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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: February 11, 2005 - 1:47 PM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Comedian Al Franken shows some notes to Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe at the National Building Museum, Thursday, Feb. 10, 2005 in Washington. Franken, former President William Jefferson Clinton, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., and other gathered for a tribute to McAuliffe. Franken announced earlier today that he will not run for political office next year. (AP Photo/Haraz Ghanbari)


Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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"So, are these Air America'... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | February 11, 2005 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven J. Kelso Sr.:

"So, are these Air America's ratings?"

1. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | February 11, 2005 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:52

"You weren't good enough; y... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Nathan | February 11, 2005 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nathan:

"You weren't good enough; you weren't smart enough; and, gosh darnit, you never won an election"

2. Posted by Nathan | February 11, 2005 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:52

Your are right Al, it says ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jim | February 11, 2005 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

Your are right Al, it says right here "I am a moron." Wow, who knew.

3. Posted by Jim | February 11, 2005 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:52

Psst, read this script, doe... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Psst, read this script, doesn't it show how good I am? doesn't it, doesn't it?

4. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:53

"Don't fret Terry, I still ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Nathan | February 11, 2005 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nathan:

"Don't fret Terry, I still love ya. You can come run my campaign into the ground in 2008."

5. Posted by Nathan | February 11, 2005 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:53

And you'll forever know tha... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

And you'll forever know that I, Al, am proclaming my love for you today.

6. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:53

Franken: Whoaa Nelly, at th... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Shivas Irons | February 11, 2005 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shivas Irons:

Franken: Whoaa Nelly, at this angle I can see right right out the other side.

7. Posted by Shivas Irons | February 11, 2005 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:54

Al: you look so beautiful i... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Al: you look so beautiful in the spotlight.

8. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:54

Wow - these new hologrammat... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by sortapundit | February 11, 2005 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sortapundit:

Wow - these new hologrammatic memos are so lifelike!

9. Posted by sortapundit | February 11, 2005 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:55

Al's thought bubble.... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Al's thought bubble
. o O (Now that I have him distracted, I can reach over here and...)

10. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:55

Sorry, my needle skipped. C... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Shivas Irons | February 11, 2005 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shivas Irons:

Sorry, my needle skipped. Cheers.

11. Posted by Shivas Irons | February 11, 2005 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:55

Al:Too much lies abo... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Al:
Too much lies about the Liars who tell lies?

12. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:56

Karl Rove insider smiles kn... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Faith+1 | February 11, 2005 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Karl Rove insider smiles knowingly as he lures another unsuspecting Democrat into his continuing web of failure.

13. Posted by Faith+1 | February 11, 2005 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:56

haha @ faith + 1, funny nam... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

haha @ faith + 1, funny name. Thats one of the best south park episodes ever.

continuing...

Al: so I faxed this to CBS from a kinkos...

14. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 1:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:58

Al: "I LOOOVE YOOOOU!"... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Al: "I LOOOVE YOOOOU!"

15. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 1:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 13:58

Al: "I found some more ball... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Al: "I found some more ballots in Washington State"

16. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:00

Pick out who is Frick and w... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by waywack | February 11, 2005 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
waywack:

Pick out who is Frick and who is Frack.

17. Posted by waywack | February 11, 2005 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:01

OK, Terry, my strategy didn... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | February 11, 2005 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen W. Stanton:

OK, Terry, my strategy didn't work out so well for you in 2004... But this time I have someREALLY good advice.

18. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | February 11, 2005 2:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:02

Al: "Terry what are you doi... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Al: "Terry what are you doing wearing that American Flag on your lapel? You should be ashamed."

19. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:02

then we can both stick our ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Tom York | February 11, 2005 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom York:

then we can both stick our snouts in the public trough and feed off the taxpayers

20. Posted by Tom York | February 11, 2005 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:03

text...Keep reading this... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

text...Keep reading this, act like you're professional, that's it, good job. Ok, now turn and smile at the camera and act like you just read the report on Bush's failures.

21. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:03

Al: "No, Terry, you are not... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Michael Kazmac | February 11, 2005 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Kazmac:

Al: "No, Terry, you are not funnier than I am...it's a tie!"

22. Posted by Michael Kazmac | February 11, 2005 2:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:04

Al's thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Al's thought bubble:
. o O (Man I need a tan like him. He's just so sexy! I can't be thinking that, homosexuals are gay!)

23. Posted by Henry | February 11, 2005 2:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:05

"See Terry? It says right h... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by bullwinkle | February 11, 2005 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

"See Terry? It says right here in your contract with George Soros that if you didn't get Kerry into the White House that you have to wash his limo every Saturday for a year. You got off easy, I have to shave his back on Tuesdays and Fridays and I hear that Shrum is cleaning his pool."

24. Posted by bullwinkle | February 11, 2005 2:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:08

please unsubscribe me from ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Tom York | February 11, 2005 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom York:

please unsubscribe me from this thread

25. Posted by Tom York | February 11, 2005 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:12

"Lets see, Martin,Ma... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Rocketman | February 11, 2005 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rocketman:


"Lets see, Martin,Mahoney,McDougal,Meissner.....phew.." Terry McAuliffe searchs the Clinton Death list for his name.

26. Posted by Rocketman | February 11, 2005 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:12

I need your initials here, ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Crerar | February 11, 2005 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crerar:

I need your initials here, here and here and your signature here just below Satan's.

27. Posted by Crerar | February 11, 2005 2:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:15

See...So far its only Power... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Mike Lancaster | February 11, 2005 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Lancaster:

See...So far its only PowerLine and VodkaPundit who think I'd be a silly Senator...we gotta do this Terry!

28. Posted by Mike Lancaster | February 11, 2005 2:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:18

Al Franken watches attentiv... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by andre3000 | February 11, 2005 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

Al Franken watches attentively as Terry McCauliffe enjoys the hand-job Franken is giving him.

29. Posted by andre3000 | February 11, 2005 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:19

Al Franken and Terry McAuli... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Al Franken and Terry McAuliffe discuss the top 10 Democratic Policies for regaining Congress and the White House:

1) Blame Bush
2) Obstruct Congress
3) Fillibuster Judges
4) At every news conference explain how the evil demented Nazi Repuglicans are dividing the country with their negative attacks on us.
5) Demand constitutional amendment to secede Jesusland
6) Devise strategy to convince the stupid, ignorant morons that we know better than them and that's why they should vote for us.
7) French Economic Policy: The right recipe for US.
8) Remember, Americans always vote for the bearers of bad news.
9) Ted Kennedy, 2008
10) Put Robert Byrd in charge of the NAACP

30. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:33

"What do you think this par... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by bullwinkle | February 11, 2005 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

"What do you think this part means 'All your base belong to me', signed Howard Dean"?

31. Posted by bullwinkle | February 11, 2005 2:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:38

Terry: "I see you didn't ga... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by caseyjones | February 11, 2005 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
caseyjones:

Terry: "I see you didn't garner anything higher than a 0.0008 share for Air America."

Al: "Well then again Terry, I am only using your material and expect the ratings to get higher with Dean."

32. Posted by caseyjones | February 11, 2005 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:39

Yes Al, I've seen that memo... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by ridgerunner | February 11, 2005 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ridgerunner:

Yes Al, I've seen that memo..but if I were you I wouldn't try to run with it.

33. Posted by ridgerunner | February 11, 2005 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:42

"Do I cry now or later?"</p... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by jhow66 | February 11, 2005 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jhow66:

"Do I cry now or later?"

34. Posted by jhow66 | February 11, 2005 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:42

Just one kiss on the side o... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 11, 2005 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Just one kiss on the side of the neck and he'll be mine.

35. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 11, 2005 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:44

Dang, I missed the obvious.... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by andre3000 | February 11, 2005 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

Dang, I missed the obvious. Franken is showing Terry stick-figure porn drawings to enhance the hand-job experience.

"Well, Terry, ya see here, this is a stick figure man. And the man has man genitals represented by this here squiggle. Well, the other stick figure is taking the other figure's man genital and..."

Either that or a print-out of DailyKos covering the Jeff Gannon story...

36. Posted by andre3000 | February 11, 2005 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:44

Are these really Bush's TAN... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jack Burton | February 11, 2005 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack Burton:

Are these really Bush's TANG records or is this another fake?

37. Posted by Jack Burton | February 11, 2005 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:44

"How can you sell me your s... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 11, 2005 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"How can you sell me your soul when according to this contract it's clear that you sold it to George Soros already?"

38. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 11, 2005 2:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:47

Al: "...and as you can see ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Al: "...and as you can see with another 20 million listeners I'll over take Rush Limbaugh as the king of Talk Radio"

39. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:48

Al: "It worked for Jesse, i... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Al: "It worked for Jesse, it worked for Arnold. With my name recognition and your campaign skills I know I can be Senator."

40. Posted by Eric | February 11, 2005 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:52

These are nice, Al, but I t... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Tim McNabb | February 11, 2005 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McNabb:

These are nice, Al, but I think there's already a comic strip featuring a fat orange cat, his owner, and a dumb dog.

41. Posted by Tim McNabb | February 11, 2005 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:57

Franken says: " See Terry, ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by JAT | February 11, 2005 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Franken says: " See Terry, my internal numbers are better than yours. I should be DNC chief - not you!"

42. Posted by JAT | February 11, 2005 2:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 14:59

Come on, Terry! It's suppo... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by JOverton | February 11, 2005 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JOverton:

Come on, Terry! It's supposed to read: And here's the Frankin of Radio, not Frankenstein.

43. Posted by JOverton | February 11, 2005 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:02

"I know the original Fra... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 11, 2005 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I know the original Frankenweinie wasn't that good, but with me as the star, and if we get this script into Michael Moore's hands, who knows."

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 11, 2005 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:14

Frankin offers proof that t... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Robert | February 11, 2005 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert:

Frankin offers proof that the suspect election results were produced in Microsoft Word.

45. Posted by Robert | February 11, 2005 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:14

Al: "say something "pithy"... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Matt | February 11, 2005 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Al: "say something "pithy" to boost my ratings"

46. Posted by Matt | February 11, 2005 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:23

See, this document clearly ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by JaySwash | February 11, 2005 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JaySwash:

See, this document clearly shows it IS feasible to have both our heads shoved up each other's ass!

47. Posted by JaySwash | February 11, 2005 3:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:27

AL: "Terry, we used our las... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Mark Tapscott | February 11, 2005 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Tapscott:

AL: "Terry, we used our last radio audience survey to compile this list of dead people you can use in Ohio or Washington or somewhere else you need more votes."

48. Posted by Mark Tapscott | February 11, 2005 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:29

"Uh, Terry? What's that big... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by dooley | February 11, 2005 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dooley:

"Uh, Terry? What's that big word right there spell?"

49. Posted by dooley | February 11, 2005 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:31

"We'll always have Paris"</... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Fingmata | February 11, 2005 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fingmata:

"We'll always have Paris"

50. Posted by Fingmata | February 11, 2005 3:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:33

hey wait a minute - that's ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by trappedinmn | February 11, 2005 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trappedinmn:

hey wait a minute - that's not the real Terry - it's one of those Mission Impossible masks - and I'll bet it's Karl Rove underneath..........

51. Posted by trappedinmn | February 11, 2005 3:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:38

Come here and kiss me.. The... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Brian | February 11, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

Come here and kiss me.. Then you can be senator

52. Posted by Brian | February 11, 2005 3:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:40

"You complete me."... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Tio Jaime, Chief Defender of the Faith | February 11, 2005 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tio Jaime, Chief Defender of the Faith:

"You complete me."

53. Posted by Tio Jaime, Chief Defender of the Faith | February 11, 2005 3:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:50

Now Terry: hold the vision ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Jack in TX | February 11, 2005 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

Now Terry: hold the vision of the happy, blue place in your mind while I read you the plan for "Franken 2008"..

54. Posted by Jack in TX | February 11, 2005 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:53

AP Newswire: Al Franken (D-... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | February 11, 2005 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

AP Newswire: Al Franken (D-Moonbat) and Terry McAuliffe (D-outgoing DNC Charman), reviewing confirmed voter rolls for '06 elections, agree that there are actually three Democratic voters remaining, including themselves.

55. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | February 11, 2005 3:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:55

Hmmmmm... Al, I'm trying to... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Jack in TX | February 11, 2005 3:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

Hmmmmm... Al, I'm trying to listen, but your hand is so warm..

56. Posted by Jack in TX | February 11, 2005 3:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 15:56

"Well, Al, the 'Franken for... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Pete Holiday | February 11, 2005 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pete Holiday:

"Well, Al, the 'Franken for Senate' report is in from our polling firm. Looks like you'd get about 50-52..."

"...percent? Great, let's do...'

"...No, votes."

57. Posted by Pete Holiday | February 11, 2005 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:02

Al: OK...I admit it... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Rob | February 11, 2005 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob:


Al: OK...I admit it. I was the one that cut the cheese........

58. Posted by Rob | February 11, 2005 4:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:22

Can you believe those Repub... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Ol' BC | February 11, 2005 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ol' BC:

Can you believe those Republicans actually want to let poor people own something?

59. Posted by Ol' BC | February 11, 2005 4:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:27

Terry, you're not Tom Davis... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by OneDrummer | February 11, 2005 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Terry, you're not Tom Davis, but why don't we go put on those gorilla outfits one more time?

60. Posted by OneDrummer | February 11, 2005 4:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:30

"Al, I don't care how many ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by McGehee | February 11, 2005 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Al, I don't care how many DNA test results you show me. You and I are not brothers, and there s no way I'm going to let you live on the couch in my basement until Air America starts showing a profit. I don't know how many times I'm going to have to tell you that."

"But, Terry!"

"Hey, what does it say on the top of this page, anyway? 'Kinko's'? 'Abilene, TX'...?"

61. Posted by McGehee | February 11, 2005 4:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:34

And you want to be m... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by OneDrummer | February 11, 2005 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

And you want to be my latex salesman???

62. Posted by OneDrummer | February 11, 2005 4:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:40

Terry: So you've covered 50... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by RR | February 11, 2005 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RR:

Terry: So you've covered 50 sheets of paper with the word "liar"? Interesting, well gotta go.

63. Posted by RR | February 11, 2005 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:43

You're right, Al. This Ward... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by OneDrummer | February 11, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

You're right, Al. This Ward Churchill fella is just what we need right now. Let's get him to meet with Dean immediately....

64. Posted by OneDrummer | February 11, 2005 4:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:47

"The idea of a mixed-party ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 11, 2005 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"The idea of a mixed-party comedy ticket is tempting, Al, and I don't see any problems whatsoever with you running with Ben Stein as your Vice Presidential pick."

65. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 11, 2005 4:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:55

"Terry, this does not mean ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Sanpedrojoe | February 11, 2005 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sanpedrojoe:

"Terry, this does not mean we will be taking long, warm showers together, does it?"

66. Posted by Sanpedrojoe | February 11, 2005 4:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:58

The "superscript" in the up... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Plebe | February 11, 2005 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Plebe:

The "superscript" in the upper right? They won't notice...trust me.

67. Posted by Plebe | February 11, 2005 4:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 16:59

"Come on, McAuliffe, take a... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Sanpedrojoe | February 11, 2005 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sanpedrojoe:

"Come on, McAuliffe, take a chance. You've got the venture capital. We can always boradcast from that abandoned oil platform in the North Sea."

68. Posted by Sanpedrojoe | February 11, 2005 5:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:01

Savor, for a moment, the sw... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Brian J. | February 11, 2005 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian J.:

Savor, for a moment, the sweetest part of an Air America advertising contract: The logo is made of LSD.

69. Posted by Brian J. | February 11, 2005 5:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:04

"Look, Terry - right there.... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by mojo | February 11, 2005 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

"Look, Terry - right there. I've got a signed contract, goddammit! You have to let me give you a slobbery, on-air blowjob!"

70. Posted by mojo | February 11, 2005 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:07

How do you explain this, Al... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Geo | February 11, 2005 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geo:

How do you explain this, Al? I send you up to Canada for a CBC interview and now they want Fox!

71. Posted by Geo | February 11, 2005 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:07

Disgusted, you bet I'd disg... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by TheEnigma | February 11, 2005 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TheEnigma:

Disgusted, you bet I'd disgusted, Al. I found you the right typewriter. But look, right here. The date on these documents is suppose to be 1971 and you've typed 2005. You want Dan to be caught again?

72. Posted by TheEnigma | February 11, 2005 5:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:20

Al Franken and Terry McAuli... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Phil Smith | February 11, 2005 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phil Smith:

Al Franken and Terry McAuliffe resignedly peruse the results of the in-depth academic study spanning three decades that proves, once and for all, that Tom Davis was the funny one.

73. Posted by Phil Smith | February 11, 2005 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:24

"So I've been looking at th... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jeff Shaw | February 11, 2005 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Shaw:

"So I've been looking at these upside down? Al, that means we actually lost in "02 and '04!"

74. Posted by Jeff Shaw | February 11, 2005 5:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:37

"These are just a few of th... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Rick13 | February 11, 2005 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"These are just a few of the thousands of reasons I think that we were meant to be together".

75. Posted by Rick13 | February 11, 2005 5:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:37

So thats what Hillary looks... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Allium | February 11, 2005 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

So thats what Hillary looks like nude.

76. Posted by Allium | February 11, 2005 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:39

No, shit head; you're Tinke... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Neal | February 11, 2005 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Neal:

No, shit head; you're Tinker Bell and I'm Peter Pan.

77. Posted by Neal | February 11, 2005 5:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:43

this is the part I look lon... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by callejo | February 11, 2005 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
callejo:

this is the part I look longingling in your eyes and say "You my man!"

78. Posted by callejo | February 11, 2005 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:44

T: Kerry was right. Look a... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Radio | February 11, 2005 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Radio:

T: Kerry was right. Look at this Form 180 Printout. He ran guns to the Khmer Rouge. He took a Message to Garcia. He took the 'A' Train. While on secret, extended duty as an OTTER, he saved a hamster. Gave Ho Chi Minh a manicure. He's a modern day Forrest Gump, with a dash of Sybil for gravitas.

A: Life is like a bottle of ketchup. You never know when it will drop out in a splot and stain your lucky hat.

or

T: I like the concept Al. We rename it Air Native America and get Ward Churchill a show. He'll make you sound more centrist. The casinos have lots of cash to help prop us up. And with the new costumes, we'll finally have some fringe benefits.

79. Posted by Radio | February 11, 2005 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:44

"Hmmm . .. yeah, I think '... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by mairepat | February 11, 2005 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mairepat:

"Hmmm . .. yeah, I think 'Air America side-kick bitch' has a nice ring to it. When can I start?"

80. Posted by mairepat | February 11, 2005 5:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:50

"Yeah, it's a funny bit, b... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Thomas Hazlewood | February 11, 2005 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thomas Hazlewood:

"Yeah, it's a funny bit, but, I still think Charmin is softer"

81. Posted by Thomas Hazlewood | February 11, 2005 5:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 17:57

"Kiss me, you fool!"... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by ClusterChuck | February 11, 2005 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ClusterChuck:

"Kiss me, you fool!"

82. Posted by ClusterChuck | February 11, 2005 6:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 18:10

T: Al, I didn't even know ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Radio | February 11, 2005 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Radio:

T: Al, I didn't even know I had a place in Seattle, let alone 600 roommates on the lease. Hope they all remembered to vote.

A: Not to mention your places in St. Louis, Milwaukee and Knoxville. You got more residents than Rhode Island!

83. Posted by Radio | February 11, 2005 6:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 18:19

alf: what a work is man...<... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by cjm | February 11, 2005 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cjm:

alf: what a work is man...

tmc: what does a sailor have to do to get a drink around here ?!

84. Posted by cjm | February 11, 2005 6:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 18:28

TM: You what really sucks, ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 11, 2005 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

TM: You what really sucks, Al? I'm getting the sack for my performance, but according to this latest Arbitron report I was still doing better than Air America.
AF: F*ck off, Terry.

85. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 11, 2005 6:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 18:33

"Terry, you just need to ke... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Teflon93 | February 11, 2005 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"Terry, you just need to keep telling yourself, 'I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh darn it, people like me."

86. Posted by Teflon93 | February 11, 2005 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 18:51

Wow! Hillary has much nicer... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Lokki | February 11, 2005 6:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lokki:

Wow! Hillary has much nicer tits than I thought!

87. Posted by Lokki | February 11, 2005 6:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 18:56

"Let's call Nancy Pelosi an... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Ingress | February 11, 2005 7:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ingress:

"Let's call Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton and make a night of it."

88. Posted by Ingress | February 11, 2005 7:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 19:06

Al: "So what do I do with t... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by jshields | February 11, 2005 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jshields:

Al: "So what do I do with these "Kerry clobbers Bush jokes?"

89. Posted by jshields | February 11, 2005 7:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 19:07

"Did I tell you Terry? Cond... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Hodink | February 11, 2005 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Did I tell you Terry? Condi Rice and I are engaged."

90. Posted by Hodink | February 11, 2005 7:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 19:09

Whaddya mean, I look like S... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Sanpedrojoe | February 11, 2005 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sanpedrojoe:

Whaddya mean, I look like Sarah Bernhart. I am Sarah Burnhart!

91. Posted by Sanpedrojoe | February 11, 2005 8:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 20:17

Those bastards killed Kenny... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by OneDrummer | February 11, 2005 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Those bastards killed Kenny! Er, I mean Eason...

92. Posted by OneDrummer | February 11, 2005 8:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 20:48

Al: We can reduce ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Rick | February 11, 2005 8:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick:

Al:

We can reduce Republican congressional seats significantly by putting in force the blacks counting as only 3/5ths of a person towards population.

93. Posted by Rick | February 11, 2005 8:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 20:54

Hey! You're right Al, our ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Marty | February 11, 2005 9:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

Hey! You're right Al, our last presidential plan to win back the White House IS softer and more absorbant than Charmin.

94. Posted by Marty | February 11, 2005 9:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 21:14

Just a little lower Al...ye... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by bill | February 11, 2005 9:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bill:

Just a little lower Al...yes that's it....aaaahhhh

95. Posted by bill | February 11, 2005 9:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 21:26

"Listen, Terry. Bottom line... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by sukr | February 11, 2005 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sukr:

"Listen, Terry. Bottom line. We could really use some help filling some time slots over there, and I'm willing to do anything to make that happen. Catch my drift? Anything. Come on Terry, stop fussing with that and let me see your eyes......"

96. Posted by sukr | February 11, 2005 9:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 21:33

"And tho, I wath thinking, ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by RickJames | February 11, 2005 9:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RickJames:

"And tho, I wath thinking, maybe at thith point, a promothional pair of thun glassthes to the firthst caller each hour.....Might bring thum ratingths. I dunno."

97. Posted by RickJames | February 11, 2005 9:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 21:40

"Butter......Parkaaay..Butt... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by sukr | February 11, 2005 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sukr:

"Butter......Parkaaay..Butter......Parkaaay..Butter......Parkaay..But-"
"Will you PLEASE stop so I can read this?! Jeeze! I'm on in like, 5 minutes.You never know when to quit, do you?"
"Parkaaay"

98. Posted by sukr | February 11, 2005 10:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 22:05

"Faster..., now slower....,... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by jcrue | February 11, 2005 10:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jcrue:

"Faster..., now slower...., a little less grip there buddy, I'm not Lorne Michaels and this skit isn't very funny...."

99. Posted by jcrue | February 11, 2005 10:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 22:25

"Look, Terry, 'pink slip' i... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Jumbo | February 11, 2005 10:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

"Look, Terry, 'pink slip' is just a figure of speech. They can fire you with regular white stationery and there's nothing the ACLU can do about it."

100. Posted by Jumbo | February 11, 2005 10:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 22:38

No, "You guys can just my a... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Jumbo | February 11, 2005 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

No, "You guys can just my ass", is not a good idea as a farewell speech to the DNC.

101. Posted by Jumbo | February 11, 2005 10:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 22:40

"Darling I know it hurts. T... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Jumbo | February 11, 2005 10:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

"Darling I know it hurts. They're blaming the election all on you, just because they're jealous. Don't you see? Now, dry those tears, and give me that smile. C'mon. That's my baby. We'll play Uncle Ho and the Peace Marcher tonight, okay?"

102. Posted by Jumbo | February 11, 2005 10:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 22:49

So they told you to take a ... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Gmac | February 11, 2005 11:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

So they told you to take a hike too...

103. Posted by Gmac | February 11, 2005 11:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 11, 2005 23:58

McCauliffe thought balloon ... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Mike | February 12, 2005 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

McCauliffe thought balloon ...

"Yeah, right ... I risked my ass to skim $17 million off Global Crossing, and now this prick wants me to invest in 'Air America?"

104. Posted by Mike | February 12, 2005 12:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 00:04

When informed of the social... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by McCain | February 12, 2005 2:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

When informed of the social security crisis, Democrats continued to read My Pet Goat.

105. Posted by McCain | February 12, 2005 2:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 02:20

Franken:...1982? ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Jufray | February 12, 2005 3:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jufray:

Franken:
...1982? Oshkosh? Yea... and Davis said WE did WHAT to Jane Curtain? (f'n@*&%#!) Can I make those records disappear?
Metrosexual:
...even Kerry wouldn't be able...
Franken:
...to hide that. Can I buy some purple hearts?
Metrosexual:
...sorry Radioboy... no public office for you.

106. Posted by Jufray | February 12, 2005 3:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 03:31

Oh Al, you minx! My mind s... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Pat Reilly | February 12, 2005 5:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat Reilly:

Oh Al, you minx! My mind says no, but by body says yes!

107. Posted by Pat Reilly | February 12, 2005 5:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 05:13

Wax figures for the America... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by HeyMike | February 12, 2005 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HeyMike:

Wax figures for the American has-been Museum are loaded for opening ceramonies this weekend in Boston.

108. Posted by HeyMike | February 12, 2005 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 09:01

Terry: "So what exactly doe... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 12, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Terry: "So what exactly does this mean, Al"
Al: "I have absolutely no idea."
Terry, "Hmm, that's what I thought."

109. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 12, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 09:21

"I can win 'American Idol,'... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by McGehee | February 12, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"I can win 'American Idol,' Terry, but only if we can secretly replace Simon with you. Are you in?"

"Come a little closer and I could be."

110. Posted by McGehee | February 12, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 11:21

"Al, Chicken Little's The-S... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 12, 2005 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"Al, Chicken Little's The-Sky-Is-Falling on Social Security has been usurped by the president. We need a new drama tactic."

111. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 12, 2005 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 11:36

"Terry, you'll have to do b... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Cowboy Blob | February 12, 2005 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

"Terry, you'll have to do better...Lorne Michaels is a very demanding producer."

"I dunno, Al...Dean laughed at it!"

112. Posted by Cowboy Blob | February 12, 2005 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 14:33

Al: Hey dickwad, these are... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by dittybopper | February 12, 2005 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dittybopper:

Al: Hey dickwad, these are my monthly statements from Global Crossing...

Terry: Relax Al, you got social security.

113. Posted by dittybopper | February 12, 2005 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 15:06

Al: "Terry I need your help... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 12, 2005 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Al: "Terry I need your help, I'm down to the last clue on this crossword, What's a six letter word for . . ."
Terry: "Asshat"
Al: "How did you know you didn't even look yet."
Terry: "Wizbang sent this over earlier, they're all clues deriding liberals."
(some suck up captions can also be funny, however, probably not this one)

114. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 12, 2005 3:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 15:34

Rodney - Aren't you glad I ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by OneDrummer | February 12, 2005 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Rodney - Aren't you glad I inspired that new 'suck-up' category?

115. Posted by OneDrummer | February 12, 2005 4:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 16:55

Al: Terry, you can do USO s... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by OneDrummer | February 12, 2005 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Al: Terry, you can do USO shows with me, it's great. And it shows how patriotic I am, even though I hate those frickin' babykillers.... now if we can just put this little dance number together.

116. Posted by OneDrummer | February 12, 2005 4:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 16:56

Terry pinches one off, whil... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Fustian | February 12, 2005 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fustian:

Terry pinches one off, while Al enjoys the fumes.

117. Posted by Fustian | February 12, 2005 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 18:42

These are something ... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by jack rudd | February 12, 2005 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack rudd:


These are something called "blogrolls". They make a perfect enemies list. Kill them all, and our MSM flunkies will be back in the saddle.


118. Posted by jack rudd | February 12, 2005 6:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 18:49

Terry? Is it supposed to b... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Rob@L&R | February 12, 2005 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob@L&R:

Terry? Is it supposed to be this soft?

119. Posted by Rob@L&R | February 12, 2005 7:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 12, 2005 19:28

Al: Hey Terry, has anyone e... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by spacemonkey | February 13, 2005 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Al: Hey Terry, has anyone ever told you that you look like the bad guy on that movie Ghost? Sam's friend from the bank? You know, the one who paid the Puerto Rican to pick Sam's pocket? The one who got killed in the end when the broken window fell on him? And got dragged kicking and screaming to Hell by the shadowy demons?

Terry: Al, you had me at 'Hey Terry'

120. Posted by spacemonkey | February 13, 2005 12:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 13, 2005 00:22

Forget it Terry. I'm not g... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Geoff Matthews | February 13, 2005 1:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geoff Matthews:

Forget it Terry. I'm not going to kiss you.

121. Posted by Geoff Matthews | February 13, 2005 1:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 13, 2005 01:41

"Rip my face off, Al. Go a... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by -S- | February 13, 2005 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

"Rip my face off, Al. Go ahead, rip my face off. Just rip it off. Go ahead, Al, rip it off. I'm still waiting, Al. You haven't ripped it off yet. So, go ahead, rip my face off. Rip it off, Al..."

(Reference: McAuliffe and his "Republicans ripped our face off..." comments.)

122. Posted by -S- | February 13, 2005 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 13, 2005 07:29

"...Like Stupider to Stu... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by -S- | February 13, 2005 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

"...Like Stupider to Stupid."

123. Posted by -S- | February 13, 2005 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 13, 2005 07:33

"No Ray, it was you.... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Deaner59 | February 13, 2005 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deaner59:

"No Ray, it was you."

124. Posted by Deaner59 | February 13, 2005 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 13, 2005 12:22

Frankin " What's that on yo... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by The WASP | February 13, 2005 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Frankin " What's that on your lapel Terry?"

Terry " An Amercan flag pin, Al"

Frankin " An American Flag pin on your democratic uniform Terry????"

HOME of the Cartoon Contest!

125. Posted by The WASP | February 13, 2005 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 13, 2005 13:16

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Kevin | February 14, 2005 1:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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