For you technoids, I kid you not, this is the headline TODAY:
'Trustworthy' Computing Now Gates' FocusSAN JOSE, Calif. - Microsoft Corp. co-founder Bill Gates (news - web sites) is expected to give his perspective Tuesday on computer security and provide an update on the software giant's efforts to make computing more "trustworthy."
No, really, he means it this time.
For those of you who don't get the joke, note the headline and date...
Gates calls for 'trustworthy computing'By Rick Perera
IDG News Service, *01/17/02*Bill Gates is getting serious about security. Microsoft's chairman and chief software architect is calling on the software giant's 49,000 employees worldwide to make 'trustworthy computing' the company's highest priority.
Remember, you heard it at Wizbang first -- well sorta.



Comments (8)
"Apparently Bill Gates thin... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jumbo | February 15, 2005 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Apparently Bill Gates thinks you are stupid."
There is some evidence to that effect: we keep on buying his crap, and he keeps on destroying any possible competition. In order to defend myself from the shockingly shoddy IE security, and to trike a small blow at the predatory monopolisitc practices at MS, I long ago shifted to Mozilla Firefox as a browser. I'm trying to gather the strength to go in full defiance mode and shift to open-source Linux as an os. And then I think I'll paste pictures of Bill inside my toilet...
1. Posted by Jumbo | February 15, 2005 11:14 AM |
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Posted on February 15, 2005 11:14
2. Posted by Mark L | February 15, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Jobs announced last week that 3 PC makers had asked to license OS X because of MS' continued lack of security, spyware, etc.
The timing is awfully interesting, don't you think?
2. Posted by Mark L | February 15, 2005 12:00 PM |
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Posted on February 15, 2005 12:00
3. Posted by Jordan W | February 15, 2005 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
By trustworthy, he means trustworthy for groups like the R.I.A.A. It will still be full of flaws to the end user. You won't, however, be able to play stuff that is "unauthorized".
3. Posted by Jordan W | February 15, 2005 2:13 PM |
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Posted on February 15, 2005 14:13
4. Posted by GeoBandy | February 15, 2005 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Within five minutes of the time "something else" gains any significant market share, that "something else" will also become a target. Windows and IE are targeted because they are so widespread. Once the hackers and scammers start targeting ANY system, it too will suddenly be seen to have HUGE security issues.
4. Posted by GeoBandy | February 15, 2005 3:23 PM |
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Posted on February 15, 2005 15:23
5. Posted by Remy Logan | February 15, 2005 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Macintosh.
(I know you knew that already, but somebody had to say it, so it might as well be me.)
5. Posted by Remy Logan | February 15, 2005 4:30 PM |
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Posted on February 15, 2005 16:30
6. Posted by James | February 15, 2005 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A computer that won't let me run apps on it without buying a "developer permit"? An internet that only allows "approved" content? Scary stuff. But not as scary as this.
I'm not calling it *likely*, but I mean, Jesus. Legislative control of technology is out of freakin' control. Few things have ever made me more ready to cut the EFF a big fat cheque.
6. Posted by James | February 15, 2005 6:55 PM |
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Posted on February 15, 2005 18:55
7. Posted by Ric Locke | February 15, 2005 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Microsoft software is perfectly trustworthy.
You can trust it to defy your wishes, occupy excess space on your drive and in memory, allow outsiders access when you cannot have it, and require you to send money to Redmond. Oh, and to attempt to destroy any non-Microsoft software it may encounter.
Absolutely consistent and reliable.
Regards,
Ric
7. Posted by Ric Locke | February 15, 2005 9:09 PM |
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Posted on February 15, 2005 21:09
8. Posted by James T. Johnson | February 16, 2005 5:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To be honest, the only funny bit about the first article is the headline. The very first sentence of the article conflicts with it by providing an update on the progress, not that they are switching their focus.
The third paragraph continues:
"In the three years since Microsoft launched its initiative to improve the security of its products, the company has changed how its software is written, improved the mechanism for fixing bugs and released some tools for removing virtual pests."
Of course, that is what you were pointing out...right?
8. Posted by James T. Johnson | February 16, 2005 5:08 AM |
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Posted on February 16, 2005 05:08