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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: June 10, 2005 - 9:47 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A prostitute on a transit road near the German-Polish border. Around 40,000 prostitutes will offer their services to football fans at the 2006 World Cup in Germany.(AFP/DDP/File)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners have been announced. Comments are now closed.

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Comments (82)

Stop. In the name of love. ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by lawhawk | June 10, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Stop. In the name of love. (or how Diana Ross has slipped these days).

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Posted on June 10, 2005 09:55

Shemales the world over ask... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by BlogDog | June 10, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Shemales the world over asked commerce to stop in the name of "love."

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Posted on June 10, 2005 09:55

Paris Hilton meets her dest... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by John Irving | June 10, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Irving:

Paris Hilton meets her destiny.

3. Posted by John Irving | June 10, 2005 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:01

Rachel Corrie comes back an... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by jocrazy0 | June 10, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jocrazy0:

Rachel Corrie comes back and tries her hand on Hollywood Boulevard.

4. Posted by jocrazy0 | June 10, 2005 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:01

German authorities will try... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by OregonMuse | June 10, 2005 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

German authorities will try to deal with the hordes of prostitutes expected for the World Cup matches by running them over with trucks.

5. Posted by OregonMuse | June 10, 2005 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:03

I believe I can see a littl... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by dooley | June 10, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dooley:

I believe I can see a little "road kill."

6. Posted by dooley | June 10, 2005 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:05

Sadly, Paris Hilton thought... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by elgato | June 10, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elgato:

Sadly, Paris Hilton thought she was facing the moving truck she was signaling to stop.

7. Posted by elgato | June 10, 2005 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:05

the Euro trash garbage truc... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Norm | June 10, 2005 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

the Euro trash garbage truck approaches it's next pick up.

8. Posted by Norm | June 10, 2005 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:13

The Euro Trash garbage truc... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Norm | June 10, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

The Euro Trash garbage truck approaches it's next pick up...

9. Posted by Norm | June 10, 2005 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:15

Boom goes the dynamite.... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 10, 2005 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Boom goes the dynamite.

10. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 10, 2005 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:16

Q: Why don't the blondes in... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 10, 2005 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Q: Why don't the blondes in San Fran wear miniskirts?
A: Their balls show.

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 10, 2005 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:19

Next on FOX: The Simple Lif... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rick13 | June 10, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

Next on FOX: The Simple Life "Pro's"!

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Posted on June 10, 2005 10:26

Michael Jackson tries to ea... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2005 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Michael Jackson tries to earn a few Euro to cover attorney fees while waiting for the jury to return a verdict.

13. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2005 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:30

The Easiest Way to Cause a ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Bizblogger | June 10, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bizblogger:

The Easiest Way to Cause a Traffic Jam

14. Posted by Bizblogger | June 10, 2005 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:34

Next on Antiques Roadshow..... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Faith+1 | June 10, 2005 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Next on Antiques Roadshow...

"Yeah, I got this lot lizard for $5, whacha think she's worth now?"

15. Posted by Faith+1 | June 10, 2005 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:38

AP: Former President Bill C... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Scott | June 10, 2005 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

AP: Former President Bill Clinton has hired some local "self employed models" to direct traffic at the Clinton Library in Little Rock. Rumor has it he interviewed each one personally.

16. Posted by Scott | June 10, 2005 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:39

Mr O'Reilly, hold the falaf... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by gordon | June 10, 2005 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
gordon:

Mr O'Reilly, hold the falafel meat!!!!

17. Posted by gordon | June 10, 2005 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:47

Iveco Buses: Putting the "... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by The Colossus | June 10, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Colossus:

Iveco Buses: Putting the "Tranny" in Transmission Since 1979.

18. Posted by The Colossus | June 10, 2005 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:49

Hillary changes look to bro... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Floyd Ferguson | June 10, 2005 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Floyd Ferguson:

Hillary changes look to broaden appeal to Red State voters

19. Posted by Floyd Ferguson | June 10, 2005 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:50

East bound and goin' down, ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

East bound and goin' down, loaded up and truckin'. She's gonna do what they say can't be done.

20. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:51

My eyes!!!! My Eyes!!!! Som... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rusty Owens | June 10, 2005 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rusty Owens:

My eyes!!!! My Eyes!!!! Somebody make the vision go away. Someone please post a picture of Salma Hayek stat!!!

21. Posted by Rusty Owens | June 10, 2005 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 10:53

Please, only one busload at... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Corky Boyd | June 10, 2005 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Corky Boyd:

Please, only one busload at a time.

22. Posted by Corky Boyd | June 10, 2005 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 11:09

Since dyeing her hair blond... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Dave | June 10, 2005 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

Since dyeing her hair blond, the runaway bride is excited about a new career path for her life.

23. Posted by Dave | June 10, 2005 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 11:09

I guess Michael Jackson was... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 10, 2005 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

I guess Michael Jackson wasn't going in to the hospital for back pain after all.

24. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 10, 2005 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 11:11

With Jessica Simpson alread... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Brian | June 10, 2005 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

With Jessica Simpson already cast, the crew of the European Verison of the "Dukes of Hazzard" set their eyes on local talent...

25. Posted by Brian | June 10, 2005 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 11:19

The promo for "I Dream of J... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by John Burgess | June 10, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Burgess:

The promo for "I Dream of Jeannie" goes sadly wrong....

26. Posted by John Burgess | June 10, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 11:21

Manolo says, one of the Man... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Chrees | June 10, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Manolo says, one of the Manolo's friends she wears these shoes well.

27. Posted by Chrees | June 10, 2005 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 11:37

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by slim999 | June 10, 2005 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
slim999:

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

28. Posted by slim999 | June 10, 2005 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 11:44

I never post from work but ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by bf | June 10, 2005 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bf:

I never post from work but I couldnt resist this one.

(I though of Paris before I read the comments btw)

"Paris Hilton stars in the new hit reality show "Ass, Grass or Cash, Nobody Rides For Free".

29. Posted by bf | June 10, 2005 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 12:27

"No thanks, I've sworn off ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Wendigo | June 10, 2005 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wendigo:

"No thanks, I've sworn off cheeseburgers."

30. Posted by Wendigo | June 10, 2005 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 12:31

If a cross-dresser is run o... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | June 10, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

If a cross-dresser is run over and no one is around, does he/she make a noise?

31. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | June 10, 2005 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 12:40

Jimmy Joe Baker learns the ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by David | June 10, 2005 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

Jimmy Joe Baker learns the cost of allowing "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" to dress him when he goes out on the toen in Northwest Arkansas...

Please send memorials to...

32. Posted by David | June 10, 2005 12:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 12:56

French President Chirac att... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by JAT0 | June 10, 2005 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

French President Chirac attempts a new approach to halting the latest transportation workers’ strike! “If you do not stop, I will wave my private parts in your faces!”

33. Posted by JAT0 | June 10, 2005 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 13:17

On DC streets, the fill-a-b... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 10, 2005 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

On DC streets, the fill-a-buster continues.

34. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 10, 2005 1:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 13:32

"Childhood Stars: Where are... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jim Price | June 10, 2005 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Price:

"Childhood Stars: Where are they now" releases still frames from next week's edition featuring Little House On The Prairie's character, Nellie Olsen.

35. Posted by Jim Price | June 10, 2005 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 13:48

New competition with the tr... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by jaboobie | June 10, 2005 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jaboobie:

New competition with the trucking company for surprise package deliveries.

36. Posted by jaboobie | June 10, 2005 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 13:53

oh my gosh, its CHER, kill ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by borgzord | June 10, 2005 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
borgzord:

oh my gosh, its CHER, kill it quick!!!

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Posted on June 10, 2005 14:23

What does this sign in the ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Tim McNabb | June 10, 2005 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McNabb:

What does this sign in the pavement mean..."Toynebee Idea - Ressurrect dead on Jupiter"

38. Posted by Tim McNabb | June 10, 2005 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 14:29

Moments after escaping from... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Big E | June 10, 2005 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

Moments after escaping from Bill Maher's Malibu townhouse, where she was held against her will for over 72hrs, Ann Coulter attempts to flag down automobiles on the Pacific Coast Highway.

39. Posted by Big E | June 10, 2005 3:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 15:04

Paris Hilton, while signali... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Don | June 10, 2005 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don:

Paris Hilton, while signaling off her would be rescuers, states that a broken right heel is reason enough to take her now worthless life.

40. Posted by Don | June 10, 2005 3:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 15:12

A rare snapshot of a Polish... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by jmaster | June 10, 2005 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

A rare snapshot of a Polish truck stop whore taken seconds before her first (and last) transaction.

41. Posted by jmaster | June 10, 2005 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 15:20

singing: "I'm just sweet tr... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 10, 2005 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

singing: "I'm just sweet transvetite, from transexual, Transylvaaaaannnnniaaaaahhhhh"

42. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 10, 2005 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 15:29

Christine Gregoire, D-Wa, t... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by OneDrummer | June 10, 2005 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Christine Gregoire, D-Wa, thanks the constituents who stuffed her ballot box in last November's election.

43. Posted by OneDrummer | June 10, 2005 3:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 15:45

Hillary Clinton would stop ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Will Franklin | June 10, 2005 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will Franklin:

Hillary Clinton would stop at nothing in her political makeover for 2008.

44. Posted by Will Franklin | June 10, 2005 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 15:46

New reality show. Blonde Tr... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Hodink | June 10, 2005 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

New reality show. Blonde Truckers Have More Fun

45. Posted by Hodink | June 10, 2005 4:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 16:06

Wait, I have to empty his l... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by dman | June 10, 2005 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dman:

Wait, I have to empty his load first.

46. Posted by dman | June 10, 2005 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 16:28

"BIG RIG SLAMS DUDE ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by lowmal | June 10, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lowmal:


"BIG RIG SLAMS DUDE IN WIG!!"

- New York Post headline

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Posted on June 10, 2005 16:47

Any other military guys thi... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Timmer | June 10, 2005 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Any other military guys thinkin', "Damn, the hos in Germany have gotten better looking since 40 Mark Strasse?"

48. Posted by Timmer | June 10, 2005 6:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 18:11

German porn producers revea... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Editor | June 10, 2005 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Editor:

German porn producers reveal their take on the popular "Run Lola! Run" with the aptly named "Run, Ho Bag! Run!"

49. Posted by Editor | June 10, 2005 6:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 18:13

Paris Hilton directs traffi... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by jcrue | June 10, 2005 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jcrue:

Paris Hilton directs traffic outside the newest Hiton Hotel/Truckstop on the Autobahn.

50. Posted by jcrue | June 10, 2005 6:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 18:25

A busy intersection in down... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Mark Hopkins | June 10, 2005 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Hopkins:

A busy intersection in downtown Stepford

51. Posted by Mark Hopkins | June 10, 2005 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 18:55

Glam rocker Hedwig Robinson... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by D.C. Thornton | June 10, 2005 7:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D.C. Thornton:

Glam rocker Hedwig Robinson waves to her fans during a roadside stop on The Angry Inch comeback tour.

52. Posted by D.C. Thornton | June 10, 2005 7:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 19:13

Lego my Veco... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by McCain | June 10, 2005 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Lego my Veco

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Posted on June 10, 2005 19:50

The latest hot dish at the ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Dodo David | June 10, 2005 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

The latest hot dish at the Road Kill Cafe.

54. Posted by Dodo David | June 10, 2005 8:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 20:05

You put your left foot in, ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by fatman | June 10, 2005 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fatman:

You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...

55. Posted by fatman | June 10, 2005 8:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 20:23

You put your left foot in, ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by fatman | June 10, 2005 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fatman:

You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...

(If this puppy double-posts, it is NOT my fault.)

56. Posted by fatman | June 10, 2005 8:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 10, 2005 20:24

"Some people will do anythi... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Beth | June 11, 2005 12:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beth:

"Some people will do anything for traffic."

57. Posted by Beth | June 11, 2005 12:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 00:12

"Some people will do anythi... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Beth | June 11, 2005 12:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beth:

"Some people will do anything for traffic."

58. Posted by Beth | June 11, 2005 12:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 00:13

The human wish bone.... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by McCain | June 11, 2005 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

The human wish bone.

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Posted on June 11, 2005 00:54

I see LondonI see Fr... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by valynn | June 11, 2005 1:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
valynn:

I see London
I see France
I can see your....oops, you don't have any pants.

60. Posted by valynn | June 11, 2005 1:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 01:50

Unfortunately Nicole Richie... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Mike | June 11, 2005 2:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Unfortunately Nicole Richie realized, only too late, that her manager was not quite as good as Paris'

61. Posted by Mike | June 11, 2005 2:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 02:26

And that's when the truck d... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Winston | June 11, 2005 2:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Winston:

And that's when the truck decided to go all Burger King on Paris Hilton.

62. Posted by Winston | June 11, 2005 2:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 02:46

Marilyn Manson, seen here i... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by JimK | June 11, 2005 2:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

Marilyn Manson, seen here individually hailing former fans, is poised for a comeback.

63. Posted by JimK | June 11, 2005 2:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 02:50

"That's right, lover. A Won... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by ccwbass | June 11, 2005 4:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ccwbass:

"That's right, lover. A Wonkette'll cost ya $10, but a full-on Washingtonienne'll cost ya $50. What'll it be?"

64. Posted by ccwbass | June 11, 2005 4:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 04:26

Mam?, the skirt isn't for y... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Ken | June 11, 2005 4:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Mam?, the skirt isn't for your navel!

65. Posted by Ken | June 11, 2005 4:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 04:43

Talk to the hand not to the... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by heymike | June 11, 2005 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Talk to the hand not to the .......WHACK!

66. Posted by heymike | June 11, 2005 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 10:31

Whores don't know it's not ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by spacemonkey | June 11, 2005 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Whores don't know it's not bacon!

67. Posted by spacemonkey | June 11, 2005 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 13:31

"Hey, can I get a wet wipe ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by spacemonkey | June 11, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

"Hey, can I get a wet wipe here?"

68. Posted by spacemonkey | June 11, 2005 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 13:33

Still photo leaked from the... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 11, 2005 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Still photo leaked from the set of yet another bad sequel, Terminator IV-Ho Resurgent.

69. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 11, 2005 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 14:39

Turkish entry to Euorpean s... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 11, 2005 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Turkish entry to Euorpean song contest ignores the obvious irony while singing line of Cab Calloway's "Minnie the Moocher"--Ho dee ho dee ho dee ho!

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Posted on June 11, 2005 14:45

AP / Entertainment wire - R... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by t. z. | June 11, 2005 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
t. z.:

AP / Entertainment wire - Rock group 'Cracker' makes come back move with new video for re-released single "Euro trash girl"

71. Posted by t. z. | June 11, 2005 4:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 11, 2005 16:30

Beverly's heels 90210... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by McCain | June 11, 2005 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Beverly's heels 90210

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Posted on June 11, 2005 17:11

Atta soon learned that the ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by McCain | June 12, 2005 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Atta soon learned that the "virgins" had lied.

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Posted on June 12, 2005 00:02

Jacques Chirac sends the mi... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2005 4:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Jacques Chirac sends the mistress out to flack for the EU constitution.

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Posted on June 12, 2005 04:55

"That's right, Gerhard, onl... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by itismedavid | June 12, 2005 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

"That's right, Gerhard, only 4 Euros for an "around-the-world"

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Posted on June 12, 2005 09:24

As she tried to explain to ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Ingress | June 12, 2005 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ingress:

As she tried to explain to her boss, Tina was late to work as a crossing guard and didn't have time to change after hanging with Paris Hilton and Gwen Stefani. 'Won't happen again. Promise.'

76. Posted by Ingress | June 12, 2005 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 12, 2005 09:53

"Yes, this is my Cheney han... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 12, 2005 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes, this is my Cheney hand."

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Posted on June 12, 2005 17:21

Those who wondered what Ell... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by JD | June 12, 2005 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

Those who wondered what Ellen DeGeneres did after Anne Heche left her can wonder no longer...

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Posted on June 12, 2005 19:57

Paris Hilton discovers ther... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 12, 2005 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Paris Hilton discovers there is more to the idiom "with a face that could stop a Mack Truck".

79. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 12, 2005 8:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 12, 2005 20:38

Police reported that the la... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 12, 2005 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Police reported that the lack of braking skidmarks at the scene was due the 16-wheeler's treads failing to find traction on the quarter mile of greyish-yellowish viscous fluid that had flowed downhill from Miss Hilton prior to the fatal impact.

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Posted on June 12, 2005 20:45

Looks like it's going to be... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 12, 2005 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Looks like it's going to be a record season for East River "Whitefish".

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Posted on June 12, 2005 20:50

Update: <... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Kevin | June 13, 2005 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners have been announced. Comments are now closed.

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Posted on June 13, 2005 01:29




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