Stage 1: You refer to your frozen stuffed chicken breast as "chicky-boob."
Stage 2: You start singing to your dinner:
"Chicky-boob, Chicky-boob, don'cha just love it!
Chicky-boob, Chicky-boob, don't you just love it!
Chicky-boob, Chicky-boob, don'cha just love it!
Chicky-boob, Chicky-boob-boob-boob."
Stage 3: You blog about the whole shameful thing.
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Chicky-boob!? Oh My... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Larry Morin | July 1, 2005 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chicky-boob!? Oh My! Might I suggest a good therapist?
1. Posted by Larry Morin | July 1, 2005 5:17 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 17:17
2. Posted by mesablue | July 1, 2005 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And you said that you don't drink....
2. Posted by mesablue | July 1, 2005 5:32 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 17:32
3. Posted by Hoodlumman | July 1, 2005 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How much constitues "reasonable fee"?
3. Posted by Hoodlumman | July 1, 2005 5:46 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 17:46
4. Posted by Michael | July 1, 2005 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey!!! You stole my lyrics!!!
4. Posted by Michael | July 1, 2005 6:02 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 18:02
5. Posted by kbiel | July 1, 2005 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think one of the trolls has put something into your chicken.
5. Posted by kbiel | July 1, 2005 6:28 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 18:28
6. Posted by Jay | July 1, 2005 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can offer you a permanent guest blogging account at Accidental Verbosity.
Oh wait...
6. Posted by Jay | July 1, 2005 6:39 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 18:39
7. Posted by Jay | July 1, 2005 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On another note (no pun intended), that song always amused me. It was big when I was in 6th grade. I think I last heard it about 10 years ago.
Sounds like you need some real food, and maybe company. And not the virtual or artificial kind.
7. Posted by Jay | July 1, 2005 6:47 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 18:47
8. Posted by mdru | July 1, 2005 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is just completely stupid.
8. Posted by mdru | July 1, 2005 7:00 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 19:00
9. Posted by Zsa Zsa | July 1, 2005 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't be so hard on Jay Tea!...He has been working too hard lately...
9. Posted by Zsa Zsa | July 1, 2005 7:54 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 19:54
10. Posted by SilverBubble | July 1, 2005 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is funny and sad all at the same time. *hides frozen dinners*
10. Posted by SilverBubble | July 1, 2005 7:57 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 19:57
11. Posted by Feisty | July 1, 2005 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If anyone talks smack about Jay, they have to answer to ME.
11. Posted by Feisty | July 1, 2005 8:23 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 20:23
12. Posted by ForNow | July 1, 2005 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I remember it as "chick-a-boom," not "chicky-boob."
Evidence that so it is:
Google search on chick-a-boom lyrics: 3,450 results, both for Daddy Dewdrop and Van Morrison songs
http://www.google.com/search?biw=1223&hl=en&q=chick-a-boom+lyrics
Google search on chicky-boob lyrics: 0 results
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&biw=1223&q=chicky-boob+lyrics&btnG=Search
Google search on chicky-boom lyrics: 131 results, mostly for "Cuban Pete" (The Mask, Jim Carrey), Desi Arnez, etc. rumba music
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&biw=1223&q=chicky-boom+lyrics&spell=1
Also 0 results for chick-a-boob lyrics and chicka-boob lyrics
Q.E.D.
12. Posted by ForNow | July 1, 2005 9:41 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 21:41
13. Posted by fatman | July 1, 2005 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:
Maybe you ought to switch to lasagna. (Hey, it works for Garfield)
13. Posted by fatman | July 1, 2005 10:47 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 22:47
14. Posted by fatman | July 1, 2005 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ForNow:
It WAS chicken breast, after all.
14. Posted by fatman | July 1, 2005 10:51 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 22:51
15. Posted by ForNow | July 1, 2005 11:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, it WAS about a chicken breast. I just saw that -- too late! Darn it. Quick, look over there!
15. Posted by ForNow | July 1, 2005 11:18 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 23:18
16. Posted by Brett | July 1, 2005 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, thank you VERY VERY MUCH! It took close to 30 years of careful work to finally and fully purge that song from my consciousness. In *5 seconds* you have undone it all.
16. Posted by Brett | July 1, 2005 11:27 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 23:27
17. Posted by ForNow | July 1, 2005 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow. Hope you don't feel that way about "In the Summertime" by Mungo Jerry, the one with skiffle, jug, washboard, etc. Or "Time of the Season" by the Zombies, click-(a)hhhh.
17. Posted by ForNow | July 1, 2005 11:56 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 23:56
18. Posted by Brett | July 2, 2005 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Zombies? Mungo Jerry? Pfft! Not even in the top 10 of irritating, insidious, and/or sappy pop songs. What about David Geddes? What about "Sweet"?
But to drop the A-bomb, I have just two words for you - Terry Jacks....
18. Posted by Brett | July 2, 2005 1:28 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2005 13:28
19. Posted by John "Akatsukami" Braue | July 2, 2005 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although I don't purchase frozen dinners (I can cook, thank you very much), I feel certain that some company makes at least one that does not contain a chicken breast.
19. Posted by John "Akatsukami" Braue | July 2, 2005 1:47 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2005 13:47
20. Posted by Kathy K | July 2, 2005 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brett - you beat me to it....
Akatsukami-san, Indeed they do. Quite a number have salisbury steak or meatloaf and such. There's turkey for those who prefer 'white meat' - and Stouffer's makes a reasonably good veal parmesan for those of us who want to upset PETA without going to a lot of trouble...
But, somehow, 'Veal-a-boom' just doesn't sound right.
20. Posted by Kathy K | July 2, 2005 4:40 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2005 16:40
21. Posted by ForNow | July 3, 2005 3:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I liked "Chick-a-Boom."
I googled on "David Geddes" and "Terry Jacks." "Sweet" was a little harder, but I persisted. "The Sweet."
I don't recognizes any of The Sweet's or Geddes' songs. Some of Geddes' lyrics are awful enough. Unfortunately, I did recognize "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks. I can't think of anything worse, certainly not "Chewy Chewy" by the Ohio Express (don't get lost in there) or, for that matter, even anything I've heard by Barry Manilow.
21. Posted by ForNow | July 3, 2005 3:02 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 03:02
22. Posted by McGehee | July 3, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the summertime
When all the trees and leaves are green
And the redbird sings I'll be blue
'Cause you don't want my love
Wait no -- that's not Mungo Jerry...
22. Posted by McGehee | July 3, 2005 10:32 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2005 10:32