This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ plowed fertile ground, giving captioners plenty of high profile politicians to deal with. Purely by coincidence the winning entries this week do not contain the words: frog, cheese, or surrender. Here are the winning entries for this picture:
1) (jmaster) - "As those in the know around him burst into laughter, George Bush tries to maintain composure. He fooled yet another gullible world leader with his 'Let me introduce ya to Oprah Winfrey' routine."
2) (dooley) - "Bush singing to himself: 'Got a black magic woman, got a black magic woman...'"
3) (Brian) - "An awkward kiss from Jacques Chirac was made even more so when he realized he was standing next to Donald Rumsfeld dressed in drag."
Honorable Mention
4) (McGehee) - "Thought bubble of Clergyman in front with glasses: There is a great disturbance in the Force, as though the avatars of good and evil have come together very nearby..."
5) (Rob@L&R) - "Bush: Tell you what, Jack, after you're done there, I've got a couple ass-cheeks that you should kiss."
6) (sentinel) - "That Mr. President, is how you give a stink palm."
Dishonorable Mention Award - The occasionally given, highly prized, missed it by "that much" award goes to:
(Dennis) - "Jacques misunderstood what Condoleeza meant, when she said she liked to be licked around the ring."
Until next Friday...
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I think that Steven L. shou... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rick13 | April 11, 2005 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think that Steven L. should have won!
Condi: "I learned this from Rummy -- 'Eagle Claw Death Grip' -- Who's your momma? WHO'S YOUR MOMMA, B*TCH?!"
I'm still laughing at that one!
1. Posted by Rick13 | April 11, 2005 11:51 AM |
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Posted on April 11, 2005 11:51
2. Posted by jmaster | April 11, 2005 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks for the honor.
I sort of lost my captioning mojo over the last few months.
But I’m trying to work my way back to full combat strength!
2. Posted by jmaster | April 11, 2005 1:08 PM |
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Posted on April 11, 2005 13:08
3. Posted by Jeff | April 11, 2005 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "hehehe...this JEDI mind control shit is pretty cool.."
3. Posted by Jeff | April 11, 2005 1:31 PM |
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Posted on April 11, 2005 13:31
4. Posted by McGehee | April 11, 2005 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang, I thought the "I will not look down Condi's blouse" submission was my best. Oh well.
4. Posted by McGehee | April 11, 2005 2:43 PM |
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Posted on April 11, 2005 14:43
5. Posted by Mister Tan | April 11, 2005 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aside from Rumsfeld in drag, isn't that Roseanne Barr over his right shoulder, adjusting her hair? Who's having fun with Photoshop??
5. Posted by Mister Tan | April 11, 2005 4:46 PM |
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Posted on April 11, 2005 16:46
6. Posted by Brian | April 11, 2005 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm honored and I also thought of the other caption...
"Which hand is the treat in Jacques, whcih hand, c'mon boy...which hand is the treat in?"
6. Posted by Brian | April 11, 2005 5:52 PM |
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Posted on April 11, 2005 17:52
7. Posted by pharm | April 11, 2005 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I like"Do a good job honey cause you ain't gonna believe what you'll have to kiss later for us to save your ugly ass again""
7. Posted by pharm | April 11, 2005 7:55 PM |
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Posted on April 11, 2005 19:55
8. Posted by Mike | April 12, 2005 12:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey!
I made the "Rumsfeld dressed in drag" comment first!!
http://wizbangblog.com/archives/005618.php#063433
I wuz robbed!!!
WAAAAAAAH!!!!
8. Posted by Mike | April 12, 2005 12:15 AM |
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Posted on April 12, 2005 00:15