A pharmacist from Wayland, MA is in a bit of a jam. He's facing charges that he stole Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, other drugs, condoms, lubricants, magazines and other merchandise from the Brooks Pharmacy where he used to work. And this was no impulse theft -- over time, he pocketed about $49,000 worth of stuff.
He's blaming a "mental breakdown" after the dissolution of his marriage, and is facing serious jail time. But I bet he had a hell of a good time for a while there...
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No, it's just sad. <... (Below threshold)1. Posted by pennywit | July 3, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, it's just sad.
When it comes to theft, the rule of thumbis that you have to either steal so little that you won't be noticed ... or steal so much that it's worth going to jail for.
Fifty grand in merchandise over the period of a year doesn't quite qualify as "worth going to jail for."
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1. Posted by pennywit | July 3, 2005 9:03 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 09:03
2. Posted by Samantha | July 3, 2005 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A truly hardened criminal"
Dude! That's so wrong! I'm still chuckling.
2. Posted by Samantha | July 3, 2005 9:47 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 09:47
3. Posted by bullwinkle | July 3, 2005 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, but will it stand up in court?
3. Posted by bullwinkle | July 3, 2005 10:31 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 10:31
4. Posted by McGehee | July 3, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The cops were lucky to catch him -- he could have been one slippery customer.
4. Posted by McGehee | July 3, 2005 11:08 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 11:08
5. Posted by DeWaun | July 3, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm...(shaking head). I just cannot fathom the depths of this guy's "Stupitude".
I guess now, he'll be doin' "Hard Time" for his crime?!?!?!
5. Posted by DeWaun | July 3, 2005 11:18 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 11:18
6. Posted by -S | July 3, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And to think that only yesterday MY pharmacy gave me $0.21 too much and I gave it back. I guess it was, ahem, ~the drugs~.
~;-}
6. Posted by -S | July 3, 2005 11:50 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 11:50
7. Posted by fatman | July 3, 2005 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And if he's convicted, he'll probably get a *stiff* sentence.
7. Posted by fatman | July 3, 2005 3:55 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 15:55
8. Posted by Linoge | July 3, 2005 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ye gods. The puns! THE PUNS!
*keels over*
8. Posted by Linoge | July 3, 2005 7:17 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 19:17
9. Posted by Darby | July 3, 2005 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can't resist...
I'm sure the Criminal Justice system will "rise to the occasion" and punish him accordingly.
9. Posted by Darby | July 3, 2005 7:47 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 19:47
10. Posted by Zsa Zsa | July 3, 2005 9:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It sounds like he had some hard times!...Now he will have to serve some hard time... What are the odds?
10. Posted by Zsa Zsa | July 3, 2005 9:52 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 21:52
11. Posted by slaphappy | July 3, 2005 10:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
maybe he'll beat the wrap
;-)
11. Posted by slaphappy | July 3, 2005 10:38 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 22:38