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Comments (102)
Bill: "Ha, he'll never have... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill: "Ha, he'll never have this sucker judged by Sunday."
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 12:24 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:24
2. Posted by Dougrc | January 7, 2005 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heehee, no it wasn't me that farted! The smellers the feller!
2. Posted by Dougrc | January 7, 2005 12:28 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:28
3. Posted by Matt | January 7, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This Sega Genesis Rocks!!! It really is the digital age!
3. Posted by Matt | January 7, 2005 12:29 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:29
4. Posted by M. Murcek | January 7, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, the lab guys said controlling a brain implant is lots of fun, but this is just way too good!
4. Posted by M. Murcek | January 7, 2005 12:29 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:29
5. Posted by RodgerH | January 7, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy, this new sub $500 MAC is great!
5. Posted by RodgerH | January 7, 2005 12:29 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:29
6. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | January 7, 2005 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Haircut at Fantastic Sams - $8
Spiderman II Game - The Quest For Kirsten's Nipples - $46
X-Box Console - $110 on eBay
The ability to bang even the hottest of supermodels by simply waving a blank check even though you are a complete dork - Priceless
6. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | January 7, 2005 12:34 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:34
7. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill: "Bwah hah hah! My complete domination of the world is almost complete! Mommy, is it time for lunch?"
7. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 12:36 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:36
8. Posted by Schwerv | January 7, 2005 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He he he... The wiggles make me laugh.
8. Posted by Schwerv | January 7, 2005 12:37 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:37
9. Posted by FormerHostage | January 7, 2005 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ain't no way Stephen Hawking's gonna figure out I hacked his wheelchair!
9. Posted by FormerHostage | January 7, 2005 12:39 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:39
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The new MS Washingtonienne Interactive Game sure beats just watching Paris Hilton videos."
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 12:39 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:39
11. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crab, GIVE me the receipe to the Krabby Patty, or I will destroy you....
11. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 12:39 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:39
12. Posted by Justin B | January 7, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Halo III - Fight the Alien Master Race that enslaves world population through high priced software before their evil leader spreads his genes to silicon injected supermodels.
12. Posted by Justin B | January 7, 2005 12:40 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:40
13. Posted by anastasia | January 7, 2005 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dr. Strangelove meets Dr. No.
13. Posted by anastasia | January 7, 2005 12:48 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 12:48
14. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And now I'll make Kerry flop back to his original position...."
14. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:06 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:06
15. Posted by S.K. | January 7, 2005 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Master Chief, you complete me.
15. Posted by S.K. | January 7, 2005 1:06 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:06
16. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Gates plays the latest XBox game---"Monopoly."
16. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:07 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:07
17. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ok--left, left, up, right, right, fire---and Tara Reid's dress drops on cue."
17. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:08 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:08
18. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Man, Linux is FUN!!!"
18. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:11 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:11
19. Posted by Chris Short | January 7, 2005 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill thinks to himself: "I have no clue what I'm doing right now. I just bought a few companies out so my grand kids could have cool toys."
19. Posted by Chris Short | January 7, 2005 1:11 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:11
20. Posted by Van Helsing | January 7, 2005 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I love it when I get to the level where I can make David Boies fall into the pit full of pungee sticks!"
20. Posted by Van Helsing | January 7, 2005 1:12 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:12
21. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A screencap from "Leisure Suit Larry: Mogul Madness."
21. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:12 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:12
22. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"C'mon, dance, Greenspan---DANCE!"
22. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:14 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:14
23. Posted by Rick13 | January 7, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I sure am glad I grabbed the "Tsunami" power block on level 13!
23. Posted by Rick13 | January 7, 2005 1:33 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:33
24. Posted by Exile | January 7, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm saddened. I caught onto Wizbang several months back and have been visiting daily.
However, it saddens me to see how this once great site is slipping into the Mac vs Windows cesspool. The usual Mac Zealots vs Windows Groupies vs Penguin Pushers idiocy seems to have risen front and center here.
A real crying shame. Nice knowing you.
24. Posted by Exile | January 7, 2005 1:39 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:39
25. Posted by spacemonkey | January 7, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
During a demontration of the latest in the GeekWare line of MS products, Gates is seen "accidentally" setting the VirtualDate to the 'homerun' setting.
25. Posted by spacemonkey | January 7, 2005 1:39 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:39
26. Posted by Brian | January 7, 2005 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, I need to get me one of these!
26. Posted by Brian | January 7, 2005 1:40 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:40
27. Posted by Dad | January 7, 2005 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Say, this PS2 stuff is good! I Wonder what Sony stock is going for?
27. Posted by Dad | January 7, 2005 1:42 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:42
28. Posted by leelu | January 7, 2005 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill reviews the new shrinkwrap license for all MS products:
"... a nickel a breath from every user!"
BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
28. Posted by leelu | January 7, 2005 1:43 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:43
29. Posted by Marcus | January 7, 2005 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Gates, pictured here playing Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, moments after he pushes his glasses up, snorts, and says, "I like girls."
29. Posted by Marcus | January 7, 2005 1:48 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:48
30. Posted by Spektr | January 7, 2005 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now Herr Torvalds, ve haf vays auf makeeng you talk..."
30. Posted by Spektr | January 7, 2005 1:52 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:52
31. Posted by trappedinmn | January 7, 2005 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know this thing will work just as soon as the tubes warm up in the television...."
31. Posted by trappedinmn | January 7, 2005 1:53 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:53
32. Posted by keith | January 7, 2005 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Rather is easy to steer but the Michael Moore fart button is more fun...
32. Posted by keith | January 7, 2005 1:55 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:55
33. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ok, now watch this---I'll make Barbara Boxer cry..."
33. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:56 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:56
34. Posted by JAT | January 7, 2005 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see, all I need is to manufacture a few more votes in Washington - then my new voting PDA will be ready for the DNC!"
34. Posted by JAT | January 7, 2005 1:57 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:57
35. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Man, Ballmer's wishing he didn't have my gig now, isn't he?"
35. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:57 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:57
36. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Christine? How many more votes did you say you needed?"
36. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 1:59 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 13:59
37. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Bill Gates action figure. Push the botton and nothing happens.
37. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 2:00 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:00
38. Posted by Allium | January 7, 2005 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And Mr. Pacman goobles up all the nasty ghosts.
38. Posted by Allium | January 7, 2005 2:04 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:04
39. Posted by stoj | January 7, 2005 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Microsoft founder Bill Gates demos the latest Xbox game, which allows you to try on different hairstyles.
39. Posted by stoj | January 7, 2005 2:05 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:05
40. Posted by Golfer | January 7, 2005 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Gates has an intimate moment with his wife.
40. Posted by Golfer | January 7, 2005 2:24 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:24
41. Posted by JimK | January 7, 2005 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blue screen of what now? Oh, that's not a bug, that's a feature."
41. Posted by JimK | January 7, 2005 2:24 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:24
42. Posted by sondrad | January 7, 2005 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Heeee .....hacking into my bank account... what a cool move.... how many zeros make a gazillion?....tee hee...."
42. Posted by sondrad | January 7, 2005 2:29 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:29
43. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Excerpted from the Rathergate Report: an actual photo of the documents being forged.
43. Posted by Teflon93 | January 7, 2005 2:46 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:46
44. Posted by Cybrludite | January 7, 2005 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, Mr. Jobs... I expect you to DIE!
44. Posted by Cybrludite | January 7, 2005 2:48 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:48
45. Posted by Cybrludite | January 7, 2005 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"From my heart and from my hands/why don't people understand/my intentions?"
45. Posted by Cybrludite | January 7, 2005 2:50 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:50
46. Posted by Cybrludite | January 7, 2005 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's alive! ALI... oh, bugger. The monster's blue-screened again. Igor! Get the ****ing jumper-cables!
46. Posted by Cybrludite | January 7, 2005 2:51 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:51
47. Posted by Allium | January 7, 2005 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now what do I do? I can't find the "any" key.
47. Posted by Allium | January 7, 2005 2:55 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 14:55
48. Posted by Josh Poulson | January 7, 2005 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't we have any other good games besides Halo?
48. Posted by Josh Poulson | January 7, 2005 3:05 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 15:05
49. Posted by Norm | January 7, 2005 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Life is good - thanks to Viagra I am smiling again, playing neat video games and will now rename my company "Microhard"
49. Posted by Norm | January 7, 2005 3:08 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 15:08
50. Posted by Jim W | January 7, 2005 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Best feature? Well, what you can't see on the screen... is how I've connected this joystick to MY joystick!"
50. Posted by Jim W | January 7, 2005 3:14 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 15:14
51. Posted by Caveman | January 7, 2005 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The audience thought money was the explanation for his popularity until they realized that that's not his knee.
51. Posted by Caveman | January 7, 2005 3:29 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 15:29
52. Posted by Oyster | January 7, 2005 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, this PlayStation is cool. Hey guys, take the innards and package it as a Microsoft product.
52. Posted by Oyster | January 7, 2005 3:54 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 15:54
53. Posted by Jinx McHue | January 7, 2005 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is Bill. Bill is doing well. Very well indeed. That's because, not long ago, with just a quick phone call and a free brochure, Bill realized he could have something better in his life. And what did he get? Why, not only a boost of confidence, a little more self esteem and a very big promotion; he got the very thing that makes a man really successful: a very happy Mrs. at home."
53. Posted by Jinx McHue | January 7, 2005 4:00 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 16:00
54. Posted by Jhn1 | January 7, 2005 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Microsoft guru Bill Gates demonstrates the new official "unofficial" patch for Halo 2. New missions include destruction of Fortresses Linux and Mozilla and "take-downs" of certain Federal judges, federal Procecutors, and the Mass. Attornet General as well as a host of various federal, state, and private attorneys.
54. Posted by Jhn1 | January 7, 2005 4:10 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 16:10
55. Posted by scottb | January 7, 2005 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Gates demonstrates the new MS OnTheSpot system, allowing couples to pleasure each other remotely. "I'm pretty sure I'm connected up with my wife!" He chortled...
55. Posted by scottb | January 7, 2005 4:19 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 16:19
56. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 7, 2005 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spongebill Dorkpants?
You're so dead, Ballmer.
56. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 7, 2005 4:31 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 16:31
57. Posted by RR | January 7, 2005 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, I'm finished. A couple clicks and we now have a dhimmocratic governor in Washington.
57. Posted by RR | January 7, 2005 4:37 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 16:37
58. Posted by jmaster | January 7, 2005 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Paul at Whizbang! is dissing my stuff again.
I’ll show him....and this time I’ll post as Julie.
He he he. He’ll NEVER know its me!
58. Posted by jmaster | January 7, 2005 4:54 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 16:54
59. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 7, 2005 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wait... this says that rule number one of Fight Club is the same as rule number two of Fight Club. Why was that not corrected in playtesting?
59. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 7, 2005 5:02 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 17:02
60. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 7, 2005 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It only *looks* like I'm writing a letter, you infernal paperclip. Feel the wrath of my magma guns!
60. Posted by Laurence Simon | January 7, 2005 5:06 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 17:06
61. Posted by HRYK | January 7, 2005 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Gates tries his hand at stand up comedy.
"My programs crash so much that even my clothes turned blue on me, but seriously folks..."
61. Posted by HRYK | January 7, 2005 5:07 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 17:07
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 7, 2005 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So *this* is what Pong looks like! SEGA!!
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 7, 2005 5:15 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 17:15
63. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill (Kent Dorfman): Oh, boy! This is gonna be sooooo great!
63. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 5:24 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 17:24
64. Posted by jmaster | January 7, 2005 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Gates introduces Microsoft’s answer to the IPOD.
“Its called a WINTARD, or a Windows Transistor AM Radio Device. It’s a great new technology. You'll no longer need to download songs from the web. The WINTARD receives them wirelessly! And instead of 99 cents, the songs are free! Before it gets out of beta, we think we can get it operating on batteries, so we can ditch this power cord. Listen: It’s the Beatles! These guys are going to be big!”
64. Posted by jmaster | January 7, 2005 5:28 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 17:28
65. Posted by Tim McNabb | January 7, 2005 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What? I've been playing the microwave?
Tim McNabb
fivehundredwords.com
65. Posted by Tim McNabb | January 7, 2005 5:32 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 17:32
66. Posted by Dave Schuler | January 7, 2005 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
“Somebody tell me when the Blue Screen is gone so I'll know when to stop smiling.”
66. Posted by Dave Schuler | January 7, 2005 5:32 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 17:32
67. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They don't call it Winblows for nothing.
67. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 6:22 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 18:22
68. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster and cavemam are putting up some pretty stiff competition.
68. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 6:23 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 18:23
69. Posted by jmaster | January 7, 2005 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Rodney!
Plus you have aloowed me to become post number 69 (I hope!), a long time goal of mine.
69. Posted by jmaster | January 7, 2005 6:43 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 18:43
70. Posted by hwapper | January 7, 2005 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill: You think beating me at Madden is funny? Wait til I buy your company and have you laid off...
70. Posted by hwapper | January 7, 2005 6:57 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 18:57
71. Posted by bigmacwithanegg | January 7, 2005 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Heh, I get paid to do this."
71. Posted by bigmacwithanegg | January 7, 2005 7:15 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 19:15
72. Posted by jack rudd | January 7, 2005 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gates: Boy, these captions on Wizbang are really funny!
72. Posted by jack rudd | January 7, 2005 7:24 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 19:24
73. Posted by jack rudd | January 7, 2005 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take that, Justice Department! All your lawyers are belong to us!
73. Posted by jack rudd | January 7, 2005 7:41 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 19:41
74. Posted by The WASP | January 7, 2005 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't believe the engineers actually got me a controller that will control the world.. ha ha take that Apple ..
74. Posted by The WASP | January 7, 2005 8:25 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 20:25
75. Posted by jmaster | January 7, 2005 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hair pie!
75. Posted by jmaster | January 7, 2005 11:08 PM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 23:08
76. Posted by Robert | January 8, 2005 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a quiet moment, Bill Gates checks his accounts with the latest online banking tool.
76. Posted by Robert | January 8, 2005 11:17 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 11:17
77. Posted by BoyNamedGoo | January 8, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When that happens you just hit CTRL-ALT-DEL and reboot the machine
77. Posted by BoyNamedGoo | January 8, 2005 12:12 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 12:12
78. Posted by Kevin Murphy | January 8, 2005 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A geek with more money than anyone else is still just a geek: The chair is more comfortable, the box is faster, the Mountain Dew is colder, but still spends all his free time playing video games.
78. Posted by Kevin Murphy | January 8, 2005 12:36 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 12:36
79. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 8, 2005 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill smiles proudly upon realizing the The MS-Chair V.2.2 had not crashed in over ten minutes.
79. Posted by FreakyBoy | January 8, 2005 1:04 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 13:04
80. Posted by iggi marco | January 8, 2005 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Asians analyze video realizing Bill Gates was really chinese
80. Posted by iggi marco | January 8, 2005 2:40 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 14:40
81. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | January 8, 2005 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Loving father, faithful husband, most successfull businessman ever, and most philanthropic man in history shows that he really could care less what we think of him.
81. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | January 8, 2005 5:32 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 17:32
82. Posted by McGehee | January 8, 2005 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"'All your base are belong to us'? What the heck is that supposed to mean?"
82. Posted by McGehee | January 8, 2005 7:34 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 19:34
83. Posted by McGehee | January 8, 2005 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh-oh, Paul is close to tracking me down as the source of all those 'Dave' comments in the Windows-vs.Mac thread. I'd better blue-screen his -- oh wait, he uses a Mac. Damn!"
83. Posted by McGehee | January 8, 2005 7:39 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 19:39
84. Posted by McGehee | January 8, 2005 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Watch me do my David Letterman grin!"
84. Posted by McGehee | January 8, 2005 7:40 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 19:40
85. Posted by bigmacwithanegg | January 8, 2005 11:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now, I can REALLY enjoy Leisure Suit Larry once these cameras leave"
85. Posted by bigmacwithanegg | January 8, 2005 11:43 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2005 23:43
86. Posted by OneDrummer | January 9, 2005 2:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yesssss, feel the hate flow through you. Your training is complete, take your place by your master, young jedi.
86. Posted by OneDrummer | January 9, 2005 2:49 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2005 02:49
87. Posted by jill girl | January 9, 2005 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That talking paperclip cracks me up every time!!!
87. Posted by jill girl | January 9, 2005 5:41 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2005 17:41
88. Posted by redstatewannabe | January 9, 2005 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Halo2 game for X-box: $50
Force feedback controller: $80
Not having the darn machine crash every 5 minutes: priceless
88. Posted by redstatewannabe | January 9, 2005 8:12 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2005 20:12
89. Posted by Doug | January 9, 2005 9:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ha Ha Ha ! Remember 25 years ago when they all said computer technology would be ruled by the Japanese? Bite me.
89. Posted by Doug | January 9, 2005 9:40 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2005 21:40
90. Posted by -S- | January 10, 2005 4:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Gates thought balloon:
"Man oh MAN, am I LUCKY. Luck-eee."
90. Posted by -S- | January 10, 2005 4:34 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 04:34
91. Posted by andre3000 | January 10, 2005 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gates counting silently the system crash-free seconds...
"Eighteen Mississippi, nineteen Mississippi..."
91. Posted by andre3000 | January 10, 2005 10:07 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 10:07
92. Posted by lawhawk | January 10, 2005 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jenna on Jenna - The.Best.Game.Ever! Especially when you know all the hotkeys.
92. Posted by lawhawk | January 10, 2005 10:16 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 10:16
93. Posted by OneDrummer | January 10, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He he he he.. those pajama bloggers will be soooo pissed I launched those DDOS attacks on them!
93. Posted by OneDrummer | January 10, 2005 10:34 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 10:34
94. Posted by spacemonkey | January 10, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hehhehhehheheh I am Cornholio! hehehe I need t.p. for my bunghole! hehehehhe
94. Posted by spacemonkey | January 10, 2005 11:40 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 11:40
95. Posted by spacemonkey | January 10, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I soooooo rule.
95. Posted by spacemonkey | January 10, 2005 11:55 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 11:55
96. Posted by OneDrummer | January 10, 2005 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hate to say it, you're right. But Gates so doesn't inspire comedic genious.... I find myself wanting plain oatmeal and my brown dress socks with my highwater pants looking at him.
On a side note, at an official MS party/picnic, circa 1983 at Radar Lake, Gates shows up in a white t-shirt, tan gym shorts, brown socks and tennies. Glad to see he hasn't changed his geek factor any. His RX-7 didn't make him any cooler either, since it didn't even have a radio!
96. Posted by OneDrummer | January 10, 2005 1:36 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 13:36
97. Posted by BiggAndyy | January 10, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if it is too late to buy more stock in Trump's new Hair Care line? Let's log on and find out.
97. Posted by BiggAndyy | January 10, 2005 1:50 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 13:50
98. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 10, 2005 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've even out sourced my hair style to China!"
(note: that controler cable isn't running to an xbox, but his prostate and a car battery)
98. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 10, 2005 5:03 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 17:03
99. Posted by Doug | January 10, 2005 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He who dies with the most toys -- WINS.
99. Posted by Doug | January 10, 2005 10:19 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2005 22:19
100. Posted by Cybrludite | January 11, 2005 5:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord Ballmer!
(raspy breathing) Yes, my master.
RISE!
100. Posted by Cybrludite | January 11, 2005 5:15 AM |
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Posted on January 11, 2005 05:15
101. Posted by Bill | January 11, 2005 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HA HA HA ! I am able to manipulate this contest and get caption in on Tuesday two days after Sunday cutoff.I havn't gotten this lucky since IBM foolishly gave me the software rights.
101. Posted by Bill | January 11, 2005 10:02 PM |
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Posted on January 11, 2005 22:02
102. Posted by Kevin | January 14, 2005 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Winners finally announced. Comments are now closed.
102. Posted by Kevin | January 14, 2005 1:58 AM |
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Posted on January 14, 2005 01:58