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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: February 18, 2005 - 8:09 PM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice pauses during a program celebrating African American History month at the State Department on Friday, Feb. 18, 2005 in Washington. Rice is the first African American woman to hold the title of Secretary of State. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)


Update: Winners have been announced. Comments are now closed.

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I'm Making it!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by cowboy blob | February 18, 2005 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cowboy blob:

I'm Making it!

1. Posted by cowboy blob | February 18, 2005 9:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:02

"I'm Condi Rice, and I'm a ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by david | February 18, 2005 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
david:

"I'm Condi Rice, and I'm a WHOOOOLE lotta woman!"

2. Posted by david | February 18, 2005 9:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:02

"Thanks for inviting me to ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by mcg | February 18, 2005 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mcg:

"Thanks for inviting me to speak today. I believe you're the first largely liberal audience to actually acknowledge that I'm black."

3. Posted by mcg | February 18, 2005 9:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:06

DEFINED.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by liberalstastelikechicken | February 18, 2005 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
liberalstastelikechicken:

DEFINED.

4. Posted by liberalstastelikechicken | February 18, 2005 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:15

GEORGE! Stop that! I'm try... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Hesa Indepodium | February 18, 2005 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hesa Indepodium:

GEORGE! Stop that! I'm trying to give a speech!

5. Posted by Hesa Indepodium | February 18, 2005 9:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:23

I'm Secretary of State, I a... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 18, 2005 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

I'm Secretary of State, I am!

(You know...it's a play on "I'm Henry the VIIIth, I am!". Right. If I hafta explain it, not good enough to win...)

6. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 18, 2005 9:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:28

"...And now, SecState. Robe... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Bryan | February 18, 2005 9:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bryan:

"...And now, SecState. Robert Byrd has got to be crapping his underoos about now..."

7. Posted by Bryan | February 18, 2005 9:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:32

Small voice inside...... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by rocketman | February 18, 2005 9:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rocketman:

Small voice inside...

"Hillary Who?"

8. Posted by rocketman | February 18, 2005 9:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:44

Howard Dean can kiss my ass... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Howard Dean can kiss my ass!

9. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 9:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:54

Damn Right!... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by mesablue | February 18, 2005 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mesablue:

Damn Right!

10. Posted by mesablue | February 18, 2005 9:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:57

44 is a good nicknam... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

44 is a good nickname to have, isn't it?

11. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 9:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:59

Powell has left the buildin... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Randy N. Townley, M.A. | February 18, 2005 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy N. Townley, M.A.:

Powell has left the building!

12. Posted by Randy N. Townley, M.A. | February 18, 2005 10:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:02

A Star is Born!!!... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by DD | February 18, 2005 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DD:

A Star is Born!!!

13. Posted by DD | February 18, 2005 10:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:07

John Kerry - nuance this...... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

John Kerry - nuance this....

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Posted on February 18, 2005 22:08

I'm thinking it, but I'm no... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by twolaneflash | February 18, 2005 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

I'm thinking it, but I'm not going to say it!

15. Posted by twolaneflash | February 18, 2005 10:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:12

Anything you can do, I can ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by twolaneflash | February 18, 2005 10:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Anything you can do, I can do better!

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Posted on February 18, 2005 22:18

I know a lot of you would r... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Remy Logan | February 18, 2005 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remy Logan:

I know a lot of you would rather be seeing a liberal white male standing here, than this country's first black female Secretary of State. Just get over it, okay.

17. Posted by Remy Logan | February 18, 2005 10:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:19

In the words of Brother Ric... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by oej | February 18, 2005 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oej:

In the words of Brother Richard...Kiss My Rich Black Ass!

18. Posted by oej | February 18, 2005 10:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:19

You think the DNC could get... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Kathleen | February 18, 2005 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kathleen:

You think the DNC could get this many people of intelligence into a single room?

19. Posted by Kathleen | February 18, 2005 10:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:22

Say it loud... I'm black, i... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 10:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Say it loud... I'm black, i'm proud.... and I earned it!!!

20. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 10:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:30

2008?... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Keely | February 18, 2005 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Keely:

2008?

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Posted on February 18, 2005 22:47

"Hi, Mom!"... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by m | February 18, 2005 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
m:

"Hi, Mom!"

22. Posted by m | February 18, 2005 10:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:55

Yeah, that's right, I'm her... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by The Zero Boss | February 18, 2005 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Zero Boss:

Yeah, that's right, I'm here - so FUCK y'all.

23. Posted by The Zero Boss | February 18, 2005 11:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:08

Hello, World!!! Read... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Amelia Rosales | February 18, 2005 11:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Amelia Rosales:

Hello, World!!! Ready or not, here I come!

24. Posted by Amelia Rosales | February 18, 2005 11:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:16

"I can't wait for the Presi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 18, 2005 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"I can't wait for the Presidency, so I'm running for Pope."

25. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 18, 2005 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:17

Brothers, I learned a long ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Newzilla | February 18, 2005 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Newzilla:

Brothers, I learned a long time ago to imagine the audience was naked ... will someday say Amen!

26. Posted by Newzilla | February 18, 2005 11:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:24

Nobody does it better... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by arb | February 18, 2005 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
arb:

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby you're the best.

27. Posted by arb | February 18, 2005 11:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:39

Some read about Afro-Americ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by D. Carter | February 18, 2005 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Some read about Afro-American history; I'm MAKING it.

28. Posted by D. Carter | February 18, 2005 11:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:50

Howard Dean is vanquished b... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by D. Carter | February 18, 2005 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Howard Dean is vanquished by the "kitchen help".

29. Posted by D. Carter | February 18, 2005 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:51

Kathleen should win it... E... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by oej | February 18, 2005 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oej:

Kathleen should win it... Excellent post!

oej

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Posted on February 18, 2005 23:54

Mr. Dean, this hotel staffe... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | February 19, 2005 12:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

Mr. Dean, this hotel staffer would like to say, for the record, that Ben & Jerry's sucks.

31. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | February 19, 2005 12:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:06

With Depends, I can do anyt... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

With Depends, I can do anything!

32. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:28

Yep, my husband discovered ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Yep, my husband discovered Viagra!

33. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:29

"Alive, famous and positive... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Hodink | February 19, 2005 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Alive, famous and positively significant? Wynton, Tiger, Beyonce, Nelson, B.B., Oprah, Usher, Colin, Shaq, Obama, Cosby, Foxx, Angelou, Quincy, Snoop, Justice Clarence, Muhammad Ali, "Dr. J", Queen Latifah and me. Why?"

34. Posted by Hodink | February 19, 2005 12:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:30

With my first AA meeting, I... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

With my first AA meeting, I'd like to say that my name is Condi and I'm a conservative.....

35. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:30

Raise your hands if your su... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Raise your hands if your sure!

36. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:33

Think any democrats can get... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Think any democrats can get this many white people in one room? Too bad we don't have the serving staff here!

37. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:33

One of the key points of Pr... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Al | February 19, 2005 12:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al:

One of the key points of President Rice's career was near the beginning, when she, as Secretary of State, seduced the European Union into getting a clue.

38. Posted by Al | February 19, 2005 12:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:35

"In conclusion, I have deve... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Hermoine | February 19, 2005 12:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

"In conclusion, I have developed a new lipstick called Condi Apple Red. I invite you ladies and those men among you who wear lipsick to try it."

39. Posted by Hermoine | February 19, 2005 12:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:37

ooops ... lipstick... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Hermoine | February 19, 2005 12:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

ooops ... lipstick

40. Posted by Hermoine | February 19, 2005 12:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:39

Dy-No-Mite!!!!... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Eric | February 19, 2005 12:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Dy-No-Mite!!!!

41. Posted by Eric | February 19, 2005 12:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:52

Hooked on Phonics worked fo... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Hooked on Phonics worked for Me!

42. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 1:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 01:08

(whispering) psst psst miz ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 1:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

(whispering) psst psst miz rice, its your turn to speak...miz rice...

43. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 1:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 01:09

.oO( What the HELL did the ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Cybrludite | February 19, 2005 1:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

.oO( What the HELL did the last speaker have for supper last night? Smells like a feedlot up here... )

44. Posted by Cybrludite | February 19, 2005 1:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 01:17

Bwahwah. Who cares about bl... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 1:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

Bwahwah. Who cares about black history month??? More liberal politcal correct BS. I would fire all the token blacks and Mexicans if I were President Bush. Ban abortion first and afirmative action next.

45. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 1:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 01:51

"I have no talents, but sin... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 1:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

"I have no talents, but since I am a black woman, I become the secretary of state. White men can kiss my ass!"

46. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 1:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 01:56

If only Tomas Jefferson cou... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 2:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

If only Tomas Jefferson could see me now....

47. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 2:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 02:19

"So I told him...GW, I said... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Robert | February 19, 2005 3:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert:

"So I told him...GW, I said, we cannot give the Rainbow Coalition to Canada in exchange for more Mexicans. It's not going to fly, and I don't want to hear any more about it. I don't care what Rove says."

48. Posted by Robert | February 19, 2005 3:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 03:06

I'm Secretary of State, I a... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Beth | February 19, 2005 3:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beth:

I'm Secretary of State, I am!
Secretary State, I am! I am!

(Helping Tom Blogical out here...If you add the second sentence, which established the rythym, you don't need further explanation. )

49. Posted by Beth | February 19, 2005 3:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 03:49

"Yes, I am the Secretary of... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by -S- | February 19, 2005 4:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

"Yes, I am the Secretary of State.

"No, I do not live in a van down by the river."

50. Posted by -S- | February 19, 2005 4:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 04:08

Eat it Jesse... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Pat Reilly | February 19, 2005 5:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat Reilly:

Eat it Jesse

51. Posted by Pat Reilly | February 19, 2005 5:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 05:34

At least I can't do any wor... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Miles | February 19, 2005 5:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Miles:

At least I can't do any worse than Madeline Albright.

52. Posted by Miles | February 19, 2005 5:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 05:59

"I'm Condoleezza Rice and..... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | February 19, 2005 6:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Francis W. Porretto:

"I'm Condoleezza Rice and...you're not."

53. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | February 19, 2005 6:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 06:15

Condaleeza Rice can barely ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by bullwinkle | February 19, 2005 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Condaleeza Rice can barely contain her smile after hearing that major democrat contributor David Geffen has deemed Hillary Clinton unelectable and "an incredibly polarizing figure" to a hearty round of applause in New York City.

54. Posted by bullwinkle | February 19, 2005 7:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 07:07

African American History...... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Apostle Paul | February 19, 2005 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Apostle Paul:

African American History.....

55. Posted by Apostle Paul | February 19, 2005 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 07:26

Not shown in Picture... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 19, 2005 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Not shown in Picture: Ted Kennedy choking on a dinner roll.

56. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 19, 2005 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 07:39

I too have a drea... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 19, 2005 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I too have a dream.

57. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 19, 2005 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 07:42

Ah, so that's what Condi wa... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Cybrludite | February 19, 2005 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

Ah, so that's what Condi was smelling... Travis the Troll!

58. Posted by Cybrludite | February 19, 2005 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 07:58

The future second black wom... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Robin Goodfellow | February 19, 2005 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robin Goodfellow:

The future second black woman President of the United States of America (after Billory).

59. Posted by Robin Goodfellow | February 19, 2005 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 08:07

They were right. When you s... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Marty | February 19, 2005 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

They were right. When you stand on Barbara Boxer's head - you DO get and extra 2 inches to your height. Hey! Is that Ted Kennedy over at the open bar? Who am I kidding? OF COURSE it is.

60. Posted by Marty | February 19, 2005 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 08:18

"Y'all can talk about histo... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Jim | February 19, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"Y'all can talk about history; I'm making history."

61. Posted by Jim | February 19, 2005 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 08:35

"...and as of this moment, ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Jay Tea | February 19, 2005 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"...and as of this moment, ANYONE who uses the phrase 'like white on Rice' will face SEVERE legal penalties."

J.

62. Posted by Jay Tea | February 19, 2005 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 08:52

No - I'm not related to Unc... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Poul Moeller | February 19, 2005 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poul Moeller:

No - I'm not related to Uncle Ben's.

63. Posted by Poul Moeller | February 19, 2005 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 09:05

No, I don't know what this ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Ira | February 19, 2005 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ira:

No, I don't know what this 'Kos' person looks like, but here's my Oliver Willis imitation...

64. Posted by Ira | February 19, 2005 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 09:08

Why is that perv Gannon sit... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by lawrence | February 19, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawrence:

Why is that perv Gannon sitting next to my hubby ...uuhh I mean the President.

65. Posted by lawrence | February 19, 2005 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 09:14

"Prince Charles confided to... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 19, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"Prince Charles confided to me that he now wishes he could be my tampon."

66. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 19, 2005 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 10:48

Jay - I had one with that t... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by OneDrummer | February 19, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Jay - I had one with that train of thought, but decided against it. Yours is better anyways....

67. Posted by OneDrummer | February 19, 2005 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 10:52

I never asked what my count... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Maggie | February 19, 2005 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

I never asked what my country could do for me.... I HAVE always asked what I CAN DO FOR MY COUNTRY!

68. Posted by Maggie | February 19, 2005 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 11:00

"Waitress. Waitress." Howa... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by vegassal | February 19, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
vegassal:

"Waitress. Waitress." Howard Dean.

69. Posted by vegassal | February 19, 2005 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 11:02

....mmmm, did i shut off th... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by deralaand | February 19, 2005 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
deralaand:

....mmmm, did i shut off the iron?...

70. Posted by deralaand | February 19, 2005 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 11:10

Martin Luther King, Jr.'s d... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Dodo David | February 19, 2005 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Martin Luther King, Jr.'s dream coming true . . . courtesy of the Republican Party.

71. Posted by Dodo David | February 19, 2005 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 11:16

"The only way you, as a de ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Levans | February 19, 2005 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Levans:

"The only way you, as a de facto arm of the Democrat Party, could get this many Afro-American secretarys-of-state in the room was to invite me, a Republican. Uh, well actually, I guess you could also have invited my predecessor, another Republican."

72. Posted by Levans | February 19, 2005 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 11:35

"It ain't commissioner of b... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by McGehee | February 19, 2005 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"It ain't commissioner of baseball, but it ain't hay."

73. Posted by McGehee | February 19, 2005 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 11:38

Picture from the wardroom o... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Al | February 19, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al:

Picture from the wardroom of the USS Condoleezza Rice.

74. Posted by Al | February 19, 2005 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 12:00

"My girdle is killing me!"<... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by George | February 19, 2005 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George:

"My girdle is killing me!"

75. Posted by George | February 19, 2005 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 12:14

deal with it!... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Deaner59 | February 19, 2005 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deaner59:

deal with it!

76. Posted by Deaner59 | February 19, 2005 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 12:17

. o O (I just hope I don't ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

. o O (I just hope I don't get mugged on my way home)

77. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 12:58

Someone please tell Howard ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by ClusterChuck | February 19, 2005 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ClusterChuck:

Someone please tell Howard Dean to fetch me a glass of water before I SCREAM!

. . .

Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!

78. Posted by ClusterChuck | February 19, 2005 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 13:17

FREEDOM: God's Gift, my Pu... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by twolaneflash | February 19, 2005 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

FREEDOM: God's Gift, my Purpose.

"Blessed is The Lord, my Rock, Who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle; my Help that never fails, my Fortress, my Strong Tower and my Refuge, my Shield in Which I trust, He Who puts nations under my feet...Happy are the people in such a case as ours; happy the people who have The Lord for their God." Psalms 144: 1, 2...15.

79. Posted by twolaneflash | February 19, 2005 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 13:29

And the dhimmicrats said sh... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by RR | February 19, 2005 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RR:

And the dhimmicrats said she couldn't do it.

80. Posted by RR | February 19, 2005 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 13:47

p0wned... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Mad Anthony | February 19, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mad Anthony:

p0wned

81. Posted by Mad Anthony | February 19, 2005 1:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 13:50

McGeehee... I thought she w... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Beth | February 19, 2005 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beth:

McGeehee... I thought she was a big football fan, not baseball.

82. Posted by Beth | February 19, 2005 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 13:52

SecState Condi Rice paused ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by cowboy blob | February 19, 2005 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cowboy blob:

SecState Condi Rice paused to gather her psychic "gi" before putting her hands on her hips and delivering the most powerful headshake in African-American History.

83. Posted by cowboy blob | February 19, 2005 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 13:55

oO(Heh! Let's roll...)... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by leelu | February 19, 2005 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
leelu:

oO(Heh! Let's roll...)

84. Posted by leelu | February 19, 2005 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 13:56

i am not a racist and i don... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

i am not a racist and i dont hate black woman, but i know if she is not a black woman, she would never have touched the job. i think afirmative action sucks. why should qualified white people suffer? anyone has the balls to speak up on this insted of being nice and political correct?

85. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:01

It's time African Americans... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by RodgerH | February 19, 2005 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RodgerH:

It's time African Americans stop using the underground railroad, stop admitting inferiority, stop begging for aid. Condi Rice requests African Americans to abandon the failed policies of the democrats and embrace true freedom within the GOP. If African Americans remain blindly loyal to the democratic party they will forever remain on the fringes of society.

86. Posted by RodgerH | February 19, 2005 2:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:08

... and then Howard Dean as... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by TheEnigma | February 19, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TheEnigma:

... and then Howard Dean asked if I was on the "hotel wait staff".

87. Posted by TheEnigma | February 19, 2005 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:10

rodger, i agree with what u... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

rodger, i agree with what u said but also blacks are dems in this case with the gimme gimme gimme post slavery mentality .

88. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:12

ps I noticed blacks like al... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

ps I noticed blacks like alan keys from the caribeans dont have the same lazy mentality. is rice from haiti?

89. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:13

Thankful that she has no ch... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | February 19, 2005 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura Lee Donoho:

Thankful that she has no children involved in creating the amateur African American History sign
Condi Rice tries to contain her relief.

90. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | February 19, 2005 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:16

>McGeehee... I thought she ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by McGehee | February 19, 2005 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

>McGeehee... I thought she was a big football fan, not baseball.

You could be right. I remembered she once said she'd rather be commissioner of [whichever pro sport] than run for president, and perhaps I remembered the wrong sport.

I'll bet she's glad she isn't commissioner of the NHL right about now...

91. Posted by McGehee | February 19, 2005 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:26

what what what? did the sig... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

what what what? did the sign spell wrong or something???

92. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:27

...the amateur African A... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by McGehee | February 19, 2005 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

...the amateur African American History sign...

The font on the sign is "Papyrus," I believe. I have it installed on my computer, among others.

93. Posted by McGehee | February 19, 2005 2:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:28

is rice from haiti?<... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by McGehee | February 19, 2005 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

is rice from haiti?

Alabama.

94. Posted by McGehee | February 19, 2005 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:29

its the last thing i want t... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

its the last thing i want to hear is librels spelling police correcting people spelling and grammer.

95. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:29

mcge i see, i think rice ha... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

mcge i see, i think rice has the nice cleopatra egytian queen look.

96. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:30

ok i have to say it, i don'... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

ok i have to say it, i don't think she is hot or pretty. i read a lot of people said otherwise.

97. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:32

what do yall sincerely thin... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

what do yall sincerely think?

98. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:32

Archive: President Rice see... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Keely | February 19, 2005 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Keely:

Archive: President Rice seen here at a 2005 speech.

99. Posted by Keely | February 19, 2005 2:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:40

keely hell no, i rather hav... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

keely hell no, i rather have jeb or gary bauer.

100. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:42

"Must... not... laugh... at... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by SilverBubble | February 19, 2005 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SilverBubble:

"Must... not... laugh... at the Democratic Party's ineptitude!"

101. Posted by SilverBubble | February 19, 2005 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 14:46

"Some say it's a big deal t... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by LagunaDave | February 19, 2005 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LagunaDave:

"Some say it's a big deal that I'm the first African-American woman Secretary of State. I say: You ain't seen nothing yet!"

102. Posted by LagunaDave | February 19, 2005 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 15:02

laguna dawg, great lines, d... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

laguna dawg, great lines, does she say that in rap?

103. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 3:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 15:10

If I'd known my picture at ... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by LastLaughWins | February 19, 2005 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LastLaughWins:

If I'd known my picture at the conservative Wizbangblog would elicit this many leftwing trolls exposing themselves as racists, I'd have sent them an autographed photo sooner!

She who has the last laugh, wins!

104. Posted by LastLaughWins | February 19, 2005 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 15:53

Exactly wins, left wing loo... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Travis:

Exactly wins, left wing loosers with inferior complex love to call others racists.

105. Posted by Travis | February 19, 2005 4:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 16:05

When I'm done with Dead he'... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by The WASP | February 19, 2005 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

When I'm done with Dead he'll be lucky if he can get a job on the hotel wait staff.


Don't forget to enter the cartoon contest!

106. Posted by The WASP | February 19, 2005 4:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 16:27

It's true! In America you C... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by tom | February 19, 2005 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom:

It's true! In America you CAN do anything!

107. Posted by tom | February 19, 2005 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 16:50

See, Jesse and Al.... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Pat | February 19, 2005 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

See, Jesse and Al.

If I'd believed your "victim" crap, I'd be a crack-addicted, single mother of five, on welfare.

108. Posted by Pat | February 19, 2005 4:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 16:56

"That should remind us, eac... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Tom Hanna | February 19, 2005 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Hanna:

"That should remind us, each and every one of us, African American, European American, whatever we are, that the important thing that the founders left to us was not a perfect America by any means, but an America that had principles that allowed impatient patriots to appeal to those principles and to tell America to be true to itself."

Sorry, that's just what she actually said.

109. Posted by Tom Hanna | February 19, 2005 11:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 23:24

African American _Present_<... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by blueguitarbob | February 19, 2005 11:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
blueguitarbob:

African American _Present_

110. Posted by blueguitarbob | February 19, 2005 11:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 23:41

Say, Bubba. I think you're ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Fustian | February 20, 2005 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fustian:

Say, Bubba. I think you're on to something here. She IS black.

Shucks, Ah guess I hadn't noticed...

111. Posted by Fustian | February 20, 2005 12:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 20, 2005 00:43

Condi shares a stage with a... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Fustian | February 20, 2005 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fustian:

Condi shares a stage with all of the black Clinton cabinet members.

112. Posted by Fustian | February 20, 2005 12:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 20, 2005 00:51

I am African American Histo... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by jcrue | February 20, 2005 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jcrue:

I am African American History.

113. Posted by jcrue | February 20, 2005 1:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 20, 2005 01:58

"Gee, I'm almost as famous ... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 20, 2005 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Gee, I'm almost as famous a Michael Jordan, and almost as powerful as Tiger Woods. and almost as well liked as Oprah, and ..."

114. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 20, 2005 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 20, 2005 07:33

"You like me, You really li... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 20, 2005 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"You like me, You really like me!"
(obligatory Sally Fields reference)

115. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 20, 2005 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 20, 2005 07:34

"I'm bad"... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 20, 2005 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"I'm bad"

116. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 20, 2005 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 20, 2005 08:24

All your hotel staff are be... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by ClusterChuck | February 20, 2005 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ClusterChuck:

All your hotel staff are belong to me.

117. Posted by ClusterChuck | February 20, 2005 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 20, 2005 12:54

Heh heh heh....I'll have th... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Kaptain Krude | February 20, 2005 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kaptain Krude:

Heh heh heh....I'll have these Democratic b!7ches crying for mercy in no time at all!

118. Posted by Kaptain Krude | February 20, 2005 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 20, 2005 13:17

I don't know about you, but... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Henry | February 21, 2005 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

I don't know about you, but I sure overcame!

119. Posted by Henry | February 21, 2005 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 21, 2005 13:12

"WOW, I didn't know Kerry c... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Smoke Eater | February 22, 2005 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smoke Eater:

"WOW, I didn't know Kerry could get both of his feet and both of Barbara Boxer's feet in his mouth at the same time! Wait, now that he has the feet in, he's shoving his head up Hillary's A**!"

120. Posted by Smoke Eater | February 22, 2005 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 22, 2005 17:07

And if you look hard enough... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by kamesen | February 24, 2005 5:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kamesen:

And if you look hard enough, you can just barely see Bilbo Baggins trying to peek over the top of the podium...

121. Posted by kamesen | February 24, 2005 5:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 24, 2005 05:47

Update: <a... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Kevin | February 25, 2005 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners have been announced. Comments are now closed.

122. Posted by Kevin | February 25, 2005 1:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2005 13:51




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