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21. Posted by
D. Doré | September 2, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Doré:
Boston's finest reveal their good natured side as they refer to the three headed hydra released from the "Big Dig" as Ted, John & Barney in honor of the state's own axis of evil: Ted Kennedy, John Kerry & Barney Frank. In a related story, Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton consider legal action against the officers for violating affirmative action and demanding that at least one of the heads be referred to as "Obama" eventhough that's completely the wrong state.
21. Posted by
D. Doré | September 2, 2005 9:34 AM |
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28. Posted by
yetanotherjohn | September 2, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:
First cop: "I'm not going to take him, you take him"
Second cop: "Are you crazy, I'm not going to take him"
Third cop: "I say we make the kid who let his pet lzard go at Chernoble go get him"
Short cop: "I blame Bush"
28. Posted by
yetanotherjohn | September 2, 2005 11:21 AM |
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33. Posted by
D. Carter | September 2, 2005 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:
Damn! Instead of using up our budget to buy these cheesey hats, maybe the Chief should have purchased something that would be useful in a situation like this - y'know, like guns, maybe!
33. Posted by
D. Carter | September 2, 2005 11:57 AM |
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Lieutenant Irek Shaimiyev wonders if he really should have demanded quite so loudly for 'nothing less than five men' as security detail for the "1000 Years of Tatarstan" Parade.
34. Posted by
a4g | September 2, 2005 12:08 PM |
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37. Posted by
Oh, FTLOG | September 2, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, FTLOG:
{whisper} "Shhhh. Don't move. Maybe he...er...they won't see us."
Short soldier: "Du-huuuude. That was some good shit, man. Hey, let's ask that dude where the Tienne-my-Pizza is. I got the munchies, big-time!"
37. Posted by
Oh, FTLOG | September 2, 2005 12:40 PM |
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Once they saw the finished product, the Japanese immediately regretted selling the rights to "Godzilla vs. Ghidrah the Three-Headed Monster" to Disney.
43. Posted by
Jinx McHue | September 2, 2005 1:39 PM |
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Ignore one of my posts above (4 of us - three of them) that is nearly a duplicate of Rodney Dill's. I honestly did not see it. I guess great minds think alike. :)
54. Posted by
Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 6:08 PM |
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The victim of a cruel prank by his fraternity buddies, a gullible MoveOn.org protester representing "peace, love, and tolerance" demonstrates against the illegal occupation of Tatarstan by Russian troops.
61. Posted by
Greg | September 3, 2005 12:04 AM |
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66. Posted by
Faith+1 | September 3, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:
The three headed dragon was preparing to devour yet another quartet of hapless law enforcement personnel when suddenly the third head spotted the mascot from the Bainbridge High School Fighting Barneys...
66. Posted by
Faith+1 | September 3, 2005 8:51 AM |
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70. Posted by
Maggie | September 3, 2005 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:
Although now obsolete in America, the Three Martini Lunch provides interesting afternoon duty for Russian police.....apparently Stoli produces group hallucinations.
70. Posted by
Maggie | September 3, 2005 9:04 PM |
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Come on coppers... You guys... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Todd | September 2, 2005 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come on coppers... You guys want a piece of me?... Whats the matter??? Chicken???
1. Posted by Todd | September 2, 2005 8:21 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:21
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pssst ... If we kill it maybe Jesse Jackson will show up and blame George Bush."
"Hey there's four of us and only three of it, I think we can take him."
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:24 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:24
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh oh, I think bullwinkle has had too much Tequila again."
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:25 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:25
4. Posted by Faith+1 | September 2, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Battered by years of steroid abuse, Rodan is reduced to begging amusement park rent-a-cops to attack him "for old times sake".
4. Posted by Faith+1 | September 2, 2005 8:42 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:42
5. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barneys meet Barney.
5. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:42 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:42
6. Posted by Malibu Stacy | September 2, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay, which one of you has the cheat codes for beating the boss on the Dragon's Lair level?"
6. Posted by Malibu Stacy | September 2, 2005 8:43 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:43
7. Posted by takefive | September 2, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geeesh, I hate parade duty!
7. Posted by takefive | September 2, 2005 8:43 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:43
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, it's four of us against three of them - I think we can take him."
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:44
9. Posted by BlogDog | September 2, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Woo Hu misunderstood the invitation the Policemen's Drag Party as the Policeman's Dragon Party.
9. Posted by BlogDog | September 2, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:44
10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cop far left to cop far right: "Quit staring Bill, they can't help that they are conjoined."
10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:50 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:50
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't know what it is, but I think it belongs to Zaphod Beeblebrox."
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:52 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:52
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No you Morons, Karl Rove said find someone that can 'B'eat Hillary in 2008."
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:58 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 08:58
13. Posted by jpm100 | September 2, 2005 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Orleans' police presence was delayed because they were trapped by what they believed to be a sea monster washed in by the hurricane.
13. Posted by jpm100 | September 2, 2005 9:09 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:09
14. Posted by rick13 | September 2, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, GREAT! Now We're going to be on Wizbang ALL weekend!
14. Posted by rick13 | September 2, 2005 9:20 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:20
15. Posted by bullwinkle | September 2, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know, since I smoked that stuff I know exactly what Peter, Paul, and Mary were talking about. Puff indeed!
15. Posted by bullwinkle | September 2, 2005 9:21 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:21
16. Posted by heymike | September 2, 2005 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Russian infantry demonstrates how to "hide from bad monsters" during a recent joint military exercise with China.
16. Posted by heymike | September 2, 2005 9:24 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:24
17. Posted by Norm | September 2, 2005 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terrfied policemen watch helplessly as a mutant monster created by the toxic waters of New Orleans attacks the Superdome.
17. Posted by Norm | September 2, 2005 9:25 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:25
18. Posted by Weegie | September 2, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here comes the winner of the "Most creative terrorist bomber vest" competition.
18. Posted by Weegie | September 2, 2005 9:29 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:29
19. Posted by Todd | September 2, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did you see the size of that chicken????
19. Posted by Todd | September 2, 2005 9:30 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:30
20. Posted by OregonMuse | September 2, 2005 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey everyone, look! It's Teddy Kennedy's liver!
20. Posted by OregonMuse | September 2, 2005 9:33 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:33
21. Posted by D. Doré | September 2, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boston's finest reveal their good natured side as they refer to the three headed hydra released from the "Big Dig" as Ted, John & Barney in honor of the state's own axis of evil: Ted Kennedy, John Kerry & Barney Frank. In a related story, Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton consider legal action against the officers for violating affirmative action and demanding that at least one of the heads be referred to as "Obama" eventhough that's completely the wrong state.
21. Posted by D. Doré | September 2, 2005 9:34 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 09:34
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What? They really exist? Now the former Fighting Illini can't be known as the Fighting Three-Headed Dragons either."
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 10:06 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 10:06
23. Posted by Mike Cunningham | September 2, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
North Korean Army checks out American invader, decides not to retaliate!
23. Posted by Mike Cunningham | September 2, 2005 10:15 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 10:15
24. Posted by Cybrludite | September 2, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang? Just what chemicals spilled into the flood waters from the Norco refinery?
24. Posted by Cybrludite | September 2, 2005 10:23 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 10:23
25. Posted by Matt | September 2, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nintendo deploys its Looter Response Team with "eat to kill" orders.
-----
What happens now?
Wait for darkness, then you, Lancelot and Gallahad jump out and take the city.
Wait...
25. Posted by Matt | September 2, 2005 10:48 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 10:48
26. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 2, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The real reason why the New Orleans Police aren't arresting looters.
26. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 2, 2005 10:52 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 10:52
27. Posted by PTG | September 2, 2005 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cops trepidate as Triffids attack
27. Posted by PTG | September 2, 2005 11:12 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 11:12
28. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 2, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First cop: "I'm not going to take him, you take him"
Second cop: "Are you crazy, I'm not going to take him"
Third cop: "I say we make the kid who let his pet lzard go at Chernoble go get him"
Short cop: "I blame Bush"
28. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 2, 2005 11:21 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 11:21
29. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Be careful!" "This could be the Cindy Sheehan Trojan Horse they told us about..."
29. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 11:34 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 11:34
30. Posted by NtvAmrcn | September 2, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I anit killen no more looters, I quit!
30. Posted by NtvAmrcn | September 2, 2005 11:37 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 11:37
31. Posted by brainy435 | September 2, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn! Gumby(TM) gets MEAN when he's drunk!
31. Posted by brainy435 | September 2, 2005 11:37 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 11:37
32. Posted by B. Minich, PI | September 2, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The officers contemplated how to complete this stage of their training, "How to defeat the Hydra".
--
"OK, three of us go out and distract him while you sneak around the back and take him out!"
32. Posted by B. Minich, PI | September 2, 2005 11:55 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 11:55
33. Posted by D. Carter | September 2, 2005 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn! Instead of using up our budget to buy these cheesey hats, maybe the Chief should have purchased something that would be useful in a situation like this - y'know, like guns, maybe!
33. Posted by D. Carter | September 2, 2005 11:57 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 11:57
34. Posted by a4g | September 2, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lieutenant Irek Shaimiyev wonders if he really should have demanded quite so loudly for 'nothing less than five men' as security detail for the "1000 Years of Tatarstan" Parade.
34. Posted by a4g | September 2, 2005 12:08 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 12:08
35. Posted by Peter F. | September 2, 2005 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Comrades, we really need to stop buying that Chernobyl bud."
35. Posted by Peter F. | September 2, 2005 12:13 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 12:13
36. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The CNN Float for the Thanksgiving Parade in Kazan finally arrives. The delay was blamed on Pres. Bush.
36. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 12:24 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 12:24
37. Posted by Oh, FTLOG | September 2, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
{whisper} "Shhhh. Don't move. Maybe he...er...they won't see us."
Short soldier: "Du-huuuude. That was some good shit, man. Hey, let's ask that dude where the Tienne-my-Pizza is. I got the munchies, big-time!"
37. Posted by Oh, FTLOG | September 2, 2005 12:40 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 12:40
38. Posted by Ikkonoishi | September 2, 2005 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
>kill dragon
What with? Your bare hands?
>yes
Congratulations! You killed a dragon with your bare hands!
38. Posted by Ikkonoishi | September 2, 2005 12:59 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 12:59
39. Posted by The WASP | September 2, 2005 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AHHHHH the 3 headed dragon of the apocolypse....
dude it's the 4 horseman, no 3 headed dragon.
(my cartoon of the day shows how the media would actually cover the 4 horseman, so here is my shameless self promotion)
39. Posted by The WASP | September 2, 2005 1:07 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 13:07
40. Posted by stan25 | September 2, 2005 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I knew that atomic bomb that we set off in the desert of New Mexico would come back to haunt us, but didn’t expect it to happen so soon.
40. Posted by stan25 | September 2, 2005 1:25 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 13:25
41. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | September 2, 2005 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Russian troops cherish a much-needed change from President Vladimir Putin's usual order to "get moose and squirrel."
41. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | September 2, 2005 1:27 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 13:27
42. Posted by Smoke Eater | September 2, 2005 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I have a BAD feeling about this, and somebody get this walking crayon accident out of my way!" (obscure Star Wars reference)
42. Posted by Smoke Eater | September 2, 2005 1:31 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 13:31
43. Posted by Jinx McHue | September 2, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once they saw the finished product, the Japanese immediately regretted selling the rights to "Godzilla vs. Ghidrah the Three-Headed Monster" to Disney.
43. Posted by Jinx McHue | September 2, 2005 1:39 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 13:39
44. Posted by Lorna Clevenger | September 2, 2005 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm not going out there are you?
44. Posted by Lorna Clevenger | September 2, 2005 1:46 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 13:46
45. Posted by jc | September 2, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Vasily, is it me, or is that thing on Gorbachev's head growing?
45. Posted by jc | September 2, 2005 1:50 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 13:50
46. Posted by D.Doré | September 2, 2005 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Venezuelan Security detail prepares for yet another assassination attempt as Hugo Chavez demands the extradition of Walt Disney.
46. Posted by D.Doré | September 2, 2005 2:16 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 14:16
47. Posted by Lloyd | September 2, 2005 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whatever it is, it's Bush's fault."
47. Posted by Lloyd | September 2, 2005 4:01 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 16:01
48. Posted by D. Carter | September 2, 2005 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Freeze, boys! Maybe he'll just eat those two pedestrians over there and go away.
48. Posted by D. Carter | September 2, 2005 4:06 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 16:06
49. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I think it's that Katrina thing,thank Allah we're standing on high ground"...
49. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 5:00 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 17:00
50. Posted by Master Shake | September 2, 2005 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Orleans police prepare to greet their mayor at the "just let the Feds take care of it" hurricane planning meeting.
50. Posted by Master Shake | September 2, 2005 5:00 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 17:00
51. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Members of the Kazan Greeting Committee prepare to welcome Barney's love child...
51. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 5:17 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 17:17
52. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: The new Iraqi constitution creates a three headed monster of Shiites, Sunnis, and Kurds.
52. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 5:45 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 17:45
53. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Better Call StrongBad, I think Trogdor is on the loose again.
53. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 5:46 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 17:46
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ignore one of my posts above (4 of us - three of them) that is nearly a duplicate of Rodney Dill's. I honestly did not see it. I guess great minds think alike. :)
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 6:08 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 18:08
55. Posted by JimK | September 2, 2005 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't know, Bob. But it keeps yelling 'My name is Katrina' over and over. Should we shoot it?"
55. Posted by JimK | September 2, 2005 6:41 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 18:41
56. Posted by starboardhelm | September 2, 2005 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Captain: What ! It's You !!
Hydra: How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Hydra: You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !! You know what you doing. Move 'zig'. For great justice!
56. Posted by starboardhelm | September 2, 2005 7:10 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 19:10
57. Posted by McGehee | September 2, 2005 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If I just walk past them like I have every right to be here, maybe they won't notice I'm a three-headed radioactive mutant monster."
57. Posted by McGehee | September 2, 2005 7:55 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 19:55
58. Posted by McGehee | September 2, 2005 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hello! Is this your first visit to Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends?"
58. Posted by McGehee | September 2, 2005 7:58 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 19:58
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 9:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally - definitive proof that Iran's nuclear weapons program is well under way.
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 9:13 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 21:13
60. Posted by Sean Gleeson | September 2, 2005 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Laissez les ballons étranges flotter!"
60. Posted by Sean Gleeson | September 2, 2005 9:41 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2005 21:41
61. Posted by Greg | September 3, 2005 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The victim of a cruel prank by his fraternity buddies, a gullible MoveOn.org protester representing "peace, love, and tolerance" demonstrates against the illegal occupation of Tatarstan by Russian troops.
61. Posted by Greg | September 3, 2005 12:04 AM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 00:04
62. Posted by G! | September 3, 2005 12:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Milos, how can we be sure he's a *magic* dragon?
62. Posted by G! | September 3, 2005 12:26 AM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 00:26
63. Posted by Timmy | September 3, 2005 12:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Head One to Head Three): Ew, check out the four-headed freak with the hats!
63. Posted by Timmy | September 3, 2005 12:41 AM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 00:41
64. Posted by stan25 | September 3, 2005 2:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Give him a couple of MREs and a bottle of water, then maybe he will go away and bother someone else
64. Posted by stan25 | September 3, 2005 2:01 AM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 02:01
65. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | September 3, 2005 4:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You mean, you guys see it too? Thank god, I thought I was going crazy."
65. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | September 3, 2005 4:52 AM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 04:52
66. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The three headed dragon was preparing to devour yet another quartet of hapless law enforcement personnel when suddenly the third head spotted the mascot from the Bainbridge High School Fighting Barneys...
66. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2005 8:51 AM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 08:51
67. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not another demonstration by NAMBLA.
67. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2005 10:52 AM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 10:52
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Globdarfor – the Left's triune god of Global Warming, Darwinism, and Rain Forests pays a visit to planet earth.
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2005 1:39 PM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 13:39
69. Posted by Dodo David | September 3, 2005 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While Japan is the favorite hang-out of Godzilla, China is the favorite hang-out of Godzilla's three-headed brother Koszilla.
69. Posted by Dodo David | September 3, 2005 7:04 PM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 19:04
70. Posted by Maggie | September 3, 2005 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although now obsolete in America, the Three Martini Lunch provides interesting afternoon duty for Russian police.....apparently Stoli produces group hallucinations.
70. Posted by Maggie | September 3, 2005 9:04 PM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 21:04
71. Posted by sentinel | September 3, 2005 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeez, Senator Clinton really DOES look fatter in person
71. Posted by sentinel | September 3, 2005 11:01 PM |
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Posted on September 3, 2005 23:01
72. Posted by stan25 | September 4, 2005 12:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, that is some good purple microdot that we swiped from the evidence locker.
72. Posted by stan25 | September 4, 2005 12:34 AM |
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Posted on September 4, 2005 00:34
73. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2005 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Omigod, he ate Kenny!"
73. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2005 7:41 AM |
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Posted on September 4, 2005 07:41
74. Posted by charles austin | September 4, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The entire St. George's constabulary was having second thoughts about saving the fair maiden.
74. Posted by charles austin | September 4, 2005 11:26 AM |
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Posted on September 4, 2005 11:26
75. Posted by stan25 | September 4, 2005 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Must be one of those people that survived the Cherynoble accident
75. Posted by stan25 | September 4, 2005 12:20 PM |
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Posted on September 4, 2005 12:20
76. Posted by charles austin | September 4, 2005 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, where's Hagrid when you really need him?
76. Posted by charles austin | September 4, 2005 10:34 PM |
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Posted on September 4, 2005 22:34
77. Posted by Kevin | September 5, 2005 1:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced (click on the link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.
77. Posted by Kevin | September 5, 2005 1:33 AM |
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Posted on September 5, 2005 01:33