In what should come as a shock to practically no one, US Weekly reports that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline fear that an X-rated home video could be made public. Someone in Britney's entourage allegedly made a copy of one of her personal home videos and, according to the report, is threatening to release it. The raunchy footage was supposedly taken fairly recently - before Spears looked pregnant.
I can only guess that Spears looked something like this when see heard she might be the next Paris Hilton...
Correction: We previously reported that Spears baby's could be referred to as PMS Federline. The name they actually went with was Sean Preston Federline (SPF). We're not really sorry for the mistake...



Comments (16)
Let's see, her career is de... (Below threshold)1. Posted by John | October 5, 2005 11:18 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Let's see, her career is dead and by a coincidence a sex tape may be coming to a VCR near you.
She always was a class B stripper who depended heavily on impants, wardrobe, make up, and camera angles to look good.
1. Posted by John | October 5, 2005 11:18 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2005 23:18
2. Posted by Faith+1 | October 5, 2005 11:22 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rather hard to be bothered about a married couple having raunchy sex. I suppose there is minor appeal due to her somewhat celeb status... I still think we are about 9 mins into her 15 mins of significance though...
2. Posted by Faith+1 | October 5, 2005 11:22 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2005 23:22
3. Posted by Brett | October 6, 2005 1:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I'm sure they're quite horrified, given their shy and retiring nature. Just look at all the bad things that happened to Paris and Pam Anderson since they were subject to similar public humiliation. Tragic, on several levels...
3. Posted by Brett | October 6, 2005 1:31 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 01:31
4. Posted by Jinx McHue | October 6, 2005 2:35 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
How stupid are these people? After Spamela Andersons's and Ferris Wheel (everybody gets to ride) Hilton's sex tapes came out, you'd think celebrities would get a clue.
"Honey, do you really think we should be taping this? Remember what happened with Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton."
"Aw, gee, honey. It's their own fault because they associate with scumbags... er... they are dumb blondes... er... Look. Just shut up and spread 'em."
4. Posted by Jinx McHue | October 6, 2005 2:35 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 02:35
5. Posted by fatman | October 6, 2005 3:09 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I don't know about Ferris Wheels, but I was banned from a Merry-Go-Round once. When I got on, it threw the thing's balance so far out of whack that it spun itself into the ground.
5. Posted by fatman | October 6, 2005 3:09 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 03:09
6. Posted by -S- | October 6, 2005 8:12 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Don't want anyone to see (whatever), don't commit whatever to film, particularly to video.
Video is to the internet what the xerox machine is to company Christmas parties: you can expect someone's arse to appear in print on the boss' desk/s by the next business morning.
6. Posted by -S- | October 6, 2005 8:12 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 08:12
7. Posted by Adam | October 6, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ok, not a Britney fan, but this 15 minutes stuff really is getting old. She's been rather extravagantly famous for almost a decade. If being a multi-millionaire the entirety of your adult life is considered part of a brief 15 minutes, I think Warhol might want to come back and do some re-coining.
7. Posted by Adam | October 6, 2005 8:40 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 08:40
8. Posted by moseby | October 6, 2005 9:36 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I really don't wanna see kevbo drive a Kenworth into britney's over-used, trailor-trash twat anyhoo.
8. Posted by moseby | October 6, 2005 9:36 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 09:36
9. Posted by OregonMuse | October 6, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Oh my! What a tremendous insult to Britney Spears and her near-legendary sense of modesty and decorum.
9. Posted by OregonMuse | October 6, 2005 9:55 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 09:55
10. Posted by Peter F. | October 6, 2005 12:33 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I'm officially and unequivocally creeped out.
10. Posted by Peter F. | October 6, 2005 12:33 PM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 12:33
11. Posted by HD Wanderer | October 6, 2005 12:42 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
They probably know better than to try to blackmail Britney with the release of the tape (she'd never pay), but maybe they should try the rest of us. I for one would pay good money never to hear about her or this tape again.
11. Posted by HD Wanderer | October 6, 2005 12:42 PM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 12:42
12. Posted by mesablue | October 6, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Britney and Fred Durst should get together and make a tape -- she's got his 'O' face look down.
12. Posted by mesablue | October 6, 2005 4:47 PM |
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Posted on October 6, 2005 16:47
13. Posted by carrie in phx. | October 9, 2005 3:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
i think we should all look 4 signs of Brit & Kev "acting"/ performing/ or "playing a role" 4 the camera.... I guess the pregnancy wasnt enuf publicity..
13. Posted by carrie in phx. | October 9, 2005 3:34 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 03:34
14. Posted by vvarnado | October 9, 2005 6:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
hmm...Speaking of 15-minutes of classless compassion! Britney's generous donation, with Kev's assent, of her underwear in behalf of Katrina's huddled masses...[ Peel me a grape & let them eat cake...]
vashti
14. Posted by vvarnado | October 9, 2005 6:04 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 06:04
15. Posted by tanner | October 28, 2005 8:05 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I really don't know why so many people don't consider this bitch hot annymore. A few years back pervs would kill to get a sex tape of her. I still want to see her. I didn't surf hours on the net for nothing !
15. Posted by tanner | October 28, 2005 8:05 AM |
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Posted on October 28, 2005 08:05
16. Posted by sinnfein | November 22, 2006 1:50 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I wouldn't mind seeing her sex tape, but I also like trashy strip clubs and once watched my dog lick his balls for over 30 minutes......so I'm easy to keep amused and have questionable taste.
16. Posted by sinnfein | November 22, 2006 1:50 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2006 13:50