 7:38 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
It's the acid reflux, people!
Sheez! A little compassion here....
19. Posted by ginabina | November 4, 2005 7:38 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 19:38
20. Posted by smitty | November 4, 2005 7:58 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I want a f*****n' Big Mac and I want it now! Don't you know who I am? I'm Ashlee Simpson, and I'll buy this f*****n' store and have you fired, goddammit! Give me that Big Mac now! I ain't drunk and I don't care if you've called the cops, gimme that f*****n' Big Mac and large fries!
BLEEAAGGGHH!!
20. Posted by smitty | November 4, 2005 7:58 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 19:58
21. Posted by MissFUBAR | November 4, 2005 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Aww, shux, guys....the video won't load. What did she do????
21. Posted by MissFUBAR | November 4, 2005 8:07 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 20:07
22. Posted by plebe | November 4, 2005 8:21 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
jeez guys, get off the poor girl...and let me on.
22. Posted by plebe | November 4, 2005 8:21 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 20:21
23. Posted by fatman | November 4, 2005 10:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where's her brother Bart?
23. Posted by fatman | November 4, 2005 10:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 22:01
24. Posted by the wolf | November 4, 2005 10:49 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
McDonalds?? Everyone knows late night drunkenness calls for gyros, pizza puff and cheese fries. Lightweight.
24. Posted by the wolf | November 4, 2005 10:49 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2005 22:49
25. Posted by George | November 5, 2005 12:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"who among us, though, has never been drunk at McDonald's?"
That shut me up.
25. Posted by George | November 5, 2005 12:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 00:18
26. Posted by McCain | November 5, 2005 12:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Whoa, did somebody order a double McWhopper?
26. Posted by McCain | November 5, 2005 12:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 00:39
27. Posted by -S- | November 5, 2005 1:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jock: I see trash myself but it's not always, if rarely, white. Time to stop the racism about white folks and just call Trash what it is: Trash.
Ashley isn't even blond. Among other cosmetic amenities noticable in the photo there...money buys a lot of amendments, a lot of helpers, a lot of everything.
I just can't figure out why everyone who isn't blond (or redhead, either) seeks the look. It's not hard to figure out who is and who isn't and mostly by skin tone, eye color and features. I understand covering GREY hair, but trying to present as blond and/or redhead when you are anything but is an irritant to me...now THAT's Trash, of any racial kind.
27. Posted by -S- | November 5, 2005 1:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 01:06
28. Posted by -S- | November 5, 2005 1:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I'm still finding it laughable that Madonna actually claims she's never had "face work" done (recently said, like a month ago or so). Take a look at her earlier "Like A Virgin" photos and look at her face now...nose is "amended," entire facial skin has been lifted, eyes redone (twice, to my figure), lips...she's had more cosmetic work done than Barbie has plastic. What I can't figure out is why people try to say they haven't when it's so obvious they have. Just admit it, fer Heaven's sake. More that indicates Trash status, by the way, people who act like that.
28. Posted by -S- | November 5, 2005 1:09 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 01:09
29. Posted by -S- | November 5, 2005 1:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Oh, and her teeth...entire new set. I suppose Madonna can deny "face work" having been done by some squeaky standard there but, honestly: Trash.
29. Posted by -S- | November 5, 2005 1:10 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 01:10
30. Posted by -S- | November 5, 2005 1:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How many of you guys know that Marilyn Monroe was a redhead? The blond look was cosmetics only, pure cosmetics, because she had hair color same as mine and that's red-blond-red.
30. Posted by -S- | November 5, 2005 1:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 01:13
31. Posted by Macker | November 5, 2005 2:44 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
One word: Slut.
31. Posted by Macker | November 5, 2005 2:44 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 02:44
32. Posted by NtvAmrcn | November 5, 2005 6:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What in hell is the big issue? I would be hard pressed to find issue with what I see here, given what I see every weekend at our local taverns and fast food eateries. You do not have to be a popular diva or star to see this stuff every day in any public eatery. Hell, I have made a fool of myself more than once at these places. Sometimes you just want to have a little fun. I am not a fan but I will not condem anyone from what I saw in this rediculous video.
32. Posted by NtvAmrcn | November 5, 2005 6:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 06:38
33. Posted by NtvAmrcn | November 5, 2005 6:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Is it just me or is everyone simply nuts. I think my wife is prettier than almost all of these "stars". And she is much easier to love. God, I could write a book about how wonderful she is. I prefer her to any "star" on the planet!
33. Posted by NtvAmrcn | November 5, 2005 6:42 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 06:42
34. Posted by jpm100 | November 5, 2005 7:41 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
I think the appeal to her is that she's the skank you can get while her sister is the skank you can't get.
34. Posted by jpm100 | November 5, 2005 7:41 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 07:41
35. Posted by wavemaker | November 5, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Suzi is right.
Black hair is the hottest.
And I'll bet this dipweed looks like a trainwreck without makeup.
35. Posted by wavemaker | November 5, 2005 9:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2005 09:11
36. Posted by McCain | November 6, 2005 2:48 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Begging to differ, red is the hottest. Wavy red, below shoulder length, eyes hidden, Italian sexy red.
36. Posted by McCain | November 6, 2005 2:48 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2005 02:48
37. Posted by wavemaker | November 7, 2005 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hmmmm OK McCain, you win.
And having finally seen that video, I was right -- she DOES look like a train wreck without make-up.
37. Posted by wavemaker | November 7, 2005 9:32 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 7, 2005 09:32
38. Posted by REAL WORLD | November 7, 2005 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
In response to earlier post someone is F*cking nuts if they think a star telling you that you don't get a picture unless you kiss thier feet is playful. What would happen if the crack got pissy!!! Lets face it. Money can buy friends, it can buy your way out of trouble and it can buy you a Big Mac. Now if it would only buy you some class and a singing voice Ashlee could stop being a no tallent ass clown.
38. Posted by REAL WORLD | November 7, 2005 9:30 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 7, 2005 21:30
39. Posted by Ashlee S | November 9, 2005 11:06 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
You Guys it was just one F'in night, leave me alone i'm only human. I apologise to all my fans out there who had to see me in this manner, as i was suffering Acid Reflux. And As for those who think i'm White trash..... You know who u r mutha f*kers, You can all go F**k yourselfs, you and the whole of Canada. Canadians are just asholes cauz they can never be americans.
Anyway Thanks to all my fans out there, and thanks to god. People dont forget to buy my new record, its out in stores TODAY.
39. Posted by Ashlee S | November 9, 2005 11:06 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 9, 2005 11:06
40. Posted by McBeck | November 11, 2005 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Cool. Ash got drunk and got funny at Micky D's. Good stuff all around.
40. Posted by McBeck | November 11, 2005 8:41 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 11, 2005 20:41
41. Posted by chick | November 28, 2005 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
how classy! that is how a REAL woman should act ...
i didnt know she got fake boobs too.
41. Posted by chick | November 28, 2005 1:46 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 28, 2005 13:46
42. Posted by big fan | November 29, 2005 6:26 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
dam she got drunk...thats f'in hot...she should have gotten NAKED!
42. Posted by big fan | November 29, 2005 6:26 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 29, 2005 18:26
43. Posted by psugirl | November 29, 2005 9:21 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
common people! you're all bitchin about a 20 year old getting drunk. hate to break it to you but she's not the only one.
and its thanks to people like all of you that she stays so popular. people who have any sense would see the video, chuckle and forget about it. you're making it into a bigger deal than it is.
you guys can trash talk her all you want but she'll still be making more money then all of you combined and she's having the time of her life doing it.
43. Posted by psugirl | November 29, 2005 9:21 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 29, 2005 21:21
44. Posted by ajp | January 15, 2006 8:56 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
id still f**k her drunk fake tits and all
44. Posted by ajp | January 15, 2006 8:56 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 15, 2006 20:56
45. Posted by kate | February 18, 2006 10:26 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
y guys people are so mean and i think that getting drunk in McDonalds is just fine and she has an amzing voice.
45. Posted by kate | February 18, 2006 10:26 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2006 22:26
46. Posted by jla | May 11, 2006 10:56 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Doesn't she know that you go to Krystal when you are sh**-faced at 3 in the morning??
46. Posted by jla | May 11, 2006 10:56 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 11, 2006 22:56