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Comments (19)
"George, honey, is it suppo... (Below threshold)1. Posted by shark | May 9, 2005 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"George, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"
You mean Greg, right? Greg Marmelarde?
Or am I missing it completely?
1. Posted by shark | May 9, 2005 5:29 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 17:29
2. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm an excellent driver!"
2. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 6:37 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 18:37
3. Posted by Paul Zrimsek | May 9, 2005 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've always loved you."
3. Posted by Paul Zrimsek | May 9, 2005 7:10 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 19:10
4. Posted by Darleen | May 9, 2005 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There's the ignition, over there's the wipers, now pull my finger."
4. Posted by Darleen | May 9, 2005 7:17 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 19:17
5. Posted by a4g | May 9, 2005 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I just don't know how that got into the popcorn box!"
5. Posted by a4g | May 9, 2005 7:33 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 19:33
6. Posted by CraigC | May 9, 2005 7:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"George, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"
You mean Greg, right? Greg Marmelarde?
Or am I missing it completely?
Well, yes you are, dumbass.
6. Posted by CraigC | May 9, 2005 7:38 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 19:38
7. Posted by carla | May 9, 2005 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ROFL
Dammit -S- took mine.
7. Posted by carla | May 9, 2005 8:00 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 20:00
8. Posted by Chrees | May 9, 2005 8:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Quit pulling to the right!"
8. Posted by Chrees | May 9, 2005 8:09 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 20:09
9. Posted by John | May 9, 2005 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now, tell me once again why I’m supposed to breathe into this thing…
9. Posted by John | May 9, 2005 8:14 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 20:14
10. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 9:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, the wheel in the car goes round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the car go round and round,
all the way back home..."
"Hehehehehe. You said, 'round'."
10. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 9:27 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 21:27
11. Posted by jmaster | May 9, 2005 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:
This is the kind of thing that makes you the most respected caption contest judge on the web.
Your caption could not be improved upon!
11. Posted by jmaster | May 9, 2005 9:28 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 21:28
12. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 9:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Big wheel keep on turnin',
Proud Kremlin keep on burnin',
rollin',
ROLLin,'
ROLLIN ON THE KREMLINNN!"
12. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 9:29 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 21:29
13. Posted by Pat | May 9, 2005 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just shows you how much "Ole Vladimer, the KGB agent", knows about the US. He thought he had to tell GW about gear shift cars from the fifties. Maybe Russian cars shifted in the reverse of ours? He also thought Bush fired Rather, and Bush stole the 2000 election.
I have serious doubts about Putin's sharpness in the tool shed. Maybe Kim Jong Il is his equal.
13. Posted by Pat | May 9, 2005 9:34 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 21:34
14. Posted by DD | May 9, 2005 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vladdy--No left turns allowed.
14. Posted by DD | May 9, 2005 10:15 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 22:15
15. Posted by Kevin | May 9, 2005 10:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks jmaster!
And thanks for the pickup CraigC.
The Greg part is the assumed knowledge part of the caption. You're supposed to remember the line from Animal House (which is why I gave you giant hint in the post title), and see how it's funny now that Bush's name is there in place of Greg. It' really shouldn't take that much explaination...
15. Posted by Kevin | May 9, 2005 10:30 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 22:30
16. Posted by mark | May 9, 2005 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey!
-- yeah, movie should be obvious too...
16. Posted by mark | May 9, 2005 10:47 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 22:47
17. Posted by Jill | May 10, 2005 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mine's bigger."
(FYI - another famous line from Animal House)
17. Posted by Jill | May 10, 2005 1:29 AM |
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Posted on May 10, 2005 01:29
18. Posted by Rob@L&R | May 10, 2005 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vlad: Georgi, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
George: Gee Vlad, thanks. What do I have to do?
Vlad: It means you have to drive us to the Food King!
18. Posted by Rob@L&R | May 10, 2005 9:44 AM |
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Posted on May 10, 2005 09:44
19. Posted by Paul Zrimsek | May 10, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nothing's over till we say it is! Was it over when the Japs took Smolensk?
19. Posted by Paul Zrimsek | May 10, 2005 11:53 AM |
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Posted on May 10, 2005 11:53