Due to my living in a very old building and wanting to use way, way too many modern conveniences, I kinda messed up the electricity in Stately Tea Manor. I'll mostly offline for a good chunk of Thursday, at least.
I did write one piece that will publish itself shortly, though, before things went kerblooie.
Hmm... if white smoke means a new Pope, does that make my place sacred?
My apologies to those who wish my absence was permanent.
Since it's obvious that you have little training as an electrician. I would recommern hiring one, instead of some friend or handyman, to repair and upgrade your home's wiring. You will probaby need some breakers replaced and added (if you have the old screw-in fuses, spend the money to replace them with breakers) and probably a ground check as well. If the capacity or grounding is screwed up, you run a high risk of becoming Boiled Tea. (Or is is Broiled?)
Having experience in electricity, I can tell you that stuff scares me to precaution!
1. Posted by
Brian Epps | July 28, 2005 4:06 AM |
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2. Posted by
fatman | July 28, 2005 4:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fatman:
Be careful there, Jay. Casa de Fatman was gutted by an electrical fire in a light switch in my mother's bedroom. According to the fire marshall, it smoldered behind the wall for several hours before it finally flared up. Fortunately no one was home--Mom was out playing bingo. So I guess bingo isn't just midnight basketball for the Geritol set.
2. Posted by
fatman | July 28, 2005 4:49 AM |
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From the appliance side, the green wire goes to the bronze screw...
(That's a joke! I'm saying so here because there's people out there dumb enough to think I'm serious. Sue me & I'll laugh my ass off all the way to the office where one files Chapter 11. I'm damn near broke anyhow.)
3. Posted by
Cybrludite | July 28, 2005 8:33 AM |
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Electronics are powered by smoke, which is imprisoned in them. If you let the smoke out, your stuff will stop working. Prison maintenance is very important for electronics.
6. Posted by
Jeff Medcalf | July 29, 2005 12:48 AM |
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Since it's obvious that you... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Brian Epps | July 28, 2005 4:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since it's obvious that you have little training as an electrician. I would recommern hiring one, instead of some friend or handyman, to repair and upgrade your home's wiring. You will probaby need some breakers replaced and added (if you have the old screw-in fuses, spend the money to replace them with breakers) and probably a ground check as well. If the capacity or grounding is screwed up, you run a high risk of becoming Boiled Tea. (Or is is Broiled?)
Having experience in electricity, I can tell you that stuff scares me to precaution!
1. Posted by Brian Epps | July 28, 2005 4:06 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2005 04:06
2. Posted by fatman | July 28, 2005 4:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Be careful there, Jay. Casa de Fatman was gutted by an electrical fire in a light switch in my mother's bedroom. According to the fire marshall, it smoldered behind the wall for several hours before it finally flared up. Fortunately no one was home--Mom was out playing bingo. So I guess bingo isn't just midnight basketball for the Geritol set.
2. Posted by fatman | July 28, 2005 4:49 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2005 04:49
3. Posted by Cybrludite | July 28, 2005 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the appliance side, the green wire goes to the bronze screw...
(That's a joke! I'm saying so here because there's people out there dumb enough to think I'm serious. Sue me & I'll laugh my ass off all the way to the office where one files Chapter 11. I'm damn near broke anyhow.)
3. Posted by Cybrludite | July 28, 2005 8:33 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2005 08:33
4. Posted by mesablue | July 28, 2005 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Jay,
Just so you don't go hungry tonight, you can use this while blasting music from the Pale Whale (Shaggin' Wagon).
4. Posted by mesablue | July 28, 2005 11:35 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2005 11:35
5. Posted by mesablue | July 28, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Or you can come over to my place for dinnner, I'm making these -- might be kind of a drive though
5. Posted by mesablue | July 28, 2005 11:50 AM |
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Posted on July 28, 2005 11:50
6. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 29, 2005 12:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Electronics are powered by smoke, which is imprisoned in them. If you let the smoke out, your stuff will stop working. Prison maintenance is very important for electronics.
6. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 29, 2005 12:48 AM |
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Posted on July 29, 2005 00:48
7. Posted by mesablue | July 29, 2005 3:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What Jeff said -- or not.
Btw the Q' was awesome.
/drunk commenting off
7. Posted by mesablue | July 29, 2005 3:37 AM |
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Posted on July 29, 2005 03:37