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Comments (23)
After thinking it over, the... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Retread | April 6, 2005 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After thinking it over, there really isn't any thing to say about this decision by the UPN. Think I'll go back to watching my radio.
1. Posted by Retread | April 6, 2005 7:52 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 07:52
2. Posted by Steve L. | April 6, 2005 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo.
2. Posted by Steve L. | April 6, 2005 8:28 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 08:28
3. Posted by Insomniac | April 6, 2005 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just threw up on my keyboard. Thank you SO much.
3. Posted by Insomniac | April 6, 2005 8:41 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 08:41
4. Posted by julie | April 6, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if one of the six episodes of their “courtship, engagement and wedding” will be dedicated to the pre-nup.
4. Posted by julie | April 6, 2005 8:48 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 08:48
5. Posted by dodgeman | April 6, 2005 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why doesn't she just pose nude, then crank out a few pron vids while she's still young enough to attract attention? I mean, it is inevitable. So go ahead and get on with it. No one wants to see a 38 year old Brittany in gangbang 13, so the profit factor is dropping fast.
Oh, and she could invite the Olsen twins to do a scene or two in the videos also. Guaranteed to go solid gold.
5. Posted by dodgeman | April 6, 2005 8:59 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 08:59
6. Posted by Jay Tea | April 6, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm...
Michael Jackson used to be famous for grabbing his own crotch in public.
Now he's on trial for grabbing little boy's crotches.
Britney is becoming renowned for grabbing her second husband's crotch in public.
Any bets on when she'll announce she's leaving the "music" business to become a high-school teacher?
J.
6. Posted by Jay Tea | April 6, 2005 9:21 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 09:21
7. Posted by Mad Anthony | April 6, 2005 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If they wind up cancelling Veronica Mars for this crap, I'm going to lose it....
7. Posted by Mad Anthony | April 6, 2005 9:35 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 09:35
8. Posted by wavemaker | April 6, 2005 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She is a paradigm of class, isn't she?
She and Paris Hilton.
Two women who prove that you don't have to be poor to be white trash.
8. Posted by wavemaker | April 6, 2005 9:41 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 09:41
9. Posted by mhking | April 6, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More proof that you can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the trash.
9. Posted by mhking | April 6, 2005 9:54 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 09:54
10. Posted by JAT0 | April 6, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caption: Well this is how Michael showed me how to grab a guy's crotch!"
If no one reads, prints, writes about Britney, et al, will they all go away? Please!
10. Posted by JAT0 | April 6, 2005 9:55 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 09:55
11. Posted by Macker | April 6, 2005 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve L. quotes: "This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo."
He's right! It's already started and here's my 2 cents...
Britney: Now if you'll excuse us I have some c**k to suck!
Cletus: See I told you so! I didn't even have to train her at all!
11. Posted by Macker | April 6, 2005 10:14 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 10:14
12. Posted by Ed | April 6, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, she is from Louisiana, right?
12. Posted by Ed | April 6, 2005 11:53 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 11:53
13. Posted by Old Coot | April 6, 2005 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would it be crass of me to mention her belly and thighs? Grab your OED and look up the term "butter-hog", her picture should be there.
13. Posted by Old Coot | April 6, 2005 12:02 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 12:02
14. Posted by McGehee | April 6, 2005 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As my wife would say, "Class on the hoof."
14. Posted by McGehee | April 6, 2005 1:12 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 13:12
15. Posted by McCain | April 6, 2005 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My kind of gal -- just can't take her home to mother.
15. Posted by McCain | April 6, 2005 1:21 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 13:21
16. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2005 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the page six article is this gem:
An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.
...
For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog.
Can Ms. Spears really be that dumb?
16. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2005 2:08 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 14:08
17. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2005 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
14:59...
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17. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2005 2:26 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 14:26
18. Posted by mesablue | April 6, 2005 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop
The offspring to be named Pork Bit was announced as the new ad face for the snack food of the same name to be hawked by Bill Klintin and Co.
Paris Hilton's dog, Suck Suck, was said to be in hiding.
18. Posted by mesablue | April 6, 2005 2:28 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 14:28
19. Posted by Darkmage | April 6, 2005 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve L. quotes: "This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo."
Great idea! Here you go:
"Sometimes you feel like a nut..."
19. Posted by Darkmage | April 6, 2005 3:24 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 15:24
20. Posted by bullwinkle | April 6, 2005 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's clearly a physical, he's got his head turned and a cigarette to help him cough. I just hope they moved back inside for the prostate exam.
20. Posted by bullwinkle | April 6, 2005 4:54 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 16:54
21. Posted by Red | April 6, 2005 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These are the same people that complain when paparazzi the won't leave them alone, right?
Maybe the caption should be...
Suddenly it became apparent that Britany did not properly hear she was supposed to do Hand Jive.
21. Posted by Red | April 6, 2005 5:23 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 17:23
22. Posted by Maggie | April 6, 2005 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAYTO...YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
Evil minds run together I guess... ;D
22. Posted by Maggie | April 6, 2005 6:20 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 18:20
23. Posted by Pat | April 7, 2005 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Her parents must be really proud.
23. Posted by Pat | April 7, 2005 2:49 PM |
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Posted on April 7, 2005 14:49