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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: March 11, 2005 - 7:45 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo:

Photo - REUTERS/Jason Reed


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Photo via low culture.

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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Comments (118)

"What? me in 2008, Aw Reall... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 11, 2005 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"What? me in 2008, Aw Really guys, you're embarassing me."

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 11, 2005 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 07:50

This..or the horns..what do... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by heymike | March 11, 2005 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

This..or the horns..what do you think?

2. Posted by heymike | March 11, 2005 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 07:53

"And it burns, burns, bu... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jay Tea | March 11, 2005 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire,
The ring of fire.

Yeargh!!!"

J.

3. Posted by Jay Tea | March 11, 2005 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 07:53

beam me up scotty, there is... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by heymike | March 11, 2005 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

beam me up scotty, there isnt any intelligent life down here..HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4. Posted by heymike | March 11, 2005 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 07:55

See? Flick a switch and pre... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 11, 2005 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

See? Flick a switch and presto-chango, "I'm a Fundamentalist!"... I can't lose I tell ya'!

5. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 11, 2005 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 07:57

"Yea, as part of my anger m... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by McTrip | March 11, 2005 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McTrip:

"Yea, as part of my anger management thing, instead of doing the scream I visualise an atomic bomb going off.......WHAT ? NO SHIT ! You can see it too Teddy ?

Yeeeehhaaaaooooooowwwww - I'm back!

6. Posted by McTrip | March 11, 2005 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:00

Though it's usually charact... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by bullwinkle | March 11, 2005 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Though it's usually characterized by a single light bulb, an idea of Howard Dean's is shown as a ring of lights to signify the circular reasoning of the left.

7. Posted by bullwinkle | March 11, 2005 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:01

"No, just like young George... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Loon | March 11, 2005 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Loon:

"No, just like young George Washington, I cannot tell a lie : I am indeed a complete dork."

8. Posted by Loon | March 11, 2005 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:03

Even though WE don't believ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Jack in TX | March 11, 2005 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

Even though WE don't believe in God, we'd like you stupid Red-Staters to take this as sign that you're supposed to vote for us from now on....

9. Posted by Jack in TX | March 11, 2005 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:03

That grilled-cheese sandwic... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Homer Bombeck | March 11, 2005 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Homer Bombeck:

That grilled-cheese sandwich ain't got nothin' on me... put my ass on eBay!!

10. Posted by Homer Bombeck | March 11, 2005 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:03

No, I didn't know you could... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Jack in TX | March 11, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

No, I didn't know you could get hemorrhoids there either.....

11. Posted by Jack in TX | March 11, 2005 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:06

Dean to Audience: See my ha... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Dodo David | March 11, 2005 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Dean to Audience: See my halo? From now on you are to address me as "Your Holiness."

12. Posted by Dodo David | March 11, 2005 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:16

"All right... who shoved th... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by J.P. | March 11, 2005 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
J.P.:

"All right... who shoved this Christmas tree up my ass?"

or...

"And we're going to Earth, and Heaven, and Hell... and we're going to Paradise and Purgatory... YEAGGGHHHHH!"

13. Posted by J.P. | March 11, 2005 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:33

I see visions in the night,... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Maggie | March 11, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

I see visions in the night, passing through the stars
Who's to run and who's to fight?

Evil tries to pull me in, enslaving me to die
Who's to lose and who's to win

I'll see the light, tonight
Flashing through the sky
Take my life, tonight

Now, the chaos has begoun, people crying out
You're alone, you gotta run

Victims of circumstance, not able to decide
No, we never had a chance

I'll see the light, tonight
Flashing through the sky
Take my life, tonight

I'll see the light, tonight
Flashing through the sky
Take my life, tonight

Evil tries to pull me in, enslaving me to die
Who's to lose and who's to win

Victims of circumstance, not able to decide
No, we never had a chance

I'll see the light, tonight
Flashing through the sky
Take my life, tonight

(Ynjwie Malmsteen, Rising Force Album)

14. Posted by Maggie | March 11, 2005 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:37

Once again, Howard Dean pon... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff | March 11, 2005 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Once again, Howard Dean ponders the Democrats' "nuclear option."

15. Posted by Jeff | March 11, 2005 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:38

How did you know I was a De... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Dave | March 11, 2005 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

How did you know I was a Democrat?

16. Posted by Dave | March 11, 2005 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:41

(singing)...Yes Jesus loves... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by FormerHostage | March 11, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

(singing)...Yes Jesus loves me, yes Jesus does....

17. Posted by FormerHostage | March 11, 2005 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:43

They stole the precious fro... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 11, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

They stole the precious from us. Nasty. Stinky. Republicanses.

18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 11, 2005 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:46

One Ring to rule them all. ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 11, 2005 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

One Ring to rule them all. And in the Democratic Party blind them.

19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 11, 2005 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:47

And were going to Pergatory... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 11, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

And were going to Pergatory and to limbo and the pearly gates and then were gonna take back the heavens.


YEEEEEAARG!!

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 11, 2005 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:49

"Ring around the lunatic."<... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jim Hines | March 11, 2005 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Hines:

"Ring around the lunatic."

21. Posted by Jim Hines | March 11, 2005 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 08:58

Gas stoves are better than ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 11, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Gas stoves are better than electric, especially when it comes to holding former governors of Vermont upside-down over them.

22. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 11, 2005 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:04

"Oh sure, I really love bla... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | March 11, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven J. Kelso Sr.:

"Oh sure, I really love black people. As I was telling the waiter this morning..."

23. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | March 11, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:21

Frank Drebin's got nothing ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Geo | March 11, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geo:

Frank Drebin's got nothing on me!

24. Posted by Geo | March 11, 2005 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:34

After becoming head of the ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

After becoming head of the DNC Howard Dean sets his eyes on his next job, Pope of the Catholic Church.

25. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:37

Howard's End... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Howard's End

26. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:40

Howard Dean seeks divine in... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Howard Dean seeks divine intervention in his quest to reshape the Democratic Party.

27. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:43

This is why we need a separ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

This is why we need a separation of Church and Stupidity.

28. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:44

[DNC Chairmanship Election,... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 11, 2005 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

[DNC Chairmanship Election, Washington, D.C.] - Still smarting from last year's moment of Van Gogh pique, a beleaguered Howard Dean requests help in retrieving his left ear from Sen. Hillary Clinton.

29. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 11, 2005 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:51

Yeah, it looks good, but at... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jim in Texas | March 11, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Texas:

Yeah, it looks good, but at night the thing goes thru double "As" like Sherman thru Georgia.

If we can get the solar cells to hold a charge all day, I think we'll have a marketable product.

30. Posted by Jim in Texas | March 11, 2005 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 09:56

In a quid pro quo wi... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 11, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

In a quid pro quo with the D.C. Lawyers Association, newly elected DNC Chairman Howard Dean announces that he is championing the class-action suit against Navin R. Johnson, inventor of the Opti-Grab.

31. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 11, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 10:27

[Dean]:"...so calm your fea... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Salt Lick | March 11, 2005 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Salt Lick:

[Dean]:"...so calm your fears and rejoice, because that Mother Ship landing behind me right now is going to take us all home."

32. Posted by Salt Lick | March 11, 2005 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 10:41

“Howard, this is God speaki... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Stan25 | March 11, 2005 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

“Howard, this is God speaking. It is time for you to make your choice. Heaven or Hell. If you don’t make your decision in the next 20 minutes, I will make it for you.”

33. Posted by Stan25 | March 11, 2005 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 10:41

"It's absurd to suggest tha... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Dan Collins | March 11, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Collins:

"It's absurd to suggest that the Democratic Party has been abducted by aliens."

34. Posted by Dan Collins | March 11, 2005 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 10:48

To his shock, Howard's self... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jumbo | March 11, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

To his shock, Howard's self-image was momentarily visible to everyone.

35. Posted by Jumbo | March 11, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 10:51

"Defferment what defferment... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by RR | March 11, 2005 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RR:

"Defferment what defferment? Oh the medical one for my back that kept me out of vietnam. So what if I went skiing right after. I'm okay now, the only effects are the shrill screams and whacked out, tourette like symptoms that cause me to spout off."

36. Posted by RR | March 11, 2005 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 10:58

"Republicans really ARE evi... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tongueboy | March 11, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tongueboy:

"Republicans really ARE evil. Who better than me to make that judgement?"

"Yes, I made contact with Roy Neary and I can assure you that he is doing just fine."

37. Posted by Tongueboy | March 11, 2005 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:03

" Wow, who knew that positi... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by JaySwash | March 11, 2005 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JaySwash:

" Wow, who knew that position of 'DNC's Angel of Death' scored you an actual halo? Two more states turning red and I get my wings too!"

38. Posted by JaySwash | March 11, 2005 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:06

When advised that his new h... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by wavemaker | March 11, 2005 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

When advised that his new halo would prevent him from hating Republicans, Dean demurred.

39. Posted by wavemaker | March 11, 2005 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:19

Hmmmm, that John-Paul has a... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by zeezee | March 11, 2005 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
zeezee:

Hmmmm, that John-Paul has a sweet job...I wonder how he's feeling...

40. Posted by zeezee | March 11, 2005 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:24

"DNC Chairman Howard Dean s... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by hyper vyper | March 11, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hyper vyper:

"DNC Chairman Howard Dean sports the new Halo puchased by Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton in an effort to make the Democratic Party more appealing to the religious community."

41. Posted by hyper vyper | March 11, 2005 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:26

Now wait a minute -- I'm th... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Kevin Craver | March 11, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Craver:

Now wait a minute -- I'm the one crucifying the party, so shouldn't you all be wearing the halo?

42. Posted by Kevin Craver | March 11, 2005 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:40

Yes, the extraterrestrials ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 11, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

Yes, the extraterrestrials did mistake my scream of enthusiasm as a cry for help... but they swear they have good juju and, well, I'm going with 'em.

or

If I have to board this craft to reach Hale-Bopp, I will. And all responsible moonbats would be wise to prepare for the advance beyond human.

43. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 11, 2005 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:48

"Stupid is as Stupid does"!... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Rick13 | March 11, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Stupid is as Stupid does"!

44. Posted by Rick13 | March 11, 2005 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:53

"This circle of lights over... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Faith+1 | March 11, 2005 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"This circle of lights over my head? Don't worry about it. It isn't real, it's just a marketing gimmick."

45. Posted by Faith+1 | March 11, 2005 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 11:56

Yep, the Democrats are for ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Red | March 11, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red:

Yep, the Democrats are for God's, Guns & Gays.

I just may burn in hell for this stunt.

46. Posted by Red | March 11, 2005 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 12:08

DNC Chairman Howard Dean qu... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by T.P. Mcatamney | March 11, 2005 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
T.P. Mcatamney:

DNC Chairman Howard Dean quickly took reporters questions before wisking off in the mother ship to meet the Hail Bop Comet.

47. Posted by T.P. Mcatamney | March 11, 2005 12:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 12:13

This is what a lightning bo... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Pat | March 11, 2005 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

This is what a lightning bolt looks like just before it strikes.

48. Posted by Pat | March 11, 2005 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 12:36

Howie's Angels... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by sentinel | March 11, 2005 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Howie's Angels

49. Posted by sentinel | March 11, 2005 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 12:54

In this only known photogra... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Kaptain Krude | March 11, 2005 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kaptain Krude:

In this only known photograph of the world's tiniest nuclear bomb a split-second after detonation on the head of Howard Dean ( news - search ), a minor political figure from that time period. Apparently a rousing success, as no life is recorded being found left behind.

*as an aside, I think I'm in love with Maggie for posting lyrics from Yngwie.*

50. Posted by Kaptain Krude | March 11, 2005 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 13:00

Following a secret meeting ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by SteveL | March 11, 2005 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SteveL:

Following a secret meeting with a long haired man sporting a goatee an sandals, a visibly shaken Howard Dean announces that he's changing parties, now opposes abortion, supports school prayer and vouchers, and is stepping down as DNC Chairman.

51. Posted by SteveL | March 11, 2005 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 13:27

Dean works on his image in ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Maggie | March 11, 2005 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Dean works on his image in preparation for the on-going fight for public access to his gubernatorial records which goes before the Vermont's high court next week.

52. Posted by Maggie | March 11, 2005 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 14:01

2 Corinthians 11:14... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by KDH | March 11, 2005 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KDH:

2 Corinthians 11:14

53. Posted by KDH | March 11, 2005 2:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 14:08

Dean: " If I ever li... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by The WASP | March 11, 2005 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Dean:
" If I ever lie about president Bush may a rng of fire shoot from my ass"

"yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

54. Posted by The WASP | March 11, 2005 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 14:31

Once again, the dangers of ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Scott | March 11, 2005 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Once again, the dangers of nuclear (nucular) power are underestimated as two brain cells collide.

55. Posted by Scott | March 11, 2005 2:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 14:49

Howard Dean - Patron Saint ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Howard Dean - Patron Saint of Assholes

56. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 14:53

Howard Dean - "I told them ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Howard Dean - "I told them God wanted the bike path."

57. Posted by Eric | March 11, 2005 2:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 14:58

I think we need to lower th... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by TheEnigma | March 11, 2005 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TheEnigma:

I think we need to lower the intensity on the halo to go with "this look" of piety. After all, the picture is suppose to be about ME.

58. Posted by TheEnigma | March 11, 2005 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 15:20

"G--damn conservatives and ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by ccwbass | March 11, 2005 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ccwbass:

"G--damn conservatives and those G--damn Christian yahoos think they have the monopoly on bein' all G--damn righteous 'n shit? This'll show 'em! Somone get me some of that 'Jesus Juice' I've been hearing about in the news to go with this G--damn halo!"

59. Posted by ccwbass | March 11, 2005 3:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 15:30

I've heard of playing "Halo... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Blunt waepon | March 11, 2005 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Blunt waepon:

I've heard of playing "Halo" but this is ridiculous.

60. Posted by Blunt waepon | March 11, 2005 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:02

"Hey, swing voters! I've g... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by James | March 11, 2005 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James:

"Hey, swing voters! I've got values! Moral, uh, whatchamacallits. Jesus! Church! I love babies! And poor people! And, um, doing what's right!

...

Ethics! Values! Virtue! The bible, and, uh, scripture!

...

Values? Jesus? God? God God God Jesus!

...

Ah, Christ."

61. Posted by James | March 11, 2005 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:26

Barney Rubble has a bright ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by RodgerH | March 11, 2005 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RodgerH:

Barney Rubble has a bright idea.

62. Posted by RodgerH | March 11, 2005 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:28

The Dem's "Nuclear Option"<... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by The Man | March 11, 2005 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Man:

The Dem's "Nuclear Option"

63. Posted by The Man | March 11, 2005 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:28

Now, let's see......I've go... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by RodgerH | March 11, 2005 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RodgerH:

Now, let's see......I've got my Rebel flag sticker on the pickup truck, I've got my plastic Jesus on the dashboard.......ummm, I've got my day-glo halo charged up......yep, that's it....DNC roadtrip to South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Utah, Nevada, Arizona, Arkansas, North Carolina .... Yeaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!

64. Posted by RodgerH | March 11, 2005 4:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:34

Even though he fought like ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by kgowen | March 11, 2005 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kgowen:

Even though he fought like mad to be elected President of the DNC, Howard Dean's real ambitions were somewhat loftier...

65. Posted by kgowen | March 11, 2005 4:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:45

"Hey guys, look at this! H... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by kgowen | March 11, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kgowen:

"Hey guys, look at this! Hillary ain't got NUTHIN on me!"

66. Posted by kgowen | March 11, 2005 4:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:47

"Did somebody say Scooby sn... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Mrs.E | March 11, 2005 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mrs.E:

"Did somebody say Scooby snack?"

67. Posted by Mrs.E | March 11, 2005 4:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:48

Howard Dean: "Goatse Man" o... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by McGehee | March 11, 2005 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Howard Dean: "Goatse Man" of a New Generation.

68. Posted by McGehee | March 11, 2005 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:57

"Hello, I'm Howard Dean, an... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by McGehee | March 11, 2005 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Hello, I'm Howard Dean, and I just thought I'd pull my head out of You-Know-Where to say -- man, I shoulda used Preparation-H!"

69. Posted by McGehee | March 11, 2005 4:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 16:58

Howard Dean:“Lets put a nat... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Stan25 | March 11, 2005 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

Howard Dean:“Lets put a nation wide tax on toilet paper. We can’t let the Dems down there in Florida have all of the fun.”

70. Posted by Stan25 | March 11, 2005 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 17:30

"...I don't care if the Bib... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by KBiel | March 11, 2005 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KBiel:

"...I don't care if the Bible says that Satan can disguise himself as an angel of light. I am not Satan. I mean, it is a battle between good and evil, and I am on the good side. See just look up...past the 666 tatooed on my forehead."

71. Posted by KBiel | March 11, 2005 6:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 18:01

"George Bailey, do ya hear ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Rob | March 11, 2005 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob:

"George Bailey, do ya hear those bells? That means I'm about to get my angel wings, too!"

72. Posted by Rob | March 11, 2005 6:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 18:28

"And when a liberal is fina... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Faith+1 | March 11, 2005 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"And when a liberal is finally elected to President I get my wings!"

or

"See, we are good, they are evil. The halo proves it!"

73. Posted by Faith+1 | March 11, 2005 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 18:42

Every time a bell rings, a ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Tom Hanna | March 11, 2005 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Hanna:

Every time a bell rings, a moonbat gets his wings.

74. Posted by Tom Hanna | March 11, 2005 6:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 18:47

Maybe this'll help get vote... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | March 11, 2005 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen W. Stanton:

Maybe this'll help get votes from those religious nuts with confederate flags on their pickup trucks.

Bastards.

75. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | March 11, 2005 6:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 18:50

__________________________<... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by BumperStickerist | March 11, 2005 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BumperStickerist:

__________________________

Close Encounters of the Yeeeeargggghh kind
__________________________

76. Posted by BumperStickerist | March 11, 2005 8:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 20:35

Forgive me Father, for I ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 11, 2005 8:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It's been...ahhhh...a lo-o-o-ong time since my last confession. Let's see, where do I start? Do you have a Snickers, 'cause, heh-heh, this is gonna take a while!

77. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 11, 2005 8:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 20:46

Say it with me: n-u-c-u-l-a... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by toddzilla | March 11, 2005 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
toddzilla:

Say it with me: n-u-c-u-l-a-r

78. Posted by toddzilla | March 11, 2005 9:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 21:07

With his halo of fire and b... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Kathleen | March 11, 2005 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kathleen:

With his halo of fire and brimstone, Dean covers all the bases... just like any good Democrat.

79. Posted by Kathleen | March 11, 2005 9:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 21:28

"After the I have a scream ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Hermoine | March 11, 2005 9:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

"After the I have a scream speech, I had electroshock treatment which left me with a very lovely halo."

80. Posted by Hermoine | March 11, 2005 9:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 21:46

"I told you I talked to the... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by robert | March 11, 2005 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

"I told you I talked to the gzoomies, and all you did was laugh. Well look damnit the're back, and over 3000 of them voted in Washington...who's got the last laugh now?"

81. Posted by robert | March 11, 2005 9:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 21:50

"Dude, where's my wings?"<b... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by ccwbass | March 11, 2005 10:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ccwbass:

"Dude, where's my wings?"

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Posted on March 11, 2005 22:29

"As I said during th... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by jack rudd | March 11, 2005 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack rudd:


"As I said during the campaign, I know a lot about the Bible. Job is my favorite New Testament book."


83. Posted by jack rudd | March 11, 2005 11:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 23:39

Howard Dean, whose p... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by jack rudd | March 11, 2005 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack rudd:


Howard Dean, whose party supports murder, sexual abuse of interns, lying about adultery, growing human embryos for spare parts, euthanasia, and appeasement of totalitarian thugs, calls the Republican Party "evil".

(apologies to Ann Coulter)

84. Posted by jack rudd | March 11, 2005 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 23:51

Yes, I know that God... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by jack rudd | March 11, 2005 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack rudd:


Yes, I know that God is Love. But I know better than God... I hate Republicans and all they stand for.

85. Posted by jack rudd | March 11, 2005 11:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 11, 2005 23:54

It is the descent of the fa... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by -S- | March 12, 2005 12:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

It is the descent of the false light.

Howard Dean doesn't know it.

86. Posted by -S- | March 12, 2005 12:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 00:29

I've had UFOs following me ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Timmer | March 12, 2005 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

I've had UFOs following me around ever since the VRWC decided I was a threat that must be eliminated.

87. Posted by Timmer | March 12, 2005 12:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 00:51

Howard Dean's mind finally ... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Caleb | March 12, 2005 4:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caleb:

Howard Dean's mind finally snapped after one scream too many and detonated in a spectacular mushroom.

Or...

"So THAT'S where Hussien's WMDs went!"

88. Posted by Caleb | March 12, 2005 4:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 04:05

Circle gets the square pant... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by McCain | March 12, 2005 5:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Circle gets the square pants.

89. Posted by McCain | March 12, 2005 5:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 05:36

pull my finger... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by boynamedgoo | March 12, 2005 5:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
boynamedgoo:

pull my finger

90. Posted by boynamedgoo | March 12, 2005 5:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 05:50

"No - unlike Jean-Fraude Ke... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Duffer | March 12, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duffer:

"No - unlike Jean-Fraude Kerry I did not get my hat from some imaginary CIA dude in 'Nam......"

91. Posted by Duffer | March 12, 2005 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 08:37

Just 'cause the light's on ... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by fustian | March 12, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Just 'cause the light's on doesn't mean anyone's home...

92. Posted by fustian | March 12, 2005 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 08:42

From the glow of a nuked de... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by fustian | March 12, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

From the glow of a nuked democrat party, Howard Dean reflects on his legacy.

93. Posted by fustian | March 12, 2005 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 08:44

"Y'know, it pains me to hav... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Uncle Mikey | March 12, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uncle Mikey:

"Y'know, it pains me to have to do something as obvious as this, but you morons aren't going to get it any other way: we're the good guys, and the Republicans are evil. Have you got that through your stupid goddamn heads yet?"

94. Posted by Uncle Mikey | March 12, 2005 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 10:09

The last thing you see (bef... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by shark | March 12, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
shark:

The last thing you see (before political irrelevance) is the ring...

95. Posted by shark | March 12, 2005 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 10:09

Vatican City - March 12, 21... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by BoDiddly | March 12, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BoDiddly:

Vatican City - March 12, 2125: Howard Dean, a prominent political figure of the early 21st century, canonized this weekend as Saint Howard, patron saint of Moonbats.

96. Posted by BoDiddly | March 12, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 10:27

Okay, guys. If you're sure ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by BoDiddly | March 12, 2005 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BoDiddly:

Okay, guys. If you're sure the halo is working, can we get to work on that stigmata thing?

97. Posted by BoDiddly | March 12, 2005 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 10:29

"I'm king of the world!!!! ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by BoDiddly | March 12, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BoDiddly:

"I'm king of the world!!!!
YEEEEARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"

98. Posted by BoDiddly | March 12, 2005 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 10:32

Kevin's attempt to capture ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by epador | March 12, 2005 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Kevin's attempt to capture HD's aura shows that it even doesn't want to be associated with him.

99. Posted by epador | March 12, 2005 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 10:55

"Yes, Lord. If you really ... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by James Kidder | March 12, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James Kidder:

"Yes, Lord. If you really want me to build the bike path, I will build it."

100. Posted by James Kidder | March 12, 2005 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 11:07

Just after he supernovaed, ... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by McCain | March 12, 2005 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Just after he supernovaed, Howard Dean began to suck surrounding liberals into his black hole.

101. Posted by McCain | March 12, 2005 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 14:33

Does anyone here know what ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Stan25 | March 12, 2005 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

Does anyone here know what that light above my head is all about?

102. Posted by Stan25 | March 12, 2005 3:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 15:57

[Foreground] Saruman, rela... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Ray Midge | March 12, 2005 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ray Midge:

[Foreground] Saruman, relaying talking points of Social Security reform opposition to Orc host and assorted Democrat minions.
[Background] Eye of Sauron (unavailable for comment) looks on approvingly.

103. Posted by Ray Midge | March 12, 2005 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 17:14

"I am trying to turn my hai... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Ingress | March 12, 2005 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ingress:

"I am trying to turn my hair blond. I want to have more fun."

104. Posted by Ingress | March 12, 2005 6:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 18:16

Roger Moore, Casper the Fri... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 12, 2005 6:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Roger Moore, Casper the Friendly Ghost and the Public Defamation of Halo League (Public DOHL) become unlikely allies in the fight against Howard Dean’s improper use of halo.

105. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 12, 2005 6:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 18:30

Tiny a;iens, mistaking Dean... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by D. Carter | March 12, 2005 8:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Tiny a;iens, mistaking Dean's head for a planet, veer away sharply on discovering no signs of intelligent life.

106. Posted by D. Carter | March 12, 2005 8:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 20:57

Previous post: that's "alie... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by D. Carter | March 12, 2005 8:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Previous post: that's "aliens" of course.

107. Posted by D. Carter | March 12, 2005 8:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 20:57

The voices in Dean's head h... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by D. Carter | March 12, 2005 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

The voices in Dean's head hold their weekly weenie roast.

108. Posted by D. Carter | March 12, 2005 10:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 22:12

Dean's soul, having had eno... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by D, Carter | March 12, 2005 10:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D, Carter:

Dean's soul, having had enough, decamps, leaving the DNC Chairman gazing into the middle distance like a stunned beagle.

109. Posted by D, Carter | March 12, 2005 10:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 22:18

Juxtapositioning gone terri... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Jephray | March 12, 2005 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jephray:

Juxtapositioning gone terribly wrong.

110. Posted by Jephray | March 12, 2005 10:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2005 22:33

seven days... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by hyper vyper | March 13, 2005 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hyper vyper:

seven days

111. Posted by hyper vyper | March 13, 2005 12:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2005 00:22

Is eight times faster downl... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by shreck | March 13, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
shreck:

Is eight times faster downloading silly? Besides it's not even real it's just a marketing tool.

112. Posted by shreck | March 13, 2005 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2005 10:15

Monkeys are so passé. Haban... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | March 13, 2005 8:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

Monkeys are so passé. Habanero pepper fire rings... now THAT'S real leadership!

Yearrrrrrrgh!

113. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | March 13, 2005 8:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2005 20:54

My fiery sphincter is how I... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | March 13, 2005 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

My fiery sphincter is how I kept the whole state of Vermont from freezing to death every winter.

Yearrrrrrrgh!

114. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | March 13, 2005 8:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2005 20:55

Send lawyers, guns and mone... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | March 13, 2005 8:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

Send lawyers, guns and money... my flaming farts have hit the fan.

115. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | March 13, 2005 8:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2005 20:56

Teddy's a water sign. Kerr... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | March 13, 2005 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

Teddy's a water sign. Kerry's an air sign. I'm a fire sign.

116. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | March 13, 2005 8:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2005 20:58

"Ezekiel 25:17..."... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by JD | March 13, 2005 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

"Ezekiel 25:17..."

***

"It's your choice folks - either this, or I grow horns and start playing the accordion."

***

"No, I'm not the guy on the Good Sam Club sticker."

***

"Where's the Philly Cream Cheese gal? I got some spreadin' to do..."

117. Posted by JD | March 13, 2005 9:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2005 21:01

Update: <... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Kevin | March 14, 2005 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

118. Posted by Kevin | March 14, 2005 12:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2005 00:47




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