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Laurence Simon wonders: So, how is Jose Lima doing these days?
On the mound, not so well, but unless he suddenly got divorced, we're guessing life is pretty good for 'ol Jose...
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Comments (15)
So, O.K., Kevin, this threa... (Below threshold)1. Posted by -S- | April 5, 2005 1:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, O.K., Kevin, this thread is not REALLY about "Jose Lima," or even Laurence Simon, now, is it?
Ha.
1. Posted by -S- | April 5, 2005 1:09 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 01:09
2. Posted by Will Franklin | April 5, 2005 1:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That picture is from last year's opening day, I think. I distinctly recall those things at least a year ago, maybe two.
Oh, by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular.
2. Posted by Will Franklin | April 5, 2005 1:12 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 01:12
3. Posted by Cybrludite | April 5, 2005 2:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So that's were Germany hid their Zeppelins after The War...
3. Posted by Cybrludite | April 5, 2005 2:18 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 02:18
4. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 5, 2005 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I saw Jose Lima's last home pitching performance for the Disastros. People booed as he took the mound.
4. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 5, 2005 7:27 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 07:27
5. Posted by Sean Gleeson | April 5, 2005 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was before the May 13, 2004 Cubs-Dodgers game, when Lima sang the Star Spangled Banner and God Bless America. MLB.com ran the photo with their story, but they cropped it all wrong. I mean, all wrong! Powerline repeated the cropping error, but then corrected it five months later, proving that the blogosphere is self-regulating.
5. Posted by Sean Gleeson | April 5, 2005 9:05 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 09:05
6. Posted by Charles | April 5, 2005 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's baseball and who is the hottie with the rack???
6. Posted by Charles | April 5, 2005 9:15 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 09:15
7. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | April 5, 2005 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular."
Yeah, I'm buying that one!
7. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | April 5, 2005 9:39 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 09:39
8. Posted by tee bee | April 5, 2005 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm not sure you should have the "view full picture" function on here, somebody might get their eye poked out.
8. Posted by tee bee | April 5, 2005 10:35 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 10:35
9. Posted by Wacky Hermit | April 5, 2005 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Real ones that size are never that perky without some sort of support. The tightness of the shirt shows clearly that there is no external support. Therefore the support is internal, and they are fake.
9. Posted by Wacky Hermit | April 5, 2005 10:45 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 10:45
10. Posted by Old Coot | April 5, 2005 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like a makeover done by Monster Garage. Wonder what the counter-weights in the rear look like.
10. Posted by Old Coot | April 5, 2005 11:25 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 11:25
11. Posted by BoDiddly | April 5, 2005 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With all due respect, Wacky Hermit . . . there are only two categories, Real and Imaginary. If you can touch them--they're REAL.
I'm surprised that nobody's jumped on the statement regarding Lima's performance on the "mound."
Heh.
11. Posted by BoDiddly | April 5, 2005 11:51 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 11:51
12. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | April 5, 2005 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I went to HS with his wife, and those are most certainly fake.
12. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | April 5, 2005 12:22 PM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 12:22
13. Posted by McGehee | April 5, 2005 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wonder what the counter-weights in the rear look like.
Actually, looks like cantilevers to me.
13. Posted by McGehee | April 5, 2005 12:44 PM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 12:44
14. Posted by McGehee | April 5, 2005 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...levers, lopes, whatever...
14. Posted by McGehee | April 5, 2005 12:44 PM |
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Posted on April 5, 2005 12:44
15. Posted by Red Five | April 6, 2005 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They could be real, um, mounds. There are places that make camisole tanks with built-in "shelf bras", so the ladies don't have to wear a bra. I've run across them in the SkyMall catalogs on commercial airline flights.
15. Posted by Red Five | April 6, 2005 10:03 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2005 10:03