Yesterday the President was out bike riding in Denmark when he collided with a Danish police officer. The President was treated at the scene for minor scrapes, while the officer was taken to a nearby hospital as a precautionary measure.
At the scene of the accident, the President was angry. "I don't fall down. The son-of-a-bitch knocked me over."
Whoops, my mistake. That guy didn't win last November, Bush did.
And it was Bush who visited with the officer after the crash, and was expected to call him later.
Jay Tea currently writes for no other blog besides this one, but is willing to hear offers. Incentives involving money and redheads will be given priority.



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Hi, Jay Tea. I understand ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by RedheadWith$$$:) | July 7, 2005 5:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hi, Jay Tea. I understand you're showing the difference between Kerry and Bush, but at first glance and if one didn't click on your second link, the words the President was angry really look like you mean Bush said those subsequent two sentences in quotes: "I don't fall down. The son-of-a-bitch knocked me over."
I dunno, maybe you're troll fishing - marvelous bait :)
1. Posted by RedheadWith$$$:) | July 7, 2005 5:51 AM |
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Posted on July 7, 2005 05:51
2. Posted by BR | July 7, 2005 5:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Denmark? Danish police officer? Filed under: Politics? (or is it Satire?)
2. Posted by BR | July 7, 2005 5:59 AM |
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3. Posted by -S- | July 7, 2005 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I agree that a category ("Humor", perhaps) would be a good addition to the thread here but I got the point without any stress.
I think Kerry is still at home trying to drum up interest in typing.
Seriously, I cannot imagine the horror that would be our world and country today had the horrible Kerry and Teresa Heinz managed their purchase of the Executive. Kerry would have been on the first private Lear Jet available this morning out of the U.K., no doubt...probably for Paris.
3. Posted by -S- | July 7, 2005 7:37 AM |
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4. Posted by epador | July 7, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bettern' a cup of tea to get my mind going this AM JT.
4. Posted by epador | July 7, 2005 9:11 AM |
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Posted on July 7, 2005 09:11
5. Posted by Beck | July 7, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Didn't realize Denark was in Scotland.
HAR!
5. Posted by Beck | July 7, 2005 10:05 AM |
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6. Posted by Jay | July 7, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Redheads? How very Heinlein of you.
6. Posted by Jay | July 7, 2005 10:06 AM |
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Posted on July 7, 2005 10:06
7. Posted by N | July 7, 2005 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The episode did not happen en denmark, but after he left for the G8 meeting. Get the facts right, mister..
7. Posted by N | July 7, 2005 1:19 PM |
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Posted on July 7, 2005 13:19
8. Posted by -S- | July 7, 2005 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
N...I think Jay Tea was preoccupied with the red head aspects to his story, ha.
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Posted on July 7, 2005 13:31
9. Posted by atm | July 7, 2005 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presidential bike? Bike One? Does it come with the seal on it?
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Posted on July 7, 2005 19:33