BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.
Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.
Poor lil darling Kitty, you can tell by the look on it's SWEEEET face, it was totally an accident.
However, there IS a difference between stray cats, like those Bob & Lizzie Dole have taken into their home, and the sad *tails* of those kitties who simply go astray.
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Comments (17)
Cat with a gat. L... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Dan Patterson | March 10, 2005 9:35 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Cat with a gat.
Let's see if anyone knows what a 'gat' is. I'll bet some of you don't know what a 'cat' is either...
Dan
1. Posted by Dan Patterson | March 10, 2005 9:35 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 10, 2005 09:35
2. Posted by Jewels | March 10, 2005 9:37 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Awwww! Look at the cute wittle kee-kat!!
2. Posted by Jewels | March 10, 2005 9:37 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 10, 2005 09:37
3. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | March 10, 2005 9:41 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
THIS is why I am a dog person.
You think that was an accident??? Cats get so easily ticked....;-)
3. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | March 10, 2005 9:41 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 10, 2005 09:41
4. Posted by ClusterChuck | March 10, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That can looks familiar...
I think I saw it as a kitten
4. Posted by ClusterChuck | March 10, 2005 10:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 10, 2005 10:06
5. Posted by Eric | March 10, 2005 10:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Guns don't kill people, Cats do!
5. Posted by Eric | March 10, 2005 10:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 10, 2005 10:20
6. Posted by Eric | March 10, 2005 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brings new meaning to "One Pissed off Pussy Cat!"
6. Posted by Eric | March 10, 2005 10:21 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 10:21
7. Posted by Rod Stanton | March 10, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Story has to be wrong. Stanton clan are dog folk. No upstanding Stanton would have a cat. Must be a renegade. Show me his pic.
7. Posted by Rod Stanton | March 10, 2005 10:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 10, 2005 10:26
8. Posted by tee bee | March 10, 2005 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that Frank J.'s cat?
8. Posted by tee bee | March 10, 2005 10:28 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 10:28
9. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 10, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If only the same thing would happen to Emeril Lagase.
BAM!
9. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 10, 2005 10:33 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 10:33
10. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | March 10, 2005 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You hate cats, huh? Go ahead, make my day!"
10. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | March 10, 2005 10:56 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 10:56
11. Posted by Anonymous "Still Snickering" Drivel | March 10, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rightwingsparkle (March 10, 2005 09:41 AM) and Eric (March 10, 2005 10:20 AM),
At the risk of neglecting other intrepid comedians in our midst, you two should tour. It would be purrfect.
AnonymousDrivel's Shepherd, Canine PI, Yesterday '05
11. Posted by Anonymous "Still Snickering" Drivel | March 10, 2005 10:57 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 10:57
12. Posted by Mongo | March 10, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wasn't a Glock, as pictured. You can knock them off a table, or drop them 20 feet or more.
But if kitty pulled the trigger....
12. Posted by Mongo | March 10, 2005 11:01 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 11:01
13. Posted by Eric | March 10, 2005 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I bet the cat was trained by this guy.
http://www.junnhorde.com/~dragonbreath/mos-nd-demo.wmv
13. Posted by Eric | March 10, 2005 11:24 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 11:24
14. Posted by McGroarty | March 10, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kitty is ARMED!
Clicky!
Clicky again!
14. Posted by McGroarty | March 10, 2005 11:55 AM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 11:55
15. Posted by cw4billt | March 10, 2005 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shot in the lower torso, eh?
Boots! Report for remedial target practice, ASAP!
15. Posted by cw4billt | March 10, 2005 2:00 PM |
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Posted on March 10, 2005 14:00
16. Posted by firstbrokenangel | March 10, 2005 7:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Another stupid news item - the guy should not have had his gun loaded and just sitting around the house. He deserved to be shot! :-)
Cindy
16. Posted by firstbrokenangel | March 10, 2005 7:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 10, 2005 19:00
17. Posted by ♥~♪=CoLoRaDo KiT cAt=♪~♥ | March 12, 2005 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poor lil darling Kitty, you can tell by the look on it's SWEEEET face, it was totally an accident.
However, there IS a difference between stray cats, like those Bob & Lizzie Dole have taken into their home, and the sad *tails* of those kitties who simply go astray.
Now this owner shootin' kitty never made the news because it was obviously done in self defense.
17. Posted by ♥~♪=CoLoRaDo KiT cAt=♪~♥ | March 12, 2005 9:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 12, 2005 21:01