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Comments (144)
"Oy!"... (Below threshold)1. Posted by aish | January 14, 2005 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oy!"
1. Posted by aish | January 14, 2005 3:32 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:32
2. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 14, 2005 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Vey!"
2. Posted by Hoodlumman | January 14, 2005 3:35 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:35
3. Posted by RDA | January 14, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No Elizabeth! I said LEASH the corgis - not RELEASE the corgis!
3. Posted by RDA | January 14, 2005 3:40 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:40
4. Posted by KelliPundit | January 14, 2005 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh $h*t! You mean I get Carmella?
4. Posted by KelliPundit | January 14, 2005 3:41 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:41
5. Posted by tongancat | January 14, 2005 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy...I NEVER thought I would miss Diana!
5. Posted by tongancat | January 14, 2005 3:47 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:47
6. Posted by Brian | January 14, 2005 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kids! If I only knew....
6. Posted by Brian | January 14, 2005 3:49 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:49
7. Posted by jmaster | January 14, 2005 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
“I wonder if I could have him bumped the way I did his mother…”
7. Posted by jmaster | January 14, 2005 3:49 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:49
8. Posted by lurker | January 14, 2005 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where have I gone wrong? My boy is a Nazi!
8. Posted by lurker | January 14, 2005 3:50 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:50
9. Posted by Ranten.N.Raven | January 14, 2005 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damned kids will cost me the crown yet!
9. Posted by Ranten.N.Raven | January 14, 2005 3:52 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 15:52
10. Posted by Matt | January 14, 2005 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy, there ain't NO WAY you the fruit of my loins. When I get home I'm gonna punch yo' momma right in the mouth!
....oh, wait.
10. Posted by Matt | January 14, 2005 4:03 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:03
11. Posted by Doug Stewart | January 14, 2005 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to draw attention away from his son's colossal faux pas, Prince Charles demonstrates the lesser-known and slightly-less-offensive "Inverse Heil Hitler" Nazi salute.
11. Posted by Doug Stewart | January 14, 2005 4:05 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:05
12. Posted by slarrow | January 14, 2005 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this what an aneurism feels like?
12. Posted by slarrow | January 14, 2005 4:06 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:06
13. Posted by Jesse M. | January 14, 2005 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear God, reincarnate me as a tampon NOW!
13. Posted by Jesse M. | January 14, 2005 4:07 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:07
14. Posted by Joe R. the Unabrewer | January 14, 2005 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm glad I went through that stage before the era of the digital camera.
14. Posted by Joe R. the Unabrewer | January 14, 2005 4:09 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:09
15. Posted by Brian J. | January 14, 2005 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bend, you damn spoon, bend!
15. Posted by Brian J. | January 14, 2005 4:12 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:12
16. Posted by Jim Price | January 14, 2005 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bloody hell! come to think of it, I could have had a V8!
16. Posted by Jim Price | January 14, 2005 4:18 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:18
17. Posted by Big Bang Hunter | January 14, 2005 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...Y-y-yes....I did tell him he could go in costume...but buggers....I didn't say Roemmel for gawdsake.... the little wanker....
17. Posted by Big Bang Hunter | January 14, 2005 4:18 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:18
18. Posted by Sue Dohnim | January 14, 2005 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your son became a Nazi? You're a widower and you can't marry your girlfriend? Your mum won't die? Maybe you need Extra-Strength Excedrin.
18. Posted by Sue Dohnim | January 14, 2005 4:22 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:22
19. Posted by Juliette | January 14, 2005 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sheesh, that boy is dumber than Diana!"
19. Posted by Juliette | January 14, 2005 4:22 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:22
20. Posted by JaySwash | January 14, 2005 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Somehow there has to be a way to shift all the blame to Fox New and internet bloggers... What Would Rather Do?"
20. Posted by JaySwash | January 14, 2005 4:29 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:29
21. Posted by Lysander | January 14, 2005 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gevalt! What a schmuck of a kid!
21. Posted by Lysander | January 14, 2005 4:29 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:29
22. Posted by leelu | January 14, 2005 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...where did I see that article on the results of inbreeding?"
22. Posted by leelu | January 14, 2005 4:32 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:32
23. Posted by Jim | January 14, 2005 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"God, please tell me the knucklehead is auditioning for the London production of 'The Producers.'"
23. Posted by Jim | January 14, 2005 4:33 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:33
24. Posted by hobgoblin | January 14, 2005 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oddly enough, his male friend does look a bit like Mum in that dress.
[context: "Mr Guy Pelly [friend of the Prince's], who regularly accompanies the princes to England rugby matches, decided to dress as the Queen and chose a powder-blue dress, grey wig, long white gloves and a crown. "]
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11944062%255E2703,00.html
24. Posted by hobgoblin | January 14, 2005 4:36 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:36
25. Posted by Drew - Dallas, TX | January 14, 2005 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I only had the bloody URL to Wizbang so I could enter the weekend caption contest. Ah yes here it is - oh crap.
25. Posted by Drew - Dallas, TX | January 14, 2005 4:42 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:42
26. Posted by jmaster | January 14, 2005 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
“Serenity now.... Serenity now.. ....Serenity now….”
26. Posted by jmaster | January 14, 2005 4:45 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:45
27. Posted by Frank | January 14, 2005 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn! He found the costume.
27. Posted by Frank | January 14, 2005 4:46 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 16:46
28. Posted by Master of None | January 14, 2005 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I guess that explains all of that silly goose stepping he did as a child.
28. Posted by Master of None | January 14, 2005 5:02 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:02
29. Posted by Kevin Murphy | January 14, 2005 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Harry was bad enough, but I hope these pictures of William in blackface never get out!!"
or
Damn me, but where did he get the cigarettes? We've taught him better than that!
29. Posted by Kevin Murphy | January 14, 2005 5:20 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:20
30. Posted by Allium | January 14, 2005 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Waddaya mean the sun now sets on the british empire?
30. Posted by Allium | January 14, 2005 5:23 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:23
31. Posted by Allium | January 14, 2005 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll take dumb Winsor mistakes for 500 Alex.
31. Posted by Allium | January 14, 2005 5:24 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:24
32. Posted by Scott S | January 14, 2005 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas... assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.
32. Posted by Scott S | January 14, 2005 5:26 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:26
33. Posted by Princess Kimberley | January 14, 2005 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In just five minutes time I seemed to turn the aging clock back at least 12 years, thanks to your product…
I'm old, and the gray ghost had me. (see pic)Curiosity kept entering my mind, so I gave in and decided to give your product a try. The results were AMAZING! In just five minutes time I seemed to turn the aging clock back at least 12 years, thanks to your product. I use your natural dark brown and will continue to use it, because of all the compliments I received, and especially because it made me feel better about myself and my appearance. I just wanted to drop you a couple of lines to thank you for your fine product. I'm thinking about growing my Hitler mustache back and trying your mustache and beard coloring.
33. Posted by Princess Kimberley | January 14, 2005 5:28 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:28
34. Posted by Russ Hamilton | January 14, 2005 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the Vulcan Mind Meld is complete..... But wait... There is nothing going on in here.
34. Posted by Russ Hamilton | January 14, 2005 5:42 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:42
35. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 14, 2005 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How many times have I told you... dress the HOOKER like the SS officer, not YOURSELF!"
35. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 14, 2005 5:44 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:44
36. Posted by Murel Bailey | January 14, 2005 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry, Harry, mein Kind, du bisst so dumm....
36. Posted by Murel Bailey | January 14, 2005 5:52 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:52
37. Posted by Jim | January 14, 2005 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oy vey, please don't let that putz start singing, "Springtime for Hitler and Germany...."
37. Posted by Jim | January 14, 2005 5:56 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 17:56
38. Posted by DC Smith | January 14, 2005 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THAT's what happened to my shirt...
38. Posted by DC Smith | January 14, 2005 6:02 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:02
39. Posted by jmaster | January 14, 2005 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank God they can’t vote us out.”
39. Posted by jmaster | January 14, 2005 6:03 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:03
40. Posted by Peg K | January 14, 2005 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I taught him how to select a fine polo pony. I taught him which wines are the most select. I passed on my keen appreciation for seducing women.
Couldn't anyone at those private schools have taught him about WWII???!
40. Posted by Peg K | January 14, 2005 6:14 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:14
41. Posted by Maureen | January 14, 2005 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Has anyone seen my knickers?
41. Posted by Maureen | January 14, 2005 6:28 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:28
42. Posted by golfer | January 14, 2005 6:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hope Harry did not see Karl and I role playing Gustapo in the bedroom last night!!
42. Posted by golfer | January 14, 2005 6:30 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:30
43. Posted by trappedinmn | January 14, 2005 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
first the Harry thing and now I hear John Kerry is coming to dinner tonight..........
43. Posted by trappedinmn | January 14, 2005 6:35 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:35
44. Posted by elize garrett | January 14, 2005 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elitist idiot twit? which one?
44. Posted by elize garrett | January 14, 2005 6:38 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:38
45. Posted by McTrip | January 14, 2005 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gawd ! Still can't get that effing awful Elton John song out of my head....."
45. Posted by McTrip | January 14, 2005 6:48 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:48
46. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 14, 2005 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bugger! If only I could remember the bloody telly number of those French paparazzi.
46. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 14, 2005 6:49 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:49
47. Posted by Duffer | January 14, 2005 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What the hell has Hewitt's boy been up to this time ?
47. Posted by Duffer | January 14, 2005 6:50 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:50
48. Posted by CraigC | January 14, 2005 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy, there ain't NO WAY you the fruit of my loins. When I get home I'm gonna punch yo' momma right in the mouth!
....oh, wait.
Great idea, Matt, poor execution:)
"I say, I cahn't for the life of me understand how you could possibly be my offspring. When I arrive at the cahstle, I'm going to have a frightful row with your mummy. Marquess of Queensbury rules, of course.
...oh, dear."
48. Posted by CraigC | January 14, 2005 6:51 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:51
49. Posted by Sarge | January 14, 2005 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hail, headache!"
49. Posted by Sarge | January 14, 2005 6:57 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 18:57
50. Posted by Loon | January 14, 2005 7:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ein pferd, ein pferd ! Mein konigreigh fur ein pferd !"
[Richard III, with apologies to W.Shakespeare]
50. Posted by Loon | January 14, 2005 7:01 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:01
51. Posted by RodgerH | January 14, 2005 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumkauf!
51. Posted by RodgerH | January 14, 2005 7:02 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:02
52. Posted by CraigC | January 14, 2005 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops. Screwed up the punch line. That should read, "...oh deah."
52. Posted by CraigC | January 14, 2005 7:08 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:08
53. Posted by Jack Burton | January 14, 2005 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No so much here, or here, but right here
53. Posted by Jack Burton | January 14, 2005 7:09 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:09
54. Posted by crerar | January 14, 2005 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MEIN-graine !!!
54. Posted by crerar | January 14, 2005 7:09 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:09
55. Posted by Mrs.E | January 14, 2005 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why doesn't anyone ever think that's funny?! I mean, nobody gets their knickers in a twist when I dress like a Viking!
55. Posted by Mrs.E | January 14, 2005 7:11 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:11
56. Posted by BlogDog | January 14, 2005 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just my luck - not only does his mother's looks, he gets her intellect as well.
56. Posted by BlogDog | January 14, 2005 7:11 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:11
57. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What would I do for a klondike bar?
57. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:12 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:12
58. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told Harry not to show our true colors yet, the time isn't right!
58. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:13 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:13
59. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If only I had the balls to do that, I would have been king by now....
59. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:14 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:14
60. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dick Cheney's Penis is HOW big?
60. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:15 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:15
61. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's the last time I get into a pissing contest with George Bush.
61. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:16 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:16
62. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mom, what? Tony Blair is really my twin brother?
62. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:16 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:16
63. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
think chuckie think..... (insert sound of wind whistling past)
63. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:17 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:17
64. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
. o O (they say someday that you will eventually see your mother naked....but why did it have to be today?)
64. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:19 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:19
65. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, Harry, I wish your mother had been alive to see this, she would have been so proud of you.
65. Posted by Henry | January 14, 2005 7:21 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:21
66. Posted by Mike | January 14, 2005 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I..I just can't make fun of it. I tried, but look at the man's eyes.... theres so much pain there. It makes me want to cry....
66. Posted by Mike | January 14, 2005 7:26 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:26
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 14, 2005 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What to do? What to do? I know... I'll tell them it's George Bush's fault - the TIMES loves that stuff.
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 14, 2005 7:43 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:43
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 14, 2005 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where did I go wrong? I've always given them everything they ever wanted...
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 14, 2005 7:50 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:50
69. Posted by Cybrludite | January 14, 2005 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your Highness? There's a Mr. Cromwell here to see you...
69. Posted by Cybrludite | January 14, 2005 7:50 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:50
70. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 14, 2005 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't understand it. He wants for nothing. We sent him to the best schools other people's money can buy..."
70. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 14, 2005 7:53 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:53
71. Posted by stoj | January 14, 2005 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D'oh!
71. Posted by stoj | January 14, 2005 7:54 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 19:54
72. Posted by Teflon93 | January 14, 2005 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, we could always send him to the Neverland Ranch...."
72. Posted by Teflon93 | January 14, 2005 8:03 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 20:03
73. Posted by Telon93 | January 14, 2005 8:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That boy will NEVER make Obergruppenfuhrer at this rate!"
73. Posted by Telon93 | January 14, 2005 8:06 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 20:06
74. Posted by Teflon93 | January 14, 2005 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So how am I supposed to tell the French Harry can't accept their surrender?"
74. Posted by Teflon93 | January 14, 2005 8:08 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 20:08
75. Posted by keith | January 14, 2005 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So this is what they mean by "royal" pain!
75. Posted by keith | January 14, 2005 8:25 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 20:25
76. Posted by slickdpdx | January 14, 2005 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When will the old bag ever die?
or something about being a tampon...run with it
76. Posted by slickdpdx | January 14, 2005 8:27 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 20:27
77. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 14, 2005 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fish and chips...Pence"
"Bombay gin...Pounds"
"Harry screwing up again...Priceless!
77. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 14, 2005 8:50 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 20:50
78. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 14, 2005 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...Mrs. Hitler's telephone call was troubling for Charles. "They kept telling me my son would soon outgrow always wanting to raise his hand,"she said. "He never did of course,it only got worse".
78. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 14, 2005 9:17 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 21:17
79. Posted by CJM | January 14, 2005 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now where did my armband go? I thought I hid it securely in the drawer next to the lederhosen."
79. Posted by CJM | January 14, 2005 9:19 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 21:19
80. Posted by caveman | January 14, 2005 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why can’t I just turn him over my knee and paddle his ass like commoners do?
80. Posted by caveman | January 14, 2005 9:36 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 21:36
81. Posted by McGehee | January 14, 2005 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, damn! A few more peccadilloes like this and I won't be the greatest living embarrassment to the British Empire anymore."
81. Posted by McGehee | January 14, 2005 9:43 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 21:43
82. Posted by McGehee | January 14, 2005 9:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh how I wish that DNA test hadn't come out positive! If only I could claim he's really Dodi's son!"
82. Posted by McGehee | January 14, 2005 9:45 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 21:45
83. Posted by Drew | January 14, 2005 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crap...I thought he asked if it was OK to be a little NAUGHTY.
83. Posted by Drew | January 14, 2005 9:50 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 21:50
84. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 14, 2005 10:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Realizing that the real answers had been safely kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagonall's front porch,Karnak attempted to divine a better solution. "What the f'neck was Harry thinking?"
84. Posted by Moon Monkey | January 14, 2005 10:25 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 22:25
85. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" (proceeds to strangle Harry)
85. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:53 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 22:53
86. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(in a bad german accent) HOGAAAAAAN!
86. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:54 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 22:54
87. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see NUTHING, NUTHING!
87. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:54 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 22:54
88. Posted by Kathleen | January 14, 2005 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bollocks! It was supposed to be a "Young Frankenstein" party, and my recommendation was, "huge schwanzstucker"!
88. Posted by Kathleen | January 14, 2005 10:54 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 22:54
89. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ACH, UN LIEBER!
89. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:55 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 22:55
90. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I used to have the biggest ears of anyone in power on earth, now that d&&n Bush has bigger ears, now can I out-do him? Wait, he has an alcoholic daughter who is under age, so if I tell Harry to go out dressed like a nazi, that should clench the title of MOST SCREWED UP FAMILY EVER!
90. Posted by Smoke Eater | January 14, 2005 10:56 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 22:56
91. Posted by OneDrummer | January 14, 2005 11:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is what i get for screwing around on Diana, isn't it?"
91. Posted by OneDrummer | January 14, 2005 11:12 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 23:12
92. Posted by OneDrummer | January 14, 2005 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The one man who makes Bill Gates handsome by comparison....
92. Posted by OneDrummer | January 14, 2005 11:15 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 23:15
93. Posted by OneDrummer | January 14, 2005 11:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You've sunk my battleship!
93. Posted by OneDrummer | January 14, 2005 11:16 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 23:16
94. Posted by Chris Arabia | January 14, 2005 11:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can barely even feel my scar anymore, so in time I'm sure Harry will get used to his.
94. Posted by Chris Arabia | January 14, 2005 11:43 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 23:43
95. Posted by Cybrludite | January 14, 2005 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is / To have a witless child!"
95. Posted by Cybrludite | January 14, 2005 11:47 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 23:47
96. Posted by Teflon93 | January 14, 2005 11:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If only the little bastard had gotten a lift from his mother that night...."
96. Posted by Teflon93 | January 14, 2005 11:55 PM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 23:55
97. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 15, 2005 12:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, the utter sadness.... how do I handle this one?
Cindy
97. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 15, 2005 12:18 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 00:18
98. Posted by Greg | January 15, 2005 12:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The crown would fit right here....If only she would die already.
98. Posted by Greg | January 15, 2005 12:39 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 00:39
99. Posted by OneDrummer | January 15, 2005 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't believe that I ever slept with Andrew Sullivan.... I've gotta quit drinking....
99. Posted by OneDrummer | January 15, 2005 1:21 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 01:21
100. Posted by robert | January 15, 2005 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh crap, where did I hide all the Nazi stuff?"
100. Posted by robert | January 15, 2005 1:21 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 01:21
101. Posted by twolaneflash | January 15, 2005 2:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got to keep the boys away from those Bush girls!
101. Posted by twolaneflash | January 15, 2005 2:33 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 02:33
102. Posted by twolaneflash | January 15, 2005 2:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
God!! We leave the continent, change the family name from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor, and NOW!, this...this...medieval cross thing. How many times does a man have to be crucified!
102. Posted by twolaneflash | January 15, 2005 2:43 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 02:43
103. Posted by sukr9922 | January 15, 2005 5:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Excedrin........ For when you've got a Nazi THIIIIIS big.
103. Posted by sukr9922 | January 15, 2005 5:37 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 05:37
104. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | January 15, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I knew appeasement wouldn't work ...
104. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | January 15, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 09:02
105. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 15, 2005 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The son ever frets on the British Empire."
105. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 15, 2005 9:12 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 09:12
106. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 15, 2005 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"But mummsie, do you really think that bringing back beheadings is a good idea?"
106. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 15, 2005 9:18 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 09:18
107. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 15, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(while rocking back and forth)...yeah...precisely 639 pens scribbling...yeah...639...yeah...Harry wore a Nazi suit...yeah...yeah...Harry wore a Nazi suit...yeah...639 pens...
107. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 15, 2005 9:56 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 09:56
108. Posted by Beck | January 15, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scientists conclude that their thousand-year long experiment in inbreeding has been an unmitigated failure.
108. Posted by Beck | January 15, 2005 10:02 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 10:02
109. Posted by Mad Anthony | January 15, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn it! Where did I park the Bentley? I could have sworn it was in B-8.
109. Posted by Mad Anthony | January 15, 2005 10:06 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 10:06
110. Posted by Hodink | January 15, 2005 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Camilla Parker-Bowles confides that it was her idea. "Seemed like a smashing idea to me!"
110. Posted by Hodink | January 15, 2005 10:43 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 10:43
111. Posted by Uncle Mikey | January 15, 2005 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay, I swear I got it this time. It goes, 'Maya heee, maya haaa, maya heee, Maya hee-hee?' No? Goddamn it!"
111. Posted by Uncle Mikey | January 15, 2005 11:45 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 11:45
112. Posted by Kaptain Krude | January 15, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(in Hank Hill voice):"That boy just ain't right!"
112. Posted by Kaptain Krude | January 15, 2005 11:55 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 11:55
113. Posted by jmaster | January 15, 2005 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On a semi-related topic, there's a Benny Hill marathon on BBC America today!
What timing. I am watching studiously for some British inspiration.
BTW, this isn't an entry. Just a heads up for Benny fans.
113. Posted by jmaster | January 15, 2005 12:23 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 12:23
114. Posted by OneDrummer | January 15, 2005 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince Charles' proctologist conducts his annual checkup.
114. Posted by OneDrummer | January 15, 2005 12:26 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 12:26
115. Posted by Maggie | January 15, 2005 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This photograph was supplied by Mary Mapes....damn, that won't work ... she's in the bloody States!
115. Posted by Maggie | January 15, 2005 12:44 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 12:44
116. Posted by Baron | January 15, 2005 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I should have made James Hewitt claim him..."
116. Posted by Baron | January 15, 2005 2:45 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 14:45
117. Posted by Joe Inscore | January 15, 2005 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blimy, I thought that Hitler Youth thingy ended with WWII"
117. Posted by Joe Inscore | January 15, 2005 3:08 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 15:08
118. Posted by Patrick | January 15, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-Being the Prince of Wales... £3 million per year
-Being King of England ... £8 million per year
-Watching it all go down the drain because your son in a Nazi... Priceless!
118. Posted by Patrick | January 15, 2005 3:40 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 15:40
119. Posted by Downto | January 15, 2005 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince Charles, photographed here in a rare moment of understated glee.
119. Posted by Downto | January 15, 2005 3:47 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 15:47
120. Posted by Downto | January 15, 2005 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In the name of the Father..."
120. Posted by Downto | January 15, 2005 3:54 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 15:54
121. Posted by Apollo Reyes | January 15, 2005 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh bloody hell!! I thought I burned that thing ages ago!?
121. Posted by Apollo Reyes | January 15, 2005 4:51 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 16:51
122. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 15, 2005 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No joke here - just a really saddened man and it probably has nothing to do with his son.
122. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 15, 2005 5:14 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 17:14
123. Posted by DemEnTEd | January 15, 2005 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bugger it all...Edward never had it this bad...
123. Posted by DemEnTEd | January 15, 2005 5:48 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 17:48
124. Posted by Bithead | January 15, 2005 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is Bob.
Bob's not doing well, because he doesn't know about Natural Male Enhancement.
124. Posted by Bithead | January 15, 2005 5:58 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 17:58
125. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is your Prince on drugs...any questions?
125. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:57 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 21:57
126. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince Charles, why the long face?
126. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:58 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 21:58
127. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You mean I have to pretend to like George Bush for 4 more years ?
127. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:58 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 21:58
128. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least on the upside, my son Harry finally is showing his ambitions.
128. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:59 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 21:59
129. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire, God doesn't trust us in the dark....
129. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 9:59 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 21:59
130. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 10:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(looking at picture) Why is William wearing armbands? Oh crap that's Harry...I don't even know my sons...
130. Posted by Henry | January 15, 2005 10:01 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2005 22:01
131. Posted by DD | January 16, 2005 12:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I could of had a V-8"!
131. Posted by DD | January 16, 2005 12:00 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 00:00
132. Posted by OneDrummer | January 16, 2005 1:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That kicker for the Jets is such a wanker!
132. Posted by OneDrummer | January 16, 2005 1:26 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 01:26
133. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 16, 2005 1:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've posted this twice but Mike has it right.
"I..I just can't make fun of it. I tried, but look at the man's eyes.... theres so much pain there. It makes me want to cry....
Posted by: Mike at January 14, 2005 07:26 PM"
What this man is suffering is pain, heartbreak and it's not afunny picture. Where was it taken and when? Seeing the Tsunami disaster? Whatever,the pain is in his teary eyes and there's nothing funny about this at all. And for you assoles making fun of Princess Diana can all go to hell. How dare you put down that wonderful young woman who was so tragically killed? My God, people,WAKE UP!!!
Cindy
133. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 16, 2005 1:26 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 01:26
134. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 16, 2005 1:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've posted this twice but Mike has it right.
"I..I just can't make fun of it. I tried, but look at the man's eyes.... theres so much pain there. It makes me want to cry....
Posted by: Mike at January 14, 2005 07:26 PM"
What this man is suffering is pain, heartbreak and it's not afunny picture. Where was it taken and when? Seeing the Tsunami disaster? Whatever,the pain is in his teary eyes and there's nothing funny about this at all. And for you assoles making fun of Princess Diana can all go to hell. How dare you put down that wonderful young woman who was so tragically killed? My God, people,WAKE UP!!!
Cindy
134. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 16, 2005 1:26 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 01:26
135. Posted by MJ Erwin | January 16, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if the bloody Vulcan mind meld can be self administered?
135. Posted by MJ Erwin | January 16, 2005 12:08 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 12:08
136. Posted by Pat Adkins | January 16, 2005 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How did that chap Rove get to my kids?
136. Posted by Pat Adkins | January 16, 2005 3:49 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 15:49
137. Posted by Fustian | January 16, 2005 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince Charles getting his first look at Camilla Parker-Bowles in the nude.
137. Posted by Fustian | January 16, 2005 9:05 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 21:05
138. Posted by Fustian | January 16, 2005 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince Charles just learning the real definition of the word "tampon". He had apparently thought it was French for "confidant".
138. Posted by Fustian | January 16, 2005 9:09 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 21:09
139. Posted by Fustian | January 16, 2005 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince Charles enjoying the intricate harmonies of Ashlee Simpson during a recent Prince's Trust.
139. Posted by Fustian | January 16, 2005 9:19 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 21:19
140. Posted by Fustian | January 16, 2005 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince Charles after learning that Michael Moore has been filming around the palace for his new movie: Fox Hunting for Columbine.
140. Posted by Fustian | January 16, 2005 9:24 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 21:24
141. Posted by TallDave | January 16, 2005 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I sould have used Preparation H."
141. Posted by TallDave | January 16, 2005 11:30 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 23:30
142. Posted by katey | January 16, 2005 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To make a bad week even worse, Prince Charles realizes that his toupee is slipping.
142. Posted by katey | January 16, 2005 11:31 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2005 23:31
143. Posted by Henry | January 17, 2005 12:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is Charles! Charles hasn't found out about Enzyte, for natural male enhancement, when he does, in just a few short weeks, he'll be swelling with pride, with a big boost of confidence....
143. Posted by Henry | January 17, 2005 12:32 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2005 00:32
144. Posted by Kevin | January 17, 2005 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
144. Posted by Kevin | January 17, 2005 1:21 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2005 01:21