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Comments (118)
Is that a hanging ch... (Below threshold)1. Posted by The Zero Boss | January 28, 2005 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that a hanging chad or a dimpled chad...?
1. Posted by The Zero Boss | January 28, 2005 2:55 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 14:55
2. Posted by Doug | January 28, 2005 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think I just voted for Pat Buchanan !
2. Posted by Doug | January 28, 2005 2:59 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 14:59
3. Posted by Crerar | January 28, 2005 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Iraqi's are already complaining of election fraud and confusing ballots as many claimed they had accidently selected Ralph Nader for Prime Minister.
3. Posted by Crerar | January 28, 2005 3:01 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:01
4. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bingo!
4. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 3:02 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:02
5. Posted by RightWingDuck | January 28, 2005 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Butterfly Ballot, Part II
5. Posted by RightWingDuck | January 28, 2005 3:07 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:07
6. Posted by RightWingDuck | January 28, 2005 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pssst.
What does a yellow light mean?
6. Posted by RightWingDuck | January 28, 2005 3:08 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:08
7. Posted by D. Carter | January 28, 2005 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al-Zarqawi's nightmare.
7. Posted by D. Carter | January 28, 2005 3:13 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:13
8. Posted by Brian | January 28, 2005 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well Mr. Ahmad, everything seems to be in place for this year's election AND for your new home mortgage"
8. Posted by Brian | January 28, 2005 3:13 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:13
9. Posted by Steve | January 28, 2005 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do you mean that ONLY dead people can vote in the state of Washington now?!
9. Posted by Steve | January 28, 2005 3:16 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:16
10. Posted by triticale | January 28, 2005 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll have the ginger beef, the moo shu pork, and, let's see, mmm, cashew chicken..."
10. Posted by triticale | January 28, 2005 3:16 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:16
11. Posted by Allium | January 28, 2005 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm - I don't see Kerry/Edwards anywhere here.
11. Posted by Allium | January 28, 2005 3:18 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:18
12. Posted by Tom H | January 28, 2005 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Give me a minute...I know this... it's a country in Africa?
12. Posted by Tom H | January 28, 2005 3:20 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:20
13. Posted by Alex Nunez | January 28, 2005 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, how come these all say "Christine Gregoire"?
13. Posted by Alex Nunez | January 28, 2005 3:21 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:21
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2005 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IRAQI ELECTIONS
"No sir, don't worry about it, you may disregard the part of the ballot where the word, OHIO, has been scratched out."
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2005 3:21 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:21
15. Posted by JAT | January 28, 2005 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How do you spell Kerry/Edwards in Arabic?
15. Posted by JAT | January 28, 2005 3:22 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:22
16. Posted by the wolf | January 28, 2005 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're right, this is slightly more complicated than "Saddam YES/NO"
16. Posted by the wolf | January 28, 2005 3:31 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:31
17. Posted by Big Bang Hunter | January 28, 2005 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Well of course Mohammud... Hell we can take almost anything for ID....Do you have a Takrit Blockbuster card....that would work....
17. Posted by Big Bang Hunter | January 28, 2005 3:31 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:31
18. Posted by Brian | January 28, 2005 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(AP) US relations with the Iraqi people took a turn for the worse after the rollout of the new Iraqi 1040EZ Tax Return.
18. Posted by Brian | January 28, 2005 3:34 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:34
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP BREAKING: In one of its most brazen visible efforts to step up hostilities, Hamas has instituted a process for new suicide bomber recruits to meticulously specify the physical traits of each of the promised 72 virgins.
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2005 3:40 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:40
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2005 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmm, ... lamb Shwarma ... lamb kabob ... lamb ... you got anything on the menu without lamb?"
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2005 3:42 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 15:42
21. Posted by CedarFever | January 28, 2005 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hi Satar! I'm Dr. Neil Clark Warren and this is your eDemocracy profile questionnaire.
21. Posted by CedarFever | January 28, 2005 4:01 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:01
22. Posted by Timmer | January 28, 2005 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who designed this, Playskool, JumpStart? WTF! We're Iraqis not preschoolers....
Putz!
22. Posted by Timmer | January 28, 2005 4:13 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:13
23. Posted by King of Fools | January 28, 2005 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hamid...Hassan...Jaafari...Hey - no Hussein. This is soooo much more difficult than last election."
23. Posted by King of Fools | January 28, 2005 4:13 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:13
24. Posted by JimK | January 28, 2005 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I get to choose? And you're not going to cut off my hand or rape my mother in front of me for picking the wrong guy? Wow. So what is that Michael Moore guy complaining about then?"
24. Posted by JimK | January 28, 2005 4:23 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:23
25. Posted by Tony | January 28, 2005 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do you mean I can't vote provisionally Mr. Blackwell? The paper is not the right weight? For the love of Allah, don't make me go to Baghdad to vote.
25. Posted by Tony | January 28, 2005 4:24 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:24
26. Posted by jmaster | January 28, 2005 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Iraqi citizen Ahmed Albini scans the list of presidential candidates as he prepares to vote in Iraq’s first democratic election:
“…..Mohammed Obana, Mohammed Oputu, Muhammed Partuki, Pat Paulsen, Mohammed Pumani, Mohammed Quazari…..”
26. Posted by jmaster | January 28, 2005 4:26 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:26
27. Posted by DBub | January 28, 2005 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted by: Rodney Dill
"Hmmm, ... lamb Shwarma ... lamb kabob ... lamb ... you got anything on the menu without lamb?"
oh my that is funny
27. Posted by DBub | January 28, 2005 4:29 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:29
28. Posted by hobgoblin | January 28, 2005 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Theresa LePore strikes again!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
28. Posted by hobgoblin | January 28, 2005 4:29 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:29
29. Posted by jrp | January 28, 2005 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll have two #172s, one order of #295. Does that come with eggrolls?"
29. Posted by jrp | January 28, 2005 4:30 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:30
30. Posted by DBub | January 28, 2005 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sorry sir there is no listing for Brittney Spears, do you have a second choice?
30. Posted by DBub | January 28, 2005 4:31 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:31
31. Posted by JRP | January 28, 2005 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't mind voting," says one new democratic activist in Baghdad, "but would you get this damn cameraman off my back?"
31. Posted by JRP | January 28, 2005 4:31 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:31
32. Posted by Scott S | January 28, 2005 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How the heck do I choose between 137 Muhammads and 68 Amirs?
32. Posted by Scott S | January 28, 2005 4:33 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:33
33. Posted by stoj | January 28, 2005 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I cannot believe this.. this is a dream come true. Are you really trying to tell me that I get FOUR HBO's?"
33. Posted by stoj | January 28, 2005 4:34 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:34
34. Posted by Baron | January 28, 2005 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Confused with the local track's race forms, Ahmed asks the poll worker how to place a trifecta box with Allawi, Al Swahiri, and Mohammed.
34. Posted by Baron | January 28, 2005 4:35 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:35
35. Posted by Rick13 | January 28, 2005 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why Oh Why O did I ever leave Ohio?
RE: Pssst.
What does a yellow light mean?
Posted by: RightWingDuck.
"Slow Down"!
35. Posted by Rick13 | January 28, 2005 4:43 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:43
36. Posted by slim | January 28, 2005 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Concerns over election fraud moved Friday from Ohio, Oregon and St. Louis to precincts in Bagdhad. Election official Mohammad Saddam (seated next to election official Saddam Mohammad) reviews thousands of voter registrations which all appear to be from a single person: Mohammad bin Saddam ... who lives in Saddam City on Mohammad Street.
36. Posted by slim | January 28, 2005 4:45 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:45
37. Posted by Chad Evans | January 28, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, these are the first two pages of the candidates running for President. Where are the other 27?
37. Posted by Chad Evans | January 28, 2005 4:47 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:47
38. Posted by cowboy blob | January 28, 2005 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WTF? All these choices and you want a freakin' WRITE-IN? Everybody in the freakin' country is on this ballot!
38. Posted by cowboy blob | January 28, 2005 4:48 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:48
39. Posted by Cousin Dave | January 28, 2005 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll take Blue Nose to show in the fifth. Now, about the trifecta...
39. Posted by Cousin Dave | January 28, 2005 4:49 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:49
40. Posted by Qur'an Pundit | January 28, 2005 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, how many time do I get to vote in Milwaukee?
40. Posted by Qur'an Pundit | January 28, 2005 4:52 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:52
41. Posted by RodgerH | January 28, 2005 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, let get this straight, #1 is for Bucannan and #2 is for Gore and #3 is Kerry?
41. Posted by RodgerH | January 28, 2005 4:52 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:52
42. Posted by Rick13 | January 28, 2005 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sorry Sen. Kennedy, I don't see anyplace where we could "Write you in"!
42. Posted by Rick13 | January 28, 2005 4:53 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 16:53
43. Posted by Peg K | January 28, 2005 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geesh! And I thought the SAT's were tough!
43. Posted by Peg K | January 28, 2005 5:04 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:04
44. Posted by Rob@L&R | January 28, 2005 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know this guy, and this guy, and this guy... don't know this guy, don't know him, do know him, know him, this guy beat me up for lunch money at school, he's not getting my vote! Don't know him, don't know him, know him...."
44. Posted by Rob@L&R | January 28, 2005 5:04 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:04
45. Posted by trappedinmn | January 28, 2005 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
vote? I thought I was taking the SATs...............
45. Posted by trappedinmn | January 28, 2005 5:05 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:05
46. Posted by Pigilito | January 28, 2005 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*sigh* I miss the days of either Saddam-yes or Saddam- a thousand times yes.
46. Posted by Pigilito | January 28, 2005 5:07 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:07
47. Posted by McTrip | January 28, 2005 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sorry Mr Kerry, your application for a purple heart is denied : you were never in Baghdad over Christmas......."
47. Posted by McTrip | January 28, 2005 5:10 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:10
48. Posted by Al | January 28, 2005 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"An Iraqi proves that Americans _are_ stupid by holding a better election that what passed for an election in Washington State." -- BBC.
48. Posted by Al | January 28, 2005 5:28 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:28
49. Posted by shark | January 28, 2005 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're right Sen Kennedy! Voting is a losing cause. I'm going to run out and plant an IED on the highway right now!
49. Posted by shark | January 28, 2005 5:33 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:33
50. Posted by McCain | January 28, 2005 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although well-intentioned, it was soon obvoius that Baghdad's "ballot buddy" program was not working. After six hours and three fistfights, Shia Muhammad Hassan, and Sunni Hassan Muhammad, still could not agree on their vote.
50. Posted by McCain | January 28, 2005 5:47 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:47
51. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | January 28, 2005 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir, you only get to vote ONCE. What kind of ass-backwards third-world electoral system do you think we're running here?
51. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | January 28, 2005 5:53 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:53
52. Posted by [GARAGE_DEFEAT] | January 28, 2005 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
flight schools accused of racial profiling after 9/11 Comission report surfaces
"As you can see Mr. Andwafhar, The Pantone Skintone chart lists you as a 731C. Two shades lighter and you would have been a shoe-in..."
52. Posted by [GARAGE_DEFEAT] | January 28, 2005 5:53 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:53
53. Posted by BorgQueen | January 28, 2005 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you take the #8 bus to Mosul and run like hell, you'll just make the #33 camel to Tikrit.....hop a mule, head for the border, and you'll be in Iran by Tuesday.
53. Posted by BorgQueen | January 28, 2005 5:55 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:55
54. Posted by Bryan | January 28, 2005 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Great! And now we can go on and select the interior color and fabric choices. Now with your Sport package..."
54. Posted by Bryan | January 28, 2005 5:56 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 17:56
55. Posted by jmaster | January 28, 2005 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You mark it here if you want to vote for, uh, how do you say this "powwoynw", er, ah, "powwoynw", mmm..."
"Oops! I had it upside down!"
55. Posted by jmaster | January 28, 2005 6:03 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 18:03
56. Posted by Brian | January 28, 2005 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll vote for whoever I want, GOSH"
56. Posted by Brian | January 28, 2005 6:14 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 18:14
57. Posted by OneDrummer | January 28, 2005 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An Iraqi expatriate citizen votes by provisional ballot in King County, Washington today, proving he really is indeed dead.
57. Posted by OneDrummer | January 28, 2005 6:14 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 18:14
58. Posted by player of blues | January 28, 2005 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Im sorry Mr. Aju-Bin-Hajimaliradbasqat, but everyone in THIS column has already been assasinated.
58. Posted by player of blues | January 28, 2005 6:15 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 18:15
59. Posted by igna | January 28, 2005 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Karaoke creator reveals THE big secret
59. Posted by igna | January 28, 2005 6:51 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 18:51
60. Posted by BlogDog | January 28, 2005 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, as a matter of fact I am pro-choice.
60. Posted by BlogDog | January 28, 2005 6:55 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 18:55
61. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...OK Alex,I'll take Florida Elections for $200...
61. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 6:55 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 18:55
62. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 6:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...Now if I pick this one do you think I'll get it in the end? Will I finally get everything I've got coming to me?
62. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 6:59 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 18:59
63. Posted by HeyMike | January 28, 2005 7:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But Mr. McMahon, are you sure my name is not on the list of winners? Please check again, Hassan, Mohamed Hassan...
63. Posted by HeyMike | January 28, 2005 7:06 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:06
64. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...Now when you say that we'll be voting in
the "Sky Boxes",what does that mean exactly?
64. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 7:08 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:08
65. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...I see that "Jesus Kid" has been scratched,but that doesn't mean that I can't vote for "Bomb Boy 500"!
65. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 7:14 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:14
66. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And for my final choice,put me down for the Eagles and 10 points...
66. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 28, 2005 7:16 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:16
67. Posted by Mantis | January 28, 2005 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The most important issue to you this election is:
A) Infrastructure
B) Security
C) House destroyed
D) Moral Values
67. Posted by Mantis | January 28, 2005 7:20 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:20
68. Posted by golfer | January 28, 2005 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now Mr. Abdulah, if you vote democrat here, that is all you will need to enter the United States.
68. Posted by golfer | January 28, 2005 7:20 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:20
69. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's Arabic for Butterfly Ballot?
69. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:24 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:24
70. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite Al-Zarqawi's best efforts the Iraqis take a lesson from Washington State and also let dead people vote.
70. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:25 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:25
71. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lotto mania strikes Iraq.
71. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:26 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:26
72. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is so complicated... I know C, C, C, C,..."
72. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:28 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:28
73. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"HMMMM??? A nine letter word for a form of government, starting with a 'D'. Damn this New York Times crossword puzzle."
73. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:33 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:33
74. Posted by Teflon93 | January 28, 2005 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm sorry, Senator Kennedy, but there is no ballot referendum on ejecting Americans or drowning secretaries...."
74. Posted by Teflon93 | January 28, 2005 7:37 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:37
75. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An observer from Washington State visits Baghdad to learn how to perform an election.
75. Posted by Eric | January 28, 2005 7:40 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:40
76. Posted by Beth | January 28, 2005 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
امدح اللّه ! This is so much simpler than that Caleeforneea recall ballot!
76. Posted by Beth | January 28, 2005 7:42 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:42
77. Posted by RR | January 28, 2005 7:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This was so much easier when my choices were "Saddam" or "kill my family"
77. Posted by RR | January 28, 2005 7:56 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:56
78. Posted by Superhawk | January 28, 2005 7:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Do you realize how many Mohammed's there are on this list?"
78. Posted by Superhawk | January 28, 2005 7:56 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:56
79. Posted by OneDrummer | January 28, 2005 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Exit polling at the Tikrit Spider Hole Club showed an early projected winner... Hussein.
79. Posted by OneDrummer | January 28, 2005 7:58 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 19:58
80. Posted by OneDrummer | January 28, 2005 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Freddy 'Abdullah' Mitchell thanks his hands for allowing himself to cast a ballot in the Iraqi elections today....
Note: for reference, see Eagles post-game interviews.... :)
80. Posted by OneDrummer | January 28, 2005 8:01 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 20:01
81. Posted by Drew | January 28, 2005 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, Mr. Hassid, you can vote for any candidate you choose.
But will they really save you money on your car insurance?
81. Posted by Drew | January 28, 2005 8:35 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 20:35
82. Posted by R. DEHAVEN | January 28, 2005 8:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? R. DEHAVEN - grandcherokee1@msn.com
82. Posted by R. DEHAVEN | January 28, 2005 8:54 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 20:54
83. Posted by McGehee | January 28, 2005 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I never thought we could ever achieve an election without Viagra!"
83. Posted by McGehee | January 28, 2005 9:05 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 21:05
84. Posted by Joe R. the Unabrewer | January 28, 2005 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, voting is da bomb...wait, no, no, I didn't say "bomb," you must have misunderstood me!
84. Posted by Joe R. the Unabrewer | January 28, 2005 9:39 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 21:39
85. Posted by m | January 28, 2005 10:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One man, one vote.
85. Posted by m | January 28, 2005 10:20 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 22:20
86. Posted by John Ess | January 28, 2005 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lessee - ware iss "NO"?
86. Posted by John Ess | January 28, 2005 11:07 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 23:07
87. Posted by Robin Goodfellow | January 28, 2005 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crap, this is so complicated, and if I don't get it right P. Diddy is going to kill me!
87. Posted by Robin Goodfellow | January 28, 2005 11:45 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 23:45
88. Posted by gibsonz | January 28, 2005 11:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes I am sure I was disenfranchised,you only see me voting in three precients don`t you!
88. Posted by gibsonz | January 28, 2005 11:46 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 23:46
89. Posted by Hodink | January 29, 2005 12:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bush, his name is Dubya? I want to write in Dubya Bush."
89. Posted by Hodink | January 29, 2005 12:21 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 00:21
90. Posted by Billy | January 29, 2005 2:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
multiplication tables? when will I ever need this stuff?
90. Posted by Billy | January 29, 2005 2:02 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 02:02
91. Posted by JimK | January 29, 2005 3:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Vote? First, as a CITIZEN JOURNALIST I demand pie! I am so, I have a Blogspot blog, dammit."
91. Posted by JimK | January 29, 2005 3:05 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 03:05
92. Posted by Cybrludite | January 29, 2005 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, how much does it say I can get for my "Urza's Sanctified IED"?
92. Posted by Cybrludite | January 29, 2005 7:22 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 07:22
93. Posted by nizzo | January 29, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A day at the greyhound track. An unidentified man bets $5 on Wizbang to place in the nights first race.
93. Posted by nizzo | January 29, 2005 9:29 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 09:29
94. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 29, 2005 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crap, this is so complicated, and if I don't get it right P. Diddy is going to kill me!
Good one!
94. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 29, 2005 9:31 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 09:31
95. Posted by Harvey | January 29, 2005 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Iraq prepares to institute the "Crayola 120" Terror Alert System.
95. Posted by Harvey | January 29, 2005 9:49 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 09:49
96. Posted by spacemonkey | January 29, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ahmed scores 1410 on his SAT's.
96. Posted by spacemonkey | January 29, 2005 10:27 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 10:27
97. Posted by Diane | January 29, 2005 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's Arabic for Butterfly Ballot?
اِقْتِراع بَشَّارَة
But that might come across as "A vote is an insect."
97. Posted by Diane | January 29, 2005 10:38 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 10:38
98. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 29, 2005 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My name is Ted Kennedy and I am ordering you to go home immediately. Don't you understand that we want the same thing as the insurgents? You are part of the problem. Why aren't you listening to me? Go Home!..."
98. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 29, 2005 11:14 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 11:14
99. Posted by Drew - Dallas, TX | January 29, 2005 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why is gay marriage not on this ballot? I do not see it here."
99. Posted by Drew - Dallas, TX | January 29, 2005 11:22 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 11:22
100. Posted by OneDrummer | January 29, 2005 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do you know anything about that guy running for Superior Court Judge in District 3 ?
I hear he only stoned four people to death in his last term.....
100. Posted by OneDrummer | January 29, 2005 12:20 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 12:20
101. Posted by RightWriter | January 29, 2005 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And as a Seattle resident, Mr. Zanni, you can also begin voting in the 2008 United States election.
101. Posted by RightWriter | January 29, 2005 1:57 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 13:57
102. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 29, 2005 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where's the Likud list?"
102. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 29, 2005 2:07 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 14:07
103. Posted by McCain | January 29, 2005 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a proclamation from the heavenly caretaker for the Rights of Man, all candidates and all voters were declared winners in the Iraqi elections.
103. Posted by McCain | January 29, 2005 4:55 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 16:55
104. Posted by boifromtroy | January 29, 2005 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This would be easier if we just let Diebold tell us who the winner is!"
104. Posted by boifromtroy | January 29, 2005 5:50 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 17:50
105. Posted by stoj | January 29, 2005 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Vote Quimby!"
105. Posted by stoj | January 29, 2005 10:16 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 22:16
106. Posted by jmaster | January 29, 2005 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank you America."
106. Posted by jmaster | January 29, 2005 11:14 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 23:14
107. Posted by OneDrummer | January 29, 2005 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Say, will counting the ballots and declaring a winner take as long as that Aylward chap takes to post the Weekend Caption Contest winners?
107. Posted by OneDrummer | January 29, 2005 11:24 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 23:24
108. Posted by jack rudd | January 29, 2005 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are you sure all these names aren't simply aliases for Saddam Hussein?
108. Posted by jack rudd | January 29, 2005 11:37 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2005 23:37
109. Posted by UnknownBlogger | January 30, 2005 1:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Saddam isn't on here?!? Are you sure this is an Iraqi election?
109. Posted by UnknownBlogger | January 30, 2005 1:14 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 01:14
110. Posted by Jufray | January 30, 2005 4:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
just the Whopper and the small fry sir.
110. Posted by Jufray | January 30, 2005 4:25 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 04:25
111. Posted by lawrence | January 30, 2005 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So many Super Bowls prop bets, so little time.
GO PATRIOTS!!!!
111. Posted by lawrence | January 30, 2005 9:15 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 09:15
112. Posted by Jack Burton | January 30, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll take three boxes of Thin Mints, two boxes of Samoas.......
112. Posted by Jack Burton | January 30, 2005 10:02 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 10:02
113. Posted by doug | January 30, 2005 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hummm , Lets see..... Daily Kos says to vote the Communist ticket. Which Muhhamad Hussein is that?
113. Posted by doug | January 30, 2005 2:37 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 14:37
114. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 30, 2005 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This election has been brought to you by the
Crayola 128 Pack for when you need:
Just a little more than red and blue
114. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 30, 2005 3:06 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 15:06
115. Posted by OneDrummer | January 30, 2005 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The swimsuit issue will be mailed to my registration address when? Next week? Do I get a travel burka with that?
115. Posted by OneDrummer | January 30, 2005 4:04 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 16:04
116. Posted by CJM | January 30, 2005 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A 7-letter word for subtitle, starts with C. Hmmm, this election contest is just too complicated."
116. Posted by CJM | January 30, 2005 6:18 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 18:18
117. Posted by The WASP | January 30, 2005 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So some guy really tried to vote for Saddam?
117. Posted by The WASP | January 30, 2005 10:47 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2005 22:47
118. Posted by Kevin | January 31, 2005 1:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
118. Posted by Kevin | January 31, 2005 1:57 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2005 01:57