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Reprinted in its entirety, this nugget from someone named Chelsea Peretti, who is allegedly a comedian and writer.
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Comments (18)
Don't be so hard on Ms. Per... (Below threshold)1. Posted by lurker | June 2, 2005 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't be so hard on Ms. Peretti. After all, the first step is recognzing you have a problem.
1. Posted by lurker | June 2, 2005 3:09 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:09
2. Posted by CUS | June 2, 2005 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fillibuster: What girls do to their training bras.
Bolton: A soccer team in England.
Deep throat: Ask Ms Lewinsky.
2. Posted by CUS | June 2, 2005 3:11 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:11
3. Posted by zach | June 2, 2005 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wow... just wow.
3. Posted by zach | June 2, 2005 3:13 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:13
4. Posted by Mike | June 2, 2005 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the saying goes:
Better to keep quiet and look the fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
4. Posted by Mike | June 2, 2005 3:17 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:17
5. Posted by mantis | June 2, 2005 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm not very familiar with Peretti apart from blackpeopleloveus.com, but I'm guessing this is a "who cares" kind of post. Pretty lame joke if you ask me, but I doubt she is that clueless.
5. Posted by mantis | June 2, 2005 3:27 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:27
6. Posted by Sabba Hillel | June 2, 2005 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I find it hard to believe that anyone would be that ignorant. Especially since the news always explains the terms. Perhaps she only listens to Air America.
6. Posted by Sabba Hillel | June 2, 2005 3:32 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:32
7. Posted by SilverBubble | June 2, 2005 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is such a setup for a lot of really bad jokes, especially the last question in the little trifecta of stupidity.
7. Posted by SilverBubble | June 2, 2005 3:44 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:44
8. Posted by B. Minich, PI | June 2, 2005 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is Deep Throat? Wrong question, unless you are asking about classic porn . . .
8. Posted by B. Minich, PI | June 2, 2005 3:49 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:49
9. Posted by Big Bang Hunter | June 2, 2005 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Ok.....Is someone running another "Blonde Moments Award" contest again....
- Whats fillibustering - What blondes do just before they feed their babies...
- Who's Bolton - Its your's sweetie.... remember you got tired of buckling the straps....
- What is Deepthroat - What blondes do when they use their boyfriends to brush their teeth.....
9. Posted by Big Bang Hunter | June 2, 2005 3:51 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:51
10. Posted by IMO | June 2, 2005 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Um . . . I think she was trying to be humorous. Completely failed, but I am giving her the benefit of the doubt.
10. Posted by IMO | June 2, 2005 3:52 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:52
11. Posted by McCain | June 2, 2005 3:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah she's kidding. Too bad, because it is more fun to laugh at liberals than with them. Satire can be difficult to pull off, but sometimes more difficult for literal people to get.
Thanks for posting it, because it helped me discover her www.blackpeopleloveus.com website, which is the funniest thing I've seen in a month, and really good satire. She's crazy-cute too, so I doubt her boyfriend is complaining too much.
11. Posted by McCain | June 2, 2005 3:56 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 15:56
12. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 2, 2005 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And notice... no comments on the post.
12. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 2, 2005 4:11 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 16:11
13. Posted by mesablue | June 2, 2005 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mantis finally makes sense. Woohoo!
13. Posted by mesablue | June 2, 2005 4:49 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 16:49
14. Posted by Huff And Blow | June 2, 2005 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Of course she's kidding, she's just doing a really bad job of it.
In any case, she appears to be a woman of many angles: the Howard Stern in drag angle, some redemption, and more redemption.
14. Posted by Huff And Blow | June 2, 2005 5:54 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 17:54
15. Posted by huh? | June 2, 2005 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What kind of elitist nonsense is that? She's a commedian, not a dork who reads news and blogs all day like us.
Seriously, if you took a random poll of Americans, what % would be able to answer even one of those questions?
15. Posted by huh? | June 2, 2005 9:53 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2005 21:53
16. Posted by McCain | June 3, 2005 2:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, whomever couldn't answer one of those questions would be worthy of contempt and scorn on a political blogging site. That is Kevin's angle. The lowest common denominator is not the measure of man. But of course she is kidding so this whole thread falls apart, and the funnier thing is that you didn't get it either. This chick is probably too smart for the rest of us. Some of her humor is brilliant -- check out that blackpeopleloveus.com website. Cute and funny, way dangerous babe.
16. Posted by McCain | June 3, 2005 2:16 AM |
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Posted on June 3, 2005 02:16
17. Posted by mesablue | June 3, 2005 3:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain,
Cute -- yes.
Funny --yes.
Dangerous? Not yet there; unfortunately. Maybe someday.
What's better than where this thread falls apart is the comments on their site where some people just don't get it.
I'm watching "On the Record" right now. I wish you were right about the lowest common denominator thing.
Is there hope for the rest of us?
And who are the rest of us?
17. Posted by mesablue | June 3, 2005 3:10 AM |
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Posted on June 3, 2005 03:10
18. Posted by fatman | June 3, 2005 3:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe I'm just too dense for satire. I went to her website and thought it was the lamest thing I've seen in at least a month.
18. Posted by fatman | June 3, 2005 3:40 AM |
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Posted on June 3, 2005 03:40