While I dearly love my new wheels, the delightul, lithe, sexy Shaggin' Wagon, I have developed one regret recently.
The defining aspect of a station wagon is the cargo area -- it has no trunk. And, therefore, it logically follows that I can't possibly have this option, not even as an expensive aftermarket refit...
1. Posted by
NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NtvAmrcn:
Come on now, you can do better than that. Why didn't you buy the biggest freaken Hummer available. Would allow plenty of room for the butt monkey. I can't afford the Hummer, so I drive a big ass Suburban, 4wd. I love to piss the libs off with it. LOL
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NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 8:19 AM |
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3. Posted by
NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NtvAmrcn:
That's true, but they are so big you don't need a trunk. The entire rear end of it has more room than a pickup truck. The real reason I drive a Suburban is I can haul all my tools required for my work in back, and still have room with the middle seats up to use it for social reasons. It is actually more economical for me that having two vehicles.
3. Posted by
NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 8:49 AM |
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5. Posted by
NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NtvAmrcn:
That's pretty funny. But I do not have a dilemma, I have a Suburban, which alleviates the dilemma I might have without it. But right now I am having to pay for it with the fuel prices. Still, I would have to pay more and be less comfortable with two vehicles.
5. Posted by
NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 9:02 AM |
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7. Posted by
Rich | October 25, 2005 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich:
Jay...a construction guy working on the house next to me had this beautiful new Dodge Charger in that dark red color..the license plate on the front read TEA. I kept meaning to get a picture of it to you,but missed my chance. Maybe I will see it around the new area being developed nearby.
Rich
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Rich | October 25, 2005 12:58 AM |
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Come on now, you can do bet... (Below threshold)1. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come on now, you can do better than that. Why didn't you buy the biggest freaken Hummer available. Would allow plenty of room for the butt monkey. I can't afford the Hummer, so I drive a big ass Suburban, 4wd. I love to piss the libs off with it. LOL
1. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 8:19 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2005 08:19
2. Posted by Jay Tea | October 24, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's not a "butt monkey," it's a "trunk monkey." And I don't believe that any of the civilian Hummers have trunks, either.
J.
2. Posted by Jay Tea | October 24, 2005 8:25 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2005 08:25
3. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's true, but they are so big you don't need a trunk. The entire rear end of it has more room than a pickup truck. The real reason I drive a Suburban is I can haul all my tools required for my work in back, and still have room with the middle seats up to use it for social reasons. It is actually more economical for me that having two vehicles.
3. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 8:49 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2005 08:49
4. Posted by bullwinkle | October 24, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They have a model for people with your dilemma, the console capuchin.
4. Posted by bullwinkle | October 24, 2005 8:51 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2005 08:51
5. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's pretty funny. But I do not have a dilemma, I have a Suburban, which alleviates the dilemma I might have without it. But right now I am having to pay for it with the fuel prices. Still, I would have to pay more and be less comfortable with two vehicles.
5. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 24, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2005 09:02
6. Posted by McGehee | October 24, 2005 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I had a Dilemma once. A 1965 Dodge Dilemma.
Great car. And it had a trunk.
6. Posted by McGehee | October 24, 2005 9:32 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2005 09:32
7. Posted by Rich | October 25, 2005 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay...a construction guy working on the house next to me had this beautiful new Dodge Charger in that dark red color..the license plate on the front read TEA. I kept meaning to get a picture of it to you,but missed my chance. Maybe I will see it around the new area being developed nearby.
Rich
7. Posted by Rich | October 25, 2005 12:58 AM |
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Posted on October 25, 2005 00:58