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Comments (18)
Jesus, what did he do...tak... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Patriccio | May 14, 2005 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jesus, what did he do...take a DUMP over the ledge? Is Cletus having the 7-year "itch" already?
1. Posted by Patriccio | May 14, 2005 3:38 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 15:38
2. Posted by Harvey | May 14, 2005 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see Britney's already working on her trailer-trash paunch.
Lookin' good, B....
2. Posted by Harvey | May 14, 2005 5:01 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 17:01
3. Posted by Mike | May 14, 2005 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey honey - come smell my finger!
3. Posted by Mike | May 14, 2005 5:29 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 17:29
4. Posted by ed | May 14, 2005 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
Jumping Jesus! She looks like she's auditioning for a role on "Cops"!
4. Posted by ed | May 14, 2005 5:42 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 17:42
5. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 14, 2005 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Butt, butt, butt, Cheez Whiz they just can't get away from the pooparrazi. The bottom line attraction was his tush. Not to mention he cracks her up!
5. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 14, 2005 5:49 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 17:49
6. Posted by TnTexas | May 14, 2005 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see Britney's already working on her trailer-trash paunch.
Um, isn't she pregnant?
6. Posted by TnTexas | May 14, 2005 6:39 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 18:39
7. Posted by McGehee | May 14, 2005 9:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pregnant and wearing a tank-top.
7. Posted by McGehee | May 14, 2005 9:38 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 21:38
8. Posted by McGehee | May 14, 2005 9:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...but it could be worse, I suppose. It could be a tube top.
8. Posted by McGehee | May 14, 2005 9:38 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 21:38
9. Posted by -S- | May 14, 2005 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She's pregnant, let her be.
The mister, that's another thing altogether.
9. Posted by -S- | May 14, 2005 9:57 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 21:57
10. Posted by Old Coot | May 14, 2005 10:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pity the child.
10. Posted by Old Coot | May 14, 2005 10:28 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 22:28
11. Posted by bullwinkle | May 15, 2005 3:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I always thought rich people lived better than me. Their deck is in terrible shape, I'd be afraid to stand on it. About the time she reaches her full weight it'll collapse. Probably take out a half-dozen paparazzzi at the same time. But that'd be a good thing, wouldn't it?
11. Posted by bullwinkle | May 15, 2005 3:36 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 03:36
12. Posted by lowmal | May 15, 2005 6:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like he's preparing to give her a "stink palm".
12. Posted by lowmal | May 15, 2005 6:44 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 06:44
13. Posted by Harvey | May 15, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops! Pregnant... right...
Let me backpedal a little and try explaining that the trailer-trash paunch starts with having a baby, thus giving the woman the leftover "baby fat", which will be forever cited as the reason for her ever-expanding bottom.
Not what I meant originally, but I think I recovered well :-)
13. Posted by Harvey | May 15, 2005 10:49 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 10:49
14. Posted by anon | May 15, 2005 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is she smoking while pregnant?
14. Posted by anon | May 15, 2005 4:00 PM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 16:00
15. Posted by fatman | May 15, 2005 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the "Guide to Understanding Men; A Few Basic Rules for Women", rule # 22:
"If it itches, it WILL be scratched. We do that."
And no, I don't think she's smoking.
15. Posted by fatman | May 15, 2005 7:20 PM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 19:20
16. Posted by mhking | May 15, 2005 11:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Real Beverly Hillbillies" premieres Tuesday night on UPN...
16. Posted by mhking | May 15, 2005 11:12 PM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 23:12
17. Posted by j.pickens | May 15, 2005 11:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, she's not smoking, she's talking on a cell phone.
I am no fan of Ms. Spears, but alot of this is just unfair piling on. The media fascination with her is all out of proportion. There are literally 20 or 30 people tag-teaming her and her family at all times with telephoto lenses, ultra-flash strobe units, high speed high resolution digital cameras and all the associated spy gagetry "needed" by the press to get the goods on her.
If I were in her situation, I might just let it all hang out and say "screw it", and let the chips fall where they may. That might be a rational response to this scrutiny. The probable response will be mental breakdown.
Put yourself in her shoes, is this fair?
17. Posted by j.pickens | May 15, 2005 11:48 PM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 23:48
18. Posted by Pam in CA | May 18, 2005 9:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I say she's a "has been". She was wearing out before she hooked up with this pos anyway. Spreading his seed all over town...what does he think he's doing? Making puppies? And obviously she hasn't a brain in her head for going that way. What makes her think it won't happen again? Oh, right--she has kaballa-- (pardon me if I spelled it incorrectly). If I make a large donation I'm sure they will forgive me :-)
18. Posted by Pam in CA | May 18, 2005 9:47 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2005 21:47